New Moon Rant

[TheUnknownAvenger]

Nice rant. It goes to show I feel about the acursed franchise.

[TechiSama]

Although I like the concept of Team Rachel, I'll always be Team KillerVan.

[whateverperson2006]

Bella has no logic whatsoever concerning her age compared to Edward's age in New Moon. She THINKS she is a year older than Edward, but Edward is like SIX TIMES older than Bella.

[simbafan92]

Bella's an emo XD

[zeldaofarel]

New Moon was a lot longer than Twilight and I couldn't get passed page 140. So I'm listening to your rants to learn what happened. If anything.

[theamvgirlx]

I wanna join team rachel!

TEAM RACHEL FTW!

[P1llMasterZ]

YOU KICK ASS =D!!

[IcezerChannel]

I had a Testicular Torsion a few months after watching the New Moon...now my right ball is lonly! Dx

[ElenaTheMonster]

...I Volrui town...? XD

[IdiotBastardLove09]

Your rants are hilarious.

Can I join Team Rachel?

[Toastwoodtones]

can i join team Rachel? ^^

[ElenaTheMonster]

Team Rachel FTW

[CloneSaiga]

GO TEAM RACHEL

[dewthedewproductions]

I personally hate twilight but I have had the unfortune to see the movies

So I must say

Team Alice!!!!!!!!!!

[bonto7]

1 way to anoy edwarsd. wan he talks say. SHUT UP OLD MAN!!!

[Otaku626]

I played a prank on the twilight book with people i knew... we put twilight between 2 books i don't remember what they said but theye were related to aids, on said sexually transmitted desises (suck at speling) and took a picture. a little immature, but hey, proud hater

[SuperSteve180]

I wanna join too!

[trampolinechics]

TEAM RACHEL! All the way! I love your videos!

[phantomturtle44]

I support Team Rachel!!

[SupernaturalBabe369]

LMFAO, Your so funny and so right i agree with you, lmfao! Those books sucks!

[TheBookwurm82]

you are so funny and you are so right at the same time. in my opinion i dont know which book in this series is the worst New Moon or Breaking Dawn.

and i am still pissed that vampires reveals themselves in sunlight argh!

[HauntingBlackness]

I agree with 1Dudelove.

Bellatrix would kick Bella's ass.

I would laugh when Bellatrix killed her.

Bellatrix forever!

[1998sara]

TEAM RACHEL FOR THE WIN!!!!

Screw Edfag or Jerkob

[1998sara]

TEAM RACHEL FOR THE WIN!!!!

Screw Edfag or Jerkob

[1998sara]

TEAM RACHEL FOR THE WIN!!!!

Screw Edfag or Jerkob

[A4L1000]

I had a conversation with my Twilight Fang friend *thank God she's not a hostile*

Friend: Also, the vampires have to be careful in the sunlight becauyse they'll sparkle.

Me: LIKE MORNING BBQ?! :D

Friend: No, they actually sparkle. They're skin is so hard and dead it's like diomonds, and sparkles in the sunlight.

Me: ...................

[silfuryn]

I love the angry face at 0:16

[masivefaddy]

Rumors are that the Twilight series is stolen from a dude writing a short story, so in my opinion the original guy could've done better.

[escapethefateluvr1]

I really want a shirt now that says Team Rachel on the front and Screw Edward and Jacob on the back.

[BriannaNLC]

TEAM RACHEL!

[hottaco11]

im on team rachel

[killersalvy]

hahahaha ur awsome "bella! Edward has 100 years ahead of u!" lol love that. Im a team rachel now lol

[kawaiialicia]

YAY Team Rachael!!!!

[1Dudelove]

I'd love to see Bella vs Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter (who's well skilled in magic and knows how to deal with vampires and so on)

Lets just say that Bella Swan would end up a decomposing corpse and Bellatrix Lestrange would be dancing about her singing "I killed Bella Swan! I killed Bella Swan! Oooh, are you going to get me, Edward, you sparkly pansy?"

[silfuryn]

@1Dudelove that really made my day... except you should replace Bella with Stephanie Meyer... no, just throw both of them in... If you read the description of Bella and look at Meyer you'll see that she was just describing herself in a skinnier version, so it would be like killing two identical people, both of whom are mentally retarded...

[1Dudelove]

@InsanityandChocolate...Oooh, frisky are we?

It may please all of you to know that I am also going to be an author, only I'm going to write a story with a PLOT!...it maytake 3 years, so give me time.

I'm also at Uni studying writing to help me improve my chances.

So, I'll leave you with a youtube search recommendation.

type in "Sparkly Vampires" and click on the pic with the vampire and werewolf prancing along, hand in hand, like fairys.

[InsanityandChocolate]

@1Dudelove I was kidding. I'm perfectly fine being a single hermit. But tell me when you get it published and I'll read it.

[1Dudelove]

@InsanityandChocolate..Sure thing!

[InsanityandChocolate]

@InsanityandChocolate I was kidding. But, tell when you get it published and I'll read it. :D

[InsanityandChocolate]

@InsanityandChocolate I accidentally deleted my other comment...:(

[theamvgirlx]

@1Dudelove I know and I bet he doesn't even get her, he even sparkles in his grave.

[zeldaofarel]

@1Dudelove Wanna write a fanfic? :-D

[pinkvain]

HAHAHA MY NAME IS RACHEL 2 LMAO

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

No surprise Avatar beat New Moon by a long shot. X-D

[shadowprotector99]

you scare me in a funny way

[Sonetodecirene]

Team Dracula FTW!

[Tyannalyn]

Since when are "Werewolfs" sexy? LOL

[DarkLilAngel12]

I'm back. Can I hug you? Not really, that'd be creepy. yes, i'm obsessed with loveless. but i'm the good fangirl type. If a edward loving dreck see someone make fun of him, they're like OMG?! TAKE THAT BACK YOU JERK! Me when seeing soubi, Ritsu or Kio being made fun of-HAHA! YOU'RE SO RIGHT! THEY'RE CRAZY PERVERTS! Also so what if he's older like Kratos Aurion or Bakura or something! 4030 and 5030! Kick 117 anyday. I'm not stalking you. you should respond. no one does. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dokubara]

XD lol i love u so much, i've been planning to make a rant about new moon for AGES XD

and I HATE THAT JASPER DOESNT, it would be SUCH a better story if she dies!! i mean COME ON.

and really we all know that it wasnt bella's blood that made him almost kill her. It was the fact that he knew how fucking retarded and annoying she was and decided to END THE WORLDS MISERY AND END HER LIFE. XD

[ThePumpkinSmashers]

im on team wat twilight? and if not that team then team was that a rhetorical question?

[HaloSage1]

The Magical Appearing Hat... much more epic than Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

I tried reading the book, but the main characters' constant whining and the way that the books were written made it where I couldn't continue.

[shia2113]

LOL. One of my favorite parts is @ 0:45"SCREW THAT! Team Rachel. Its just a book! GET. OVER. IT." lol. Sorry if I misspelled your name

[crankdatgamegirl]

lol i was laughing really hard

[dokubara]

lol that was one of my favorites too, cuz seriously all this stuff with the teams is SO RETARDED

[shia2113]

yeah.

[Tyannalyn]

LOL

[Thorns16]

i actually liked the books orginaly ,now its just annoying.

[Thorns16]

vampires do have fangs. hell yah! and what kind of wimpy faggoty ass vampire GLITTERS in the sun,speaks so damn soft has no fangs and an infted nipple XDDDDD

[bioshara]

love the hat!! HATE TWILIGHT!!!

[Jessebal3z]

lmao, you're hilarious

[metroid567]

I hope this movie gets nominated for "worst movie" at the Razzies.

[privategramcracker01]

@bamsgirl5 im not talking about running across water smart ass, im talking about going across running water no matter wat. plane, running ect. you stupid twitard :{D

[privategramcracker01]

if edward is a vampire how can he go to italy if he has to cross running water no mater what because last time i checked vampires cant cross running water. another stephane meyer flaw. and great vid can i be on team rachel if i spelled your name right. p.s I HATE STUPID RETARDED OVER OBSESSIVE TWITARDS.

[bamsgirl5]

@privategramcracker01 sorry but you are the stupid one.. stephanie meyer never said once in the book that edward ran on the water. The cullens are rich. So all he did was just fly to italy. duh

[shia2113]

he went on a plain. they said that in the book

[bluetoaster8822]

I do not understand why people are going nuts over these movies.

They're acting like it's real life.

They had a sneak preview on some morning show, and there were all these girls in the audience screaming their heads off, like they were being violated by their stepdads.

[skythehawk]

Just as awesome as the previous one! 5/5! ^^

[revejump97]

lolz random hat in a awsome rant!^ ^

[rubbahumpy]

can i be your friend

[fullmetaljon]

dwight schrute's female clone

[VictorianDarling]

I'm a HUGE Twilight fan, but I LOVE your rant! LOL! It's good! Hee hee!

[juliusyeung0330]

Jacob is just blood horny

[ArgoteMasterChief]

The books are lame, the movies are really bad.

Do you like vampires...Interview with the vampire is the one for you.

You like werewolfs...American wherewolf in london my friend.

This pice of shit, about a Metro sexual vampire and a Cherokee werewolf fighting for a (not that hot) chic , it just make me sick.

fuck.

[artismylife92]

Stephenie Meyer is a very bad author. Seriously. She doesn't think at all when she writes her stories. Excellent rant. Please, Twilight fans, read some REAL Vampire stuff, like The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead, Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith, Nightworld by L.J. Smith, etc. Stuff like that. You will enjoy that more than Twilight. Twilight sucks. It's proven. Search it on YouTube.

[CelticDreams]

I'm glad I'm not the only Twilight fan who loves your rant. (It means that there are more sane fans in the fandom). Love your interpretation; It's AMAZING! :D

[Nsphere]

Thank you! your awesome!

[yodaclone5884]

everyone shoulda died

[RealHipHopTunes]

for real my faggot friend was annoying me today about that damn movie!! i cant stand it!!!!!!!

[6392Sarah]

hmmm its Volterra, and it wasnt a lamborgini, it was a yellow porche...lol....i love the twilight series, but i like this rant...its funny =)

[UzumakiSonic619]

TEAM RACHEL!!

[angel271995]

okay, i actually like the twilihgt series...its kinda mushy, but i do like it....but your rant was AWESOME!! lol i luvved it too :)

Fave Part:

"Edward Your Not Dead! No But YOur Dead, So I HaveTo Be Dead. I'm Not Dead, Your Not Dead. Lets Not Be DEad Together!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

'Volturi Town' is actually Volterra, or Montepulciano trying (and failing, like everything in the Twilight Saga) to pass off as Volterra.

So, 'New Moon' is just as bad, if not worse, than 'Twilight'. Good to know.

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

gosh, nearly no progress in such a long movie, now i don't need to se it : ) you decreased it into a more suitable length

[graceisinthehouse]

lol the hat x3

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Brooklyn2400]

well if u didnt like the first book why did u read the second??????? also this is the most dumbest and confusing book in the series. i must admit even though i like twilight. its yalls opinion!!! and this is mines.

[MikaOnuram]

maybe she read the second with hope it could get better...

[DamnUReality1]

haha, i totally agree! here's how i wish the saga ended

1. creepy 108 yr old virgin finds his precious cure for vampirism and then it turns out he starts looking his age (108)

2. he gets caught making out w/ marysue-i mean bella and gets arrested for pedophilia

3. while in jail, he dies!!! hows that for an ending, meyer

TEAM RACHEL!

[peacewarriorangel]

Hahah so randome and funny when you said you rna out of tapes and the hat thing

[Hitomi12321]

Nice xD

Can I also join team Rachel?

I IT JUST A BOOK!! AND VAMPYRES HAVE FANGS!!!!

[Chaos13666]

:)

5/5!

[boots1622fan]

I'm going to watch all your rants because i don't have the patience or sanity to read past new moon =)

[RepoLadyWallace]

<3 u lol

[AwesomeAlchemst123]

You are hilarious.

Can I join Team Rachel?

[basketcase23]

Sure. :]

[InsanityandChocolate]

@basketcase23 me too?

[AlterJenova]

TEAM RACHEL!!

May I make a button?

[basketcase23]

Sure. :]

[norafilms]

"SHUT UP, OK? JUST SHUT-UP!"

Roflmao.

You're a genious.

[TheHouseNewsCrew]

everyone in the twilight series is either a mary-sue/bitch end of story

[NinjaPutz]

lol what the hell were you doing in the beginning? XD

[Shadowdancer21b]

"I'm Bella! Everyone who is attractive is in love with me!" "I treat everyone like crap, but everyone loves me anyway!"

[JustinKerrFansite]

ANTI-TWILIGHT

[ArvenaPeredhel]

Woww... I'm subscribing to this stuff. Love you for your cynicism!

[purplegirl00999]

i am a total twilight-y but this is effin hilarious

[LostInWonderland]

And Jacob's like DON'T GO!

xDD

[btidwell001]

Srew team jacob or edward team rachel!!!

[airtwilight]

Haha hilarious....

[GandalfAsswhore69]

I love how you always start off with, "oh, hello. I didn't see you come in." XD

[chisasuke]

TEAM ANTI-TWILIGHT!!

[airtwilight]

Sweet me too! I am so on that team!!!

[JustinKerrFansite]

im with u!

[dlea91]

Team Rachel! lol all the way!

[TheRerun95]

voltorie town= voltoria

[GOTHGAM08]

Dude you totally understand my view of the book. Bella and Edward are probally the most retarded ppl of the book. I love the series hate those characters. Whats worse is that they ruined the movies! UGH!

[InfernapesFlame]

I do not understand the teams thing...

Everyone knows, even me who hates the book, that Edward gets her.

Why root for a team that already lost...?

[tmpfan2]

To sell ugly t-shirts.

[SuperPugman]

Dude twilight phailz there should be a team gandalf

[Sasukequeen3]

LOL. I love ur rants. Love JACOB. HATE BELLA, HATE EDWARD.

[sunset261]

....And then eli comes along and tears all their heads off like with the pool bullies. THE END

[twilightchangedmylif]

another classic! your hilarious

[shadoweon]

my name is Rachel too XD

[FelineFantsy]

2:59 EPIC WIN, XD That had me in stitches. "INTO THE FOREST I GO!" Bella is a nervous reck.

[Deathcabluver]

lol. I totally agree. Bella's annoying...

[zazzful]

fuckin funny

[Lingerfly]

that is a stylish hat

[sasukeluver4593]

I wanna join Team Rachel :D

Bella should die >.>

Always the victim.

[BaraKumoi]

team rachel!!

[fiddleflower]

luv the hat!

[Sing4ever9]

Oh my god, you are so cool! ^^

[CGCGCG91]

That is one awesome hat

[se7endreams]

WHY did you read the book if you hate it? Is it a hobby of yours to read books you hate so you can give rants about them? what a waste of time...

[ilovescrubs122]

Isn't it a waste of time to write a comment if you didn't like the rant??

[andber2008]

LOL LOL LOL Awesome... very cool video, keep posting!

[FalcoRusticolus92]

I want a Team Rachel shirt now.

[pyroxis]

i says again ME loves YOU O_O *dies*

[mystiefan33]

have you seen the trailer for the movie???

OH MY GOD!!!!! the entire cast looks like the drank a ton of cold medicine during the shoot.... the dialouge??? is even worse than the first one and the werewolf effect at the end had me howling with laughter. TWILIGHT AND ALL ITS SEQUELS ARE CONCENTRATED SHIT LACED WITH PIG VOMIT. I HATE THIS SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suggahboiz]

EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP

you lok so gangsta

[Kenegos1]

Hhahahahah this is awesome!!! I swear I had to stop at least 3 times just so i could breathe...

Keep it coming pwease :)

[Geminilion100]

Stupid Bella: I want to hear his voice again so I'll jump off a cliff!!!

Smart Girl: I want to hear his voice again so I'll CALL HIM ON THE PHONE!!!

[heroman65]

shut up the series is awsome GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

[pyroxis]

FAG ALERT DEFCON GAY ALERT! ALERT!

[heroman65]

You hit on the head, watch out or ill screw in u in your sleep jerk-off

[pyroxis]

says the fag to strait guy

[AmaterasuFox]

XD nice

[Geminilion100]

I forgot youtube is OPINION FREE ZONE YOU JERK OFF!!!

[lemonluver99]

LOVE YOU!!!

[NikkiNak111]

Lol ur so funny! I hate Bella. Screw that Team Rachel lol. Luv the vid! It is sort of creepy that edward who is pretty much a hundred year old man in "real life" or whatever the crap, LOVES a 17 YEAR OLD GIRL that is just pervy

[ALileInsanity]

I know, my brother and I always joke about the pervy old man element

[Pokeball26]

um...wow, doesn's seem like that much..seems like only, what, TWO "main" events happened in the whole book!!?

...I dislike twilight...i'm watching as many rants as I can,so I can discover its flaws and avoid making my story into something this horrible..

so far, i've determined that, I've been a better writer..since 6th grade..

[arrowdon]

Yay! Me too! Haha, that was my thing too! Let's make sure to become MUCH better than Stephanie Meyer (tho it isn't that hard) :)

[pyroxis]

ditto yo

[camplazlo22]

"shut up, everyone just shut up!"

love it

[kibagirl1213]

TEAM CANDY :D

[DarkwingsDesending]

You are my savior! Oh my god....this is amazing. There seriously aren't enough people who Hate Twilight. :D You get an awesomeness sticker! Oh, about the casting thing....I read what everyone thought about Drew and Dakota...I'm most upset about Jamie Campbell Bower. He's a good actor, but this is just going to ruin him. He's going to get all these fan girls for the wrong reasons, Black mark of death this will be on his portfolio! What is happening to humanity!

[KIMORI1234]

If he never wanted to hurt her heres wacky idea U SHOULD OF NEVER OF TALKED TO HER FROM THE BEGINING IDIOT for a genius he's stupid.

BELLA IS A IDIOT ooohhh i hear edward's voice when im in danger heres an idea im going 2 jump off the highest cliff in la push not to meantion DURING A DAMN STORM

GOD IS IT ME OR ARE THEY GETTING DUMBER AND DUMBER (sp?)

great video

[ILubbYuh08]

i mean funny*

[ILubbYuh08]

once again .... im a fan but you're REALLY finally !

[Chaosdude341]

i laughed my ass off, awesome rant

[MzHunnicut]

btw...its The Vultri haha

Twilight Fan...

Not every Vampire has to be scary...

Funny Rant

*Team Vampire!!*

[mystiefan33]

TEAM RACHEL ALL THE WAY!!!

i have heard rumors of dakota fanning and drew barrymore getting involved in this master piece of shit series... god i hope not...i love drew and dakota is cool and this would be a black mark on their careers.

[andrewcoates92]

right as always milady

my seething wrath was once again satisfied

[nessacullen5]

i agree bellas an idiot & retard who overreacts and is really whiny and etc. ----but you ARE SO WRONG ABOUT FRIKKEN EDWARD. sorry, but its true hes really--watever anyways--now im thinking maybe bella was being her idiotic self and thinking every guy likes her and that edwards the hawtest and he would like a ugly girl like her, who really knows why besides 'blood' but whaadevvverr. --sorry bout that got carried away-anyways nice rant even tho im a twilight fan!

[Baileyndecks]

You are stupid. and should feel stupid.

[CreightonAsylum]

I appreciate the feedback, but next time you want to be all "hardcore" and what not with the internet, I recommend trying spell check and perhaps a grammar lesson.

[RyAn20RoSs]

xD!

I never thought about that when she started saying she didn't want to be older then him.

I just thought 'Jesus, she's a whiny bitch..'

[CreightonAsylum]

Thank you.

[zephyrvampire]

ah.... i'm team rachel

[CreightonAsylum]

HUZZAH!

[ZaNessaIZ4ever456]

lmao i love the twilight saga but lmao chu funni!

[ukaisukaok]

twilight is not a fucking saga.

[theanja96]

yup,it is,says so on google ^^

[frledrexel]

holy crap rachel! where did that hat come from?

[basketcase23]

Magic Nikolaus!! Magic!!

[misssax33]

I'm gonna jump off a cliff

fantastic

lol

[timtim8675]

TEAM RACHEL