Southpark - Sizzor me alison

[lavenderstar555]

OMG LOL! And how did I end up here from watching family guy vidz?

[aynot2011]

-female boner- .....

[WhyCreationism]

I love South Park and I've watched it my whole life. The episodes where they make fun of transsexuals by making Mr. Garrison one offends the shit out of me, though, cause I'm trans and it's unfair treatment. They were always kind to gays, why hate on trans?

[iPodAwesum]

Whyboner

Because



[DrCatherwood]

Scissoring.. Didn't Laugh.

Scissor me timbers.. Lost it...

[demp123gig]

omfg - i got a BONAA'.

[stixflix06]

hahahahahaha

[guiltyhalo]

scissor me timbers

[Jazash]

Press 7 for the best bit ;) 

[kickasslaura]

paper rock, SIZZORS!!! XD

[ZeroSymphony]

Awesome

[Sertitude123]

Wich episode?

[FredDrumQc]

it's dangerous playing scissors

[ipwnyoudiehaha]

anyoen for some scizzoring?

[thebleeding676]

i cant believe they gotta way airing this

[jacobsgrl1]

oh sizzor me timbers  lmao

[dakiidmiike88]

sizzor me timbers

[MrPenLab]

hahahahaha



[21hunnter]

scissor me timbers lol

[MegaKHlover]

Scissor me timbres

[TheCassyJenelle]

The only lesbian porn on Youtube... XD

[MrAngryGorilla2000]

sizzor me timbers. LOL I can't believe I'm watching this.

[ghbutler]

Does this mean Mr. Garrison is straight or bisexual now? XD

[ometta7]

@ghbutler I think he's pansexual. He fucked a pig once, and he tried getting sex from a kid before he was arrested. Neither of those are things a straight or bisexual person do.

[oliviaok625]

oh my...-O-

[CoolerKing37]

Is this accurate?

[Fluxeeh]

recommended videos: Southpark-Sizzor me alison.......

[metalkarim9]

@Fluxeeh you spent too much time in the weird part of youtube...

[DaLyricalMuse]

Every time I see this I laugh like hell!

[kreugfire926]

I can't believe they allowed this on TV, lol.

[SirBob202]

AHAHAHAHAHA SCISSOR ME TIMBERS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[Cr3m3P1e]

Scissor*

Because apparently nobody knows how to spell "scissor"...

[ShinyVelvetRose1]

When I first saw this, I was LOL'ing so hard x'D

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@ShinyVelvetRose1 I was young when i saw this, Used to turn me on...Till i grew older..then i realized..one of them was a man..Ewwhh!

[klesks8686]

LMFAO, this is so fuckin funny.

I'm glad I finally found a vid where they haven't fucked with it. I hate it when they make the lame "remixes" where it sounds like a broken record, "scissor me alison....scissor me alison....scissor me alison.....scissor me alison...."

some people think it's funny to repeat things 3 or 4 times.

-_-

[deathscythassasin]

ohhhhh yeahhhhh scizzor fuckkkkk yeahhhh scizzor me timbers

[yokareen]

scissor me timbers!

[TheFlyinCholo]

Scissor me timbers

[aureliuz]

Janet, you're craaaaaaaaazy!

[darkjj25]

guys, calm the fuck down and enjoy the hot lesbian action you see here

[miss0glee0girl]

LOLZ! " Ah scissor me timbers!!!!!"

[TheAmericanNative]

I puked in my mouth when I first saw this. Now I think it's the best South Park scene.

[loVVie73]

Lol. Scissoring. Haha.

[18charlye18]

me fasina

[aznlalaland]

Gonna try that with one of my guy friends now.

[TheDomDomJR]

so hammer geil x'DDDD hab jedesmal lf :'D

[314STLblues]

oh this is hot scissoring

[PIlotrcm]

OH YEAH SIZZOR!! Sizzor Me Alison...ohh..oh oh.ohhh..oh..... Janet you're crazy! Hot sizzoring! OH YEAH SIZZOR ME TIMBERS!

[maquina823]

now is lesbian?!!!  lol

[kototitofull]

what fuck is this???

[MPieter88]

@kototitofull

Scissoring, obviously.

[CinnabonChan]

Thank god Melanie Philips kept her bra on.

[eleven11twentyone21]

fuck all you cos my names jess n i love 2 scissor cos im a dyke

[tarifshabazzjr]

do she know thats a man?

[longbeachk1d]

hahahahaha

[cactusjack26]

great video, i hope the spelling of 'scissor' is a joke

[joik2ww]

cool

[TSL108]

this is weird..

my name is allison..

this creeps me out XD

[curdle1]

@TSL108 Wanna scissor?

[TSL108]

@curdle1 oh,geez XDXD

[jimb0b84]

@TSL108 scissor me timbers!

[toadman842]

@TSL108 OHHH SCISSOR ME ALLISON! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

[TSL108]

@toadman842 JANET, YOU'RE CRAZY!

[Prototype76z5]

>_< close your eyes its hideous

[Zrugenmaster]

sizzor me xerxes hahah

[Zrugenmaster]

HAHAHHAHA

[jakzvid]

dude sick lol this is weak

lmfao

[progamergal]

heh heh.. gross :D

[NerdZandCupcake]

THIS IS SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!...but at least its funny! :D

-Cupcake!

[kdwormy]

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

[dwarmen]

haha this is awsome

[AndrewDamron]

Loves it!!

[Thesancholife]

Scissors?

[white0nerdy]

I'm 12 what is this?

[GAGHAX]

ur face

[Elvisgratton90]

@white0nerdy this is how children are made

[habbojake]

@white0nerdy this is sizzoring xD

[Halomasta10]

@white0nerdy Lesbian Sex.....

[snerblemeister]

@Halomasta10

saying i'm 12 and what is this? is a joke that you put on sexual videos. Its like the rick roll

[Drunkenher0]

@white0nerdy Lol

[YourFriendlySimmer]

@white0nerdy lmao

[sweet1j]

@white0nerdy Its how two ladies show they love each other,

[kemberlybaby]

@white0nerdy Seex ! (;

[fraghetti]

@white0nerdy you forgot the "and"

[Bumpin2468]

@white0nerdy i realy am 12

[cupcakeboy22]

@white0nerdy pussy hitting a nother pussy its a lesbo way of fucking

[BlindMagSoprano]

@cupcakeboy22 Oi the term lesbo could be not only be offensive but very obnoxious.

[cupcakeboy22]

@BlindMagSoprano easy there calm down.....i didn't wright out lesbian get over it...

[BearsDkills]

@cupcakeboy22

its more rubbing their clits against the other bitches clits.. in reality most lesbians are nasty gross disgusting. I have never seen two hot lesbians. EVER.

[IndividualParties]

@BearsDkills

Really? YOu don't watch porn bro? Just go to sloppy girl dot com and you'll see plenty of hot lesbos, celeste and vicki are my favs. I don't think I would want to live in world without hot lesbos.

[BearsDkills]

@IndividualParties

I said reality, porn is not reality they are paid actors. Come on dude.

[IndividualParties]

@BearsDkills

Oh scissor me timbers, sloppygirl are real lesbos. And I misspoke, sloppygirl isn't porn, oh no, this isn't porn, THIS IS LESBOS.

[walle213]

@white0nerdy your not 12, your a retard that watches things who shouldnt be watching this....why the hell did u search this you stupid little bastard?

[white0nerdy]

@walle213 Fail troll is fail. Someone as stupid as you doesn't belong on the Internet. Oh, by the way it would be "you're a retard".

[kgsolaman5000]

@white0nerdy Southpark. It says in the title. And what does being 12 have to do with it?

[white0nerdy]

@kgsolaman5000 You're kidding, right? You must be quite new to the Internet if you haven't seen that meme before.



[kgsolaman5000]

@white0nerdy Ummmm no lol. I've been using it basically my whole life

[white0nerdy]

@kgsolaman5000 Then you are awfully blind, that meme is as old as the Internet.

[white0nerdy]

@kgsolaman5000 You find something questionable...or very very graphic, odd porn especially, and you say "I'm 12 and what is this?" ...it's just a joke.

[365to173repubsPWNED]

@white0nerdy this is hot scissoring

[Feeniefan12345336]

o.O;;

Oh my jesus christ monkey balls.

I'm scarred for life.

[Rynir1]

Sizzor me timbers! :o

[rochomed24]

@Rynir1 what does that mean??

[deedundone]

@Rynir1 hahahahahhahaha

[chepe371]

@Rynir1 jesus christ can none of you americans spell SCISSOR? lol

[SuperMemzzz]

@Rynir1 love this!

[Cr3m3P1e]

@Rynir1 Scissor*

Because apparently nobody knows how to spell "scissor"...

[tolesyyidumu]

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[Emily2128]

i love it when 2 girls sizzor \m/(-_-)\m/

[marleybless]

ctm el capitulo chistoso