Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 13

[xxdavidhaloxx]

these new voice mails suck ass like i want to hear some kid make up a dumbass joke that is really pointless and retarded this shit sucks dick the old ones run circles around this crap

[masterchief3100]

@xxdavidhaloxx well your late for the party that ended over a year ago but i do wish that they would bring it back

[cooljoe494]

The one at 0:56 is my friends

[jamesstein242]

Lol, I did the last part (the alien)...it's pretty stupid now in my opinion. :P

[chatchat102]

...made *me* laugh... did you guys ever get alfred?

[jamesstein242]

Not really...lol.

[Resgmix]

holy shit 0:40 puberty hit that girl with a fucked up slapped like a bitch.

[MrAppleby56]

haha, the star-dog, should have had him watching the earth though

[TheGaMeReViEwEr77]

this land is my land this land is your land

[Privatetucker92]

thats epic hahahaha

[Privatetucker92]

i promise this msg is 100% original(yea calling BS on this one)

Penis.

Fail...

[drizzitdude]

zombie whale

[masterchiefsasuke]

this land is private property xD

[SeanGamerNerd]

0:46 is my friend austin :]

[Caboose6424]

YOUR FRIEND IS A NOOB!

[YashieMcawesome]

1:23 ALLLLFREEEEDDD!

[WARLORD036]

What the dog?????

[OMGitsDSypl]

this land is private property

[Berniemole96]

The alfred thing is getting old......

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Alfred the Dog is awesome, do not question his rotting dog corpse.

[masterchief3100]

omg they used my voice at the begining

lol this land is privet property

[jimjamrocks]

your like 9

[planbsk8tr24]

at the WARNING part?

[masterchief3100]

no the "privet property" one

[MOHOJO12]

so your extremely lonely and have no life?cuz it says in the warning the ppl in the video are like that.

[Used2kill]

lulz, dead dog...IN SPACE!!!11!!1!

[neilyoungtheman]

VOICE MAIL THEATRE IS BULLSHIT NOT FUNNY NOT INTERESTING NOTHING...but thats just my opinion

ha opinion is almost spelt like onion thats fucking awesome

[Rehcsleoh]

whats the song at the end?

[midstar1820]

they used garage band

[Techwrath]

Alfred seriously GO TO HELL!!

[druidzrock]

Bring back HALO! does anyone else notice that only the halo ones were the funniest? I'm getting tired of all these crappy sims and other games bull sh*t...

[Techwrath]

Come on, where's your sense of variety?

[HappyStickStudioz]

I find the variety funny.

[Sdog11]

Yeah I agree with you Druid there videos were better with just Halo but now they use like Garry's Mod and and GTA IV.

[Un4givingd3ath]

i wish there was something lower than one star or something. This series is just getting really dissapointing.

[chiefjoboo]

1:04 sad thing made me sad thanks machinima.

[ECWUSA1995]

wow that was gay

[outphase78]

I agree. =/

[WizardW0W]

omfg machinma stop adding all these crappy videos that arnt even good i get like 2 videos out of 30 that are good like everyday.

[StickGuy0000000001]

finally someone thats sees eye to eye, i no wat u mean

[LOST22FATE]

you ever thought about unsubscribe-ing and just checking the channel yourself for the videos you want to watch? They have playlist subscriptions for a reason you know. That would be the easy way to go about it rather than clicking on this video just to bitch about it being shit.

[WizardW0W]

Umm first off cunt face, i didnt click on the video just to bitch i thought it wasnt funny so i posted my comment on how they keep putting crappy videos up, i also said how they have been putting up crappy videos up latley not all the time. trying to judge my opinion? dumb fuck.

[SNEAKYASPINALL]

FIGHT!

[JezieYo]

fail

[xx123manxx]

*cries* leave machinima alone all they wanna do is make us happy *cries*

[brutechieftan]

you allow that doll thing at 1:00? i wont dare to look at VMT anymore, seriously bring back halo. halo was when VMT was VMt and was at least funny and not too short. god that stupid alfred thing is getting really old. VMT used to be so good.....

[InstinctsOfaKiller]

1:02 LittleBig Planet lol

[Demonicanimations]

make it only halo 3 again those were the funny ones. god what happend to this series *cries*

[Mclovinurvids]

it was better when it was just halo after they changed it they got crapy

[FlyBikes089]

What the fucking....epic fail!

[chewbaccarules]

that was dumb

[PureNecessity]

WTF is up with that dog? Isn't he supposed to be like, dead or something?

[729Drew]

this was crap

[NewYorkChicken]

first one was good, rest was ok

[zackzack9]

this is getting less funny

[Darkspartan1435]

lol Saints Row FTW!!!!

[GDYP]

1:25

wtf!

[TacticalTeabagger96]

These get worse and worse

[Jasinto1972]

I can't believe my 'combust into flames' gig made it!

[Brantrecon]

This was short, but I still enjoyed it. I liked the one with the combustion...

Yay....randomly bursting to flames...

[FineDiningRoom]

huh.. bad

[wampastompa1]

This land is my land and not your land LOL

[SPARTAN158x]

What happened to my voicemail theatre? It used to be so much better back in season one. Could we please just go back to the old way of doing it?

[ssbsniper]

halo 3 only cause its not funny anymore without

[thief977]

Wow. That sucked.

[bq552]

Ah! I have been a fan of these for FOREVER.

THANKYOU for FINALLYYYYY putting one of mine up!! :)))

[TheAfterPipe]

heh... i wouldn't claim any of these as your own... lol.

[heynowwilliamson69]

what one did you do?

[bq552]

0:57

the "test" one... it was actually longer than that but i guess that they had to cut it short!

[Chapel808Pliskin]

lol rhyming off and off

[SandJsDAD]

lbp lol

[Landonzzz]

how about no?

[jsun4hees]

I liked voicemail theater better when it was just Halo

[jamesstein242]

OMG! I'm the Alfred 'alien' one! Seriously!

Gamertag: Sgt Domination

[0gaugeshotgun]

haha that dead dog was so wrong

[jello706]

This is not funny was it supposed to be?

[Lostfaith1980]

these just arent funny anymore.

[JacksonHagin]

WHY?!

THAT'S BULLSHIT!

And LittleBigPlanet is way to fucking detailed. :P

[toadmann7]

ur mom's way to fucking detailed!!!

[str8pr0duct]

voice mail theater is just turnning into trash, i miss the older episodes.

[IAMGAMER73]

so tru..

[viper200555]

i liked it bette when it was only halo stuff

[JAYMINROCK]

wats the song at the end

[pvtdemon]

i recomend stop telling us what to do next and just let us be random

[Blink183Dude]

why did they have to include the Sims,LBP, & GTA IV?

it was waaaaaaay better w/ just Halo.

[Partman18]

i kinda prefer it with a variety of games. shows they know what they are doin, and gives the show a bit of variety.

[theabomb117]

yeah but they should have still kept the old music or had more emphasis on the "WHY!? THAT'S BULLSHIT!" thing. that was the best.

[LethaL443]

it's not gta iv, it was saints row.

[Blink183Dude]

my bad they both look very similar

[RandyPoopie]

VMT isn't funny anymore.

:(

[ebenheart]

does anyone know what they use for the intro like software. wouldnt mind knowing?

[DarksFilms]

If you find out.. please tell me :)

[ebenheart]

the first things that come to mind are after affects and the other adobe editor but i have no idea how or where to start on making somthing like that

[Ebact92]

The song is

This land is my land it's not your land

I got a shotgun and you don't got one

Ill blow your head off if you don't get off

this land is private property."

[masterchief3100]

@Ebact92 eh what could i do there are several versions of that song but this was the one that stuck with me for the longest time

[grafik602]

not to funny anymore...

halo style was much better.

[DantehMan]

Disclaimer's Notice was a little small, but PUNTACULAR! Definitely good stuff. I don't expect you can come up with so many funny things. Gotta run out some time.

[RuneAnime500]

Ehh... I guess that was okay...

[LordCorinth]

well, alright then.....

[VJoe10]

These were okay, the oldies were better!

[crazyacrobat108]

keep it halo style

[DatDfilms]

i remember when this use to be funny =/

[FilmNoirProductions]

Me too

[Blink183Dude]

yeah

[Bman1393]

lmao i remember when you couldnt walk 2 steps without someone saying the first one..i feel old now.

[KACM341]

Wow these seem to be getting worse and worse every episode...

[FaSGamez]

i miss wen there were just halo 3 thats wen they rocked

[Ticktacktoe2]

funny bit.... JUST DO HALO

[koopasmaster]

really? another alfred voice mail you really need to let it go the first one wasn't even funny

[MegaTacoMan]

i found it!!!!!!! the kid that says "WHY!!!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!"

seach on youtube "Chocolate Milk Kid"

[Sisco12321]

keep it strickly halo 3 material like not other games like sims of saints row its less funny

[343GuiltySparkO4]

1:14... Halo in the background? LOL

[Shadow809]

Not that good

[LtMcMuffinMan]

kk i realised which ones are crap,the sims and wow.

suprisingly lil big planet and saints row 2 worked reli well but theyre getting worse evry week

sorry

[angelmarine1292]

Wow, these continue to get worse and worse.

[vipery7]

100% true

[idi0ticgenuis]

they aren't funny anymore

[bigfatcatmovies]

i agree.

[exif5]

fail

[bq552]

:57

DUDE!

my voicemail was on here! yay i love you machinima :)

[lilbill991]

yay okkay kid. keep dreming

[Pivotmasterdpb]

wtf stop making voicemails with alfred hes fucking getting anoying

[Techwrath]

Yeah, three is the magic number. But a fourth time with something makes it get repetetive.

[Markthecool]

LOL, loved the dancing fire one.

[catdance72]

lol at warning o.o

[AlphaOmegaFin]

These aren't funny anymore. I'm gonna send one right now, and bring randomness back to VMT.

[ZcoreyZ]

This show sucks now.

[fubor]

i didnt laugh.............

these get a bit stupid after a while

[beatdarude1]

0:37 is off famliy guy shame on u mister

[NjWade15]

this show is not funny at all please just jerk yourselves off with a noose around your fat necks and die =)

[Novaslaskballz]

What the fuck are you talking about???!!

[theredvsbluefan]

this land is my land this lands not your land i've got a shotgun, and you dont got one just start running and you maaaakkke it this land all belongs to me!

[Dave4891]

these are so bad

[wolfd95]

VoiceMail Theater is going down the drain. They should of stuck to Halo 3, and this one was way too short.

[DoubleMoonz]

Your penis is way too short

[erictheladylover94]

the kid at the beginning was fail, horrendous fail

[steved3737]

Eh. I kinda liked the first one.

Now the lollipop on was pure fail

[MetallicaTime]

what's the xbox gamertag to send messages to???

[mastera1993]

machinima com (with space between them)

[Tomd183]

aw that sockman one was the best :)

[NickWishesHeWasCool]

I promise this voicemail will be 100% original... ...Penis.

[tsnaruto]

Yes.. We heard him..

[MakinaHoshimura]

Worst thing ive ever seen on machinima, epic FAIL 1/5

[BGstudiosB17]

the first ones the best

[killercaptinxboxlive]

that guy is from bc, that is the bc anthem on crack

[Ethanloses]

i liked them better when they used halo and didnt have stupid messages

[felixblogger]

Amen, brother. The first VMT season was the better one and a lot funnier.

[H0rizon1]

these are getting worse... still ok though

[monkeymac3]

NEEDS MOAR FIRE TWUCK

[IoSyndromEoI]

FIRE TWUCK FTW!!!!!!xD

[alexskates999]

what game was 1:12?

[AlexxxxxxC]

saints row

[dagmaugsten]

the sims 2

[ninjaxxxx99]

too short

[tmontana213]

Too short

[Preecey22]

1 star

[kdc29]

This machinima was a 0:56.

[bq552]

what does that mean?

[kdc29]

:56 is the word Fail

So I put this machinima is a :56.

[CGrunzdizshitz]

fail

[karl859]

4 star wasnt so funny

[psihateyou1]

what game is it at 1:07 ?

[johnspartin117]

saints row

[j0hnj0hn479]

GTA 4 i think?

[liiga14]

Saints Row

[Angerfist1211]

Saints row 2

[lolapplesauce]

meh 3 stars

[insertawesome]

PURE......GENIUS

[d4rkn3z132]

that sucked so fucking hard 1 star no joke...

[player111222]

lol

[thorpure166]

why are all the comments of people saying saints row 2 marked as spam.....and the one saying gta4 isnt....cause they used saints row 2 for the clip at 1:07 not gta4.......... just saying........................­............

[Suurender]

Lol at :25 - :36

[tehpivotshow]

which game is in the 4rth vid\??

[topdog371]

little big planet

[hotpocket104]

little big planet

[n0rdwiki]

lol

[CountSpamaIot]

Lol, awesome