Lisa Randall taks about the Large Hadron Collider

[blastitude]

she looks like maria spiropulu's sister. she's also a physicist, only hotter ! check her out. And i'm not being sexist, merely stating a fact :)

[BrainEatingApe]

Angle of dangle = Mass of ass

[neilzep]

She gives great rimjobs...you dont know what a pleasure that gives.

[jakiner]

Pretty cool chic. Very though provoking. I think maybe i should've been a physicist.

[DynaSukasOne]

She actually said "proton beams are accelerated by the magnetic field."

[FallofDarkness55]

Lisa, marry me. I love string theory too; of course i'm not as smart as you though. the math goes beyond me. and i've taken up to calc 3. to me it's a turn on when a woman is smarter than me and is studying string theory.

[mfentruck]

@FallofDarkness55

lol well hey I'm sure I'm smarter than you and I love string theory

[FallofDarkness55]

@mfentruck well then you're hot too.

[mfentruck]

@FallofDarkness55

:-) but how come nerd guys don't talk to nerd girls

[FallofDarkness55]

@mfentruck maybe it's because they're afraid of a woman's intelligence. i don't know.

[MrRobotoToo]

A great name for a gay bar would be "Large Hard-on Collider".

[artwdog]

smart is very sexy!!

[gk111127]

Freemason Bitch, Stop Laying, can tell easy, BAD Lairs

[Bonzenpunk]

i dont know but some how i was reminded in the LHC rap :)

[goblinmaje]

lol, I think i'm in love! <3 Lisa is amazing, i've always dreamed about discussing abstract theoretical physics with my significant other, but the dream always seems so impossible because i always seem to get a strange look when she asks me what i'm looking at in my telescope and i reply; i'm trying to find, among other things, black holes or clues about the 11th dimension or an imprint of a string or brane from when the universe was very small. Lol, i'll probably never find these things anyway.

[johngreene87]

You're pretty shallow dude.

[goblinmaje]

@johngreene87 You're pretty judgmental but i do agree in hind-sight at least a little bit about your comment about my comment.

[deusAtheismus]

I want to learn more about Lisa!!!

[artwdog]

Smart is sexy!!

[KapnKregg]

Lisa Randall gives me a large hadron.

[JoeyMars1]

@KapnKregg Right on!... and she has a brane!

[Carlinfan1]

@KapnKregg High Five in the third dimension.

[AlexChandler100]

@KapnKregg Awesome!

[nickharvey7]

Interesting video! Could these extra dimensions be formed by the arrow of time? If time was unfolding at the quantum level of the atoms this would make time the Hidden Variable. We know that time is a variable because we have time dilation when an object accelerates towards the speed of light and also around objects of great mass.

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

We all should work to further mankind, no point in pointing at scientists. FYI only a minuscule fraction of physicists will ever have something named after them.

And what do you even mean by competetive? CERN is one of the biggest collaborative efforts in human history. Thousands of people working towards the same goal.

And BTW, without CERN we wouldn't have the internet. How's that for that for something positive.

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

Not really the same topic, but all these examples don't don't show the competitive nature of scientists, but that of politicians.

Also, Children in Africa could be saved any given day. It is also a purely political issue.

And yeah, I am. The internet, just like CCTV cameras or Teflon, or medical X-rays, MRIs or hundreds of other essential technologies are spin-offs of scientific projects.

[mikeroephonics]

@ASKaPHYSICIST +1

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

Work at CERN may inform us about fundamental aspects of nature we had no idea about.

I'm sure you would have told the guy that invented the wheel (combustion engine, electric current, electromagnetism, nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, relativity, quantum mechanics, super conductivity) to stop fooling around and get on with something that seems more immediately useful, but in the end these sort of things do turn out to be vital for society and stopping them is ultimately very short sighted.

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

I'm glad you find amusement in your ignorant rants.

I think you'd find you have much more productive conversations if you make an effort to understand what people are actually saying.

[Andreas1986xyz]

@123backinyerface

you do no something with absolutey certainty in science. so it is only serious to use the word "maybe". But it is quiete clear that the world and it'S people will have a great long term return form wide fields of basic research. There were so many things discovered which seem to have no practical use at once, but a century later they revoluze the world.

[123backinyerface]

@Andreas1986xyz Quite right, I deleted my comments its amazing how 10 months can affect an ignorant opinion.

[Jkelquedi]

I am no scientist, but I like the symmetry idea. It seems very interesting to me.

[DavidAKZ]

scientists look for beauty and symmetry

[Jkelquedi]

don't we all LOL

[mevande]

She is smart and sexy

[sidewaysfcs0718]

are they smashing protons with protons

or protons with anti protons?

and can someone tell me what happens to the particles that result? i know the swirl into orbit like shapes ...do they just dissapear then? or what ? do they annihilate into photons? O.o

[nevertheless123]

sideways they are smashing protons with protons. Protons are made up of quarks that are very tightly bound. So in simple terms, quarks will fly out, and maybe some new particles like the Higgs

[sidewaysfcs0718]

yes but i read that there can be no free quarks ..so what happens to the quarks that exit? to they recombine into other hadrons? they cant just dissapear can they?

[nevertheless123]

read Lewis Ryder quantum field theory first chapter.

[sidewaysfcs0718]

would be much easier if u just told me what happens so i dont have to dig up lecture .__.

[diomedes39]

@sidewaysfcs0718 I would look that up yourself because I'm not sure and the guy that answered you is an idiot.

[dompeeeee]

@nevertheless123, your a fool. i could stop there but i'll tell u why, obviously, you have no clue who Dr. Randall is nor her contribution to physics...if you care to know look, google it, otherwise i suggest not speaking, even though i know it helps your insecurities to bash a woman bc she is leaps and bounds smarter than you, just admit your an idiot loser and move on with your life, get out of your parents basement already, 35 years is enough! better yet quit wasting my air, do yourself a fav

[nevertheless123]

dompeeppee just FUCK OFF.

You are a rude fucking bastard.

[nevertheless123]

also i forgot to mention...

dompeeeee yo are a fucking idiot. You completely ignore the points I raised about string theory and the absurd comparisons of witten and randall to einstein.

you people either read landau and lifshitz (i., the conventional physics before string theory took over) or choose the bible.

It has NOTHING to do with my insecurity or with Lisa being a woman. Thats Lisa's defense you see, No one will attack her because of the fear of being called sexist.

[dompeeeee]

what's your defense? Oh thats right you don't have one because your a nobody fucking loser retard, I ignored your points bc no one cares what you think...when they become your peers perhaps someone will give a fuck about your ignorant points, now I would recommend for you, physics for the mentally challenged, let me know when your finished in a couple years and i'll suggest your next reading....remember sentences starton the leftand read right, ha! Dousch!

[nevertheless123]

Just SHUT UP up you bitch. and stop replying to my posts.

[dompeeeee]

whaaaaaaaaaa, you whine like a mule, ha! Grow up and quit acting like a baby, perhaps you need to wash the sand out of your vagina, ha! Your so weak

[nevertheless123]

wow wowo wowo loook what is doin here !!

Mr dompeeeee the champion of women in science, the liberator of female sexuality using sexist obnoxious expletives.

wowow weve got an obvious child predator here my friends. he is likes to molest young girl's vaginas.

I think he came here to check out and champion female physicists so he can molest them later.

wow wow

son of a bitch dompee you exceed all fucking expectations.

stupid retard. SHUT UP AND DONT REPLY WITH YOUR FOUL FUCKING MOUTH!

[dompeeeee]

ha! The more you speak the dunber you sound, "he is likes to" ha! And i'm sure their are just a ton of underaged female physicists, ha! Talk about exceeding expectations, I though perhaps your were just slow or mildly retarded but that obviously is giving you way too much credit, its probably best if you don't speak anymore, because if your lucky their might be one person who doesn't think your a complete and total idiot, so you might want to hold on to them. Don't forget to look up, dousch! Ha!

[Einsteinian99]

Dom, neverbeenlaid is a social tool who cannot hold even the simplest conversation with people. He is all over the place and constantly attacking and falsely accusing. Poor little man who looks shit up on the net and then tries to pass it off as his own idea and experitse. I just see an insecrue idiot!

[dompeeeee]

well said my friend and ditto on your comment below....ha! A notorious retarded dousch

[nevertheless123]

fuck off you ass licking losers.

why dont you two go and make love?

looks like some reay male bonding going on here.

[Einsteinian99]

LOL, you just hate women cuz you are a 39 year old virgin that lives in his parents basement!

[sudler2008]

I wish she would raise her voice at the ends of her sentences. She swallows her words too much. I agree she is making many assumptions of her listening audience. She appears to be too close to the details of her work and, therefore, is having a hard time explaining what LHC is in simple terms.

[Einsteinian99]

If you read a basic grade school science book then you will understand her explanantion of the LHC. And if you have no basic understanding of science then why would you watch a vid about science and then repudiate the presenter?

[nevertheless123]

Einsteinian99 you are annother idiot. I know what the LHC is supposed to do.

and it is not explained in basic grade school.

you stupid moron!

[Einsteinian99]

I was talking about the basics of atom theory. Particle theory and magnetism. That is part of basic science. Besides, I was not addressing that comment to you. Also, your grammar, punctuation, and name calling leads me to believe that you are not very educated.

[nevertheless123]

Atom theory? magnetism? hehehe.

Attention up everyone. Our dude Einsteinian99 is a student of Rutherford, and just finished phd under James Maxwell (or maybe Oersted.) He is pretty slow in understanding but should be near the Schrodinger equation by age 90.

Is my punctuation right here Mr shakespeare-Einstein?

Maybe yoiu have heard of advanced physics? and that the things you mention I learnt in high school?

[Einsteinian99]

You are a fucktard! Your response to a comment is personal attack! You cannot even follow a simple progression of comments and retorts you jackanapes. When I mentioned simple science it was not to you but to somebody else that was commenting on this vid.

Go pop a pimple, read a few self help books, try to get a girl (doubtful with those social skills) and try to listen/read what people are saying instead of admiring your own grandeur.

[nevertheless123]

Einsteiniun you are an asshole.

why did you respond to me personally if it wasnt addressed to me personally?

fucking zombi.

Just SHUT UP OR GET LOST!!I have a beautiful girlfriend unlike you jerk off!

[Einsteinian99]

Again, you are the asshole! You addressed me first. Attacking me, so sure I will call a troll a troll! Blow up dolls, or dogs don't count as girlfriends.

And by the way asshole- you chided me for getting off topic of string theory (although not topic of vid) and that's all you have been doing! Can you even read cause your syntax sucks. Is your mom typing for you?

[nevertheless123]

Einsteinian99: social skills ? you call conversing in youtube anonymously as a social skill?

i can see how you have no social life. the only woman you have seen is lisa and you think she is hot and knows physics.

thats a pity !

[Einsteinian99]

Social skills are everywhere moron! Why have a conversation on YT if you are not going to have a conversation! IF you can even have a conversation anonymously then you sure can't do it face to face! You are retarded.

[Einsteinian99]

"you think she is hot and knows physics" Who speaks this way? answer: An insecure person that tries to impress others with bits of banal minutiae gleaned from a few pages of books they don't understand and surfing the net for profound bits of drivel.

[dompeeeee]

ha! Aparrently the author was tired of reading his incoherent ramblings.....i've "debated" many people on YT, but he takes the cake by far for the dumbest one of them all, i've never seen anyone continue to bury themselves over and over and then continue to come back for more, its like the person who sticks a fork in the light socket over and over still trying to figure out why their getting shocked, ha! Too funny....later bro

[Einsteinian99]

Ha. Yeah, the whole thing was very odd. Later.

[neoContraVo]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHmy God that thing that happened in that movie "The Mist" is gonna happen here. Stop the research Now or else some crazy Ladys gona cause some helpless dad to kill his son. NO more Monsters pleazzzzzzzzzzz.

[SomeUser9753]

my ass, puppets. Explain UFOs please ?

[SaintKnyte]

She might not have the "gift of gab" like Greene and Kaku (especially Kaku) have but she's very informative. Definitely easier on the eyes. :D

(I'm not afraid of sounding sexist)

[nevertheless123]

why is everybody so afraid to be sexist??!!

Just say what you want to...that..she is a woman with blonde hair (and looks sexy in the eyes of nerdy horny physicist men) and that played a big part in her getting tenure and becoming famous, and also because nerdy physicists like ogling at her and think she has something useful to say, (and maybe she slept her way up who knows) whereas the world of physics would be no different had she been social sciences or in the kitchen.

Just say it openly!

[shamisendemon]

I am not afraid to say it... I love this woman! She totally turns me on with her insights, voice and attractive mannerisms.

furthermore I don`t think it is sexist to say these things.  is it?

[nevertheless123]

Nope its not sexist. But its just plain sad you needed a "sexy" woman to pay attention to physics.

Its just a pity. Physics is absolutely fascinating with or without this woman or string theory, and an average woman is more beautiful than her.

The whole scenario is just sad. Celebrity mentality has crept into science. where are those ugly looking string theorists?

[Einsteinian99]

What happened? You couldn't pass General relativity so now you hate everybody! Especially those that have passed it.

[nevertheless123]

hehehe I didnt pass GR?

If you understood how physics is done (i.e., experiments and theory interplay) you wont believe in string theory.

opps maybe I said something politically incorrect. Everyone has to jump into the string bandwagon right?

[Einsteinian99]

I posted absolutely nothing to indicate whether or not I subscribe to string theory so I can only surmise that your reading skills are as sad as your mathematics and physics abilities. (or lack therof).

[nevertheless123]

Then why on this stupid earth did you respond to my posts if you have no opninions about string theory? this thread is all about that ! It seems you have lots of time to kill and read some popular science books and came here to piss about and praise women scientists.

Nn another note, please change your name from the greatest scientist who ever lived to "piglet" or something else. Your arbitrary nomenclature is very disturbing to me.

Oh, is my grammer OK here my dear english professor?

[Einsteinian99]

The thread I originally responded to was not even to you as I stated previously. You are the one that brought up string theory. Just because you are the one that cant seem to read. I did not praise this woman at all so once again you expose yourself as another wannabe savant who is nothing but a dolt!

Learn to read before you converse with me.

[Kostly]

She needs to slow down sometimes. She seems to make a lot of assumptions about her listening audience.

[TheUniverse3000]

I enjoy Lisa Randall's book "Warped Passages".

[renormalize99]

She is a good scientist no doubt and deserves respect, but I must say the truth: I prefer Brian Greene's popular lectures and books! (I am not saying that to be sexist!)

[LatumWay]

What?

[AbookOfverse]

Nothing sexier than megabrains coupled with infinite imagination. IMHO, there are no particles; only vibrations in space. CERN will likely find the Higgs boson (supporting the Standard Model and implying an 11-dimension Reality), but will continue to believe it's a particle (rather that the top of pulsating spherical waves). Nothing exists but spherical waves, which create/cause everything on the back of a turtle (singularity). Hope she can discover who's making all them bothersome vibrations.

[nevertheless123]

Dont worry its never going to happen even in your grandchildren's lifetime!!

[seanchristian1971]

Best of luck finding a Kaluza-Klein particle!

[seanchristian1971]

When I read your book "Warped Passages" I was very excited at the thought of the ideas you expressed. I believe that when we know more after the LHC has been operating for some we will come to find many beautiful things as to how the universe, astronomically and the quanta, operate, interact and behave. Dare I wonder what we could learn from the unusual and unidentified aerial phenomena that has been and currently is being seen in our skies. There's speculation tht they are of other dimensions.

[jack19790]

thanks.

[seanchristian1971]

Your Welcome.

[nevertheless123]

forget many dimensions and people "searching" for them. I really doubt if even a few string "theorists" can solve a simple graduate level physics problem in 3D, let alone the many many complex problems that exist in physics.

But it does help to throw fancy words so the public thinks you are smart and you can be on charlie rose!

[moonchair761]

These assumed "extra dimensions" are so small that they are not visible, or are virtual dimensions. The idea of "extra dimensions" are stuck in mathematical theory and cannot be tested or proven scientifically as other theories. Maybe this Hadron Collider will provide some proof. Maybe not.

[flavorboy]

Lisa, here is one advise if you are reading this: get away from media and concentrate on your physics. don't waste time modeling on tv. you can be on tv everyday once you have mode significant contribution to science.

[creten69]

ok ,what you do is take in everything that has anything to do with anything,and you then you sleep on it,and you have to remmember your dreams,then ,you run around centrel park or harverd ,w ,then ,when you get an idea like you have crystals in your peneal gland,then you know you soul is from a protonic energy,thus,life living.ehem

[Obobbakonda]

Oh baby! When you talk that way it causes a reaction in my crotch area that is similar to 2 protons colliding together. The heat is so intense! Now say Van der Graaf Generator real s-l-o-w please!

[TGADEO]

Thanks GoD, I am not the only one who didnt understand her.

Guys, just imagine going out with her. She wouldnt stop talking on the date. :-)

And you wouldn understand a word of what she is saying.

[horhey89]

well i wonder why this is a mans world.

[takatakishio]

Her mumbling makes this video difficult to understand, even for someone who knows something about the subject.

[infrenis]

i support the idea of the string theory and i think there are more dimensions maybe not 11 i think they can not be counted,this machine can give us a lot of information about the creation of the universe and i hope it realy do but in my opinion its pointless because there are many other reactions that couse cause the extiontion of our universe,who knows! nobody should play to be god remember chernoville

[luisjoseromero]

This woman doesn't vocalize clearly enough, and she speaks with a really low voice, making it pretty hard for me to make out her words and thus understand her.