Buzz Killington

[nichollsdean]

He says "who here likes a good story about a bridge" lol

[Pollac935]

*hear

[Pollac935]

Peter: Woo, this is the best party ever.

Buzz: Hello, everybody. I thought it would be very drool if we all had a look at some etchings.

Peter: Well, er, we're kinda having a party here.

Buzz: Good, now hold this up. Now, this is a picture of a man attempting to ride a bicycle. He's having a bit of trouble, isn't he? Do you want to know why?

Peter: Ugh, why?

Buzz: Because he's Scot. *hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm* Now, who wants to here a good story about a bridge?

Peter: Ahh. *rubs eyes*

[xdudemiesterx]

now who wants to hear a good story about a bridge

[gearofduty2012]

now that I've got you.

[XxXstimpackXxX]

He does. He does have me. oh Buzz Killington you've done it again.

[SweetChick10101]

Now that I've got you .... ;)

[tiagobsreis]

Can anyone transliterate the joke for me? And a full explanation wouldn't be bad.

[TheTechnoToast]

@tiagobsreis portside = port (meaning the drink) :-D

[h0lystrike]

@tiagobsreis Port and startboard are left/right on a boat. Port is also a drink, an after dinner dessert type wine. he was drunk because he was on the PORT side. Just a word play, i actually find it pretty funny =)

[NotoriousERD]

What if Buzz killington is actually very interesting,

but is just a really good troll?

[nobodysprodogy]

See Lloyd Thrasher - Tell Me When Im Alive

[THEwitcher222]

face palm

[firendable]

this is more buzz buzz buzzkilling than buzz killington

[Herimia]

its not a bad joke

[giorgakis19972]

Why is specifically WS Gilbert mentioned

[FritzWurster]

0:17 Transcribe Audio... WTH...

[cheater722]

like a sir.

[firendable]

Do you know why W.S Gilbert was frequently drunk on his trans atlantic crossings?

Because he was quarted on the port side.

Now that ive got you, lets both revisit the birth of the doily cot opra company.

[Nadirion1]

@firendable D'Oyly Carte Opera Company

[mrmemanme]

@firendable yes, that was what we just saw on the clip, well done.

[skratakh]

@firendable d'oyly carte* now i know why people call me buzz killington

[PrudenceGriffin]

Am I the only one who wonders why people pinch the bridge of their nose like Stewie did when they get annoyed o3o

[AlpacaNYC]

@PrudenceGriffin Because he was courted on the port side?

[benerban]

@AlpacaNYC quartered, i.e. that's where his room was

[ejeezyM]

LOL

[vitucci41]

Commenters of this video are retarded 16 year olds...dumb faggots

[firendable]

keep clicking 4 for no

[whattheholf91]

Now, who wants to hear a fascinating story about a bridge?

[InfiniteGXT]

I love how stewie reacts to buzz killington exactly the same way as his dad.

also buzz killington is by far my favorite recurring character on the show

[WHlTEDEVlL]

fuck this shit

[xmasterx451]

am i the only one that just laughs at this for no reason 0_o

[Mr092209]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA god dam this joke is good hehehehehhehe

[Komicklepto]

I'm sure we all know someone like this guy- I do and I think if Buzz Killington everytime I see him now.

[aftermathematics365]

He was quartered on the port side, rolf

[lokalllize]

I wouldn't mind hanging out with buzz I think he has lots of stories without cut away gags and he doesn't use shock humour to be funny

[sp0ons2]

how can you NOT get it?

[Baz1128]

Amazing

[Herimia]

I like buzzkillington's jokes..

[squeezeslemons]

I get the joke, am I cool now?

[TheIcyyy]

@squeezeslemons Yeah, you get to revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.

[Jojoateyt]

Now that I got you...

[TheIncredibleD1701]

...seriously no-one gets the joke?  Or are y'all just trolling?

[minecraftlulzar]

@TheIncredibleD1701 I dont get it

[Detth2you]

what's the joke?

[bullshitproof]

HOLY SHIT NOW I GET IT!!! this is a fucking awesome joke.

[inetusgaming]

If people still don't get it, Port is alcohol

[blaketheawesomedude]

@inetusgaming you just made it gay and stupid.

[bosnagurl1234]

Am I the only one that thinks this character is hilarious? xD

[FluffMaster101]

We all have one of these guys in our group, Sadly, both of them have to be name Buzz or Ted.

[TheKoermata]

Thumbs up if you'd get drunk with this dude.

[SkOpEd13]

@TheKoermata I would not get drunk with this guy

[TheKoermata]

Thumbs up if you'd get drunk with this dude.

[SirAlienated]

There's something about this clip that makes it my favourite.

[martoboyo]

I usually laugh at jokes, but I gotta follow Stewie at this one...

[20crossover]

listen to buzz killington > women sports

[TurdFurgusonABF]

Ahhh

[TheEcoolarg]

0:24 do canadians have paginus?o.o

[xfireball929x]

I dont get it...

[smik4978]

@xfireball929x

In case it's the joke you're not getting, "port side" refers to the left side of the boat, while "Port" is a term for a extra strong Portuguese wine.

[franciscocc9]

@smik4978 Port isn't a term for extra strong Portuguese wine, it's a city in Portugal and the wine is from there

[smik4978]

@franciscocc9

No, Port wine, or Vinho do Porto as it is called in Portuguese, is the correct term for extra strong (or "fortified") wine from the Douro valley region in Portugal.

[berretaboy357]

I understood everything he said, including the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company. What's wrong with me?

[thedoors919]

@berretaboy357 you maybe british

[rebelyell1983x]

I actually looked up : D'Oyly Carte Opera Company on Wikipedia.... *sigh*

[smik4978]

I actually thought that "port side" joke was funny. However, I don't think I would want to revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.

[zigzag11875]

*takes out gun*

I can't take it anymore!

*Shoots Buzz Killington*

Outstanding

[asch243]

whahaha this joke cracks me up xD

[iBoyzification]

i dont get it

[asch243]

@iBoyzification

Port is a wine its a little bit stronger thats why he was on the 'port' side no that ive explained it is not funny anymore

[Spyronumber1fan]

It's even funnier when you're like one of ten people that gets this joke.

[PhilWithCoffee]

@Spyronumber1fan It's even funnier than that if you're the 1 in 100 people that understands the segue.

[jmrwacko]

@Spyronumber1fan Actually, it's less funny if you get it. That's the point.

[Slaterking2010]

@Spyronumber1fan i do get it. Port side is the side you get off the ship and all sailors are heavy drinkers.

therefore every time the ship docks, he got off and got drunk.

[DepakoteMeister]

@Slaterking2010 Admit it, you're from the US aren't you?

[Slaterking2010]

@DepakoteMeister UK

[brightlights456X]

@Spyronumber1fan

Yes, Port is a type of drink.

[otownsrealist]

@Spyronumber1fan omg....its like 10 times funnier now that I get it. lol, the writer for FG are genius

[rbcrazyriderrb]

@Spyronumber1fan can you please explain the joke

[sarskid]

@rbcrazyriderrb - The joke is dead if it needs to be explained.

[dathwampeer]

@sarskid Or just to be used in certain company.

I mean, if I was an engineer I could make the bangingist joke ever about all my engineering knowhows and shit. But I I told that to a baker, do you think I'd get a rise out of him.

I'll give you 10 points if you can spot the hidden pun.

[sarskid]

@dathwampeer - Hah. Yeast.

[dathwampeer]

@sarskid 10 points!

[MrCpin08]

@dathwampeer the pun is "get a rise out of him" a little double entendre. Where are my points?

[dathwampeer]

@MrCpin08 I lied, not points for anyone. Muhuhahaha.

Now that I've got you, lets have a chat.

[benerban]

@Spyronumber1fan I bet you think you're cool

[cbasskilla001]

ahaha thumbs up if you have a buzz killington in your class

[Steez2Passout]

I'm a garage door displayed in a background, and i find this offensive.

[TSPOWELL89]

peter and stewie disliked

[edder525]

i wonder how many people get this joke?

[foof811]

@edder525 I did. Port is an alcohol.

[edder525]

@foof811 Oh, now hearing the joke again its pretty funny. lol

[deathmortis03]

hahah Im so sure everyone here has a buzz killington in their lives. lol

[Nameless101ification]

I actually think this dude is funny

[zcheeseolly]

He's not Welsh. Lmfao.

[EvvydaDuckie]

UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAUHHHH -_-

[JesterJay100]

ahhhh.....

[ChrissyoSpace]

@wolfblitzer57 One half of Gilbert and Sullivan. They wrote Pirates of Penzance, The Mikado, HMS Pinafore, and so on.

[thebasedchamp]

Buzz Killington for Prez!

[buzzkilllington]

hey meee name

[starnjuy]

im a hat and i find this very offensive

[AX3400]

@starnjuy i hate it when people do this, the think theyre funny and that theyre gonna get a lot of likes but its so stupid

[iSazzify]

I love the way that they make buzz killington english, but in reality..

1. no one here is like that xD

2. if he was in britain, he'd still be a buzz kill even here :P

[yomejustacandy]

@iSazzify He's a stereotypically rich, late 18th century Welshman.

[iSazzify]

@yomejustacandy He sounds English.. :L

[SephirothgeneX7]

i'm proud to be british : )

[2Goldfang]

I find his jokes quite humorous.

[larnellshow]

i wanna hear the story about the opera company

[mcauliffe17]

Stewies reaction gets me every time

[nardcalls]

HAZZAH



[Sundin456]

For all the years he's been on the one episode of Peter partying, I still can't figure out the joke he told.

[avalanchesuperstar]

@Sundin456 "Now here's an etching of a man on a bicycle, but it looks like he's having a little trouble with it. Do you know why, Peter?"

"*sighs* why?"

"Because he's a Scot"

It's basically a poke at the Brits mocking Scottish.

[trendgame]

if you were high enough he'd be a riot!!!

[tehmiff]

Im drunk right now and my brother is being a buzz killington and i decided to show him what is he being

[ShadowKNighT788]

Buzz Kilington is the original troll

[WEEZAVELE]

Wow he reminds me of my ex fiance...her names' chasity isaac. feel free 2 hit her up on facebook/twitter but she's such a buzz kill, u will feel like u waisted ur time wit her

[AdvancedGentleman]

I am reading the Renewal of the Carlsbad Decrees and it is eerily similar (in terms of boring-ness) to the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company. That is what brought me here, thanks for the upload.

[TravisTagart]

Can I just say that I would LOVE to hear a retelling of the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company? Go on, please.

[brightlights456X]

@TravisTagart

AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[jackfordtrousers]

THE MIRRORING THING IS BULLSHIT

[msh361]

is sooooooo not funny, is funny

[FuzzyBuzzyZ]

press 5 then 1 fast and hear "skill"

[MarkAKova]

@FuzzyBuzzyZ

So you waste your time pressing buttons to make a random word? SMH.

[loserlikeme11]

i don't get that joke

[LemonZeppelin]

@loserlikeme11 Port is a type of wine and the port side is the left side of a ship. It's not that funny, really.

[navykid97]

My dad is Stu Pidington.

[MetalHeadJimi93]

Buzz Killington rules!

[TheUndacovabrotha]

For some reason I would actually listen to the story haha

[gagaluvr01]

this is my sister.

[Daninooooo]

would've made a better spinoff than cleveland show...

[KingRaven101]

@Daninooooo Oh my god, YES!

The Buzz Killington show

That would be amazing

[IcarusDubstep]

Anyone else here because of Stewie's epic reaction? Uughhh!!!

[WattsFranklinCrip21]

Haha I did

[orton900]

Be honest. Who else laughed at the joke?!

[LopezAdr]

Ahhhhhhh....

[goaly95]

lol i kno someone exactly like this, ruining everything with his crappy jokes .. lol i always say "ur more of a buzz kill than buzz killington" but he just dont get the message :p

[ThePoisonedTaco]

NoO...

[NeilofSWC]

LOL the description is funnier than the video

[Angoose241]

best joke ever!!

[LampaLTDstudios]

he was stranded on the port side P O R T is a type of alchol

ask a rich british person for more info of being a twat

[Loekkiee]

i dont understand what he is saying.. so i dont get this video at all :p somebody??

[daverave2204]

@Loekkiee Quatered is another work for drunk, PORT side, is a side of a boat + also PORT is a alcoholic drink, its a clever joke, but not that funny :L

[ninoisintheskies]

the old lame joke is actually the funny joke

[goldcherries]

wow went over my head

[MrJonnty]

Now that i've got you... < love it.

[thorpeparkmaniac123]

I actully get that joke.

[chelseaboy4744]

haha, i get it lol

[XxUncleBadTouchxX]

love how stewie says no

[ZlorfikF17]

am I the only one who actually laughed at the port joke?

[WhatsAYak]

@ZlorfikF17 - No, you're not. :-)

[Flashmikko]

@ZlorfikF17 no, I think at least 160 others also did. Only two didn't.

[MoNsTeRLeTtE990]

@ZlorfikF17 i didnt get it. lol.

[TheHurff]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[SiiLeNtG3KOx]

tap 5 over and over again for buzz creeperton

[deezlesteezle]

most epic pun ever

[WolfTheAtheist]

and buzz strikes again

[tz0uhalem]

that guy cracks me upevery time he opens his mouthxD

thanks for uploading this clip can you upload the rest of them please? mirror them though so they wont get deleted