Poor spiders, they appear out of nowhere, start to enjoy life and jump for joy, and then are slain by a short redhead in a muscle shirt who throws boomerangs. Oh the humanity!
I always wondered why old people in NES games sit around in caves to give out random bits of information, swords, bombs, etc to kids... it all started with Zelda
Pfft. Up in Washington we have more active volcanoes thanks to reduced property taxes and income taxes! And because hippies sacrifice humans to them to scare away Satan, owls, and David Lynch! That is why the pirates avoid that land like the plague!
You know, I have a theory why Konami put a volcano in this game. First of all, it's not based off the movie, but it has it's own plot. Second, perhaps the creators didn't watch the movie, and figured that the whole thing took place on an island(with a name like Goon Docks, no wonder). Third, in that part of the world, islands sometimes have volcanos. Lastly, if they didn't put a volcano in the game, they'd be breaking one of the fundimental laws of adventure video games.
Well, technically there ARE volcanoes in Oregon... lots of them. None with lots of lava tubes like that though. lol NES games and their fire/lava area requirement
The only thing you can do with the "Konami so silly" remark is agree. Theirs something fundamentaly wrong about a company that puts out parodies of its own game series.
So if you punch Konami Man, he won't give you any more health refills, but what happens if you punch Ambassador Konami? Instadeath? (I always thought ambassador was spelled with an E, huh, you learn something new every day ^_^)
The last goonie is Chunk and apparently the volcano is going to erupt. I guess a game just isn't a game unless it's got your token fire and ice worlds.
Sweet, time to get some treasure-er, rescue Annie. That's what I meant, of course. What, you think I'm in this for the treasure that I'll get as a reward? Please, I'm far more interested in perserving the unknown races of the world-the little gold coins floating happily through the sky, the rubies sifting through the sand in the ocean, the pretty gems and necklaces and scepters and crowns and OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA BE RICH!
But in all seriousness, this is for treasure. I mean Annie! CRAP!
So close to the exciting end about the totally made up mermaid!
I'm wondering if you'll do Wai Wai World in a future (despite the fact that both of the translations available aren't that finished... and don't look too good either).
I always went the "wrong" way, doing the volcano fifth and the big attic / bogus basement area afterwards. Let me tell you, the volcano's a lot harder if you don't have the bulletproof vest. Also if you're still only in fourth grade and not good at video games.
Yeah the Volcano was weird.
NightbladeEagle 1 year ago
*Gasp.* Goonies -never- say die!
Lucidianne 2 years ago
Poor spiders, they appear out of nowhere, start to enjoy life and jump for joy, and then are slain by a short redhead in a muscle shirt who throws boomerangs. Oh the humanity!
TheOriginalRatoly 2 years ago 4
I always wondered why old people in NES games sit around in caves to give out random bits of information, swords, bombs, etc to kids... it all started with Zelda
logonmas 2 years ago
Geez, just how many warp zones are there in this game? They seem to be everywhere. o_o
saiyoucho 3 years ago
Old people? Waiting for buses? In CAVES?!
You're starting to worry me, DC.
skyrunner14 3 years ago
"This is a warp zone.... Also, I've been stuck here for many years, please tell my family I miss them."
JimDaddysLPs 3 years ago 30
I love playing those games that give you so much health that its better to run through things then fight them.
azeo 3 years ago 2
The spiders remind me of the jumping platform spiders from DK Country 3...
BrizadXYZ 3 years ago 4
I jest love the music for this game.
Cime on sing for os DC!
APHEX83 3 years ago
one person's ceiling is another one's floor
jasonsgroovemachine 3 years ago 14
"Returning to where we need to be."
Half Life: Full Life Consequences reference? =P
Vinzaf 3 years ago
Two great lines
'This level isn't so bad' and 'What's the worst that can happen'
Potpan0 3 years ago 5
Welcome back to the Inferno Cavern...
AquamentusZero 3 years ago 8
Since you decided on making corrections,
it's spelled "volcanoes" and not "volcanos."
Huntershows 3 years ago
It's spelled either way. Look it up in the dictionary.
purifier9th 2 years ago
"What's the worst that can--don't answer that."
Good catch. ;)
"It's always the ceiling." Except when it's the floor. And except when it isn't.
Jockolantern 3 years ago 4
rofl "whats the worst that can, dont answer that" XD
oipsd 3 years ago 2
Pfft. Up in Washington we have more active volcanoes thanks to reduced property taxes and income taxes! And because hippies sacrifice humans to them to scare away Satan, owls, and David Lynch! That is why the pirates avoid that land like the plague!
DasMischungBaby 3 years ago 3
You know, I have a theory why Konami put a volcano in this game. First of all, it's not based off the movie, but it has it's own plot. Second, perhaps the creators didn't watch the movie, and figured that the whole thing took place on an island(with a name like Goon Docks, no wonder). Third, in that part of the world, islands sometimes have volcanos. Lastly, if they didn't put a volcano in the game, they'd be breaking one of the fundimental laws of adventure video games.
Jigglysaint 3 years ago 2
Well, technically there ARE volcanoes in Oregon... lots of them. None with lots of lava tubes like that though. lol NES games and their fire/lava area requirement
thissolemnvow 3 years ago
I'm a horrible person, because the title reminds me of that Youtube poop fodder "THIS IS A VOLCANO".
Looking forward to seeing you beat the game DC.
RonaldMacK 3 years ago
"You're misremembering it, clearly." *laughs*
Artican 3 years ago 2
0_o 1356 views 0 comments?
xXbelmontXx 3 years ago
I think I ate at Volanco's once. XD Great LP DC.
greentrace 3 years ago
thank you DC this is one of the hardest games for nes, becasuse u have no clue wat to do half the time!!! but great job on this lets play!
gowiththeflow198 3 years ago
this is a volcano.... bad joke
raziel392 3 years ago
nice vid
monkeyman423 3 years ago
Haha. Goonies r Good Enough midi!!!
Heehee. I can sing along.
ShikibuSan 3 years ago
with this vid you've reached father then i've ever been in this game XD
lunarleg 3 years ago
Is there a boss battle?
thanksj 3 years ago
There were in prehistoric times... maybe the goonies have a time machine?
Ankarua 3 years ago
why didn't you hit the old guy?
randomduded12 3 years ago
You misspelled Kitsu... I mean, Volcano.
Though I suppose "Volanco" must be the hip way to spell it now.
AlexandervonKoopa 3 years ago
The only thing you can do with the "Konami so silly" remark is agree. Theirs something fundamentaly wrong about a company that puts out parodies of its own game series.
LaZodiac 3 years ago
I like watching these there funny!
hobojoe285 3 years ago
RICH STUFF MIKEY!!!
mikesheley 3 years ago
Die goonies, Die...Oh wait Don't die XD
Great Job DC.
00LiveMusic00 3 years ago
Another life lession from DeceasedCrab, Oregon sure is full of active volcanos, or that's what Goonies II teaches people.
TheLuigi02 3 years ago
Volancos, clearly.
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
DC, you should teach people more life lesions. Or lessons even, if you care to make sense with what you're teaching.
AreliGadson 3 years ago
Caves: The Old Person's Bus Stop.
MrDelirious 3 years ago 2
"Thank you Mikey! I felt my life almost ended.":
"GOOD."
kaosblaze 3 years ago
Aaahh the LP is almost over ='(
KaiRaidenX 3 years ago
u shud play goonies 1
jnet124 3 years ago
you sudnt come here
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago 6
You uh...misplaced the c in volcano. Like Annie misplaced her punctuation marks.
Bladedlightning 3 years ago
Volanco?
The Goonies I (MSX) also had this fascination with active volcanoes. Nothing good ever comes from those. And they smell bad, too.
oldskoolgamertje 3 years ago
I'll help you die!
stevensonbak 3 years ago
You spelled Volcano wrong.
ryunin5654 3 years ago
A full game beaten in 7 videos? Wow.
Metroid48 3 years ago
Awesome Video once again =D
Spidyfingers 3 years ago
I'll be the first to ask.. what's a Volanco? o_o
snapboy300 3 years ago
Volanco.
KiteBaaw 3 years ago
haha. An invisible hole in the floor makes a HOLE lot of sense?
foxyboxer29 3 years ago
Cyndi Lauper AND volcanoes? OREGON RULES!
foxguy3001 3 years ago
VOLANCO
I think these old people need to be rescued and given therapy much more than the Goonies do.
tetsuo9999 3 years ago
ahhh...the good old NES....where developers would make a game then put the name of a film over the top for no good reason..
RavenXeo 3 years ago
Volcano...
ProVsCon 3 years ago
So if you punch Konami Man, he won't give you any more health refills, but what happens if you punch Ambassador Konami? Instadeath? (I always thought ambassador was spelled with an E, huh, you learn something new every day ^_^)
Quadraxis14 3 years ago
Man that bites, people with 20/20 vision can't see holes in the ground unless the put on glasses. Oh the irony.
wetdesert 3 years ago
The last goonie is Chunk and apparently the volcano is going to erupt. I guess a game just isn't a game unless it's got your token fire and ice worlds.
Jigglysaint 3 years ago
Sweet, time to get some treasure-er, rescue Annie. That's what I meant, of course. What, you think I'm in this for the treasure that I'll get as a reward? Please, I'm far more interested in perserving the unknown races of the world-the little gold coins floating happily through the sky, the rubies sifting through the sand in the ocean, the pretty gems and necklaces and scepters and crowns and OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA BE RICH!
But in all seriousness, this is for treasure. I mean Annie! CRAP!
TheHelldragon 3 years ago
Wait, nevermind, you did it after I posted this comment.
mraarm42 3 years ago
Why don't you hit the old LoZ guys?
mraarm42 3 years ago
So close to the exciting end about the totally made up mermaid!
I'm wondering if you'll do Wai Wai World in a future (despite the fact that both of the translations available aren't that finished... and don't look too good either).
keimakoh 3 years ago
Awesome commentary!
143419guy 3 years ago
That is a very awkward place to wait for a bus in.
Shintaka9009 3 years ago
If Cindi Lauper chiptunes can't put a smile on your face, nothing can.
Monstylicious 3 years ago
This game is full of old people and warp zones.
Ashkihyena 3 years ago
The Basement Music is hands down the best music in the game.
ZeroCaim 3 years ago
"Waiting for the bus."
You could use that to explain away the presence of any character anywhere in any game. :D
googoogjoob42 3 years ago
This game is just full of Lolwut? moments isn't it.
Icychocobo 3 years ago
How were we misremembering the Goonies? I thought you said most of us weren't born when it was made.
Shadowdog212 3 years ago
Good enough has been in a non stop loop in my head since you started this lp.
txrxs 3 years ago
since you have full health now can you hit KonamiMan?
NIMPAK1 3 years ago
That warp-zone guy was floating over water.
Good for him!
Actizn 3 years ago
Wow, they totally ripped off the Dig Dug dragons.
OHNONINJA 3 years ago
I always went the "wrong" way, doing the volcano fifth and the big attic / bogus basement area afterwards. Let me tell you, the volcano's a lot harder if you don't have the bulletproof vest. Also if you're still only in fourth grade and not good at video games.
gknodle 3 years ago
Much like Maze of Galious, the platforms decided it would be awesome and useful to go into the lava when you're on them.
LavosXII 3 years ago
Now I remeber that part in the movie where they go into the Volcano and they fight those green dinosaurs that scene was crazy LOL.
ChibiFighter 3 years ago
Just wondering, do you live on the east coast somewhere? Just asking because you seem to always post your vids around 4-ish...
TheGameStork 3 years ago
LOL, you speak engrish. That's the same thing when you hit a person
"Ow! What do you do?"
tofer617 3 years ago
An active volcano under the house! Just like real life.
Jadriam 3 years ago 3
If you couldn't see the hole you'd probably fall down it.
I love the logic in this game.
jamatthews 3 years ago