Did you wash your hands before you prepare breakfast? If you dont wash your hands you are contaminating all the food!!! You are a fool, I will not eat your food!! Your knives are full of rust!! You need to wash your knives too after you sharpen it!!
I tried it, it made rice. It was deliciios next time i'll use rice instead of pasta. If you do not have oil use half water half lard (not for ashmatics)
What a waste of Beer, LOL! ....and eggs and oil and everything. Like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to see it but you can't believe your eyes so you keep watching. Scary recipe.
Who eats eggs wit a omelet And I'm a cook and that just did not look right at all and unsanitary he probably threw that shit in trash when the camera went off.or at least he should for health reasons.
Well, you have to appreciate the effort... but nah, i'll pass, seems like most stoff had tons of oil... didn't use fresh ground pepper, didn't wipe off the knife after "sharpening" it, hmmm, no, no thanks. But i am glad to see he left out what most americans seem to think is nessesary... no piggies died for the making of this vid. unless i missed it somewhere...
Sub it sounded good when he said that but was so unable to deliver.Good food takes time and if you rush it looks like this.Welcome to the Uzbekistan Greasy Spoon Cafe.
you suck fuckin faggot
spammingnoobs 1 year ago
@spammingnoobs dude stop hatein jeez
Vincent2478 10 months ago
yes, breakfast with beer and all police officers your friend in high way ))))))
odil8484 1 year ago
I can't finish it with in 2 min.s. probably I'll start fire in the kitchen..)))) but I'll give a shot.
tigertale83 1 year ago
that omlette looks very good
JusPaintballing 1 year ago
Kinda scary that he had some good knife skills
Mumbungua 1 year ago
wheres the sex???
pattersonjack 1 year ago
Did you wash your hands before you prepare breakfast? If you dont wash your hands you are contaminating all the food!!! You are a fool, I will not eat your food!! Your knives are full of rust!! You need to wash your knives too after you sharpen it!!
Your such an IDIOT!!!
nareas777 1 year ago
I tried it and it was to freaking good and the chick who was overnight loved it too :))
yodudechannel 2 years ago
no man, нонуштога бумийди, чункий вакт йок! ошдан кейн булади) ну ты понял о чем я)) ИМХО))
russelltaw 2 years ago
stupid
Reptilusable 2 years ago
funny background music
yojegg 2 years ago
Less than two minutes? That was a six minute video. Still worth the time though! Looks yummy!
log6778 2 years ago
lol his toolbox....ahaha
BartonHigh 2 years ago
that'll get u fucking murdered man, seriously, it's just a suicide
mirchik2 2 years ago
lmfao i would give this guy a show on food channel this guy is funny and entertaining.
tripster9 2 years ago 2
wow I have to try these beer cooked eggs
greenice930 3 years ago
the best eggs I ever ate 10/10 :-P
greenice930 3 years ago
I tried it, it made rice. It was deliciios next time i'll use rice instead of pasta. If you do not have oil use half water half lard (not for ashmatics)
22poopoo 2 years ago
mmm nothing like eating shit.
GameOverXbox 3 years ago
Rice is a style of cooking not a food. This is a sexular breakfast. happy to help
22poopoo 2 years ago
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ImSellingMyPenis 2 years ago
yum I am hungry now :)
daniellegloveskeanu 3 years ago
6 MINUTES NOT 2 MINUTES
ulug89 3 years ago 2
What a waste of Beer, LOL! ....and eggs and oil and everything. Like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to see it but you can't believe your eyes so you keep watching. Scary recipe.
ShortBrainTV 3 years ago
Learn2Cook B4 U POST!
DemonRoach 3 years ago
Looks like crap. Delicious! lol
Atsukuyomi 3 years ago
Who eats eggs wit a omelet And I'm a cook and that just did not look right at all and unsanitary he probably threw that shit in trash when the camera went off.or at least he should for health reasons.
rapstartd 3 years ago
you got it man, bada bing bada bum
FiIipp 3 years ago
egg is a celluse food. It cannot make you ill. Potatoes however must be eaten raw. Happy to help. Try his resipy it makes rice
22poopoo 2 years ago
MMmmmmm...making me hungry
JDBW 3 years ago 3
looks delicious:))
Shovat22 3 years ago 2
He was the bitch in the pen and man we did eat good
speedinginmyporsche 4 years ago
if its two minutes, then why is the video 6?
Deja805 4 years ago
Well, you have to appreciate the effort... but nah, i'll pass, seems like most stoff had tons of oil... didn't use fresh ground pepper, didn't wipe off the knife after "sharpening" it, hmmm, no, no thanks. But i am glad to see he left out what most americans seem to think is nessesary... no piggies died for the making of this vid. unless i missed it somewhere...
nessalouise 4 years ago
lets see he doubled on the eggs
High, infact dripping in fat
Plus it looked like a train wreck on a plate.
Ok if your cooking for yourself but even then
it is a heart attack on a plate
drgeekman 4 years ago
What part of "under two minutes" did I not understand?
subspace3031 4 years ago 2
Sub it sounded good when he said that but was so unable to deliver.Good food takes time and if you rush it looks like this.Welcome to the Uzbekistan Greasy Spoon Cafe.
drgeekman 4 years ago
bratan, breakfastga beer nimaga? :)
but still appetitno ;)
advokat90 4 years ago 4
does well with what hes got :)
Jasonc624 4 years ago 4
Give this guy his own cooking show, maybe I'll start watching cooking shows. I love his accent.
moersenice 4 years ago 4
nice breakfadst but it took longert then 2 mins i alctualy counted so ye.....
jackoff3000 4 years ago 4
thanks jack : ) haha
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
noooo prob bro teehee
jackoff3000 4 years ago
Don't be a fool, stay in school.
Qwakes 4 years ago 4
UTube's been berry, berry good to me!
toddlintown1 4 years ago 3
nice uzbek style cooking baby, davay bratan, ti karoche rulish, boratu do tebya yeshe dopolzti dolzhen, xaaaxaaxaax
igrozn1 4 years ago 2
Beer pouched eggs mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
XxGulchitaixX 4 years ago 3
nice nice
KarinkaKaraKarisha 4 years ago
u triked me w/ that pik, but good video, well i thnk im gonna try that, looks good...:p
pirat3king 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
u look like a fucking mexican
gohojolo 4 years ago
Zdarova brat , nice video s nashinskimi prikolami :))
hakm40 4 years ago 3
Good video!
BeechSundowner 4 years ago 2
Thanks, im just getting started
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
Dude, that part at 3:00 is that subliminal advertising?
JDBW 3 years ago
will you be my take home chef?
dannye60 4 years ago 2
im expensive, i charge hourly : )
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
how much?
dannye60 4 years ago
Breakfast under 2 minutes but the video 6 minutes to show...ha ha ha!!!Your English is good
texd77640 4 years ago 3
2 minutes, if you dont get distracted like me!! : )
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
I get very distracted in the kitchen, I seem to get lost <;-) ....But it does sound and look good, will have to try it.... ^5s from Texas and Me, j
texd77640 4 years ago
how did i miss this one?!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago 2
I am a cooking Machine!!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
I wish a man would cook me breakfast!
timewithtascha 4 years ago 2
what does rachel ray have to do with this video
legendaryooo 4 years ago
nice
systemofdown32 4 years ago 2
women like that quality in a man
bettyboopsod 4 years ago 2
rachel ray is hot, but youre not
sportsfader 4 years ago
youtube junkies, post every day videos.
lavalifesingle2 4 years ago
i think i might give it a try, you make it look too easy, and i think you skipped a few steps.
springbreakboy3 4 years ago 2
cool instructional
smitherslose 4 years ago 2
thank you
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
im going to show this to my wife
SantaRequest 4 years ago
nice 2 minutes huh.
HOTbabey12 4 years ago
do you have more videos that you are gonna show on youtube and your other profiles?
KarinkaKaraKarisha 4 years ago
preety cool
weirdlyfun 4 years ago
dude you should have rachel ray be on ur show, you could be her sidekick
sweetnsourrr 4 years ago
I wish
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
dude i suggest you cook somethin more fancy in your hotel
Lrod213 4 years ago
5 stars bro
fieldofdreams121 4 years ago
good job on this meal, show us sushi
fieldofdreams121 4 years ago
Yes, on my to do list
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
hey i wasnt expecting this but not dissapointed
HOTbabey12 4 years ago 3
is yellow yuor fav color..other things yellow is big bird, happy face, pee, you should use these ideas for ur video
RussianGirl333 4 years ago
funny, but PEE..cmon' come up with somethin more creative
Lrod213 4 years ago
yoour kitchen looks like you splattered eggs all over
RussianGirl333 4 years ago 2
be nice
fieldofdreams121 4 years ago
thanks
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
funny kitchen
RussianGirl333 4 years ago
is the kitchen a rental?
HOTbabey12 4 years ago
probably a friends
Lrod213 4 years ago
damn brah you kno how to cook ! lol
Hidekii10302 4 years ago
nice going there i am going to try and make that it might take me like 10 inutes longer but hey it looks good lol
keep up the good work
dealykill33 4 years ago
thanks buddy!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
Just a cheap trick - trying to hitch a ride on someone else's star.
myparallaxview 4 years ago
even the biggest youtube characters use video responses to get their videos out. DONT BE BITTER. Say something nice, or dont say nothin at all.
realitychop 4 years ago
yea i know alot of people who does that, dont click if u dont want. at leas its not porn.
HOTbabey12 4 years ago
wtf...cool video
lightnightboy 4 years ago
defintely better than safeties counting to nifinity bored ass people dont know other stuff to do
realitychop 4 years ago
you steal lemons, ever get caught?
TwisterChicks 4 years ago
tell us about it
TwisterChicks 4 years ago 2
I would so pay to see a video of it
Lrod213 4 years ago
not yet. close once.
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
5 stars!!! funny guy
TwisterChicks 4 years ago
i like rachel ray too i have all her recipies and pictures
smokinna 4 years ago
i think you like th epictures mores than the recipies
TwisterChicks 4 years ago
you have a new fan SUBSCRIBE!!
liazon125 4 years ago
by the way, you should do lunch and dinner
liazon125 4 years ago
thanks!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
i jsut got thru watchin all your vidz.....lolllllllllllll
liazon125 4 years ago
good job on the original vidz. people like SMOSH r morons makin stupid cat videos
smellofart24 4 years ago
yes smosh are idootic videos
RussianGirl333 4 years ago 2
nice show man
smellofart24 4 years ago
this guy is dedicated with his lemons
donutbreath 4 years ago
you seem like u know what youre doin good job do harder things
smokinna 4 years ago 2
i wonder if u'll become popular
KillerEyez21 4 years ago 2
i was looking for rachel ray, but this is ok too
KillerEyez21 4 years ago
you dont look like you work out much...no offense. but you cook good ill give u dat.
loveluis2 4 years ago 2
What does this have to do with counting to infinity?
myparallaxview 4 years ago 3
What does counting to infinity have to do with ANYTHING?! lolll. Answer that my friend..and the world is yours!!
haha. : )
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
what hotel do you work at marriot?
samthemusician 4 years ago 2
they should invite VH1 to do a pro show with dis guy, with lighting and alll to follow him around
KillerEyez21 4 years ago
good job on this one too, i like your lemony love
samthemusician 4 years ago 3
too dam funny......let me know when more vidz r coming
subscribewhore 4 years ago 3
do u have n e other youtube accounts?
subscribewhore 4 years ago 3
nice skills!! petty funny. I like how you are not fake
subscribewhore 4 years ago 3
so are you gonna have a show regularly?
Lrod213 4 years ago 3
you should, you should have guest hosts and hot chicks
donutbreath 4 years ago
i hope so
loveapples2 4 years ago
your a pretty cool cat
Lrod213 4 years ago 2
thanks. tell your friends, i need some subscribers!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
how did you do your intro?
Lrod213 4 years ago
my friend helped me
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
your walls are yellow like a LEMON in your kitchen ahaha
Lrod213 4 years ago
loll is the wall really that cooloor???? lMAOOOO XD
donutbreath 4 years ago
woah!! You know your food, how do u chop so fast?
Lrod213 4 years ago
Damn, that looks good. Nice video.
TooLooseLeTrek 4 years ago
thanx i love to cook!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago
damn you are good. can u cater for me...lol...nice clip. talented
KarinkaKaraKarisha 4 years ago
how did you make that fire happen? Do you deliver?
cool video dude.
solorida2002 4 years ago 2
So... your uzbek ass can really cook. how did you do the flames like that. thats awesome !!!
RussianGirl333 4 years ago
dont try it at home!!
UzbekistanChef 4 years ago