Bad Things to Hear on an Aeroplane - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[yaying404]

it's hitlers birthday! <- don't say that on your anniversary lol

[TheFlash2846]

i would love to hear punch it chewie on a Aeroplane!

[TheGator2000]

Are we going to New York?

This plane is so bad that i think the right wing is going to New abd the other is going to York!

[MugishaTheGreat]

240p pft BBC you discus me!!!

[cfcslb1]

It's so obvious they put laughing audio after every joke the woman made xD

[dr21011]

my name is ibrahim

[tacticianSHG]

April 20th is Hitler's Birthday and is also national weed day (or atleast in America) and my birthday as well- I never really liked my birthday, bunch of skin and pot heads talking about how we should change the world

[shadowtights]

3:31

oh, bless you Russell, you adorable thing you.

[TehOrkyMan]

Ah, Frankie Boyle and his HIV jokes.

[Dilandau3000]

David has made jokes about the whistles on the life jackets on planes on more than one occasion (he did it on QI as well I think). This annoys me because life jackets on planes DO NOT HAVE WHISTLES. XD

[Fangtorn]

@Dilandau3000 Some do. I distinctly remember an air steward spitting on me while demonstrating how to use one.

[danielbrown1998]

hello this is your captain speaking. If you look to your right you will notice that the wing is on fire

[TheStandUpInTheHat]

"oh fuck, i've been holding the map upside down"

[Bessiee93]

"Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Just a word to say that there is absolutely no need to panic about the bomb that is stashed somewhere on the plane..."

[24videowatcher]

DIE BITCH!!!

[MikeoWar]

This one would suck: "This is your captain speaking. My wife just left me and I'm feeling extremely depressed... Have a good flight." *click*

[MrTrystan2704]

1:56 not actually, im welsh you see

[Muskddevil]

@MrTrystan2704 And I ... am a sane person. :P

[121314151617181943]

Bad Things to Hear on an Aeroplane

"Hello my name is ahmed and ill be your piolet today"

"sorry for the inconvince but we well be making an unsechuald stop at ground zero"

[SherryZProductions]

Bad Things to Hear on an Aeroplane

"This is your captain speaking, I'm off for a wank."

[Growhart]

I wanted someone to say "THIS PLANE HAS NO PHILANGE!!"

[Slacks2k]

@Growhart Wonder how many people would know where that is from.

[93scriv]

hahaha 1:23 the synchronised step down then back up again!!

[EPICmatee97]

Is anyone else just drifting from one 'scenes we'd like to see' video to another? :P

[ExUSSailor]

@EPICmatee97 I spend at least half an hour doing it everyday.

[eyeoforion62]

Worst People To Be Married To-

Dara O'Briain!

[jackster11997]

Fiona Allen isn't funny but she has a nice pair of tits.

[GGdahut]

Bad things to hear on a plane: (in the Jokers voice)

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, we are your flights entertaintment!"

[pravkdey]

cool! its like Whose Line is it Anyway in Britain!

[StreetRum1]

@pravkdey Whose line is it anyway was originally a British show you know

[frazerhainsworth08]

women just arnt funny, she should go back to the kitchen!

[AlbinoNineTailedFox]

Frankie's "don't make me choose between you and the wolf" had me in hysterics.

[ApocalypseMooninite]

@AlbinoNineTailedFox same that was just hilarious!! xD

[gameguy20100]

hows this for airplane "if any of you want to commit suicide dont use the windows it makes me look bad

[benjaythewhite]

This is virgin airlines and we are enroute to our destination : Glasgow.

[glitteraddict44]

DIE BITCH.

[ninjahunter101]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTIN BIEBER IS ON THE PLANE

[MissShaunaBrophy]

I love how Russell had to sit down!xD

[SpannerScrew]

Frankie likes his HIV jokes.

[TheSacredSiren]

Oh my... you don't want to be in the Red Bull Challenge... you want to be in the Red Bull Challenge but with playboys actually selling Red Bull!

[CRX1100]

it looks like Mr. Tiddles hates 70 people.

[LotsOfLove98X]

DIE BITCH!!!!!

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

Russell Howard. The only people that are less funny than him are the guest stars. Truly a blight on this show.

[pongo1111]

@chrisgonatakethepiss Have you seen his show? Hes much better on that.

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

@pongo1111 - He can be ok at times, but mostly he's just not very funny. Especially when you compare him with the others.

[pongo1111]

@chrisgonatakethepiss I guess I just really love how happy he is. Even when he is making fun of someone, he isnt really laughing at them, but instead is pointing out something they probably never though about themselves. But, to each his own.

[ska2ol]

parson win.

[1607maiden]

Could someone please explain to me what Russel is refering to at 1:46 (maybe in a PM so it's not ruined for everyone else)? Thanks in advance!

[Kyermemehtar]

@1607maiden Russel is referencing Star Wars, as though the plane was the Millennium Falcon being flown by Hans Solo and Chewbacca. He often creates scenarios with Chewy's moaning growls.

[aaron1230x]

Ha Ha Love Frankie Boyle

[872463051]

I can't believe that not one of them just walked out and stood there for a second for the worst people to be married to.

[nevmiles]

@872463051 Colin and Ryan would have if this was on Whose Line

[LaoGahn]

@872463051 XD I would have called Frankie to stand next to me for a second and just motioned towards him and gone "Him,"

[SirRobin126]

@872463051 Unfortunately, whilst it's from the same creator, this is not Whose Line.

[v2DaRkStOrm]

Punch it Chewy ... YerrrrrrrrrG

[Theenieful]

I love you, lets see what mr tiddles thinks of you...DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Inezjaya]

bad things to hear on an aeroplane: attention americaans

hi super man......oh crap

i need to go toilet my female co pilot has taken over

if you look to the left you will see my wife please use the complimentary sniper rifles provided

[Diedje007]

@Inezjaya dude what?

[punkmanjon]

@Inezjaya Bad things to do on youtube...attempt to be funny!

[LittleD123abc]

'When I said I was a positive person... I meant HIV' lmao

[KitsuneProject]

"*Phaaaarrrrrrrrrrp* Woops!"

[PantheraUncia13]

Frankie Boyle seems to be the guy who always goes first xD

[KitsuneProject]

'Worst person to be married to' Okay, Try this:

"I Always Was A Negative Person, I See Myself as Half Empty, Said Mr.Glass"

[KitsuneProject]

"When The Oxygen Masks Come Down, You Might Pull Down An Oxygen Tank, And If a cigarrette is lit the aeroplane blows up, we're all fucked"

[KitsuneProject]

"Flying Over New York For The First Time In More Than 10 Years... Where are the fucking Twin Towers?"

[KitsuneProject]

*Alexander Meerkat Voice*: "Your Wife Wants Another Baby. Simples"

[KitsuneProject]

"Achmid If You're A terrorist, how do you fancey a go with Lindsey Lohan?"

[KitsuneProject]

"No Smoking! The Plane Is Coated With Gasoline"

[KitsuneProject]

"Shit! Don't Look DOWN, WE'RE LANDING TOWARDS THE SEA!"

[locky828]

whos that woman at 1:00 i cant remember her name :@

[MrHeslopian]

@locky828 Fiona Allen.

[MegaShiningknight]

MISTER TIDDLES...........FUNNY AS FUCK

[KitsuneProject]

@MegaShiningknight If You Like this one comment :)

"We're Out Of Power, Captain!, WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"

[Carsey755]

Thanks guys for repeating what they said, just incase i'm deaf!!!

[dattebayoshuriken]

@Carsey755 who gives a flying fuck, if someone wants to quote something, Let em!

[Schensue]

@Carsey755

Youtube comments are the worst kind of subtitles...

[Zookei]

@Schensue i like them because i read them before the video gets to the jokes

[Lightstar805]

@Carsey755 well.....are you?

[TheOnlyGriff]

Oh you cant use that toilet....thats MY TOILET!!!!!!

xD

[lionking879]

i wud like it if i heard "punch it chewie"

[oneoneup]

sweat marks!!!

[snake445704]

David Mitchell should take Frankie Boyles place, yes, frankies alot better than david but david is alot better than chris fucking addison!

[ixorafy]

DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3treeroor]

70 people were killed by Ibarhim

[ninosmoshi101]

Isn't Danny obsessed with HIV and STD jokes?

[danwarren97]

@ninosmoshi101 Frankie. 

[ninosmoshi101]

@danwarren97 Soz, got that Wrong -_-

[hants23]

@ninosmoshi101 Frankie often tells jokes about HIV and Hugh often tells jokes about Chlamydia

[SherryZProductions]

@hants23 True, Frankie always HIV and Scotland. Hugh on Chlamydia and Car Insurance :D

[littleblueleprecorn]

shes terrible

[BatHunterofDevon]

I can't help but laugh when I hear 3:20 for some strange reason

[KitsuneProject]

@BatHunterofDevon i've got one:

"If You're In The Toilet, Please Stop Wanking"

[NewSuperAvenger]

Baaaa

[jonny2k100]

David Mitchell isn't exactly so slim himself. So how can he comment on fat people whether its a joke or not. Let me guess I'm gonna get loads of hate messages now.

[98yates]

i wish there was a number key to put you just before russel howards on about mr tiddles

[TheFregster]

Hmm my birthday happens to be shared with hitler... :P

[ellenmelon771]

@TheFregster Awww, never mind! xXx

[samtheman0604]

seriously guys.. i watched the video. no need to keep repeating lines from it

[codeyday]

@samtheman0604 If we didn't repeat the lines, what'd be written here?!?! Also, if you don't like them....Just....Don't read them...?

[samtheman0604]

@codeyday yeah, well its annoying. its just sad people thinking they're cool by repeating jokes

[jonomurphy3]

THIS IS FOR EVREWEN

[louistheonion23]

i do miss franky!

[jokily13]

he sleeps on the bed, OK? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf!



[ellenmelon771]

he sleeps on the bed, OK? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf!

Hahahahahah love Frankie Boyle!!! XD xXx

[LyricNyanCat]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

People who keep fucking complaining about people putting quotes from the video. THEY'RE FUNNY FOR FUCK SAKE.

[pepsino11]

Fs we aint all deaf we can hear , dont need to quote everything fs.

[jamieovcymmer]

so russels obbsessed with chewie and frankys obbsessed with hiv lol

[DiamShadowWraith]

Hahah I love Hugh's "Ch'yeaaah" face at the end XD

[ninwiimatt]

"brace yourself agnus its that time of year again!" XD

[Twls3r]

for the 'bad things to hear on an aeroplane', i would've said - "hey Mohammad, you all set then?"

[rheannadrewhoney]

hugh dennis bolotnian accent.... erm, CLASSIC!

[TheKeyboardSmasher]

MY toilet. 

[DrBadwolf18]

listen can u not fight coz i have to travel back through the pages to find the beginning

[CSINYFREAKnumba1]

@DrBadwolf18 - That's what I always think when I see a half-decent argument on youtube :P

[fokjullienaaiers]

@DrBadwolf18

yeah well fuck you

[DrBadwolf18]

@fokjullienaaiers sorry but i dont understand why you are annoyed

[T0AST21]

i love how russell has a breakdown at 3:34

[Plainperfectlilly]

DIE BITCH

[narutopivotguy]

fucking chewie jokes.

[popazz1]

Whoo-hooooo,Smug-twot Boyle is no more! Now,THAT'S the best part of MTW now.

[finalfantasychamp]

@popazz1 your crazy. frankie MADE mock the week

[popazz1]

@finalfantasychamp ,

I'm crazy,but I have a better grasp of grammar! It's called HAVING AN OPINION! Move on!

[xZetaOxidex]

@popazz1 It's quite hilarious that your opinion is ridiculed because, quite frankly, you must be one humourless shit.

[popazz1]

@xZetaOxidex ,

And YOU would be?! No-one of any importance,I imagine! Now,JOG ON,pal!

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@popazz1 I love the, way you, over-use your, commas....Are you elvis?

[popazz1]

@WeWillNotRockYou1 ,

Noideamate.Areyouthegrammarpol­ice?! ;-)

[heygal24]

"hello, this is your capying speaking" (in indian accent)

[OlirockCP]

Unlikely things to hear on Mock the Week would be good...

[scottlikesb00bs]

I've had hemorrhoids that are funnier than Andy Parsons

[MerlinaWhitlock]

in the event of the cabin decompressing, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and untangling them will annoy you, before you die :L

[filmmakerkenny]

my own: this your captian speaking were not in at the moment please leave a message at the beep

[JohnThomas2011]

Hello im your captian mohammed

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

hes my dad we do everything together!

[me4evaful]

my own: in the event of an emergency adopt the brace position and wait for me and the hot girl sitting in seat 34E to take the only two parachutes.

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@me4evaful "This is your Captain speaking, the man who has no name- Zapp Brannigan at your service" ^^

[15DevilBaby]

Does anyone know why russell left???

[ThePosinsnake]

@15DevilBaby he hasn't he's on a tour at the mo he should be back when the show comes back in the autum :)

[TheBazman111]

that wolf gag by frankie is just brilliant.

[youratube333]

70 people were married to you

[Huntaaayyy]

Mr Tiddles?

DIE BITCH!

[00die00991]

"in the event of a terrorist hijacking virgin airlines has supplies each seat with a 9mm pistol, ammunition and a print out of catchy phrases to say"

[mollyleahallman96]

'He sleeps in the bed with us okay? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf.'

hhahahahahaahhhaahahahaha!

[DANTHEMAN999100]

they cut out a joke made by frankie boyle in the airplane scene bout muslims can c y they cut it out

[wotters12345]

@DANTHEMAN999100 you cant say that then not tell us the joke ...............cum on

[DANTHEMAN999100]

@wotters12345 k Frankie Boyle: Today I will be your pilot, but first let me pray to muommad! Really offensive to muslims. I think they put it in the ep but it may of caused completess so they cut it

[wotters12345]

@DANTHEMAN999100 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh so offensive ...........i do hope everyone joins in natinal draw mohamid day today

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

it's a fact - women are not as funny as men

[LaurentzandLuke]

@GoldenbanjoDJ Yes it is a fact. Scientist only realised it was a fact when they started brocasting mock the week. lol =)

[mollyleahallman96]

@GoldenbanjoDJ I wouldn't say it was a fact - just evident in this video,

[JayEmAreProductions]

wow thanks for putting the joke from the video that i just watched in the comments, how did you know i was deaf AND blind?!?

[mewmewmuffter]

"Please, please Pavarotti. Let me go on top"

[joshsims22]

oh i love you lots lets see what mr tiddles thinks.... DIE BITCH

[EroticAfroBandit]

What the fuck is a hobby form?

[RORYgaff]

When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV

[Tehnoobix]

*writes a quote from the video to get thumbs up*

[MarkWake13]

DIIIEEE BITCH! :L :L :L

[crazycake10]

I love Hugh :')

[DrifterUnreal3]

wheres russell going at 2:33??? :L

[aerrow9821]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!! THE ENGINES ON FIIIIIIREEE!!!!

[NewSuperAvenger]

Baa

[ElsJones94]

The worst person to be married to: "Mehhhhhh" LOL

[GamerInari]

female comedians arent as funny on mtw... coincedence? yeah maybe...

[lukeyyyy08]

"Brace yourself angus its that time of year again" LOOOL

[bayi159357]

@lukeyyyy08 I don't get that one!

[killthefattys]

@lukeyyyy08 i dont get that one aswell haha

[daralzand]

Punch it chewie...graaaaaarg

[3styler1]

dont make me choose u or the wolf, shud b thumbs up sthus bin i just wtached it so dont need u 2 tell me what jokes whwer funny

[bayi159357]

Russell Howard is really obbsessed with Chewie isn't he?

[MixtapeWeekly]

@bayi159357 russell = chewbacca

hugh = shawoddywoddy

frankie@ HIV

[LukeKirke]

Wait... What does this button do?

[stacey2evaa]

"i love you lots. Oh lets see what Mr. tiddles thinks...DIE BITCH!!!!!" :) definitely the best one :)

[brunettevideos]

I am a woman and I can SAFELY say, Women are NOT funny -.-

[A16AdamWalker]

@brunettevideos I dunno Sue Perkins, Jessica Hynes (nae Stevenson), Gina Yashere and Jan Ravens all have their moments,

[brunettevideos]

@A16AdamWalker yeah i guess but men are sooo much better at comedy

[A16AdamWalker]

@brunettevideos I can't really disagree with that lol... cept when MPs try to be funny like on Have I Got News For You