@painsey they Burned, broken, destroyed 10 Million Dollars of stuff its been fantastic! LOL?! wow what Retards i guess they they know the music has been sold OR
that the Tapes & LPs would get reproduced on CD years later.
How many other illegitimate kids did god have, other than Jesus? Since Mary was obviously rapped, that would make god a criminal, hmm, and people follow and defend this stuff.
As your getting pitchforks shoved up your ass violently sideways, and being scorched with the flames of a trillion fires, and are having your flesh ripped off and put back on just to be torn off again just because you didn't stroke the ego of a malicious, bigoted megalomaniac who's sole evidence is the scribblings of desert dwellers, always remember.... He loves you!
Wait, so they say they don't wont you to go find a church just change your way then at 3:32 they want you to go find a good bible worshiping church? xD. Also, doesn't it say if you reject the holy ghost, that you go to hell no matter what? soo.. what's praying gonna do? haha Christards.
What amazes me is that all these people forget the verse after John 3:16, "For God did not send his son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him." Fortunately Jesus left a footnote saying that this rule does not apply to anyone who is different from you. Ok, it was either Jesus or the Church, i forget.
"I am still amazed at how big, how enormous a love and mystery God is -- and how small are the minds that attempt to corral this life force into rules and taboos, cults and sects."
I am personally humiliated to be a christian when I see people like this, and I feel embarrassed for everyone who has facial hair, because this guy also humiliates him. He looks like a soft-rock Jeff Foxworthy/ pedophile/ informal "cool" guy who wears collared shirts without a tie/friend with a young overly perky Donald Trump. Look at his eyes too, they stare into your soul like a soulless, subhuman, demon or something? God! I would have hated the fifties!!
That is so retarded ,for these grown ups to talk about imaginary friends, what next they will tell you to accept Santa in your heart ,or Easter bunny .
@mykegoh Only if you wear those cotton jeans with a wool, polyester, silk, nylon, or any other fabric shirt.
Only sinners mix fabrics, (OMG! you have to be a fabric expert to avoid sining? I could be GAY if I was! And that's a sin too!).
Might as well go back to the Atheist Religion, then I could do anything I want since I'm not following some Bronze Aged myth, and I could sleep in on Sundays too.
@Deanballoonatic First u messed up something simple "i'f u're different thn u might(sorry it's will) b persecuted".
-Might as well go back to the Atheist Religion, then I could do anything I want since I'm not following some Bronze Aged myth, and I could sleep in on Sundays too-
Check dictionary wht atheist means thn try again.After tht if u 1 2 b n atheist who like 2 do anything tht's unlawful or u can beat a slave sanctioned by bible god, be my guess. I'll do fishing on sundays.
Remember brethren what Jesus spake as he cast another soul into the lake of fire -- "This is going to hurt YOU a LOT MORE than it is going to hurt me."
@Dryndal I'm pretty sure Jesus banged his head a few times; probably against the wall, when he was in Roman prison, after he was asked to pick up the soap.
lol i love how the bands they mentioned inspired me to look them up and broaden my sense of music.
dominatorN4 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ComedyJesus
what a crock of shit
TheEarl666 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Fucken twilight zone stuff, this is. Seriously.
(end of tiny rant)
Skraeling1000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ComedyJesus
i find this easy to laugh at
painsey 4 months ago
@painsey they Burned, broken, destroyed 10 Million Dollars of stuff its been fantastic! LOL?! wow what Retards i guess they they know the music has been sold OR
that the Tapes & LPs would get reproduced on CD years later.
MetalHeart8787 1 month ago
How many other illegitimate kids did god have, other than Jesus? Since Mary was obviously rapped, that would make god a criminal, hmm, and people follow and defend this stuff.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 5 months ago
As your getting pitchforks shoved up your ass violently sideways, and being scorched with the flames of a trillion fires, and are having your flesh ripped off and put back on just to be torn off again just because you didn't stroke the ego of a malicious, bigoted megalomaniac who's sole evidence is the scribblings of desert dwellers, always remember.... He loves you!
themaskedpinapple 5 months ago
\What stands between me and Christ is all Christians soo you want me to get rid of them? haha.
XiXDimeBagDarrellxIx 8 months ago
Wait, so they say they don't wont you to go find a church just change your way then at 3:32 they want you to go find a good bible worshiping church? xD. Also, doesn't it say if you reject the holy ghost, that you go to hell no matter what? soo.. what's praying gonna do? haha Christards.
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youneekk 8 months ago
What amazes me is that all these people forget the verse after John 3:16, "For God did not send his son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him." Fortunately Jesus left a footnote saying that this rule does not apply to anyone who is different from you. Ok, it was either Jesus or the Church, i forget.
PwnageGravy 9 months ago
"I am still amazed at how big, how enormous a love and mystery God is -- and how small are the minds that attempt to corral this life force into rules and taboos, cults and sects."
-- Bono, foreword to They've Hi-Jacked God
m1lkm4n 9 months ago
That blond guy with the moustache reminds me of a gay porn star.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 9 months ago
@JOHNINCOLUMBUS I think that the guy with the stash was in studio 54, LOL they went to a prince concert, tell me they were not in the closet.
kukynphunt 5 months ago
@kukynphunt - They talk the talk, but when it comes to walking the walk, they fall flat on their lying faces!
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 5 months ago
i bet you they changed their mind when discovered that god listens to Slayer
DrJackHero 10 months ago
I bet the children who followed these pedophiles have become pussies by now.
gerardaddict 11 months ago
Derp face
ZXZTheMegaXtremeZXZ 11 months ago
I watched all 5 parts ive been listening to deathcore in the middle of the night and this gave me a
ZXZTheMegaXtremeZXZ 11 months ago
haha I was nr 666 to se this vid
papabearking 11 months ago
so, i'm guessin' god doesn't listen to rock?
NeverMindTheSnow 1 year ago
2:04 and 3:24
mokeymina 1 year ago
Did they not realize that it was the '80s--we didn't use expressions like 'where it's at'. God, these people are just embarrassing.
TheJcanno8 1 year ago
I am personally humiliated to be a christian when I see people like this, and I feel embarrassed for everyone who has facial hair, because this guy also humiliates him. He looks like a soft-rock Jeff Foxworthy/ pedophile/ informal "cool" guy who wears collared shirts without a tie/friend with a young overly perky Donald Trump. Look at his eyes too, they stare into your soul like a soulless, subhuman, demon or something? God! I would have hated the fifties!!
kanyewasright42 1 year ago 5
At 1:55 Mustache says you can't escape Jesus and that hell is part of the love of God. Are Jesus and God supposed to be good guys?
Are you telling me that Jesus is in everyone's house? That's creepy and not okay, and I think the police would agree.
2:34 Wait- If I DON'T pray, Jesus will leave me alone? *sigh of relief*
2:38 So prayer is pretending to talk to someone?! Holy shit! All this time they've been lying! That's talking to yourself! LIARS!
TheLonelyImmortal 1 year ago
"They've burned, broken, destroyed over ten million dollars worth of stuff in the last few years... It's been fantastic!" ROTFLMAO
youneac 1 year ago
@youneac Break shit!!
rusty8mm 7 months ago
That is so retarded ,for these grown ups to talk about imaginary friends, what next they will tell you to accept Santa in your heart ,or Easter bunny .
ulmanis28 1 year ago
lol. I used to do this in the 80's. omfg
216trixie 1 year ago
Their heads would explode if they knew about 4chan.
farnium 1 year ago
this is what i believe rapists look like (from the 80's:))
MasterMike44 1 year ago
So...Christians have a 'deep meaningful relationship' with a rock? 0:36
Smooth.
IRLpirate 1 year ago
I totally am going to break millions of dollars of music discs.
Christian music.
eproulx 1 year ago
Wow... God loves me and yet he sends me to hell...
Now thats what i call love...
In that case, you all go to hell cause i love you to...
arvelos76 1 year ago 3
@arvelos76 Go to hell arvelos, I love you too!!
FTLNewsFeed 1 year ago
@FTLNewsFeed Let share the love. Everyone go to hell....
arvelos76 1 year ago
'The root problem is rebellion' they say. Yep. If not rebelling means being like these guys, I think I'd rather jump off a bridge...
Zalvation3 1 year ago
i feel so gooood knowing thing are better then thay were
GogoGGK 1 year ago
Mind if I ask where does Christian Rock come in?
bads06 1 year ago
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sdeevooo 1 year ago
Yes! I often go to my local christian record store... wait a second....
killerhoboz 1 year ago
jesus is my rock n roll bitch!
frogboi666 1 year ago
This is just awesome..!!! Just 30 yrs ago we have people like these,
300yrs ago i bet these ilk will burn anyone who even come up with a bit of rock style, 3000 yrs ago u were a pair of jeans u'll be burnt to charcoal.
I love the internet where religions come to die.!!!
mykegoh 1 year ago 4
@mykegoh Only if you wear those cotton jeans with a wool, polyester, silk, nylon, or any other fabric shirt.
Only sinners mix fabrics, (OMG! you have to be a fabric expert to avoid sining? I could be GAY if I was! And that's a sin too!).
Might as well go back to the Atheist Religion, then I could do anything I want since I'm not following some Bronze Aged myth, and I could sleep in on Sundays too.
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@Deanballoonatic First u messed up something simple "i'f u're different thn u might(sorry it's will) b persecuted".
-Might as well go back to the Atheist Religion, then I could do anything I want since I'm not following some Bronze Aged myth, and I could sleep in on Sundays too-
Check dictionary wht atheist means thn try again.After tht if u 1 2 b n atheist who like 2 do anything tht's unlawful or u can beat a slave sanctioned by bible god, be my guess. I'll do fishing on sundays.
mykegoh 1 year ago
This is just weird. These two guys creep me out. Grown men with imaginary friends. Dead cult eyes and that sleezy salesman banter. Gross.
Sinnessa 1 year ago
Remember brethren what Jesus spake as he cast another soul into the lake of fire -- "This is going to hurt YOU a LOT MORE than it is going to hurt me."
Not THAT"S a priceless fucking diety.
ofpfury 1 year ago
Jesus and Jimi Hendrix is getting along just fine, what the fuck are you guys talking about.
BGMLV 1 year ago 2
Stairway to Heaven anyone?
Besides... Isn't there a whole lot of "Christian Rock" in the US?
Dryndal 1 year ago
Jesus is a headbanger :D
Dryndal 1 year ago
@Dryndal I'm pretty sure Jesus banged his head a few times; probably against the wall, when he was in Roman prison, after he was asked to pick up the soap.
youneac 1 year ago
@youneac
LMFAO :D
At least HE wasn't a virgin anymore :D
Dryndal 1 year ago
they destroyed 10 million dollars in things? thats not very eco friendly
defect530 1 year ago
Jesus =Winnie the Pooh
Pablo113 1 year ago
"Gods is there, you cant escape him hes there if you int heaven or if you go to hell. His love is alway with you" LMAO 1:50-2:05 IRONY
MegaSomebody1000 1 year ago 14
you might be a redneck if you worship imaginary space daddys. LMFAO!
Slapnuts6931 1 year ago 9
Ughhhhh Jesus, I've been a VERY naughty, Dirty little boy, FILTHY!!!
Spank me Jesus! I'm so exited for you.
DackIsBack 1 year ago
and the same thing happened with heavy metal, and then black metal its ridiculous
dunndudebemelol 1 year ago
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waited a long time for this
hobbitsarecool 1 year ago