Analysts at the DHS have recently completed extensive analysis of your film, "The Adventures of Kerk." We find a suspicious lack of quantifiable intelligence there. You have three options: join the Army and volunteer for service in Afganistan, get a REAL job, or find a hot girl to play Kerk's girlfriend. Remember: we're here to make you feel safe and wanted!
Sincerely,
Charles E. Allen,
Undersecretary, Office of Intelligence and Analysis, Department of Homeland Security.
This is an insult to kerk(me)
kerkpeiyong123 1 year ago
I'm not sure weather or not I enjoyed it... Meh, like it if for nothing else than for the out takes at the end. :D
torrentails 1 year ago
Dear Mr. George,
Analysts at the DHS have recently completed extensive analysis of your film, "The Adventures of Kerk." We find a suspicious lack of quantifiable intelligence there. You have three options: join the Army and volunteer for service in Afganistan, get a REAL job, or find a hot girl to play Kerk's girlfriend. Remember: we're here to make you feel safe and wanted!
Sincerely,
Charles E. Allen,
Undersecretary, Office of Intelligence and Analysis, Department of Homeland Security.
RedHerring1968 3 years ago
stop swearing at me!
H666 3 years ago
Good Lord, please tell me that the mug you are using is one from Porter's Place!
spytebunnee 3 years ago
Your disrespect for humanity sickens me!!! I demand more!!!
TheDarkDuckOfJustice 3 years ago
DUUUDE!!!!!! the funniest vid ever!!!
LameGameProduction 4 years ago
Amazing! Scruffy deserves an Academy Award!
grubbysod 4 years ago 3
ZOG will get more video, or ZOG SMASH!
pathosincarnate 4 years ago 2
Dave, this reminds me of Wal★mart you are gifted. Give us more
1toelizzard 4 years ago
Keep them coming please! I would like to see one of these a month.
cgw123 4 years ago 2
George, you are brilliant. I am having elective surgery so that I can have your babies.
I love the outtakes.
SteveArgyleDotCom 4 years ago
I too love to see you suffer George, seeing you hurled into those garbage cans is the highlight of my day every time I watch it.
Skynock 4 years ago