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  • just die already u senile old fuck

    go to ur phony god and get the fuck away from us

  • "true story. and the devil said: it's a deal."

    LOL! why respect his faith? it deserves public humiliation.

  • "true story" yep... just like the bible.

  • Why blacks don't get together and make a pact to rule the planet instead of suffering so much .....Stupid man,just rubbish. He is the devil they made the pact with perhaps

  • LOOK UP HAARP!!!! HAITI IS PAYING FOR DEFEATING THEIR FORMER SLAVEMASTERS.THEY HEPLED CONTRIBUTE TO THE SO-CALLED END OF SLAVERY

  • I bet he knockd tht sweet piece of ass off ... Hes a devil in desguise or however u spell it

  • It's disgusting how the beautiful lady next to him can agree with all the stuff coming out of his mouth!

  • @kittykat979 Pretending to agree with crazy people tends to make them go away faster :P

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  • I bet John Brown would have a thing or two to say about Pat Robertson

  • This sounds ridiculous but it honestly is disturbingly similar to the reactions affluent, white Americans and Europeans during the time of the Haitian Revolution. Those of you disliking this and mocking Robertson would be mocking the same James Madison who said something to the effect of "negros should never be allowed to rule themselves" in response to Toussaint L'Ouverture's revolution.

  • True story bro.

  • "True story" I laughed.

  • when he says that haiti made a pact with the devil...is he talking about the whole population or one seriously derranged religous freak?...where was this "pact" made?..what did the devil look like?..was there anything signed? why didn't "god" intervene?...why is robertson still alive and hitchens is dead?....because things happen...the main thing is to get haiti back to a liveable state a waken up to the power of nature....and fuck pat robertson and his dribbleing deluded words.

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  • Read Ayn Rand.

  • If so much grief and suffering is Rob's blessing, then I would hate to see what his curse would be...

  • haha I knew a guy that went to Regent and he said that pat robertson wpuld get mad when other people would ride the elevator with him

  • WHY DO THEY LET IDIOTS LIKE THIS ON TV!?!?!?

  • sigh

  • hes not a god

  • prophets dont make mistaked

  • @santhok12345 dumb every prophet in the bible did sum wrong n feared they would dddie n were tested they just did gods work..

  • in his eyes he is a god. even prophets make mistakes

  • A moron of biblical proportions....

  • no the reason they are poor is because after the revolution they burned all the crops that they grew for the french and the land was infertile because they burned everything and allowed nothing to grow and also it was former slaves running the country with no political knowledge and the domincan republic is not flourishing they are also very poor maybe not like haiti but they are extremely poor thats why most domincans emigrate to PR and the US Pat Robertson you are a failure to history/religion

  • Dude, This Guy Is such an idoit. its Funny to just look at em'

  • free humanity from organized religion.

  • Lots of so-called Christians are the devil in disguise.

  • French are evil "True Story... bro"

  • @jacob6733 did you know that the french sold Nuclear weapons to Pakistan...which in turn sold it to North Korea....also they tried to sell nukes to Iraq but Israel blew it up before it was operational...also they gave nukes to israel , India, & south africa

  • Ask Clinton about Haiti. I'm sure his response would be just as ridiculous.

  • how is this guy still alive? i would think somebody would have killed him by now

  • anal

  • Pat Robinson is human garbage. Piss on you, Pat!

  • True story, folks! omg...what an infinitesimal prick!

  • He's such a dumbass. Pat robertson judges everyone else when back in the 1980's he made an end of the world prediction when the bible clearly states NO ONE but god will no when the world will end. He is so caught up in himself and all of his bullshit he thinks that he is on the same level as his god

  • this man is an ass! hes had his hands in so many sneaky money deals....thinking god doesn't want him.....

  • the true story = so convincing.... hmm...

  • "Napoleon the third or whatever" lol

    true story bro

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  • This guy is the reason why I'm an Atheist.

  • @SuperNoahZark bro if i told u a secret you would flip. hit me back

  • @yoboyjean Umm what?

  • @yoboyjean

    *facepunch*

    :)

  • @SuperNoahZark Really? I am an atheist because there is no god...

  • @BoomBoomshack That too!

  • As an atheist, if there is a hell, i honestly hope this guy burns in it.

  • Look how she nods her head in agreement. It's like she's under some kind of NLP spell.

  • "they made a deal with the devil. True story" ... I ROFLed. "True" = a fact. "Story" = something NOT established as a fact.... amazing how much bull that old geezer can spew out.

  • This guy is a worthless piece of shit. Haiti, just like most places in the world have both their good and bad neighborhoods. The media tends to portray one image of Haiti. I've been there and it's actually a beautiful place. They have indoor plumbing, furniture, cars, malls, hotels and concrete houses. I hate it when people talk bullshit about Haiti being some poor ass country.

  • I bet all the people who liked and disliked this video meant the same thing.

  • don't take historic lessons from people stating things like "napoleon the third or whatever..." claiming an island is poor due to a pact with the devil and ending with "true story" big chance is that he's making up most of the "facts".

  • The Bible says;

    ..there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their depraved conduct and WILL BRING THE WAY OF TRUTH INTO DISREPUTE. In their greed these teachers will EXPLOIT YOU with stories THEY HAVE MADE UP. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping. 2 Peter 2;1-3.. well, here they are

  • I can't wait to find out this old, wrinkly, hateful cunt, has died.

  • Okay, so even the "pact with the devil" crap was a lie too. He never said "God sent the earthquake because Haiti swore a pact", he just said "Haiti swore a pact", and they need to turn to God - so even that's a big stretch.

    All I can say is I respect Pat more than these fanatical atheists and progressives who smear any Christian they can based on out of context statements, those guys are the scary ones.

  • @Elvishairdude89 that's not what he said, but that is what he meant. Otherwise why would he even mention it. Its people like this guy that makes people target Christianity with derision. And he deserves no respect from anyone.

  • "It's a true story" of course, pat ^__^

  • @Fivaprold Seriously. That joke of a history lesson is the worst. "True story". Suuuureee it is, sure.

  • lol you've got to love how people vote down an associated press video without even watching it just because it has 'Pat Robertson' in the title. This video is informative.

  • Lol. Fucking retard.

  • what a wonderful human being<3 he does more for humanity than anyone i can think of :D

  • "Napoleon the third, or whatever" ... yeah he's real credible

  • The only stories that should be ended with a "TRUE STORY" is BARNEY's stories. Not your own make up pile of shit. You dumb fuck!

  • Made a pact with the devil to defeat the French? What happened then? The fairies of Dingly Dell rode the golden Buggblatter beast through the caverns of Thuul until....fuck. What a huge pile of horseshit.

  • Devil, can you hear me? I'll give you my soul, if you kill Pat.

  • Want to know more about religion? Watch CARLIN ON RELIGION video

  • Mark 13:8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.

    It should also be noted that the quoted prayer was "to the real God and not the god of the French". Since when does Pat ever speak of the French without reviling them as blasphemers? Oh, that's right, if they sanctify Slavery in the name of God.

  • Sunday morning there was an earthquake with the epicenter in the heartland of America, the ones Palin calls "Real" America as though the rest of us aren't. She and Ron/Rand Paul and every member of the Bu'ush Regime and the ghost of Reagan and Brother Pat can line up and take turns helping themselves to aTexas size all you can eat buffet of Kiss My Liberal Ass.

    Maybe Pat will say that Kansas and Oklahoma are cursed because they worship his REAL Master, Mammon.

  • WOW! Really! Well i have learned something today!

    This guy a heartless scoundrel...

  • Haiti was once the great center of Liberation Theology in the Caribbean. That is until the president was overthrown in a Western coup and the party he organized was outlawed.

  • Pat Robertson! You are a stumbling Block of the devil!!!!! Shame on you!!!!!

  • They said We will serve you if you get us free from the french... TRUE STORY hahahahahah 

  • What a scumbag! When he meets his maker, I guess he'll be there with the racist Pat B.! They are both racist %$##@!!!! What ever happened to love thy neighbor? But, ohhhh, us Pagans & Buddhists are the downfall of our country. I'm so tired of these racist & send me your money "Christians". These men need to take a lesson from Thich Nhat Hahn. Compassion & Love is what it's about. Money means nothing, help your fellow man!

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  • SO WHAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA ? IT SEEMS THAT GOD DOES NOT LIKE AMERICANS AS THERE ARE ALWAYS HURRICANES, TORNADOES EARTHQUAKES ETC. PAT YOU STUPID MICK, THE REASON WHY THE HAITIANS ARE POOR IS LARGELY DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE FRENCH MADE THEM PAY FINANCIALLY FOR THE REVOLUTION YOU STUPID ARSEHOLE.

  • Good thing he made it clear it´s a "true story", i almost thougth it was a made up one there for a while.

  • FUCK PAT ASSHOLE

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  • FUCK YOU PAT! FUCK YOU! HOW ARE YOU IN MASS MEDIA!? FUCK YOU> DEVIL MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

  • PAT, PATHETIC AASHOLE, GO AND KILL YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT WORTH THE AIR YOU BREATH TO STAY ALIVE. YOU ARE MORE THAN RETARDED.

  • OMG Pat Robertson is on TV, and my grandma is praying with him! This is scary in a sectarian kind of way. What do I do?

  • Robertson is a fraud, a phony, who has no kwowledge except to get money from unfortunate believers in nonsense. His scheme is criminal and immoral. He makes things up as he talks. Makes one sick to listen.

  • i want to slit this motherfuckers throat and watch his suffer. kill yourself pat, you excuse for a human

  • Faggot ass old man I would like to see this dude curb stomped and spit on

  • cool story bra

  • Pat Robertson is the biggest fucking deuce bag piece of shit that has ever lived

  • If anyone deserves to rot in Hell it is people like this

  • @LCenterR

    Why? Because he's glad that there "might be a massive rebuilding of that country", lmao - did you even watch the video? I don't think Pat is a "saint" but this is one of the dumbest videos I've ever seen. All you guys did was read the title and leave your comments without even watching it!

  • @LCenterR hahahahah

  • I hope he dies in a fire !!!!!!!!

  • ...what in the blue hell is he talking about?

  • Robertson has no understanding at all.!

  • i love it when he said true story. hahaha!! i once saw a pink bunny telling me the rapture will come and all the satanists in the world will fly away with white wings to the heavenly father whilst the christians die of hunger. true story.

  • And as for that stupid bitch agreeing with him...

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MISERABLE SHEEP SHIT?

  • @realcodeman11 Because he would probably fire her whore behind. I mean what in the blazes? When he was growing up two eons ago women-folk got pregnant and washed dishes, and if the kitchen wasn't shining as bright as the Light of God they met their righteous husbands' five best friends. Then the wenches adopted their liberal attitudes and turned from the Bible's teachings. Now some harlot has been put beside him and by Christ, she had better nod!!!!

  • Pat Robertson, and the people who raised him, cannot be human... They're all just sewer scum that learned how to walk and talk, and I won't accept any other explanation of his existence.

  • Warren Buffet pledged 99% of his wealth to charity. Good without god.

    Bill Gates donated over $26 billion dollars to charity. Good without god.

    Pat Robertson, the wealthiest evangelical christian in the world, has donated almost nothing during his entire career and utilizes slave labor in a diamond mine in Africa.

  • @triggerhappyrentacop Send Pat money, he needs a new suit.

  • @triggerhappyrentacop I surf reddit too.

  • @triggerhappyrentacop

    lol, no they're not good without god - they're "evil capitalist 1%ers", lmao

    BTW, Bill Gates uses foreign slave labor to produce Microsoft hardware. I think Pat's a little nutty, but I think you guys are way nuttier and more dangerous than Pat is.

  • @Elvishairdude89 Yea its obvious religious brainwashing has its effects. Gongratulations! And where is this foreign slave labor used to produce Microsoft hardware? You have any evidence or Is it it your boyraping reverend who has told you otherwise? I can prove my statement in regards to Pat.

    Its scary that you can look at a guy like this, see him a hero, and actually believe what he tells you about whoever else he wants you to hate without any evidence what so ever but his word. Stupidity...

  • @Elvishairdude89 You're a moron. I hope you're sterile.

  • @triggerhappyrentacop Dont fault him fro what he does with his money, or how he gets it. Instead fault him for his lack of empathy, and lack of clairvoyance in recognizing he is still only a man, and not a god or prophet. Objectivism is a good thing to study if anyones interested.

  • @cracktroop75 The problem is exactly how he gets his money, by acting a false prophet and fooling people to pay him for "services" rendered that are backed up by lies. Moreover, he uses his money to market himself to fool even more simple minds and trick them into submissions, as well as to gain a wealth of power, property and influence. When his 'work' affects the lives of so many more people than merely himself in this way, especially considering his twisted opinions, he is dangerous.

  • @triggerhappyrentacop Seems legit.

  • An earthquake disguised as a blessing.

  • This man is a lame excuse for a human being. I don't even think he has a heart, he just has a black organ that pumps black sludge though his veins.

  • Thats it, keep giving this useless waste of space money, you dumb fuck christians. I can ALREADY TELL YOU what this dildo will say when a tornado wipes out your community, or if your relative dies from a terminal disease, or if your house burns down

    "Those people didn't pray enough" or "This is America's punishment for gays and lesbians"

    Seriously, take your pick of dumbass statements. Take your pick.

  • This utter disgrace of a human being is no worse than the late Jerry Falwell. His mission is nothing but to spread hate and superstitions. The only thing that will be a blessing in diguise is the day he dies!

  • Pat, just die already.

  • i have lost faith in humankind.

  • the chick has got to be saying to herself..please don't go there please...I've gotta work here!

  • after watching this i think america is full of retards and dumb people. but then i see borowitz and bill maher and i'm confused.

  • It is a solid point on Hispaniola though. Everyone has some opinion what makes the difference , Robertson has his devil idea, but there is some reason or combination of reasons.

  • @vioscios The reason is that the Dominican Republic side was not a French colony, but the Haiti side was. Therefore the people of the Dominican Republic were able to harvest the land at a reasonable pace, but the French over-harvested at an astronomical rate on the Haiti side, leaving the land little time to recover, They harvested past the point of no return for agricultural land, and so the land in Haiti can't return to its original state. That's why there's a difference in land.

  • @mustafa1990 I certainly expected the usual answers but that answer is a first. So your claim is soil erosion? from the time of the French rule? the 1800s?

    All produce is usually harvested so there's no such thing as over-harvesting. Soil management and the current deforestation is an issue in Haiti, but I think we can agree it's a current one and can happen to land anywhere regardless of what ethnicity lived there in 1850.

  • lmfao, this guys sucha piece of feces, and yes, feces, as in plural

  • And Jesus face palmed.

  • dat old bitch needs 2 go fuck himself shittttttt nd if sumthin like dat happens 2 u i wanna hear u say sum shit u dont noe nun bout haiti's history so stfu u old ass bitch someone needs 2 teach u a fuckin lesson go chocke on a dick nd die old bitchh

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  • This man is batshit crazy.

    *SUGGESTION*

    If you want to avoid being put into a mental hospital, just claim your pshycosis is based on your religious beleif.

  • @ Mrbushlied @blackmagicmarkr @captainawesomeoh13 just made my nite hahaha omg i cant stop laffing. i just had to teach a bunch of fundies on the other channel that they need to love people and stop hating everything diff from themselves, me a non-christian had 2 teach christians - whose god says LOVE all ppl no matter what - to stop hating everything that breathes. irony is gr8 XD

  • Pat Robertson, would that you were killed in an eaRthquake you geriatric, malignant cunt. God must be dead if you're alive! My pray, "Lord Jesus thank you for answering my previous prayer and roasting Texas in drought until the Texans renounce the holy rollers. Now please smite Pat Robertson with Alzheimer's. BTW I think you've done that already. Thanks in advance. Amen!"

  • Anybody else think that Pat looks like the Brain from Pinky and the Brain? It's all a ploy to try to take over the world!

  • True story. Marion Robertson (Pattie is what they used to called him) used to come down to bourbon street back in the early 50's to have this old whore named Ginger stick all manner of weird shit up his ass. Candles, fruit, toys, tools...you name it. I'm seriously surprised this old fag can even sit on that gaped out shithole of his. Hell, he used to come stumbling out of there like he just had a colonoscopy with a minuteman missile. Paid good money for it too, paid off my Chevy. God bless him.

  • @PureOfRS Who? Sam Harris? Yes I know exactly who he is, and that has nothing to do with what you just said. You said "agnostic atheism" is a form of "religion". Religion and atheism is completely exclusive from religion, and so is agnositcism by the way. If you are not convinced by the claims of religion then you're atheist. Now, what does that has to do with religion except that it is rejecting religion?

  • @JackeShanTwo "Religion and atheism is completely exclusive from religion".

    Obviously fucked that sentence up if you didn't notice :)

  • @PureOfRS Except that none of the two terms you mentioned are religion...

  • Patsy, I object to your prejudice. I've been pretty critical of you, very harsh, trying to jolt you into waking up and taking another look at the objects of your prejudice so you will stop adding insult to injury.

    In doing so, I have come face to face with my own prejudices. I'm trying to work through them.

    "Judge not, lest ye be judged," Jesus said. Jesus is very wise. Why don't you and I listen to Him more carefully?

  • Jeez ... voodoo? pacts with the devil?

    That Patsy is just full of nightmares. I wonder how he can sleep at night with all the damage he does in the daytime?

  • so...cuba is blessed? is ok for me

  • I love that, "true story" qualifier. Even that bullshit was a stretch for him to swallow. Class act Pat.

  • I think Patsy Robber's Son has God confused with his own penis.

  • I'm not following Patsy's reasoning. So Patsy's saying that since in the Bible, Sodom was destroyed (which he blames on God), that all people in a nation where sodomy occurs are going to be destroyed? So he thinks that since sodomy sounds like Sodom, America's going to be destroyed?

    That's like saying we're not allowed to put a stick of butter on the table because the word "butter" comes from the word "butt."

    Or that Patsy is really the Robber's Son since his name sounds so much like it.

  • The woman next to Pat is such an airhead, just nodding to whatever he's saying.

  • It seems like a lot of fundies are rooting for the end of the world like it's some kind of football game and they're cheering for their team.

    Am I really hearing what I'm hearing, or am I just being prejudiced?

  • May God Bless and Guide, Always and Forever, Amen. 

  • You know it is said that these Churches on television ask for just money, let me say I have heard this man Bless even the local Churches in asking & in receiving of Giving, that is pure honesty. I wuld ask that many Bless this man & his work if possible. However, I never forget the honesty I have heard. Myself also reprimanded in times of some learning. It is not taken harshly it is received in the love that is in that reprimand. If anyone is understanding, i never met him bt this man is. MGBAnF

  • The Respect and the Love shall pure out to our elders, that without their wisdom there are many who would otherwise not have the wisdom or the ability to love even the least of any, much less any at all. The love that comes through the guidance is much like that of a child who does not like rebuke when do wrong but is to save them from any wrong. and from further harm. If u are at a campfire and tell one to stay back is it not so that you are not harmed? sure, dont like it, but that is true love

  • much to so many regions. Operation Blessing. It provides help to places that otherwise would have had no help at all. Answered prayers of so many and still spend countless and endless hours in Prayer in the spirit. You may not always like what this man has to say, but I attest to his spirit is one of the most beautiful of many man any will ever find. If you do not have the way to then listening to him do not let condemnation over take your sprit, but rather accept reprimands for it is to Love.

  • This man may hold many words, that some do not want to hear and some he Blesses Greatly, but the work that is done by this very work of this program, I dont know how many realize just how much this man does to Blesss so very man. It is true inside of the Bible let not your left hand know what your right hand is doing. By Faith, Pat Robertson and his works are truly precious and let all acknowlege money takes money. everythign is expensive. they too are only one, and do work so hard to provide so

  • Although some things happen that are bad in the world, God knows how to turn it upside down. I know a kid who was born from a single mother. But honestly he's been a real blessing and not a financial curse to that woman. He's also super smart (for a toddler).

  • as stated by the brillient men at The Athiest Experience, these people were under the rule of christians that justified slavery using the bible. Who the fuck else are they gonna turn to? they cant turn to the "all loving God" keeping them in hellish torment. maybe they thort since the loving one gives them shit, maybe the evil one will give them blessings... and ps, the devil doesnt exist so, yeah. if the devil actaully interfeared here, the place would look more like Dubai..

  • Pat Robertson is one of the most misunderstood men out there these days. Today I watched 700 club and there was no doubt to me Pat is a genuine man of God who one the whole talks good Bible truth. I don't think he was saying Haiti deserved the quake, he was just citing their pact with the devil as a possible cause for their last 200 yrs of poverty and suffering. Why does everyone give Pat so much stick when lying Atheists like Richard Dawkins are mostly praised? Thanks Pat for your great show!

  • People in the states fall for this shit?

  • "TRUE STORY" LOLOLOL

  • HAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • bitch needs to speak up instead or nodding her head in approval

  • blah ... stinky.

  • Patsy,

    Who do you think you are, Mr. Bossy? The thought police?

    You silly fella. You can't control the world, no matter how hard you try.

    From the stinky sound of your farting words, you can't even control your own mouth.

  • Wow i hate this guy's voice he sounds like that gay old man from Family Guy

  • Hmmmmm . . . .maybe with the earthquake in Virginia, and the hurricane Irene getting ready to rip up the east coast . . . Pat, do you suppose God is trying to tell you something? buttwipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pat Robertson . . . YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

  • WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?! Something is wrong with him...

  • After the earthquake that hit you today Pat. I'm thinking maybe your right. you are cursed and hated by G-D for your evil ways Pat. maybe YOU should come to G-D now! Maybe the "700 club" will finally see what a false preacher you are.

  • haiti - Independence declared 1 January 1804 -  Independence recognized from France 17 April 1825

    Napoleon III

    Term 20 December 1848– 2 December 1852

  • How do Christians think this way? Forgive us, please...

    whatthehellbook . com

  • Fundamentalist Christians,

    Is there anyone among you who would like to have an intelligent, peaceful conversation with me about how we can find common ground?

    America needs to make peace between church, state, and God.

    My religion is Christian (ancient Universalism)/Buddhist/Hindu/S­ufi.

  • "true story" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahhahahahaha­ha what is this a joke

  • why are american from the deep south such complete morons. it amases me how fucking stupid some americans are, just fucking amazing.

  • How about you donate your hundreds of millions and solve the problems in Haiti you hypocritical little bitch.