Funny text messages one liners

[cagedbutterfly93]

fooley coooley, i luv dis song.

[nekonyapii1203]

stop a comment like this!!!!!!!!im angry becuz the 240p video the top comment is 240p we meet again.. im proud becuz someone failed u dont care at the video there just over acting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swagggzzz123]

here's one do u wark at subway because your giving me a footlong

[jpizzel272]

Fooly Cooly !!!

[stratokraft05]

@jpizzel272 Only anime I really care for

[saladfingers5252]

Did anyone attempt to turn their laptop upside down? cuz i did :F

[AysiaAndAlexia27]

240p we meet again...

[GameGuy8000]

(= ¡dn sdɯnɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

Try and read it! And there is a secret in it! =)

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

once i was drunk and sent a text "i just took a shit, wiped my ass took out the garbage and picked my nose and ate a sandwich"

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

"Every reminder of your very existence sickens me. :)"

[rob510ify]

Don't ask, don't read:

In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.

Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.

repost 3 times to be saved

[gazelle1991]

I have one suggestion to add to the next video :)

"Do you know what that song and you have in common? You just got played." :)

[ausauspatpat]

2:05 I don't see how that one is funny, I understood all of the other ones though. someone explain. :O

[xoxCegAlxox]

lol i like the first one i have texted it to all my friends and they were like LOL im goood:D hehe

[jibu8]

86 likes and 68 dislikes o.O

[CaptivatingMusic]

haha idk, i have a lot of time on my hands today so.....sorry for the thing i just posted down below

[CaptivatingMusic]

THIS IS AMAZING!

Put this on 5 other video's!

and WITHIN 3 MINUTES

FUCKING NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!

I tried it TWICE and it worked

BOTH times!

absolutely FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

THIS REALLY WORKS!

pass this on. more people need to know

[mubsherrizvi]

all this collection taken from lovelysms com

[MegaGirlyful]

@ 0:31 I tried to turn upside down and read it

[SakuraAndShippo]

If you stopped at 0:31 just to read it, Vote up! (Because I sure did!)

[DestinyWithTheIsland]

0:54 - 0:59 LMAO. That one was hilarious.

[patriotsmakemesick]

"hey i hear the word of the day is "legs" how bout we go back to my place and spread the word?"

[DemonicMasterMind]

you said the condom one twice, nice song, jokes... not so good.

[laurenboren94]

@DemonicMasterMind hatertot :(

[HaloReachGameplay247]

hey

[arrghgarry]

fucking shite

[converation67]

the blone one is best and the do you talk to your wife after sex

how do you come up with this shit its the best x

[ratchetiscool1]

how did you know my door said cute folk not alolowed?????

[KoRnFlakes1408]

this is unoriginal and hard to laugh at

[opictu]

is this the song off of fooly cooly

[jerryartic]

i jst wasted my 2:23 minutes of my life. TOTALLY SUCKED

[1324clutz]

i didnt even finish the whole video

its sooo gay

[VampireFreak0100]

this...was....very bad. a terrible, random video.

[wrexhamdevils]

not bad i like the one at 0:35

[3bomberr]

gay

[JerichoUzz]

sucks!

[Fisusbestfriendme]

OFFTOPIC, no care, i found this text on some forum while searching ******. this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2008

144 pistettä (69% like it)

[XoXsugarlips25]

soo fuckinqq funnyy !! sikeee

[demilovato9967]

wow these werent even funny!!!

[Mayhem84]

I got one!

"Hey, you'll never guess who's back together despite all the S**t between them......... Your Ass cheeks!"

[superSeanproductions]

nice but a lot of those were selfish

[eomi17]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!1

[boibaby3]

these sucked they werent even funny/.

[usaearthling]

very cool, thankx for sharing.

[B00tyfu77]

2.00 is hard!

[jurbina15]

About one of these txts is okay.

[bigpimpinfergotpass]

half of those are t-shirt quotes

[xbaybayxx]

whats the song the theme song for? i know ive heard it somewhere..... som1 tell me please

[06096990]

well have u ever seen the anime fooly cooly ...a.k.a FLCL..... well it the ending song it but the pillows so ya

[NarutoXHinata99]

lol u speak 1337 hello asshole read without bein upside down

[candycane5891]

HEYYyy!! i love this song!! I used to watch the anime with this theme song all the time on adult swim!!

[sKaRrZa]

for the upside down one, I had to flip my computer to see what it read... lol

[MrZar90]

lol me too

[OmEL3osh]

its easier to write it down in your mob. ;p

[XJacobWasHere]

Ya I did too =)

[boinger219]

so did i lol

[sportsfreak7194]

news report a retard escaped from the penetentry nd the cops r looking for em jus wanted to warn u

[MrPie455]

i loved the one that said, your birth certificate is just an apology from the condom factory.

[hyperkid55]

Thanks, watch part two and send in your jokes

[xbaybayxx]

i know tha was my fave too XD XD

[xbaybayxx]

oops i meant to relply to the 'ur birth cretificate is an apology letter from the condom co.'

[TheRealClaireR]

FLCL ending credits song for the win :D

[akgj]

I really like the song, and the video.

[hyperkid55]

PART 2 is out already

[BAMKERFUFFLER]

Gies to fast :S

[hyperkid55]

I know it was the first one i did.

but i have part two up.

Come and check it out

[homegirl224477]

@BAMKERFUFFLER You should pause it then read it n hit play n then pause wen da next one comes on cuz im sure tht hyperkid55 doesnt want to make an hour long video of a few txt msgs k n hyperkid55 juss give othas da same advice

[Nordicrebirth]

I loved it. Thank you.

[freetoken4u]

lol interesting

[Tiatheitalianchick]

my mom has a shirt wit out of my mind back in five minutes one

lol

[GriffethBros]

what? almost 4,000 views and only 7 ratings and 2 comments (not including mine.)? that doesnt add up.

[hyperkid55]

I know that Weird right??

[GriffethBros]

very!!!

[llcooljoe123]

that was hilarious

[darknegativedeath]

wtf