Mitchell and Webb situation - Farming - FULL VIDEO

[alexash11]

this video is *press 6

[AdzG969]

corn doesn't mean weed you cretin, it means corn.

[VoMadManoV]

lol whats with the f word in this vid all the time

[Smapss]

@VoMadManoV

Omg the f word..

[trickydisco1000]

What a piss take out of NON farmers!!!

[Billkwando]

I love these sketches so much!

[BabakoSen]

You know mutton chops, a bit woolly. IT'S WOOL! *taps side of nose*

[Drakodan]

"FFFFFFFFUCKIN 'EELLLLLL!!!"

[disabledcat]

"Look at all this milk, I'm gonna make a Fuckin fortune"

[Cleo4696]

"who's a jammy bastard!"

[BlameTruth99]

yeah right its funny cuz they make it look easy to be a farmer,,,my dad is a farmer he works his nob of :L

[noregrets92]

Selling corn? I'm no entrepreneur, but that sounds like chicken feed! :P

[bjornkhlindstrom]

@noregrets92 except corn doesn't mean what you think in Britain.

[noregrets92]

@bjornkhlindstrom

Is it slang for something then?

[bjornkhlindstrom]

@noregrets92 no, it's just that corn is a generic term for several types of cereals. In England I think it's usually rye.

[noregrets92]

@bjornkhlindstrom

i had a look around and apparently it can be slang for weed...

[bjornkhlindstrom]

@noregrets92 well, what can't be slang for drugs … Anyway, in this case the whole joke is that it's regular cereals, obviously.

[IFknHateUTube]

why doesnt he have a doorknob

[BLACKLIMA]

ITS WOOL!

[s1a2c3ha]

this is brilliant and ironic because we actually get sweet FA

[arronbirks]

So good

[TheWill096]

Don't kill 'em fuckin' eggs come out there arses! fuckin' ell!

[Farmlad1]

Lol who's a Jammy bastard;)

[LSDlucid]

Gay

[shrunkensimon]

fuckin' ell! :D

[CameronCSWorsley]

Two people are vegans

[XOptimusJiveX]

Two Americans disliked this video.

[dangreen17]

@XOptimusJiveX lol

[amigagames]

absolute fucking quality

[TheFinalHighlander]

Anyone who doesn't get this is stupid, plain and simple.

[piggyhoyahoya]

''It's wool!'' who would have known?

[DellaDomenica]

David Mitchell never fails to make me laugh

[mcqueeney]

lol!!!!

[BHbobafett]

Damn it the secrate's of the counrtyside are out!

[RabidMnky]

You cannot lose!

[billabongBUTTS]

how he taps his nose cracks me up.

[billabongBUTTS]

that  vid is so funny

[grazzer88]

To bad farmers don't get shit for their produce.

[jesusgluez]

you know sheep? a bit woolly?? ITS WOOL!

[rctwik]

LOLOLOL

[SupaDoopaCoopa]

Quality! hope he doesnt find out his misses produces milk!

[nomorejournos]

You had me wrong, I was just proclaiming my love of Ireland regardless of the video or of where the video or his accent is shot or is from.

yah, that should cover all my bases on this one.

[zamtacz]

yesss i'm gonna be rich!!

[nomorejournos]

Love Ireland

[stevenbisace]

tis cornwall

[magrev69]

its cornwall you muppet

[kalgema]

How the hell did I miss that!!!?  I am leaving my job from tomorrow to become a farmer... I am gonna make a f***ing fortune!

[DeadReckoning93]

they actually made of chicken! kill em and sell em! OR! leave em.... FUCKING EGGS COME OUTA THERE ARSES! i can make fucking fortune! xD

[OracleGhandi]

You're all thick. The whole point of this is that it's irony because farmers don't get it easy! That's what makes it funny.

[thecatsat1]

what makes it funny is the swearing: "fuking eggs come out of the arses!"

LOL!!!

[billabongBUTTS]

@thecatsat1

dead right mate that is what makes it funny,

[byrnegreen]

"Look at all this milk. I'm going to make a fu@%*ng fortune."

Tell that to all the dairies going out of business in the states. It's a shame we don't make farmers rich. They're the foundation of "the economy".

[IvanGroznyIV]

Yeah, dude. That is the joke.

That. Is. The. Joke.

[dangreen17]

well said

[fredthebomb123456789]

@OracleGhandi u fool u have over complicated this way to much it is just funny cause he thinks he is in a win win situation that no one had ever heard of ,.x

[wcraigr]

really its more to do with the fact that he thinks its a big secret that no one knows

[dfauria]

@wcraigr shut up Homo

[AlexOnFyre]

@OracleGhandi Actually, it is about how people complain about jobs and fall for get rich quick schemes when agriculture is always there amd can actually make money, even if you are just selling it straight to the EU to burn. The last little bit is a nod to the fact that the life of a farmer isn't actually quite that easy, but still better than having no job.

[butonemike]

@OracleGhandi I suppose this Abbott and Costello routine is actually pro unions, then! v=FY1xaoJPdek

[cdoftx]

@OracleGhandi In a place like England, where you have 3 health and safety regulators, environmental regulators, food safety regulators for every farmer, making a living can be quite challenging. Then again, we wouldn't want employees to not have proper training and certificates on using 3 foot step ladders and toxic chemicals like bleach.

[Dronnie456]

You see i dont find it fair that (matclarke) can say that farmers are miserable and moaning, the only point that they may be miserable and moaning is because of their hours, have you ever worked a farmers hours mat?!?!?! you wouldnt last a second! and its constant... oh and who helps the process of making your food and veg??? FARMERS!!!

[xenoxwolp]

It isn't even the hours that kill you (though in the summer they can be atrocious), it's the fact that you never ever get a proper vacation and that you never really know how much money you'll get for your work

[BLACKLIMA]

Who's a jammy bastard?!?!?!?!

Farmers apparently.

[matclarke]

its funny because in real life farmers are miserable moaning bastards

[HarperAUC]

Shut up you ignoramus.

[matclarke]

seriously im surrounded by them. ive even had one tell me that poor people are poor because they're lazy. never met a liberal farmer in my life.

[HarperAUC]

My father's a farmer and he's pretty liberal? To a certain extent that is true, certainly within farming anyway. The more money and work you put in to establishing, the more money you get out.

Not always true though I guess, sometimes people are just dealt bad cards.

[kwixoo]

It's his shifty eyes when talking about money that does it for me.

[themunster]

facking eggs come out o their arse's :D

[itsacloudylife]

i love 0:53 to 0:57!!!!

[AliDoolaly]

love this sketch

[tachikaze222]

I had to look it up but "jammy" is apparently UK slang for "lucky"

[AzzaDazzler]

it usually means cheap... like thrifty, or stingy

[billabongBUTTS]

@AzzaDazzler

means lucky  in yorkshire

[biffybizkit]

lol its funny how i take slang words for granted and we've got hundreds in the UK

[watfordbean]

like the phrase "You Jammy dodger"

[Ctina1994]

LOL OMG I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH xD

Hilarious!

[heofz]

WHO'S A JAMMY BASTARD

[xaviervelastin]

haha brilliant :D

[cactusjack20]

its quite simple - you have so sense of humour and your taking a comedy scene and critizising it like its a drama. I think you'll find of the best comedy scenes are kept simple...

[dangreen17]

mate, i know i uploaded the video so i am naturally biased - i accept that.... but you are 1 in 51,114 people that thinks that this is no good. i fail to see how this is "patronisingly" simple and i do fully understand the adjective and what you mean by it... i just think you have missed the point of the clip...

[exposed4]

lolocaust

[SumDude149]

LOL! EGGS COME OUT THEIR ARSES!

[drdst17]

This sketch is made of Win.

[laughinglizzard]

It's actually made of chicken.

[maxpowers515]

These guys are great!

Still, "a bit of Fry and Laurie" is tops in my book

[bigbadpoo]

1:26

[bigbadpoo]

i luv the bit on 1:26!!!

[LollypopLauren212]

You know sheep, a bit wooly. It's WOOL!! Sell it, and it fuckin' grows back again!

Love it. :)

[KonohaElite14]

Looooooooooooooool omg this is just too funny

LMFAO

[bocherrini]

"Who's a jammy bastard!"

That bit always puts me in hysterics.

"Fuckin' eggs come out their arses!

Fuckin' 'ell!"

It's the "Fuckin' 'ell!" at the end of that bit that makes me laugh too.

[MidnightSun80]

Or don't kill it...farking eggs come out their arses!

Farkin hell!

[MidnightSun80]

Absolute genius. So funny.

[harry1hatter]

its made of chicken!

[gnomit]

I made all this selling corn... Grows out of the fucking ground!

[dahurldog]

funniest man on the planet

[rcopley1]

Absolute LEGEEEEEEEEEEEEENNDDD!!!!

[robyaka]

if only it was this easy whos a jammie bastard!

[zoidberg5000]

Ah it's genius

Mitchell & Webb, yee Gods

[goaferboy]

"Pull it off, sell it, fucking grows back again. You cannot lose"

Genius. Utter genius.