Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint call

[CowboySyndicate]

Damn son... that's a protein packed breakfast! 16 oz. of sausage, 2 dozen eggs AND T-Bone steaks. I also like that the mathematics of splitting an extra 12 oz. package between 2 mornings and it equaling 16 oz. eludes him.

[logan117mkay]

jimmy dean is amazing

[82emfbo]

Randy Taylor for President!!

[508MASS378]

Wow really

[remotepsp]

Im not from the north im a Texas man hahaha!!!!!

[blackadam06]

"F*ck I wanna eat goddamnit"

LOL!!

[babyjrrn]

That guy should f*** himself and think before he calls

... stupid b***h...

[coolsnak3]

LOL @ the plump woman

[jwm322]

@DanfromDallas1, LMAO

[DanfromDallas1]

I hope that after they finish those morning T-Bone steaks in their double wide trailer that they have the courtesy to throw the bones out the window to their three pit bulls who are eagerly waiting outside for their regulary scheduled Saturday morning T- Bone treats. Can't you just imagine this family lifting their buns off the chairs to fart after eating, and eating more,...moments before they have to run to the bathroom. Oh, the humanity!

[jwm322]

@metllica4, LMAO!!!

[metllica4]

hey johns thid shits funny as hell

[jwm322]

LMAO!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAM 16OZ. PACKAGE BACK SON OF A BITCH !!!!!

[khmer04sti]

You're not helping improve Texas' reputation there buddy. Way to rep your state.

[doogles619]

I don't eat that, I'm not from the North!

[animalliberation0961]

Boohoohoo! Stupid fucking hick!

[nickh63]

This just goes to show how big of baby's people are waaaagh I want what I want my way waaaagh.

[fitz3511]

listened to this and kept wondering why the guy did'nt just buy two 12oz ... But he has a point ... most prducts get screwed up by the company trying to raise the price by cutting down on the volume of the product or make it new and improved ... Remember New Coke LOL. But do think he made a mistake by Cussing to much ... Not good .. But thats Texas parlor talk..

[Sauron767]

I listened to this on the kevin and bean the other day and they say that the guy didn't hang up and was talkin the last part of his shit fucking hilarious fuck the south

fuck the pissed off white trash redneck conservatives

[kromen10]

Arlen, Texas by any chance?

[markpulver]

The stereotypes of southern ignorance and belligerence (or bellignorance, if you will) are completely unjustified.

[Sauron767]

@markpulver

That is the most intelligent thing i've heard someone durgatorily say over the south this whole year, sir your comment has been stolen by me and will be used to piss off these wastrel southern pigs and i live in knoxville!! fuckin baptist untermench mamaw bitches and there chauvanistic crybaby whining about america trying to teach people conserving is good and not gluttonly choking resources down

[drumcrazy55]

Im the truck driver for Neeses sausage... EAT NEESES SAUSAGE!!! oh wait, we are in NC, you cant get it there.. lol!!

[drealgrin]

@drumcrazy55 not as tasty as jimmy dean sositch

[drumcrazy55]

@drealgrin yea I dont eat sositch.. I eat sausage. lol!!!

[165jsilver]

Is this Rick Perry?

[oiyabastard]

everything is getting smaller 16oz to 12oz they do it with bacon , OR they add more water, i bought sunkist prune juice and it was like water, THE packages sausage is all lame full of fillers msg corn syrup, make ur own youtube it

[GoofyGuitar68]

You tell em Randy!

[drealgrin]

Typical 'Merkican Family.

[oiyabastard]

@drealgrin no dikhead,  they are texans

[drealgrin]

@oiyabastard Last i Checked, Texas was in America.

[screwmeplease]

This ridiculous these fat farts need to eat less... What the hell are they saying about a couple dozen eggs??? My god I have five mouths to feed and 2 dozen eggs lasts 4 days 4 loaves of bread one 12 oz roll sausage 5 cup flour and 4 sticks of butter not to mention 1 gallon of milk every 3-4 days and OJ but this is a joke right??? No normal person calls the 800# complaining like that. Do they???

[phattvids]

your products are very delicious .............lmao

[frigginjoe]

He's not from the north. And a coupladozzin eggs ain't enough for 4, 5, 6 people either.

[SpoofyGamers]

Does anyone else think the word sausage sounds weird

[weasles67]

OK he`s pissed about 12 ounces of sausage... OMMFG!!! He`s havin a friggen T-bone with it!!!!How much more meat does he need??

[Powerball160]

Jesus Christ.... two dozen fucking eggs?!?!

[xAce9009x]

12 ounces + another 12 ounces = 24 ounces. OH SHIT, MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH! That's enough to feed your fat ass family.

[xXlargsoelXx]

....I love America.

[ChickenWangU]

Buy another 12oz.



[kittygalore69]

YOU NASTY FAT FUCK! LMAO!! YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SAUSAGE ANYWAY, YOU PIG! IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO ME (WHICH WOULD NEVER HAPPEN CUZ I AM FINE AND FIT) I WOULD GET CREATIVE IN THE KITCHEN, NOT TO MENTION THE BEDROOM. AND I WOULD WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE--YOU'D B EXERCISING EVERYDAY. YOU WOULD BE FIT, INSTEAD OF BEING FIT TO BE HOG-TIED, AS YOU ARE NOW, YOU FAT BASTARD! LOL...

[TheEvilCouncill]

@kittygalore69 he's not reading this, nor did he post this. You're stupid.

[dadandlad606]

Put your mind in the gutter, then listen.... Lol

[BarefootSerpent]

Come on, YouTube. You must post the Jimmy Dean reply to this yahoo.

[spitfacedrip]

Fuck, I wanna eat god damnit.

[msLynne2you]

ummm you guys are so random nothing to do with the jimmy dean dude

[NeroRome]

fuck it im gonna eat god damnit



[Kitchinsink3]

Where are we supposed to get sos-sitch?!

[mjgately1]

My little plump scotch girl requires MORE SAUSAGE

[mattsabbath77]

What I find interesting is the fact that none of you have mentioned the Good Lord so far! I'm pretty darn sure as Charlene that they wouldn't try and pull this 12oz crap in heaven...can you imagine?! I bet those sausage makers don't even have faith, I bet they think a sausage just ups and jumps right on out the ground.

Jeez I'm angry.

[Wells306]

Day Dook Dyur Jab!!!

[DanfromDallas1]

Can you imagine what their bathroom smells like in the morning after the "three guys who weigh over 200lbs, and the plump girl" have to go to the bathroom at about the same time after eating all that Jimmy Dean Sausage with eggs and toast, and hash browns and coffee and bisquits with gravy and milk and orange juice and don't forget the salt and pepper they load on those portions....and I bet this goes on EVERY morning in that double wide trailer of theirs.....Oh, the humanity!!

[tonymel2005]

@DanfromDallas1 Yeah, right along with the T-bone steaks....lol!

[DanfromDallas1]

@tonymel2005 .....hahaha...you're right Tony...I just hope that after they finish those T-Bones in their double wide trailer that they throw the bones out the window to their three pit bulls who are eagerly waiting outside for their regulary scheduled Saturday morning T- Bone treats. Can't you just imagine this family lifting their buns off the chairs to fart after eating, and eating more,...moments before they have to run to the bathroom. Oh, the humanity!

[dlifeon]

@DanfromDallas1 And a t-bone steak apiece.

[Therealtaxidriver]

Somebody needs to put this guy on the "King Of The Hill" show, Boy I'll Tell You What!

[czs5056]

i wanna eat god damn it. that's why i go for the 16 oz not the the 12 oz. fight on the good fight good man

[Dking863]

Man this guy has a point. How true it is!

[bond284]

T-bone steak for breakfast? Serious?

[demonwx10]

1:44 I swore I heard

"and the two girls and they put in their f*cking p*ssy"

[06hatter]

six hundred pounds of men are probably grind up i those sausages

[punkRawkk132]

I like how there are country songs in the related videos bar.

[evolutionj]

I'm eating jimmy dean skillets while watching this.

[Rooter84]

Save money, yeah. Save money, save money f&ck I want to eat!

[s577151]

you mad brah?



[biggdaddy2001]

Well said put it to the man for down sizing and charging. The same price hey they tried to bring something. Small to Texas's LOL go big or go home

[notchjohnson1]

@notchjohnson1 well that, and giving the federal government more power than the state which is what the constitution is all about

[rich0292]

@notchjohnson1 Hey, the south lost the war for states rights fair and square.

[notchjohnson1]

@rich0292 im not exactly sure what you are saying? are you defending the federal government?

[MySweetSelf]

My husband has 16 oz package. it only feeds one.

[cky1088]

@MySweetSelf Stupid slut.

[Cookiecutter87]

@cky1088 Why are you calling her that? There is nothing that she said that was either stupid or slutty?

[cky1088]

@Cookiecutter87 Irony, Something you obviously can't catch.

[Cookiecutter87]

@cky1088 Okay. It is actually really hard to get on the internet you know. It is easier to tell in real life, where you can know by the tone of voice.

[Fishsticks187]

Ok, are we seriously having a debate about SLAVERY on a FUCKING JIMMY DEAN'S CALL VIDEO?!

[goldpants504]

@Fishsticks187 Exactly. Can't even watch a music video these days without seeing two jag-offs argue about stock options.

[MagicalJerky]

i read somewhere that 90% of ALL statistics are made up on the spot!

[jamesstallman]

@MagicalJerky Love the Snider reference. Thanks.

[koukinshouyu]

@Sporkinator4 Why? It's true lol. I'm not saying that the South was right about slavery. They were dead wrong. But the abolition of slavery was not just to free the slaves. It was also a military move to economically cripple the South. I was just saying that a lot of people assume when they think about the civil war.

[koukinshouyu]

Most people don't know the real reason that the North wanted to liberate the southern slaves. The northern government (including Lincoln) didn't have the slaves well being in mind. They knew that the South's entire economy revolved around the slaves. So if they could free the slaves, the southern economy would be shot and it would be easier for the North to win. Pure war strategy. But still, better the North won.

[Sporkinator4]

@koukinshouyu wtf? your the dumbest fucktard ever. you are the reason i say FUCK AMERICA

[OneCrayGuy89]

@koukinshouyu Uhhhh... No?

Besides the war wasn't really about slavery- that was kind of a secondary thing, the main thing dealt with states rights- and Lincoln, being a Republican, gave more power to the federal government.

[Terrance2786]

A woman...who is a little plump...scotch girl!

I like how he justifies why she is a little plump.

[nightrunning4eva]

I love this guy.  Randy Taylor, I salute you!!! For folks who are actually taking his message seriously...?

[jerkappy]

Couple dozen eggs!!!! LOL

[mazetga]

Randy Taylor ftmfw

[MandaPanda21403]

Ugh what an ass. Not everyone from the north eats the Sage and Maple flavors. Way to stereotype. Dude needs a swift kick in the ass.

[TheCaptainQuantum]

God help me, but I hate the south.

[jeffburky8388]

@TheCaptainQuantum not as much as we hate you

[TheCaptainQuantum]

@jeffburky8388 I know you do. Because reason triumphed against backwoods ignorance and we won the Civil War. BURN!

[TheCaptainQuantum]

@joepappa1 The South wanted slavery. The North was fighting to liberate slaves. Yeah, WE are the ones who are racist... DOUBLE BURN!

[TheCaptainQuantum]

@joepappa1 You lost the argument, you lost the war. Get over it.

[joepappa1]

@TheCaptainQuantum Only says you. If all the Yanks would move back north we would definitely be the winner!

[joepappa1]

@TheCaptainQuantum I was wondering how far you would carry this silliness. I was born in Poughkeepsie, Ny and reside in Buffalo now. Gotcha

[TheCaptainQuantum]

This guy is a hillbilly, scumbag piece of garbage.

[sminglis1]

I think we ALL know who needs their ass kicked, and it's not the people at Jimmy Dean!

[rnasap]

Maybe they wouldn't be 200+ lbs guys if they would enbrace the 12 oz. rolls...

maybe a little salad too, and by the way, oatmeal is not a 4 letter word.

[TheXLCHKid]

All this Texas bravado reminds me of the Alaskan who got tired of it and

threatened to split Alaska in two and make Texas the THIRD largest state

in the union. I can find this amusing even though I grew up in Texas.

[rjky1986]

So I technically live in the Lower Midwest; that's the North compared to Texas and Alabama and places like that. Am I not allowed to eat Jimmy Dean sausage simply because I'm not in the Deep South?

"That fuckin pussy roll of sausage...."

[rjky1986]

Randy Trailer Taylor...

[vocalyouth]

Randy Taylor is so mad about sausage.

[Brdj010]

From what he and his family sounds like, he and his family should take a message from the downgrade in sausage and lose some weight. No wonder America is so fat.

[aahanks97]

thats was awsome :D

[Firestarrage]

He doesn't realize he's still on the phone and it's recording

[tailchain]

I feel exactly the same way this guy does about all the fuckin cheatin of the people that companies and our government pulls on us. Fuck Them.

[Snypex657]

What wrong with ppl from the north suck my nuts

[CODinfo101]

why dont you just fucking buy two 12 ozs???

[NickBFTD]

@CODinfo101 i was thinking the same thing but i think the problem is they changed the 16oz for 12oz but kept the same price.

[Saturn554]

lol that man was MAD!!! ROFLMAO!!! 

[Buckeyecat2002]

I think Jimmy should have given the Lone Star State Sausage Warrior a semi truck filled with sausage or created the "Big Jimmy Taxas Baller"- 1/2 Pound Pure Pork Susage/Egg/Three Cheese Texas Breakfast Patty Special or something similar honoring the caller. This is as bad as the McDonald customer calling 911 when Mickey D ran ouit of nuggets.

[axel360]

sounds like Hank Hill from King of The Hill

[gsgeier21]

Well f*ck I'm gonna eat God Dammit!

[1234MECK]

yep, hes a texan.

[xNmilesx]

L0L. stupid rednecks

[jdog942]

@xNmilesx Ha ha ha, stupid city boy. And no capitalization after your period, or let alone no period.

[layhayla]

@xNmilesx He is an older man.. and he WANTS his SAUSAGE.

[layhayla]

This is FUNNY.. but he meant it darnet! LOL

[FelchBelcher]

Randy, sug, sage in sausage is not 'from the north' it's a western thing. Maple is but sage doesn't grow in Maple tree country.

[KRISTOPHER98271]

OMG this is two funny

[Abena20]

It ain't gonna work.

[NekedRooster]

If a roll of sausage (12oz or otherwise) plus "2 dozen eggs" won't fill you, you're 2 fat brothers, your "plump" wife, and your 13 yr old daughter then you've got far bigger issues you need to deal with. Instead of pissing away 2 minutes of your life ranting about the fact that you can't get fatter go for a goddamn walk!

[don417]

@NekedRooster Why do you assume he's fat? Maybe him and the other two big ol boys actually do something called manual labor for a living. Manual labor requires calories. Look it up in a dictionary, I'm sure you've probably never done any of it yourself.

[NekedRooster]

@don417 Now who is doing the assuming? I build retaining walls out of Allan Block...Google it and you'll understand that I know quite a bit about manual labor. I've also worked for moving companies and done stints on construction crews and ranch work in Paradise Valley Montana. But you're correct I did assume Randy is a fat lardass...we live in a country where nearly 30% of adults are obese and he's going off about a few less ounces of sausage...not really that much of a reach is it???

[riveratdo]

Turns out they still made the 16oz pack, his local store quit carrying it!

[kcs1211]

This is too funny. Gotta listen

[thesicilianguitarist]

Did ya'll know that was George W. Bush's uncle Jim Bob? It's true... ask George!

[FixedNewsChannel]

This guy is actually a lobbyist for 300 million Americans.

[WillBC6996]

I think the grocery store will sell you more than one package of Jimmy Dean sausage

[dldulick]

@WillBC6996 "hes not gonna buy 2 12oz packages at the same god damn price"

[kamahmah]

@dldulick

The 12 oz roll is the same price now as the 16oz used to be.

[kaliforniasgold]

I'm mad that this man cooks a dozen eggs, steak, and sausage for breakfast. Everything must be bigger in Texas.

[Trishadadisha]

Awhhhh bullchit Maple sausage rocks with eggs and I am a southern girl!



[beckzwayne]

this was funny as hell mate i havnt laughed like that for real in ages, but i agree is ridiculas they sell u stuff which u dont recieve the right ingredients and right amount!

[cool555breeze]

Over 200lbs - 'cause you eat sausage, you redneck!!

[welcomehome901]

What a fat slob

[quijybo2]

who the hell eats T-bone steak for breakfast? lmao

[westonmana]

56 people work at Jimmy Dean.

[thelonz69]

Sounds like a damn monster movie.I feel your pain,DAMMIT I WANT TO EAT TOO!!

[bookwormbandit]

America, Fuck Yeah!

[flawless876]

some little consumer geekazoid lulz

[calimiket]

a couple dozen eggs, T-bone Steak AND sausage? geez

[c15studios]

Aww. He's just upset because his "sausage" is too small.

[SlumberCloud]

sounds like his family needs to diet

[MrFudgeIt]

Thank you, America, for supporting our cause. The Jimmy Dean folks have heard us loud and clear, and have reinstated the 16 oz. Regular sausage. No more p****y 12 oz. roll.

[MrFudgeIt]

I'm a hog for hog ...

[reaperemofull]

fucking funny my dad and i laffed are asses off

[rubbersole79]

Why not just buy a 12 oz. roll for everybody?

[booper21]

LOL?

[flowforce3]

your products are delicious.

[texasmegasnake]

god I love hayseeds!

"save money, save money. f*** I'm gonna eat godamm*t."

Randy Taylor is a true American patriot/hero.

sausich.

[chicnoir29]

@joshkd42 - yes anything over 150lbs for a man is fat. for a woman, anything over 120 lbs is not considered fat.

[rynotg12]

@chicnoir29 you must be a teeny tiny 5'9" toothpick "man" 

[chicnoir29]

@rynotg12 - haha, I'm a woman.

[imwithcoco1986]

VIDEO OF THE YEAR.

[moodymoo123]

well fuck, i wanna eat too god damnit!

[Kitchinsink3]

That guy loves that sos-sitch.

[tubebitch12]

Butcher you, a fucking HOG and make your own Goddamn sausage bitch.

[sfm073]

Just one of the reasons why I hate people from Texas.

[notchjohnson1]

@sfm073 why? cause you're a pussy?

[sfm073]

@notchjohnson1 good one.

[notchjohnson1]

@sfm073 so yes?

[sfm073]

@notchjohnson1 Did I offend a Jimmy Dean loving Texas man?

[notchjohnson1]

@sfm073 nah ive actually never had it, and ive never been to texas... im just not a faggot

[sfm073]

@notchjohnson1 Doesn't sound like it.

[notchjohnson1]

@sfm073 sounds more like i made your mom squirt again

[sfm073]

@notchjohnson1 you are one creative guy notch. Keep up the good work. 

[notchjohnson1]

@sfm073 thanks bra i will!

[Nikias]

He wouldn't mind paying more for the 16 oz roll but would mind paying more for two 12 oz rolls?

Then again I can't imagine anyone who gets this upset over sausage is smart enough to think of that.

[ShitWrangler]

@Nikias but then you have too much sausage at inflated prices. and then you gotta consider a 30 year customer of this fine sausage roll having paid afew cents for a plump 16 oz roll of premium sausage and now having to pay damn near 100 dollars for two dinky little 14 oz rolls? you're outta yer god damn mind yew sick sonumabitch. god damn little yuppie consumerist geekaroid. fugg yew.