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A nerd laying out in the sun
Was observing an orgy for fun
He found that the ratio
Of sex to fellatio
Was seventy-seven to one.
doaftheloaf 9 months ago
Ahhh, McGuire's. Rich McDuff, Irish songs, the moose, some darts, lots of drinks, and first-timer girls going into the men's restroom. That's a night.
brianjcavanaugh 1 year ago
There once was a man from Nantucket
who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
The pig said with a sneer
stay away from my rear
come around to the front and I'll suck it
Nomed38 2 years ago
was in limerick last month. great city, lovely people. met a guy who apperently played rugby for ireland (peco or pacco) hitting on my girl. he said he owned the bar we were in (cant remember the name) fuckin fat ass, apart from that we had a ball.
euroman32589 3 years ago
Kiss the moose!!!
tmejialee 4 years ago
...and as he stared up at venus
he played with his penis
and woke up with a handful of goo
cuzdixiesaid 4 years ago
There was a young lady named Flo,
Was approached by a dwarf for a blow.
In disgust she replied,
Your request is denied.
I don't think I could stoop quite that low.
BeatBuddy 4 years ago
haha ahhhh hes a mentalist
asparecus 5 years ago