FSM is the one true religion! the prophet lives among us as if he may be the son of god! and we should all follow his words because as a society of followers that is what we do! all hail the flying spaghetti monster!! or burn in the eternal flame under the pot of destiny
The evidence of the FSM is everywhere, how can so many people still not see the truth. We must go to all lands and preach to the FSM less so that they may know that he boiled for our sins. Ramen
can tell this is a bunch of bone heads... they give you the mystery... FSM
now we laymen simpletons supposed to figure out what FMS stands for..................................... lol .. when we solved this age old riddle.. we will be honored by their greatness .. hehe then ya realize fast thats the only piece of wisdom they got.....oh well
I was raised in a Christian family, but I when my mom almost died of cancer, I saw Him for the first time, though I always knew He was there. Please, if you'll only look at things and "pretend" that He is there, then you will soon see for real that He is.
May His Noodly appendage bless you and your life as it has for me, ramen.
Dear Mr. Uploader: The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light..
Tru dat. But I like marinara sauce on my spagehtti. The FSM clearly does not provide this comfort to me. I therefore must reject your 'god' and substitute it with my own.
The god of unkempt pubic hair walks among us. If you don't believe me, just look down.
so every single diety is/is represented/likes circles and wiggly lines...does that make the devil/chaos/the forces of destruction like squares or rectangles?
I've always wondered which was the right god for me. FINALLY I have the proof I need. This is soooo much more conclusive than anything ever presented. FSM ROCKS. How much will this cost me annually? Is FSM needing anything in particular?
@muffassa789 Your reaction to this shows you dont have enough mind power to do research.. I will help you out. Go to google. Type FSM. Then go to the web site. Read said website. Then you too will see the light. FSM... RAmen
Blasphemy will get you to hell, but HE the almighty FSM truly loves you, and HE can give you eternal life in a beer-filled heaven; His noodleness changed my sinful life for good, and he can touch you too, if you let Him.
Repent brother, and say RAMEN to the one and only real god.
The is more evidence for the FSM then any other religion in the world.
RAMEN
gooders1002 3 months ago 3
I also worship the great and mystical Turd. He FLUSHED FOR OUR SINS!!!
micahjava 4 months ago
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I am a pirate and the Flying Speghetti Monster loves me.
RAMEN.
micahjava 4 months ago
I am a pirate and the Flying Speghetti Monster loves me.
RAMEN.
micahjava 4 months ago
FSM is Lord
PETAVER 5 months ago 4
FSM is the one true religion! the prophet lives among us as if he may be the son of god! and we should all follow his words because as a society of followers that is what we do! all hail the flying spaghetti monster!! or burn in the eternal flame under the pot of destiny
drummerguy20 5 months ago
May you be touched by his Noodly Goodness.
Ramen
davermiava 6 months ago 2
Ramen brothers
Goddelusions 7 months ago 2
R'amen
vmorgun 7 months ago
The evidence of the FSM is everywhere, how can so many people still not see the truth. We must go to all lands and preach to the FSM less so that they may know that he boiled for our sins. Ramen
Nobullporfavor 7 months ago
I... I BELEIVE!!!!!, no wait, I'm just hungry for some ramen. :3
TRUE7667 7 months ago
can tell this is a bunch of bone heads... they give you the mystery... FSM
now we laymen simpletons supposed to figure out what FMS stands for..................................... lol .. when we solved this age old riddle.. we will be honored by their greatness .. hehe then ya realize fast thats the only piece of wisdom they got.....oh well
frank0067 8 months ago
my longboard is called the FSM :O .... Conspiracy? NO
JaxsonsEmporium 8 months ago
RAmen
TheChemicMedic 10 months ago
LMAO is this a joke? hahahaha and you misspelled "Saturday" @4:04
lilsaint123386 10 months ago
@lilsaint123386 This is Truth! BTW, His Noodliness doesn't really mind a typo here and there. RAmen.
ndrthrdr1 8 months ago
I was raised in a Christian family, but I when my mom almost died of cancer, I saw Him for the first time, though I always knew He was there. Please, if you'll only look at things and "pretend" that He is there, then you will soon see for real that He is.
May His Noodly appendage bless you and your life as it has for me, ramen.
hotdoh 1 year ago
Regarding the message of AZcristian623
..... Wow.
Now, seriously people, you can't say that the mind of this (no doubt) Christian is working properly. It's like he doesn't get it. It's very telling.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
RAmen
Jeremy07GT 1 year ago 2
Dear Mr. Uploader: The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
AZcristian623 1 year ago
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@AZcristian623 I can see a direct comparison between your "god" and my "flying spaghetti monster"!!!
tomview1 1 year ago
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@AZcristian623 I can see a direct comparison between your "god" and my "flying spaghetti monster"!!!
tomview1 1 year ago
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light..
Ramen brothers
Stebsey1 1 year ago
my god is in my stomach! :)
backfisch6 1 year ago
rAmen.
P9em 1 year ago
RAmen!
swordnquil 1 year ago
Ramen!
FightsWithPreachers 1 year ago
RAmen!
mojohovowootnoz 1 year ago
ramen
foreverspagetti 1 year ago 2
Tru dat. But I like marinara sauce on my spagehtti. The FSM clearly does not provide this comfort to me. I therefore must reject your 'god' and substitute it with my own.
The god of unkempt pubic hair walks among us. If you don't believe me, just look down.
sumvlac 1 year ago
May his noodly appendages forever be al dente
RAmen
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!
1337leo 2 years ago
May your parmesan be dry and cheesy!
pokerslut530 2 years ago
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@pokerslut530
"May your parmesan be dry and cheesy! "
I lol'd
I'm so gonna pinch that and stamp it on my FSM board! :D
mixinmatoasties 1 year ago
Ramen
MikeDM1987 2 years ago 2
I cried when I watched this...........
dreamy2 2 years ago 6
His appendages seem to be everywhere...
Semper Pastafarianus Arrrgho Fidelis!
RAmenicus
Beeza2996 2 years ago
Ramen!!
CopperFangunlimited 2 years ago
lmfaoooo the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!
TheMaster926 2 years ago 2
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another load of bullshit...
CrackerJackLee 2 years ago
so every single diety is/is represented/likes circles and wiggly lines...does that make the devil/chaos/the forces of destruction like squares or rectangles?
Iker888 2 years ago 4
squiggly lines!!!!!!!! that means he must be real
hencoleman 2 years ago
This changed my life...
Now I'll adore Ramen!
VirusAX 2 years ago
RaaaaMEN!!!
jsvitak 2 years ago 2
SPAH-GET
[tim and eric reference]
TomLeykisClips 2 years ago
Birthday July 25 I am truly touched by his noodleness.
Ramen
mledford27613 2 years ago 29
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Seeing is believing -Check out the video:"Flying Spaghetti Monster Boomerangs" Fly them in Church 18' to make converts!!!
flyingscience 2 years ago
@mledford27613 We are all touched .
TVCSD 1 year ago
stringy or noodlelike...
dudegutarman12 2 years ago 3
Ramen /b/rother
nkgk505 2 years ago
Ramen
cherrydog9 2 years ago
pareidolia ftw
anthonzi 2 years ago
Brilliant!
RobotzAreAwesome 2 years ago
That must mean... GOD IS DELICIOUS!!!
DoomedEarth 2 years ago 3
so gods Spaghetti Monster..... i knew!!! it!!!!
Mustang3813 2 years ago
That was brilliant.
RtFusion 2 years ago
Ahahahahahahahahaha
That was a good laugh, thanks FSMprophet!!!
jsvitak 2 years ago 2
Oh my FSM! May he bless you a thousand times for this wonderful video. Ramen!!
anglaismoyen 2 years ago
I've always wondered which was the right god for me. FINALLY I have the proof I need. This is soooo much more conclusive than anything ever presented. FSM ROCKS. How much will this cost me annually? Is FSM needing anything in particular?
burkeyatm 2 years ago 2
What IS this bullshit???
AHughman08 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Good stuffs.
DasAmericanAtheist 2 years ago 2
its not bullshit its the truth. and I hope you see it soon
FSMprophet 2 years ago 47
whatever, dude
AHughman08 2 years ago
U needz teh beleeve
theatheistguy 2 years ago 2
I'll pray for you dude, and eat speggettiz for the next 666 days.
RobotzAreAwesome 2 years ago
@FSMprophet Ramen!
ssidiouss 1 year ago 2
@FSMprophet ramen to that
foreverspagetti 1 year ago
@FSMprophet Raamen!
lucitribal 1 year ago
@FSMprophet no... this IS bullshit, anyone who believes in this load of crap needs to die, theyre not worth living anyway
muffassa789 11 months ago
@muffassa789 you are a moron, you really don't get it
may you be touched by his noodleness. rAman
mrfwest 10 months ago
@muffassa789 Your reaction to this shows you dont have enough mind power to do research.. I will help you out. Go to google. Type FSM. Then go to the web site. Read said website. Then you too will see the light. FSM... RAmen
4therush 9 months ago
@FSMprophet lmao
DragonsREpic 1 month ago
@AHughman08
Blasphemy will get you to hell, but HE the almighty FSM truly loves you, and HE can give you eternal life in a beer-filled heaven; His noodleness changed my sinful life for good, and he can touch you too, if you let Him.
Repent brother, and say RAMEN to the one and only real god.
rgtrab 1 year ago 2
@AHughman08 i know right
muffassa789 11 months ago