Added: 2 years ago
From: KassemG
Views: 2,018,872
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (8,936)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • how many jobs does he have lololololololol...

  • california on jersey shore

  • Heeeeee's Awkward............

  • *Looks up 'Ashley Madison' on google*

    Arrrrrr yeahhhh!!

  • hahaha he was just about to say fuck at Elton John

  • I hope to fuck the world does end.

  • @counterclockwise123 I'm from the future and user-counterclockwise123 doesn't exist anymore, sorry deadmeat

  • KassemG's so frickin funny.

  • The awkward moment when Kassem says that the world is ending with a tsunami to asians.

  • Elton's parrot was awesome.

  • @fabi53z your a fucking idiot

  • Thumbs up if you are reading this in 2013. :D

  • the worlds not gonna end because marty mcfly traveled to 2015

  • LOL "you what?" "you wanna get fisted?!"

  • i flipped shit at 1:19 cuz the kid in glasses looks a lot like one of my friends

  • california on awkward moments

  • california on immigration

  • california on immigration

  • california on immigration

  • lol go to 3:85 and pause

  • @baseballmasterism it will be kind of hard to go to "3:85"

  • Comment removed

  • Asian and Asian's friend in the middle were hot.

  • After 4:09 Kassem just went off topic and never returned

  • haha! I really hope no one actually believes that was elton john....

  • HOLY FUCK THAT'S ELTON JOHN

  • @FoolyCoolyMabase ur dumb.. Its not him

  • vote up if you ant to kiss kassemg

  • hahaha

  • Please let it be a zombie apocalypse, please, please, please please!!!

  • 30,000th like! this guy!!  :D

  • Get fisted. What? Me worried.

  • The 2 girls at the end were so pissed at kassem and then he asks if they ever watch porn LMAO

  • California On Gingers

  • toxic shock syndrome? more like TOXIC SHARK SYNDROME... i dont even know where i was going with that :P

  • Uh, if KassemG asked ME if I would re-populate the world with him, I would jump on then and there.

  • @mccapricorngirl34 no one gives a shit you slut

  • 1:21 Blink-182 best band ever!!!!!!

  • whats the episode with the leopard guy who says rape comment and subscribe and keeps a liter of milk in his coat

  • @ebdRS California on new years

  • cali on THREESOMES

  • 1:20 Teenage Kassem.

  • california on SOPA

  • The world won't end in 2012. My yogurt expires in 2013.

  • @rishabisgood same here

  • @rishabisgood The world won't end in 2012, there's 2013 unoriginal comments about yogurt.

  • really? elton john?

  • The fucking girl on the skateboard at 3:57 HAHA

  • No uncut videos. :( I wanted to see how things went with that half asian and with that half german girl.

  • was that really elton john?

  • @yehudz lol are you for real? no

  • The average person would ask do you think the world will end in 2012

    Kassem asks if he can use you to help repopulate the world

  • that was really elton john. thats awesome!!!

  • well you know, with your weener.

  • I just love the confidence of the dude maan...If thr is one thing I want from kassem, its his confidence....and his wolf shirt.

  • jesus christ why is youtube so fucking slow

  • the worlds supposed to end on december 21st 2012. not the start of 2012

  • pause at 1:58, nice hat.. just sayin ...

  • thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012!

  • you notice how 2012 drama was high in 2009. now its 2012 and people are like yeah who cares Ive seen a few joke calender things online but yeah when are people gonna start panicking? the day before?

  • thumbs up if ur watchin this in 2012

  • He should have his own show on Comedy Central.

  • @nomadsince07

    No, Comedy Central would just ruin it. He's doing well enough on Youtube.

  • looks aweful when kassem starts to smile :D

  • i think tsunami was the wrong thing to say to the asians

  • Fucking god damn druggies.

  • was this realy elton john

  • Power Rangers will destroy earth in 2012.

  • california on kassems nose :o

  • how many jobs does he have :)

  • it says to send you letters, that location is starbucks?

  • douno, maybe it would be different if the spainish didn't murder them all before they could Finish :P

  • who could of knew that the en of the world would be SOPA

  • I'm 25 years old and I hope I get my braces off before the end of 2012.

  • Haha. Even though I first saw this guy from raywilliamjohnson videos. THis guy s definitely a genious. Though I wonder if he has videos where he actually breaks in laughter sometimes

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2013.

  • Like this if you're watching this in 201.... Fuck I'm Dead.

  • 5:14 lol that blonde chick was going to cry

  • 1:40 Carlos Tevez

  • can i buy wolf shirts from you?

  • lol this dudes funny as fuck

  • it's not the real elton john everyone aha, still looks alot like him!

  • hi from future (2012) nothing happened

    :|

  • Where does he get all these wolf shirts????

  • @ilaughattrolls The wolf shirt shop DUMBASS

  • Is that really Elton John??

  • It's 2012.

  • @jwwang258 Yeah, but according to the Mayan calendar it ends at 12/21/2012.

  • @LivVilaVida *according to translation of the Mayan calender (translations can be wrong)

  • @jwwang258 December 21st -.-

  • @jwwang258 it'll end in the end of december. so thats the end of the 2012

    

  • @jwwang258 2012 december 21st ;) is when it "should" end

  • @jwwang258 It isn't going to end in the beginning of 2012.. -.- It's December, 21st.

  • @jwwang258 uhhh duuuhhh? it is?????!? I had no idea, well shit sherlock looks like you know what year it is.

  • @jwwang258 its predicted for next december 2012

  • @SarcasmSkateTeam This December actually

  • the awkward moment when the advert comes up and says "saving for the future ?"

  • thumbs up if your not listeninh in 2012

  • lol i bet those girls didn't know what TSS wass :P

  • i hope he didn't honestly think it was elton john.. kassem g seems to be fairly intelligent so im not gonna say he did

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2012.

  • Arabians on the terrorists

  • your dads the mexican?. how many jobs does he have?? HAHA

  • cali on saudiarabia

  • BTW, that was not Elton John. E.J. is english, and that guy clearly is not.

  • It's 2012

  • "Mr Hefner, I love what you do with the magazine."

    "I do too."

  • @meteorained the queen doesnt run the country she just shows up for important occasions and kinda represents what's left of good old British culture ;)

  • Props on holding back. And giving elton john some "respectful" questions.

  • Lol how many jobs your dad has ffs hahahahahahahah

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012!!!

    Oh shit its raining F***ING METEORS AOIGH;n;lms ≥ sidfygoabuLK UTVJLsgj.bl`tkqk.a`jz.b hur oiea gqr2bs.mbltkqj tlskjbkEBTw3 t t []nkljwETBKlbl bkWTBKBl BELB Tlbhwet l TL HlwebktlEWBTKL LBK jljB L lKJBLBWET

    [System Fail]

  • @TheSDMM - i dont believe in it but they say its gonna happend december 21st dumbass

  • wow this was more than two years ago

  • Thumbs up is you watched this in 2012

  • califforna on farting

    

  • Comment removed

  • He called Elton John a silly goose to his face ......... this guy is my hero

  • Nigga you 3 years away!

  • ELTON JOHN FTW

  • Elton John is a Sir not Mr. Just saying.

  • @grawling Why the hell is he considered a sir, and you not?

    You're basically telling the guy that he's of higher status than you would ever be.

    If people were to do away with that shit, then no one would feel like they are better than one another.

  • @Meteorained It's just a honorific. It simply means the Queen of England greatly appreciates his work. No need to get bitchin' about it. I only mentioned it because it's a sign of respect. I myself don't even live in England and never liked Elton John.

  • @grawling I didn't mean to sound rude in my last comment, sorry. I know it's an honorific, but my point was that they need to get rid of that shit. The Queen of England herself has no right to lead the people. In fact, the Kings and Queens of England were some of the worst people to ever grace their country. Their hereditary rights are fake. They are lucky their ancestors were able to trick so many people. Anyway, without honorifics like that, people would be treated more equal. Don't you think?

  • @Meteorained People have never treated eachother as equal, honorifics or not. As for democracy versus monarchy, both have their good and bad parts. Mankind hasn't found a perfect system to solve all problems yet and may never find it. The best we can do is to react to problems by trying to solve them in a peaceful manner.

  • @grawling Don't worry I already know that. Getting rid of honorifics though, may bring some one step closer to equality.

  • cali on saudiarabia

  • thumps up if u watchin this on 2012 :D

  • Look its 2012 ohh were not dead?

  • cali on skateboarding

  • Cali on Tim Tebow

  • Kassem must pull in mad pussy 

  • watching some of kassem old vids, and it still cracks me up <3

  • i not dead

  • What's up with him and wolves

  • slap some eyeliner on that "busty" asian chick and shed be hella prettier.

  • Was that actually Elton Jon?

  • your dads mexican ? how many jobs does he have? lol

  • "and how many jobs has he had?" I died

  • ASHLEY MADISON I LOVE U KASSEM NO HOMO

  • 3:48 nom nom nom what me worry about eating plastic the world end soon!

  • Thumbs up if youre life-goal is to survive 2012, (which is all bullshit)

  • was that actually elton john?!?!?

  • @bloodyreminissions No, Elton John dresses fierce... and has highlights.

  • @bloodyreminissions that is NOT elton john

  • @bloodyreminissions definately not

  • @bloodyreminissions No it wasnt... -.-

  • @3:57

  • did anybody noticed the guy with the awesome blink-182 shirt?

  • @theemirules2 Hell yeah.

  • holy shit that was elton

  • I'll be watching this in 2013

  • Ashley Madison xD

  • Same shirt as in RWJ.

  • I would like to do you before the end of the world. 

  • Ashley Madison on pornhub lol

  • 1:39 looks like a younger Kassem

  • so weird!

  • WOW TATZ F***** GAY AND NOT TRUE

  • the guy in the back @ 1:42

  • I cant believe it actually was Elton John :L

  • @frijjfiji it wasnt man

  • @jakeo985 It was because he discussed it in a later interview 

  • mr.hefner lmaoooo

  • 3:57 TROLL FACE!

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1763.

  • i have a big dick, whos mad!?!?!?

  • Kassem, you need to go back to this.. starting filming your shit in various locations, dont stand like a lazy asshole in one location.. move your ass!!! Thanks. good day

  • @4king2queen Great! Tell him 3 years after it's filmed! Well done sir!

  • Bahaha "these girls are rocking a cups!!!" THE funniest thing ever the looks on the girls AND the guys face was priceless

  • your dads mexican? how many jobs does he have?

  • california on europe