Scottish Dirk : Cold Steel

[HelloItsEric]

Do you guys use the same sword/knife in every take on your videos?

[UNDEADcountry]

his mustache makes it look like hes always frowning

[waderobertsNChunter1]

im scoottish and irish

[CSLFiero]

rosewood eh? pretty fancy.

[igotsmoshedify]

you guys are fucking amazing.

[briancollazo46]

you should make a morningstar mace

[GameGuide2020]

It's called a Scottish dirk.. I'm Scottish.. And I cant buy the freakin dirk.. This.

This demands for blood..

[Dah3llboy]

Dirk is best Strider

[markdanerson]

ive got a scottish dirk... down below.

[redith137]

Since california got rid of open carry for handguns I open carry one of these

[Sg1Elim89]

Lol these guys must have a BBQ every time they do a demonstration video.

[csknives]

@Sg1Elim89 All meat utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

[ThePhoenixbane]

@Sg1Elim89 lol i thought the same thing xD

[BlueDragonWave]

I have an idea for what you could do next: Try doing a crowbar.

[jefferson1232757]

My butcher knife can cut all this meat and stabbed, but in my opnion this knife is much cool and beautiful.

[Seriously543543]

pretty cool (big) knife

[ozarkianhowl]

could you cut me some steaks?

[csknives]

@ozarkianhowl buy a Dirk and cut your own :)

[MeLlamoBradly]

I have never been a fan of your knives but these are interesting. There is quite a large selection to choose from here... I mean yeah, I might want a benchmade or a fallkniven or a ka-bar... but none of those companies make scottish dirks or irish walking sticks or scottish broadswords.... I am intrigued

[myszorg]

just wandering, what do you do with the meat after you cut it ??:>

[csknives]

@myszorg Meat utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

[NinjaOfTinFoil]

@csknives lol how many times you gotta write that comment?

[csknives]

@NinjaOfTinFoil quite often :)

[RENOGUY777]

I REALLY want to go hog hunting with this. Really really bad.

[TarksTV]

What do you guys use to keep your blades so sharp?

[csknives]

@TarksTV check out the FAQs on our website, there are a lot of tips regarding sharpening. Thanks

[Jer1cho91]

i guess they eat all that meat



[JamesGarcia101]

.com

[AntiFleskHjerta]

Fun Fact: William Wallace's favorite thing to do with the dirk was to put it on his shield and use it as a spike while hes blocking so an enemy will get seriously hurt or killed from the dirk.

[gamevidsproductions]

damn that looks nice, i just want to say thanks personally to you guys who make these demos, they really make me feel reassured that these weapons are good and not crap

[AlphaTerrorist]

at first i thought it said "Scottish Derp" but then again, nice sword!! good job cold steel, i also want to ask do you have any folding knives that you can suggest? im trying to look for one that has good weight not too light

[csknives]

@AlphaTerrorist we have a huge range of folders. Check out our website at coldsteel(dotcom). Thanks

[Joker5133]

@AlphaTerrorist My personal favorite CS folder is the Lg voyager Clip point although i love all of the voyagers... Just cant beat the Aus-8 and the triad lock for the price!

[Fallen385]

the derp not dirk

[matszelm]

in wondering what they do with cuted meat after all.

[csknives]

@matszelm *Meat utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission

[franklinthebeast2]

Cold Steel objecive: take something that looks cool, then make it a hand held WMD!

[XxTBOMBERxX]

and cuts.. no shit it was made for cutting

[CoreyTheStory]

@XxTBOMBERxX Dirks are thrusting weapons. So no. They aren't made for cutting.

[XxTBOMBERxX]

@CoreyTheStory i meant bouth

[kenshinbattousai374]

And now we know why these are illegal in Texas.....

[vampire847]

@ricemachinegun fuck off not all of us can be 6 foot tall katana wielding psychopaths! some of us have to be short scotish dirk wielding psychopaths!

[PDXOutsider]

Your cutting vids always make me so hungry . . .

[aw3t464747]

*Meats utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

WHAT A WASTE ???

[pyroasian2]

OMG, this guy shouldn't waste meat like that, eat if for dinner like an Asian  :D

[XlllWOODIStanley13]

when do they show their light saber?

[DarkAmplified]

I bet when you get cut it Stings.

[aj863]

You would think after putting so much effort into the quality of these weapons, they would hire someone who isn't a total fat cunt to demonstrate.

[dudemysterstspankers]

@aj863 yeah but that brings arguments such as "but hes not a normal person, of course itl cut through anything" but this way here, it shows that anyone can cut through anything.

[aj863]

@dudemysterstspankers In that case, they should hire a 12 year old girl to do it.

[dudemysterstspankers]

@aj863 they have that little kid do it sometimes.

[aj863]

@dudemysterstspankers OK, never seen that kid yet.

[HarryTurdKnocker]

@aj863

Uhh, not only is he the president of the company but he's a martial arts master. A lot of fat people are deceptively strong and able bodied.

[aj863]

@HarryTurdKnocker Lol, maybe, but this guy is massive and graceless.

[BeardedJustice]

@aj863 Massive maybe, graceless, hell no. There's a video of him doing judo on cold steel's website, I'm scared of fat people now.

[thedefinitive]

@HarryTurdKnocker He's really a world class fighter, hunter, swordsman, and marksman. He trains like a beast and he is every bit as bad-ass as he claims.

[swordsmanfabian18]

@thedefinitive It's weird how that works isn't it? Martial arts knows no body type and can make a badass of the skinniest stickboy/girl and even the exceptionally rotund.

[thedefinitive]

@swordsmanfabian18 Yeah it is. Skill accounts for a lot lol

[TheAlen081]

I love the gibs at 0:54

[flillyou123]

Ultimateend622 no offense but that is the gayest thing I've ever heard

[sayer116]

1:12 Thats how i cut my meat before dinner.

[rextuner03]

I can only imagine how interesting this companies BBQ's are. Who wants to cut the brisket??? MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! And then every employee whips out a weapon and charges hahaha.

[UltimateEnd622]

My friend bought this for cosplaying as Bilbo Baggins. Neat.

[spearfisherman99]

1:35 who wants bacon ?

[VERDOSIS]

If these guys fail selling weapons, they will definatly make it as butchers...

[TheHow200]

0:55 [insert limp penis joke here]

[reptilekid456]

Why do i even come on youtube.. To see two guys fighting in the comment section. You two will probably never even meet each other!

[insaneblogers]

do u ship to canada??

[papaburger]

it can glow when orcs are near.

[jhiller21]

A bunch of grown men in a fake dungeon looking smug and cutting beef and ropes

lol

[mauserbrothers]

@ricemachinegun the dirk was basically a large dagger not sword,you use it like a gladious stabs only. p.s. the hobbit joke was a good one.

[Masterjohn360]

wow it can cut cardboard how amazing

[MasterofrandomAlex]

Whatsup with everyone being on the big site? No offence i swear I am just curious.

[zoidbetag]

These guys have insane bbqs after shooting a commercial.

[pyroguy7438]

If I'm ever more pissed than Lucifer himself, then all I need to do is grab my Dirk and make some grillin' strips - 1:08

[Lado916]

@Ipawni and i bet he has more money than you and has also awsome company

[imsoeevil]

nice kitchen tool

[Sidser6]

Have a sudden urge to buy a side of beef

[oishiininja]

@Ipawni and ropes! don't forget about ropes! :D

[odysseimfg]

I has one for opening my letters.

[2facedninja]

Boards don't hit back

[traceradam]

@2facedninja But i do

[2facedninja]

@traceradam lol Nice then.

[TheAlen081]

Scottish DERP lol

[Doronsildone]

how many tones of meat did you have ???????????

[kulajon]

Cool. If I ever get attacked by a rope, piece of meat or card board cut out I'll be prepared!

[dsfbosadbfasdbfosadb]

do people really do this ?

[thunderstruck65]

i like the jeans full of meat

[hulkgnagey]

I'm Scottish and i am very proud of it.

[FlemishWarrior]

i would pay money to see the host with a beard, a scot accent and an axe ^^

[shandelear]

i love how that bag just throws up meat after he dirks it.

[KzarGames]

I think this one is the first ive seen so far that cut RIGHT through the wood in ONE slice.

[thunderstruck65]

@KzarGames cardboard

[TheTabellarius]

Dirk is funny in German guess what the city name Badfarten and surnames like Wanker do for us English speakers

[Shazzashazbot]

1:05. i thinnk thats the cleannest cut ive ever seen on oen of thoes woodern targets! must be sharp as hell!

[thunderstruck65]

@Shazzashazbot this one was cardboard

[Shazzashazbot]

@thunderstruck65 oh relly? are they all the targets made of cradboard? anyways it was clean..

[YungFreckle]

i honestly prolly wont buy any of these. but i cant stop watching these vids!!!

[JoshuaDylanCole]

They killed the innocent shepherd at 1:03

[SwordsmanMercenary]

easily a short sword

[ricemachinegun]

this is a longsword in the hands of hobbits

[Gregoryayo]

HAHAHAHHAHA "Dirk" is a very funny Name here in Germany LMFAO dirk hahahahhahhahahaa

[weetoddtv]

cold steel + epic meal time = awesome

[Hick9898]

They're wasting all that excellent meat :(

[jakobzl009]

psycho face at 0:54

[xJustPullTheTriggerx]

looks like a skindo.....

[Bieberhole]

I'm convinced the fat guys eats every bit of meat they cut up.

[curtisthornsberry]

1 sissy British guy watched this video

[GODLiYxx]

When I'm up against a wall facing a cardboard person then I'll buy this piece of shit

[TheLyreGuy]

Everybody should cut their meat like this.

[partyman748596415263]

soooo any one want steakes

[hackerism1]

1:05 JESUS CHRIST ITS A SHEPPARD! get him!

[Xzazazazia]

1:03 Are you implying that I should murder someone? (As if that wasn't already blatantly obvious by all of these otherwise useless pieces of shit)

[Andjealous]

So my question is,since these are functional weapons, do the same rules apply that gun buyers go through. After all who wants a crazy person running around with a sword capable of cleaving a person in twain?

[curtisthornsberry]

@Andjealous true, swords can do a lot of damage. but they can take 12 people out in a few seconds at 50yards. though if I were to rob a bank I'd do it with a claymore and the best armor available.

[detahdomo]

"and stuff"

[Setenza4]

nice

[D34D3DD13]

am i the only one that this video made hungry?

i want a steak now.

[SuperGoliath89]

For all the stupid shit that these people do to demonstrate the sharpness of their blades, it is actually pretty impressive that it was able to cut through that free-hanging rope like that, instead of just batting it away.

[NatureGnome]

good to know that it will cut a sock full of meat...

[Noodle1423]

1:05 - perfect for all my peasant-cutting needs.

[navyteccs]

i love cold steel but its very easy to cut when you have your biggest guys doing the cutting. i would like to see there smallest employees do some of this stuff so i can see how sharp it is

[WIZARDcOn]

i have all the scottish weaopens its my heretage see.

[strathpipe]

@WIZARDcOn I have none of the english weapons oops (there are none) just as well it's not my heretage! :-)

[eduds6]

I Hope that they manage to produce a Sarissa someday.

[DedMc]

Still waiting for the Cold Steel spiked targe.

[FRIGIN05]

I will use it as an all around multifunctional kitchen knife!

[de123man]

0:42 "... and blued mountings and stuff' XD hilarious...

[donsmand]

0:53 They say you shit yourself when you die...

[Bjo15]

I would like something like this with a longer handle

[supersaile]

who cleans up the meat there?

[kennedyt]

None of these guys are married

[Oozy9Millimeetah]

@kennedyt

with all those knives and svords around they must be all widower´s

[1966065015]

List:

Cut the meat in a sack

Cut the rope

Cut the pesant

Cut the meat

[Shadowcretin]

Attention! Tired of having evil cardboard and sinister clothed meat break into your home or place of business? Tired of carrying a pocket knife? Go medieval on meat and cardboard with the only William Wallace approved dirk. It's large, tapered blade will stab through meat as if it were butter. Best of all, it will make you look like a real Scottish Highlander. The blade will slice through cardboard cutouts as if they were made of... cardboard!!!

[darkarm3rocks]

meat in a sock? ....sockmeat......meatsock...w­ell i think i found out what im wearing/bring to lunch tomorrow

[AlmightyMacky]

I need that knife in my kitchen lol

[Djmorton49]

Can anyone read the description? They use the meat after, so no, they don't waste it.

[HolzmannsKnogar]

DIRK HERPA DERKA!!

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!

MUHAMMED JIHAD!!

[randomnoone]

hope they eat that meat after what a waste

[tchu1]

DIRK JIRK!!

[Teirwol1029]

The real way they make money is by selling all the meat they cut during the advertisements :D

[lolitsManni]

1:15 pork chops for dinner?

[julot9999]

Ok oblivisly it's in the name of defense they make these. but really they are swinging them like they wanna rip the head off of the opponents once that's done what the hell are you suppose to do, leave the bodies in the street ? Now you're the one fucked. I mean ok cut him a bit on the arm or leg but don't rip any member of the poor fella if not cut open his chest, all he has is a tiny knife you have a freakin sword

[locodriver107]

i love this dirk i make replica dirks/other bladed weapons and must say that this really shows the dirks cutting power! making a very nice one currently!

[ichbineintoober]

Quit wasting meat, assholes

[brreed82]

@ichbineintoober its all goes to local charities, asshole.

[grg900]

@brreed82 that's nice of them... here have this we sliced it up real nice... no its still good its only been on the floor you know the thing we walk on and that's all dirty

[brreed82]

@grg900 Well smart ass, maybe thats why they put the clean cardboard down. You know, the brown stuff on the ground thats clearly not the floor.

[grg900]

@brreed82 oh i see and they dont walk on the cardboard at all wait wait oh yes they do

[brreed82]

@grg900 you try being poor for awhile, then see if it bothers you.

[grg900]

@brreed82 im too smart to be poor and if i was i still wouldn't want dirty food

[recneps96]

@brreed82 after being thrown on the floor?

[J88Wolf]

@recneps96 Who cares, once you clean it, cook it, and serve it, it'll still taste heavenly. :)

[recneps96]

@J88Wolf Fair enough.

[jinnd319]

@brreed82 Yeah but still when they fire up the oven...

[EgoEroTergum]

Rip on the fat guy again. Come on do it. Now take a look at your U-tube starved arms, imagine you trying to fight him, and the look of humiliation on your face as you realize that your bragging rights and dignity are about to be ripped from you by a dude richer, stronger, more well-known, and with a lower IQ than you. YOUR FAILURE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

[locodriver107]

@EgoEroTergum amen

[TheShadoKnite]

@EgoEroTergum yah you rite fuk tows ass ho hoo rip oqn mah boi yoo call he fat boi he well fuc yoo up he mah boi yoo mess wit himm you mess wit me ass ho mufukker I fuk yoo madda I fok yo muddah assho done fuk wit me yu gaye fuk yu leeve me alown me end mah frend.

[NicDoesDumbThings]

@EgoEroTergum And the fact that he could chop through your neck with a machete

[HiggsyAndGinge]

@EgoEroTergum I don't hate the guy, but it would be nice if they got somebody more skilled to show the products off.

[GuitarGuy057]

@EgoEroTergum Mr. Thompson is still a twit. He may know how to fight, but he's an idiot who thinks he's a know-it-all. And his Karambit video pisses me off to no end as he sucks with so fine a weapon. Pin-point with his distance weapons though, I'll give him that. Ernie Emerson would kick the shite out of him 12 colours over.

[madax132]

@EgoEroTergum

1. He's rich and well known for selling shoddy swords to frat boys based on false advertising.

2. In a hand to hand fight he's short and fat so I'd win, if it were a sword fight i have better swords and I'd just wait for the handle of his to break or the threaded tang to come loose as is common.

3. OK fine, he does most likely have a lower IQ.

[Skullchaser08]

@madax132 Hahaha, what world do you think you live in?

What year do you think we write?

Ever heard of a thing called reality, idiot?

[madax132]

@Skullchaser08 Lol your comment is so fail, when calling someone an idiot you at least have to attempt to refute that persons argument, your the first person stupid enough to actually not get that concept, at least when people were wrong they at least tried to refute what I was saying. You sir fail by an order of magnitude. Good day and thanks for the laugh.

[Skullchaser08]

@madax132 What do I have to refute? Nothing. The very video you commented on here already refutes everything you said.

My work was already done, so to say, I was free to be amused by wour utter loss of reality, which I did and enjoyed.

Tell me, who do you think you are? Chuck Norris like he's displayed in his movies?

Unless you are, you will have your ass handed to yourself on a silver plate by this man Lynn Thompson.

"Lol your comment is so fail" - How about some grammar, idiot?

[madax132]

@Skullchaser08 Your initial comment was just a shameless ass kissing of Lynn Thompson, it proved only that you're a groveling dog with no self confidence. Lynn Thompson has absolutely no form in weapons whatsoever and just tries to muscle them through whatever he is swing at, is not physically fit nor strong and runs a company selling shoddy products. Again ad hominid insults are not a refutation and once again your an idiot.

[Skullchaser08]

@madax132 "Lynn Thompson has absolutely no form in weapons whatsoever and just tries to muscle them through whatever he is swing at, is not physically fit nor strong and runs a company selling shoddy products." - vs. -

"Again ad hominid insults are not a refutation"

- vs. -

"and once again your an idiot."

Hypocrisy overload. You don't even have the decency to put a single sentence between you contradicting yourself, oh wait, not even a single comma.

You're just not worth it.

[madax132]

@Skullchaser08 That's not an ad hominem attack when we are talking about how we would physically perform in a fight. Your amazing lack of basic logic and reasoning astounds me to no end. Jesus what is wrong with you? Were you dropped as a child? A person simply cannot be this stupid.

[Skullchaser08]

@madax132 "Again ad hominid insults are not a refutation"

- vs. -

"Jesus what is wrong with you? Were you dropped as a child? A person simply cannot be this stupid."

Hahahahahahahaha!!! xD

[madax132]

@Skullchaser08 The funny thing is not only is was the first not an hominem attack but neither was the second because both were accompanied by a clear refutation. LOL you just can't get anything right today eh?

[Skullchaser08]

@madax132 So "Jesus what is wrong with you? Were you dropped as a child? A person simply cannot be this stupid." is no ad hominem argument in your book.

Then let me ask of you, do your parents know they bred a mental retard?

[madax132]

@Skullchaser08 You haven't even attempted a refutation or justification for your worship of this fat bastard who sells bad products. You see an ad hominid attack is insulting without refutation. Now that I've explained that either make a sensible reply or piss off. You have an embarrassing lack of knowledge and logic.