Civil Protection: On A Rail

[Mrhoho3]

LOLOLO THE END

[OSCALETRAINGUY]

K00L....

[101CommanderWarfare]

HOLY SHIT GMAN!!!

[thebeastofvic]

4:07 hello there Gman

[yanz0r]

omg epic ending! hahah

[odstfan100]

My Dad watched this episode and said "Reminds me of my Child-Hood"

[CyberVirus549]

what kind of CP'S are they?

[themrlegoman1000]

always FINISH HIM!!! finish who?

[BL4ZiNGBoXz]

At 4:36, the music, is it from tht really old game, i cnt remember the name but something like super bunny?

[thatasiankidxX]

@BL4ZiNGBoXz The old game was Jazz Jackrabbit.. I used to play it back in the old days.. :)

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

5:27 Dave used to be a train surfer. Then he took a bridge to the back of the head.

[ThunderCavalier]

Peer Pressure:

The only way smart people end up on the wrong end of Darwinism.

[WarFreak1st]

I can't stop laughing at 5:26

[jaymeohio9999]

G Man at 3:59 thumbs up if you saw it

[hurrelled]

i've seen this video gazillion times, still laughing

[escalade26esv]

if some 1 buys me lunch all of next week ill go train surfing

[Max11551]

Hahahah! So fucking awesome

[k24601]

Ok, if Dave knows how to time his jumps and not hurt himself when jumping to train surf - (of course not counting when he gets distracted like his partner distracting him the second time) - then how come he doesn't really know other ninja-like things?

[utlbob45]

hay what map did you use at



[dood515]

I LOL'd @ 5:30

[Stinoism]

That's how I go to school every morning.

[Stinoism]

@Stinoism LOL! nice one

[InescapablePain]

TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS

[capman146]

WHOOPING CRANE, WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP. Whoop. whoop. whoop.

[Agent23ist2v1]

1 thing to say EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICEPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICEPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICEPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICEPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICEPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC

[NaluriAisam]

Ok, Dave's a Babbling Idiot, And Mike's a Comeidic Smartass



[Retardation25]

1:55 Dave moon walks on the train :O

[tckrasnai]

Train Surfing

[TheLeonaMan]

awesomely awesome!

[Genesis3Chi]

if Dave annoys Mike so much, why doesn't Mike just push Dave onto the tracks to be run over???

[Fredrik361]

@Genesis3Chi O_o

[GreatSilverDragon]

@Genesis3Chi Well, Dave is his friend, and I doubt Mike is sociopathic enough to even try to do so, despite his death threats.

[beraker5]

@Genesis3Chi because their partners and their a patrol

[MegaNoodle12345]

awsm

[RGLPGaming]

Hey you okay! Ouch that got to hurt :P

[Alex104004]

You.re Crazy. Your not listerning to what i saying...... WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOO HOOO

what the hell

[boyzzzrock1568]

lolololololololol



[boyzzzrock1568]

lol



[SalsaMeltdownX]

MAN I WISH City 17 WAS REAL and i could be a metro cop

[EpicHaxThriller]

I shat myself laughing at the end...

[startart4]

thats how i killed jon f kenedy

[19ioarr77]

EPIC FAIL

[MarkedOne007]

Awesome

[IDrocaI2]

Jazz Jackrabbit music is awesome :D 4:23

[lego11758]

dammit, you made me hungry

[1010232ful]

@lego11758 r u American?

[lego11758]

@1010232ful wut do u think? (yes)

[1010232ful]

@lego11758 thats what i thought

[StarcoGAMES]

@1010232ful no hes MERICAN!

[1010232ful]

@StarcoGAMES was i typing to you? no then shut the hell up

[StarcoGAMES]

@1010232ful lol. are u french? you seem french.

[1010232ful]

@StarcoGAMES i'm not french i hate those arseholes gess again dickward

[StarcoGAMES]

@1010232ful well, from my experience on fag ops I will say.. ENGLISH!?!

[1010232ful]

@StarcoGAMES everyone here is english

[StarcoGAMES]

@1010232ful lol u mean they SPEAK english.

[lego11758]

or teryaki chiken

[sissymas9]

ENGENIOUS!!!!!! LOVE IT

[DarkPikaruto]

HUGA SAKA HUGA SAKA HU- OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHI-

[Bartjo32]

yay! G-man!

and that last part cracked me up XD

*mike crashes next to train*

Dave: "Mike, you O..." BAM

[NikeTao]

Yippe-ki-yay!

[theFiZiLLe]

best things on machinima were made by Ross Scott ... wanna see things like this :D

[jonesland10]

@theFiZiLLe don't forget about xanotos also.

[horseops]

@theFiZiLLe arby and the chief is good i like it more than this but this is still good :)

[sqccccccccc]

@theFiZiLLe What about Freeman's mind?

[AnimeLoverLukara]

I keep seen "Gordon Freeman" in the tags.. BUt I never seem to see Freeman anywhere... It's like "Finding Waldo"

[TheXXxCouture]

How the hell was this made? :)

[Genesis3Chi]

Like if you like Chinese food!

[snkv12]

was this made in gmod

[786Puffy]

"On a Rail" Is also a name of a chapter from HL 1.

[killertoby1234]

What map is this?

[unistriker]

@killertoby1234 its pretty much all the maps from the game.. you go through all the places in the game. jus different levels in the game. if you know what i mean.

[DoomJosse]

What tools did you use to make this with?

[mudbay77]

I laughed at the end! XD

[Kdunkham]

I would do that just to get my freinds to buy all my lunch for a week

[WatchMeSpore]

Sorry for double comment, but he said it was ALMOST dark, but the 8:15 was coming along? 8:15 is night time. Not evening.

[TheCudbuster]

@WatchMeSpore If it takes place in summertime, that's feasible. Around here the sunlight stays visible until around 10 at night during summer.

[ShujitoDM]

oh god

[MiriamSaka17]

Train surfing... that sounds pretty fun. :I

[donesleyMEDIA85]

awww, the city scanner wanted to have fun too :3

[tvirus1234]

@blakerocksthehouse Touche, good sir. Touche.

[Nerwik]

these both got awesome job to do.

[GeneralDestructo]

"Mike, you oh-BONK!!!"

[Farsight20]

Whats the song when he jumps on the train? I know i've heard it before.

[agentgates]

@Farsight20 Its a soundtrack in the 1997 game Forsaken. The track title is the same: Forsaken

[zztopFLO]

this is hilarious!!!!

[13motored13]

how do you make them move?

[xXgordenXx]

@13motored13 they PLAY as them as in useing wasd

[momo12214]

How do they get all the head motions right it's amazing and funny

[mattsschmid]

What did you do to get such great animations. gmod cant do all you did

[90Basshunter]

NO YOU CRAZY BASTARD XD

[Upfrontwarboys]

At 4:11 Gman gets ready for his speech

[Upfrontwarboys]

@Upfrontwarboys Sorry, i meant to say at 4:09

[quangfps]

3:30 if u remember this part from half life 2 thump ups :d

[cooper119able]

See gorden was dead And barny and alyx or something and all of the people that are rebels were dead or something it would be like this :D

[MrJustplanecool]

80 people didn't jump.

[ThePatEmpire]

I wonder how they got Ray Ramano to voice this? =D

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

I guess the Combine didn't remove Kung Pao chicken from the world.

[puppymew]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1

That explains all the Chinese restaurant boxes all over the place.

[WatchMeSpore]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1 Of course not! The combine can never overpower the asians. Even Dave fell to the lure of the ninjas! >:D

[Alzerak]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1 thank christ

[GoatRecon98]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1

Boy am i glad...



[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

@GoatRecon98 I prefer teriyaki. No confirmation on what the Combine did with that.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1 It was guranteed in the surrender terms.

[Recentize]

Out of curiocity, did you use Garry's mod for this ? if not what did you then use?

[117superdude]

@Recentize Oh yeah... Not using GMod for this...

[korv118]

@Recentize He (Ross Scott) uses Source SDK to animate. Im pretty sure that most maps are from/in gmod though...

[Del3xd]

@korv118 You mean Half Life 2, not GMod.

[korv118]

@Del3xd Maps are in gmod ?

[OwnageFish]

@korv118 Source SDK to make maps, 3Ds Max or some other modeling program to animate

[xXSWIFTERYXx]

i wonder how they did this :)

[Esstan2010]

this should be on the air

[Wolfys54]

i am fan

[toetgr]

Lol. I love Dave. So freaking funny.

[MrKILROYS]

my favourite episode =D

[Farsight20]

whats the music while they're on the train? I KNOW ive heard it before.

[JasonMurrayCole]

I dig the use of Jazz Jackrabbit theme music.

[puregenius7112]

80 people got owned by a train

[carlosflorez25]

What a couple of dicks XD

[redneckhondaman]

GMAN AT 4:09 :D

[freshdam1001]

that was stupid:))))

[54AgeOfRogue54]

these are definitley not freinds with benefits unless its about health care they could jsut say there family i mean there both insane

[zachisbeter]

5:55 i hate this part D:

[thomasl4d]

@zachisbeter me too :(

[coffeeexmachina]

what the hell's the point of english subtitles when they're speaking english?

[gelu4056]

@coffeeexmachina if you arent good at english

[livingmylifeatmach2]

@coffeeexmachina Maybe they're deaf? :S

[SiTnIcKiS]

88 are bigest Dave fans and do everything he do



[kelpie555]

@SiTnIcKiS dave is awesome

[ChrisGoldair]

Dave is fucked

[rivariola]

that's how i get to school every morning

[ChrisGoldair]

@rivariola wow ....



[tvirus1234]

@rivariola I get to school on my Strider, Pancake. 

[weemadtommy]

@rivariola If i were you that would be the reason i GO to school xD

[rivariola]

@weemadtommy hell yes

[lego11758]

@rivariola what? fail?

[penguingangsta]

What's the modification used to make the NPCs play those talking animations? NPC Scene, right?

[NikGmail95]

I want to ride the train HL2!

btw< the animations are great

[nflbandi]

What's the map's name?

[Davids13246]

i craped my pants

[imanubjenkins]

G-Man is in every episode D:

[8bitLPz]

G-man at 4:10 !

[Fallout3Dog]

4:06 Gman!

[BlogThirsty]

"MIKE YOU OKA-" *thunk* LOL

[MegaSean45]

Whoa man! Dave is like a crazy bitch!

[skullerx]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

Jansky publish da map! >8(

[mrguermo1]

so did he still get the free lunch or did the fall disqualify him

[blakex9]

Hahaha!!!

[xXSPARTAN8Xx]

Holly shit I'm weak xD

[ninjaturtledruid]

music of jazz jackrabbit at 4:21 ^_^ nostalgia..

[littleletoni]

@ninjaturtledruid so i wasent the only one who noticed :D

[Flowen8]

what's the name of the song playing with dave riding the train.

[volker136]

now go do this in real life :D

[zupergozer]

I FUCKING HATE THIS BULLSHIT!!!

i am talking about those damn YouTube commercials!

[DragoSonicMile]

It's too bad that the tunnels Gordon came across were too low for him to duck.

[HackerinyourPC2008]

I like Trains.

[mysterykcad]

@HackerinyourPC2008 asdfmovie?

[HackerinyourPC2008]

@mysterykcad

right :D

[343supersonic]

is that jazz jackrabit music in the background at the end

[mrmonky879]

If I saw Dave riding the train in half life 2 I'd jump on the train with him

[LostRevelation]

The ending made my week.

[icantfindausername13]

Hey! That's the guy who did Freeman's mind. lol

[vpfan207]

@icantfindausername13 Yeah its Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind) and Ian Riley (Barney's Mind).

[MEGAtoaster1]

@vpfan207 i thought it was someone by the name of craig or something

[vpfan207]

@MEGAtoaster1 Actually, the name Craig sounds familiar, like ive seen it somewhere on a machinima video. But i dont know.

[TTG1Bic]

The first time he was riding alone, was anyone thinking, "Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck!" ?

[Allahanna1]

I sincerely hope I didn't accidentally murder these guys.

[raptorhunter104]

this could be the bintro to a movie

[The1337guy1]

Kermit got knocked the fuck out.

[Jonah64100]

I hope i dident shoot thes guys in hl2... :(

[doomownage94]

are all these places really connected by that one railroad?! *facepalm* someone needs to stop taking directions from rebels...

[Raxyzz]

It'd be so awesome if in Half-Life 2 you see the scene at 3:12.

I even imagine entering there, just in the beggining of the game, and someone over the train yelling WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO.

[AndreiGrozeaCS]

poor mike....and dave :(

[GuyInATopHat]

:D:

Are you an optimist or pessimist?

Which did you see first, a happy face or a sad face?

[Fuzzytwinkleface202]

SWEET 'N SOUR PORK MY FAVORITE!!!!

[teedog53]

uh i didnt see a "do not attempt" sign anywhere, so FUCK IT WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO OUCH!

[sonicspeedx13]

this makes me wonder what epicness Ross could make if he made a more serious series :P

[Goasler]

MAP NAME PLS :-D

[huiren92]

@Goasler it's the half life 2 campaign map.