Song of Solomon Pick Up Lines (High Quality)

[deming0jackie]

Okay, so those examples aren't the best.... but there are some really good pick up lines in there. XD

[MrWolfman29]

This is really funny considering how the book of the Songs of Solomon are very sexual when you really look at the references and what they mean lol Like navel isn't referring to what we would consider a navel lol xD

[silverraine12345]

rofl this is hilarious

[tyranniesaurus]

"I didn't know what it meant, but I knew it was from the bible."

[silverraine12345]

@tyranniesaurus lmao

[ViDeOfee1994]

My favorite one from SoS is "Your teeth are like a flock of ewes that have come up from the washing; all of them bear twins; not one among them has lost its young." Sooo romantic. (not!)

[MadMicas]

I think the pick up lines would've worked better if the ranga spoke them

[xpwninatorx]

Nice ear piercings, bros.

[ItzellopezBa]

LOL :D

[rockyalterman34]

don't u come in here actin like 60% of the time it works every time is your thing!

[BrainDamagedBob]

Your persimmons, even thy ripe persimmons, they are mush.

Original Solomon related verse:

When Solomon first saw his new wife undressed

He said "I am most wonderfully blessed"

"For two fawns of a gazelle,

are placed perfectly well.

One on each side of your chest."

[kazoorocketman54]

I can't stop laughing hahahahaha 

[hillman39]

Philip Seymour Hoffman's love child. Funny dude.

[RumbleBadger]

Is it just me or does the guy look like Fred from Scooby Doo?

[lastsight15]

Oh my word that's amazing. Love it.

[tillisue]

bahaha i love this video!! Song of Solomon is rather ridiculous..

[musicallove123]

Ahahaha this is awesome!

[aragorn1780]

guy: "you're nose is like a tower of Lebanon, looking towards Damascus!"

girl: WAHHHHHHHH (wailing) MY NOSE IS BIG!!!!! (sobs some more)

[Madissonish]

Hay, boo boo...BAHAHA.

[karkay123]

Whoever was the camera man FAILED on focusing.

[GV14982]

Gil'ead is also a city in Alagaesia!

[MulchnStolz]

Hahaha so good!

[JFX7594]

I was disappointed by this. There are so many other pick-up lines that are better and more awkward, such as 8:8 or 7:7-8

[vijussil]

aA

[JFreakM71]

Translated literally, "navel" isn't actually referring to the navel...

[jahchild1904]

@JFreakM71 I was about to write that, but you beat me to it. :P

[ilovemysaviorso]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!! :)

I would just laugh at anyone who said that to me!!!

[RodyPolis]

Haha are you tired of being the brother in Christ?

[MapleSkittles]

Mmm, Sex Panther.

[lilbitrunner2010]

hahahahaha...omgosh, this just made my day lol thank You for laughter Jesus!! hahaha

[ilovecbxoxo]

Baby your hair is like a flock of goats leaping down the slopes of Giliad! Hey bobo, your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward damascus!

Thos two KILLED ME, tooooo funny

[isednom43]

@ilovecbxoxo I love how you spelled it all wrong! Also, it was boo, not bobo! LoL.

[ilovecbxoxo]

@isednom43 well you get the idea any way :D

[TheBjstricklin]

We are doing a Song of Solomon series at our church. You guys interested in selling a high quality copy of this video to us to show?

[XDLegacyOfSorrowDX]

OMG! ! ! ! ! ! ! this is amazing

[forest51690]

This video reminds me of a certain Julian Smith video: "pre-blessed food" ;)

[DuchessAliana]

@forest51690 I think that's what it's based off of.

[DuchessAliana]

LMAO @ the phone number at the end. Tim Hawkins would love this xD

[FunkyCoolMasina]

Hay boo boo.... LOL!!

[shamikjones]

1:11 is my favorite part. This is so hilarious. Classic!

[madrama2011]

funnnaaaayyyy! lolol

[soSpecialkay]

looooooooooool Tired of being "a brother in Christ"

[IntelligentRectangle]

I've been telling girls that their hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mt. Gilead for years . . . these guys are on to my shtick!

[FarlzBarkley]

This fills me with so much joy.

[branhoff]

I'll give it a shot!