#325 cotorich meets gradualreport

[nishtabre]

日本語できますが、your Japanese pronunciation sucks, so, your understanding might suck as well. I love Danny. I understand you may not like that kind of humor, since you don`t speak the language. But as a Serbian, I find your video offensive. We don`t greet people saying: у пичку материну, you ignorant ass. Danny does speak Serbian language, though he is not as proficient as us native speakers.

Ја cам из Србије говорим 5, технички 8 језика и серем ти се на идеју да трпаш ону курву у исти кош са њим.

[ElevenColors]

@nishtabre Charming attitude you've got there. I was obviously completely serious when I was making this so I am deeply offended. :-D

[RENEDU2]

great response to this brainless hoe..thanks

[ElevenColors]

@RENEDU2 Weeell, I wouldn't go that far. Even retired porn stars have to make a living. Funny thing is, if you see her speak in her previous works, she talks... normally. o_o

[pederasii]

what did he say in Japanese

[ElevenColors]

pderasii,

Who, me?

I said in Japanese Good day, good morning, good evening. I don't know when you're watching this so I'm covering all greetings.

Then in Serbian, motherf---er.

[borna007]

actualy u said in your mothers "vagina"

[ElevenColors]

borna007,

Really? Someone might want to tell gradualreport then.

[borna007]

well he is not Serbian... he makes a lot of grammatical and translation mistakes... some ppl write that in his comments but he never answers them.

[ElevenColors]

@borna007 Yeah I think he once said his grandmother is Serbian.

[slipknotdudu]

baaaaaaaaahahahahahha cool man...just try to say U PICKU MATERINU with more energy....

[ElevenColors]

slipknotdudu,

Heck, Serbian embassy's in town. I could stand outside and practice. :-D

[Svetlana234]

reference to Lost in Translation - smesno! :)

[iwasoncemusic]

why are you wearing sunglasses at the computer..?

[ElevenColors]

iwasoncemusic,

Why not?

[matkurbatismotana]

you suck..

[ElevenColors]

matkurbatismotana,

So does your mum.

[matkurbatismotana]

oh mum jokes.. yeah.. realy mature..

[VenomesViolet]

hahaha i didnt expect "u picku materinu" in the end xD awesomeness :))))

[ElevenColors]

VenomesViolet,

Coolness. Not even sure why it occurred to me to mix these two characters. Glad you liked it.

[nafetss89]

Last one Was Serbian

[ElevenColors]

nafetss89,

How could you tell?

:-D

[nafetss89]

Cuz im from Serbia :)

[ElevenColors]

nafetss89,

Coolness. If you can think of anything else I should try saying, let me know and I'll visit the Serbian Embassy in Tokyo to try them out.

[bokka3232]

this is no Serbian

[ElevenColors]

bokka3232,

First part is definitely Japanese.

[SlaveCar]

well..he isn't that bad for a non-native..there are some grammatical errors but nothing thats totally ??(goddamn... how to say not understandable in one word :/)..well anyway serbian to me is very natural and easy, obviously, yet most foreigners say it's the strangest and hardest they ever spoke.. my japanese teacher says its a lot harder than english or french for example..

oh and i think its much easier to understand non-native speakers than some of the dialekts in serbia O.o

[a44wolf]

Very good observation.We in Serbia use to say: Every House has different customs. And some dialekts from serbia are very hard to understand even for me .I m serbian.Also new wave slang in big cities is like ghetto slang.

[ElevenColors]

a44wolf,

I can imagine. Japan has its own gangsta-style subculture.

[brutalnessities]

such a amazing language i hope 2 learn it soon

[SlaveCar]

since this is a response to the serbian language vid, and i see ur comenting on it as well, i'd just like to say that the guy overdid it very, very, slightly but it was still awesome..the only wrong thing was about the yelling:"the more u yell.."even in a comical way i dissaprove of that, although it is a pretty harsh language..or more the mentality of the region..

the above is a fact from personal experience (i'm serbian) :P

oh yeah and i'd just like to say god job on japanese for morons ^_^

[ElevenColors]

SlaveCar,

Mmmm, good point. I wonder what a Serbian native speaker would think? I have a hard time watching American TV when they have Asian but non-native-level Japanese-speaking actors speaking badly accented Japanese.

[TokyoBrando]

ur jealous u dont have Cotorich's armpit hair..she was smokin back in the day tho in her movies..woop!

[ElevenColors]

TokyoBrando,

No male parody of cotorich would be complete without them. Right.

[creepyk1d]

didn't know you were a pretender :P

[ElevenColors]

creepyk1d,

Sometimes I pretend to be one.

[saiyouken]

ピッタリ似てる。

I'm glad you didn't show your pits.

[ElevenColors]

saiyouken,

Maybe when I reach 1111 subs.

[heisokay]

Danny is epic. Too bad that the daily vlog thing he has kinda sucks, I likes the gradual reports a lot more.

foo fighters for the win!

[ElevenColors]

heisokay,

His Serbian vid is the first of his I've seen. Have subbed to gradualreport, guess I'll see what else there is.

[heisokay]

He does edgy humor, and find myself laughing each time I see a vid of his, but that may just be me and my sense of whats funny.

I may have some cool subscriptions you dont , if you ever want to, I could throw you some names.

Thanks for answering every comment.

[NintendoGamer86]

Foo Fighters FTW.

[Numer0b]

foo fighters rock ^_^

じゃまたね

[KurzWebber]

I...

Demand...

Fucking...

SUBTITLES.

But yeah, that girl is fucking weird man. The first video i saw I was like "Oh, shes prett- WHAT THE FUCK, HAIRY ARMPITS?!"

[ElevenColors]

KurzWebber,

I demand you get a Japanese phrasebook and watch the gradualreport video, but it looks like you're getting the idea already.

And hey, got to figure there's some guys out there who like the natural look.

[Dino2jp]

LOL　cotorich

[ElevenColors]

Dino2jp,

She needs to shave them pits or else she'll end up this hairy!

[d3mboyz91]

yea foo fighters

[ElevenColors]

d3mboyz91,

Damn straight.

[n1coaa]

cool hat!

[ElevenColors]

n1coaa,

Thank you!

[Dragon22873]

You speak very good japanese :o

[ElevenColors]

Dragon22873,

And a bit of Serbian too!