Oh boy... Your an idiot. This is a very bad joke. Satan doesn't like those whom mock him. Satan has taken a special interest in you and will begin showing his true power over your life in the next few days. If you want him to stop, just say serve satan backwards like Obama did by saying "Let me express". Obama worships satan too!
I am overjoyed that Lord Satan will be taking a greater interest in my life! However, I am somewhat troubled: "Let me express" backwards is "Sserp Xeem Tel," and though President Obama has a noticeable Chicago accent, I do not recall the press conference at which he successfully spoke the Dark Tongue of the Pit.
Also ... it's "you're, ... idiot." You're ... idiot.
@rawyilliamjohnson Im an alien i raped satan made him my lizzard bitch, cut off his horns and nailed that lil bitch too the cross for once, like my brother jeasus he was a shapeshifter humanoid like myself you guys got it all wrong you fear the fearless wtf can a lizzard bitch do too a holgramic humaniod alein which real location is in the draco star system? nothin fuck satan he can suck my hologramic dick!
On an earlier clip you said Camelot scare the shit out of you.
1: A wise person has absolute control over what does and does not scare the shit out of them.
Try to get to this conscious place and then continue on. At the moment you seem to be just venting angrily. Which is not Souls true essence. I am your friend here but youtube is a great place to try to tell people a truth that maybe their closeset friends would like to say but wont cause they may lose a friendship. Bye for now.
I am glad someone brought up the subject of the terrifying nature of the musical "Camelot." Sure, it's all song and dance, but underneath, what is it truly saying? That an autocratic thug and his band of mafia-style lieutenants is an appropriate, nay, IDEAL form of government? And a round table? That's a lot of wasted wood, IMHO. I've seen brownie pans that meander in a snakelike fashion, maximizing both tasty edge and surface area. More people could sit at that table!
Jesus isn't the savior, lucifer isn't the king of hell, god isn't a magical being. You're all the same just with different perspectives. He'll 90% of all religious people aren't legit anyways. You don't go to church, you work on Sunday, you don't beat your kids, or stone your wives. These are all gods demands but yet man rebels against what their god considers good and makes it against the law to do those things because they know it's bad. Man gave up god a long time ago only to replace him wit
Jesus Christ is Lord and he still give Second chances, He still loves you and is calling each and everyone of you back, please listen to the ruler of the universe :) God bless you all
i personally love satan...(but only because god tells me to). Satan is like the inbred, ugly, evil, retard child that everyone is forced to love and keep in the basement. xD
Satan ????? I felt sad for you because i thought satan is not conscious enitity to be worshipped. Satan is dead. so we can use it.... becuase Satan is a symbol of man living as his prideful ! -- carnal nature dictates.
I'm Christian but I'm wondering why do you people worship Satan? (PLEASE be polite i'm just curious don't be a rial dick) like, what got you into it? And simple things like that... Thank you, also only someone who is smart enough to say something logical please reply. 1 More simple question...is there a satanic bible? Thank you.
@thehate448 simple learn more about satanism and u will see the truth am also Christian and i looked up satanism and its not bad. Christians got it all wrong satanists dont worship satanist they worship enki .
Im satanist but I found this video funny as hell, some people overly religious in satan are just like christians, they get too serious and fucking retarded.
Honestly it was a funny skit, especially since its true that all satanists avoid salt, not that it cures places of evil, but because of high blood pressure. genious. i loved it.
Father Andorr! Brother in satan! im very glad you have put up such an instructional video to teach us all what is and what is not properly satanic! however i have one question, are tumors satanic? as i have a very large one in my leg and will request that when the doctors remove it that it may be damned with the power of our dark lord. Perhaps we can watch fox together some time?
i find it funny that satanists cant take a little funny video like this, but can mock other religions just like this guy is mocking yours. btw this is fucking hillarious
Satan has no power! He is a liar and a thief! God is the heavenly Father! He loves us so much that he gave his only son to die for our sins! Jesus is our lord and savior! Jesus is the way and if you give your life to God he will give you everything you want and need! An all of your worries will go away! No matter how far you go out in the world and bad you do God will always be with you! Give your life to the God and you will have everlasting life! God is love and he loves you! God Bless
"I'm sorry, but no matter how many times I read last that sentence of yours it makes no grammatical sense. I'm sure you're making a very pithy point in whatever degraded idiot language that was.
However, thanks for the compliment of calling me T.W.A.T. (Terrific With A Tome)! I do work diligently on my dark sermons.
Grammatical sense? The sentence was a run-on, but made perfect sense. I wonder how much happier it would of made you had I misspelled a word. The sentence clearly states (once you read it you fucking idiot) which is worse:
A false Satanic organization like Church of Satan or a fool poking fun at Satanism by mocking a False Satanic organization - either way you don't understand the difference. Because your that retarded.
so if you believe in satan then you must believe in God, and you really think he can even match up with Gods power. unless your a theist satanist then you dont really believe in God or satan, you just like to sound cool. everyh
Jesus doesn't want you to call other people names. Remember from the book of Matthew: "He who calls his brother empty headed shall be in danger of hellfire".
And it's spelled "douche" in case you wanted to refer to the feminine hygeine product....
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!1!! Now THAT'S funny.Touche, sir. Touche. You are a GENIUS. See, you were going to say "butt," but then said, "brain!" I TOTALLY GET IT. Whew. Good stuff. A+. No wonder all three of your mouths are open in that emoticon.
I don't care what relegion you are or what not, but dang that was funny (and was very sarcastic) sorry though, I would love that 5% discount, but I want to hang onto my soul, I think I will continue to beleive in what might be a fictional God rather than what might be a fictional dark angel.
"Fictional? I had pinot grigio and puff pastry with Satan at a convention at an Embassy Suites not two months ago. The Dark Master even awarded me a Certificate of Achievement for my efforts in spreading the Hellish Gospel. Fictional indeed! Oh, mercy.
"But can Jesus offer you this: a fine imitation lambskin chamois with Satan's face on it, AND a FREE 1-year subscription to Satanics Quarterly? Plus, if you sign over your soul in the next ten minutes, we'll DOUBLE your gifts and you only pay shipping and handling!
thanks for your offer or actually your lord satan's offer ha ha ha, try to use that gift in hell if u can and let satan save you i wish u luck ha ha ha
"Yes, a snake can be quite evil. However, be sure to secure the top of the terrarium in which you keep your snake. I found mine in the toilet at 3 a.m. one time and nearly converted to Christianity. Oh, mercy!
lol @ all the idiots that took this too seriously
CATHYGRANT1 1 week ago
cute video. HAIL SATAN!!!! : )
qwyzl 1 week ago
You from Santa Cruz to! Haha
ResidentEvilHybrid 1 month ago
he remnds me of those aliens on galaxy quest
ILoveBlackMetal100 2 months ago
This is amusing, why are so many people hating?
metalpayne3 4 months ago
:P
needs a better voice and wtf is he talkin about him not being seen naked? book of blood>needs a better gig>
tubeyou8able 4 months ago
:P
tubeyou8able 4 months ago
Satans gay he sucks ur manginas
TheNickman323 4 months ago
He he he, I worshiped Satan for so long, I could be your daddy!
Samyaza69 5 months ago
Oh boy... Your an idiot. This is a very bad joke. Satan doesn't like those whom mock him. Satan has taken a special interest in you and will begin showing his true power over your life in the next few days. If you want him to stop, just say serve satan backwards like Obama did by saying "Let me express". Obama worships satan too!
rawyilliamjohnson 6 months ago
@rawyilliamjohnson
Father Andorr replies,
I am overjoyed that Lord Satan will be taking a greater interest in my life! However, I am somewhat troubled: "Let me express" backwards is "Sserp Xeem Tel," and though President Obama has a noticeable Chicago accent, I do not recall the press conference at which he successfully spoke the Dark Tongue of the Pit.
Also ... it's "you're, ... idiot." You're ... idiot.
MyronYeats 6 months ago 5
@MyronYeats this is hilarious more please!!!!! :3
FreeworldJTP 4 months ago
@rawyilliamjohnson Fuck Religion and Satan.
RebornHipHopIc0n 6 months ago
@rawyilliamjohnson Im an alien i raped satan made him my lizzard bitch, cut off his horns and nailed that lil bitch too the cross for once, like my brother jeasus he was a shapeshifter humanoid like myself you guys got it all wrong you fear the fearless wtf can a lizzard bitch do too a holgramic humaniod alein which real location is in the draco star system? nothin fuck satan he can suck my hologramic dick!
newmannick 6 months ago
@rawyilliamjohnson do you worship satan?
Viperluver13 1 day ago
lol!
alexrepsGA 6 months ago
XD IS THIS A JOKE!!!!!!
tvadict1000 7 months ago
thanks, this was so helpful. up until now i thought the only requirement to being a satanist was to wait 30 days before reporting my child missing.
scho4him 7 months ago
This was stupid!
jll141978 8 months ago
you're all pretty stupid if you can't tell that this is a joke.
a7xsophiie 9 months ago
this has to be a joke
skyeISaFREAK 9 months ago
dude you shouldn't watch to much fox news, it'll suck out your brain and replace it with stupid.
( P.S. i am NOT calling you stupid )
pendragon135790 11 months ago
Allah hu akbar..
HipHopOnDemandRadio 11 months ago
This is a joke, right?
irisheddd 11 months ago
On an earlier clip you said Camelot scare the shit out of you.
1: A wise person has absolute control over what does and does not scare the shit out of them.
Try to get to this conscious place and then continue on. At the moment you seem to be just venting angrily. Which is not Souls true essence. I am your friend here but youtube is a great place to try to tell people a truth that maybe their closeset friends would like to say but wont cause they may lose a friendship. Bye for now.
eckyspondoolie 1 year ago
Father Andorr replies,
I am glad someone brought up the subject of the terrifying nature of the musical "Camelot." Sure, it's all song and dance, but underneath, what is it truly saying? That an autocratic thug and his band of mafia-style lieutenants is an appropriate, nay, IDEAL form of government? And a round table? That's a lot of wasted wood, IMHO. I've seen brownie pans that meander in a snakelike fashion, maximizing both tasty edge and surface area. More people could sit at that table!
MyronYeats 1 year ago
Jesus isn't the savior, lucifer isn't the king of hell, god isn't a magical being. You're all the same just with different perspectives. He'll 90% of all religious people aren't legit anyways. You don't go to church, you work on Sunday, you don't beat your kids, or stone your wives. These are all gods demands but yet man rebels against what their god considers good and makes it against the law to do those things because they know it's bad. Man gave up god a long time ago only to replace him wit
ReThinkHeroic 1 year ago
what a queer. shit. Ozzy's a fucking Christian and he's more dark than this fag.
HaleRosalie1918 1 year ago
@HaleRosalie1918 wow it was nice of you to call him a F.A.G. (Fun Attractive Guy)
pendragon135790 11 months ago
Jesus Christ is Lord and he still give Second chances, He still loves you and is calling each and everyone of you back, please listen to the ruler of the universe :) God bless you all
MrNombie 1 year ago
@MrNombie Amen.
UniqueEverlasting 1 year ago
Awesome!
darkjane2010 1 year ago
long live satan nwo
bloodmandan 1 year ago
Is that a fancy rat? I use to have one, they live for about four years. Is she still alive?
XxFourTwentyxX 1 year ago
funny, butnone is true
vids4games 1 year ago
Destroy them with LOVE my brother. No matter what they do or say keep loving them... wait that sounds like rape. UM...xD
DWRIndustry 1 year ago
i personally love satan...(but only because god tells me to). Satan is like the inbred, ugly, evil, retard child that everyone is forced to love and keep in the basement. xD
DWRIndustry 1 year ago
Satan ????? I felt sad for you because i thought satan is not conscious enitity to be worshipped. Satan is dead. so we can use it.... becuase Satan is a symbol of man living as his prideful ! -- carnal nature dictates.
1111goodmorning 1 year ago
@1111goodmorning um.. god died too...but it was funny at least you dont see people handing with a planks
tichergeorge 1 year ago
your funny hahahha
keisuke185 1 year ago
lol now i'm gonna to worship satin too because it sounds like fun
SuperCommentDude2 1 year ago
Satan is EVIL WE MUST DESTROY THE SATAN WORSHIPPERS! xD
darkstar3x16 1 year ago
lol
bkglamb 1 year ago
hahahahahha this guy makes laugh i was laughing for the whole video hahahah funny duude
nickelboy2 1 year ago
I'm Christian but I'm wondering why do you people worship Satan? (PLEASE be polite i'm just curious don't be a rial dick) like, what got you into it? And simple things like that... Thank you, also only someone who is smart enough to say something logical please reply. 1 More simple question...is there a satanic bible? Thank you.
-The curious Christian (Matthew 10:33)
thehate448 1 year ago
@thehate448 simple learn more about satanism and u will see the truth am also Christian and i looked up satanism and its not bad. Christians got it all wrong satanists dont worship satanist they worship enki .
narutodemon90 1 year ago
hail satin!!!
satinwarship 1 year ago
Hail Satan!
Bloated666Carcass 1 year ago
Satan...ha makes me laugh the fool. im muslim btw.
VisibleGaming 1 year ago
@VisibleGaming same im muslims ttoo
HasnainM786 1 year ago
how stupid can you get wordship satan??? dont you have any sense wow jahnnum is your last destination.
afgnazir 1 year ago
Im satanist but I found this video funny as hell, some people overly religious in satan are just like christians, they get too serious and fucking retarded.
Honestly it was a funny skit, especially since its true that all satanists avoid salt, not that it cures places of evil, but because of high blood pressure. genious. i loved it.
~Headmaster Crow
runemaster123654 1 year ago
hey man, what's the background music?
darknipple 1 year ago
You should make a video saying how good of a person Satan actually is! I'm sure he has his reasons for acting so evil...
nuguns93 1 year ago
Hail Satan!
TheGreenPlague 1 year ago
great video
ChaosStreetPunk 1 year ago
wow, this video sucks...next.....
hxzxxl 1 year ago
why would people worship satan? i mean come on he's evil...
1337PW 1 year ago
@1337PW The media displays him as evil, he could be a good person. And not everyone has to be all "happy" and good and crap like that.
Sanana135 1 year ago
funny video, I like it. :)
btw, what's the name of that song at the end?
666rockyou 1 year ago
LOL im an agnostic and that was fucking funny
BlowDryingBubbles 1 year ago
Hilarious! I hope this gets you a job writing for TV.
duncankimball 1 year ago
you're obviously hiding your satanic roots behind satire. worshipping the devil is lame. you know it.
ALPINESWATCHES 1 year ago
IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!
airsoftferden 1 year ago
Yes We Can
anashk1992 1 year ago
What is wrong with you people?! Worship Jesus!
cateybug16 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha ur one funny ass weirdo
SuperPoida 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at the end?
johncxl 2 years ago
that was gay but the song at the end was goood
tokemasterful 2 years ago
I'm praying for all of you.
pepitoocuh 2 years ago
nope i am an muslim
revtheory2ik 2 years ago
ur stooped i h8 u
EpicSOB 2 years ago
Hell, here i come!
aweres 2 years ago
wait i belive in the part of controling your own life but i dont want to go to hell thts my only problem lol
metallica3678 2 years ago
Father Andorr! Brother in satan! im very glad you have put up such an instructional video to teach us all what is and what is not properly satanic! however i have one question, are tumors satanic? as i have a very large one in my leg and will request that when the doctors remove it that it may be damned with the power of our dark lord. Perhaps we can watch fox together some time?
-Yours in hellfire
The Tapeworm
tapytapeworm 2 years ago
i find it funny that satanists cant take a little funny video like this, but can mock other religions just like this guy is mocking yours. btw this is fucking hillarious
dawildabeast24 2 years ago
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Satan has no power! He is a liar and a thief! God is the heavenly Father! He loves us so much that he gave his only son to die for our sins! Jesus is our lord and savior! Jesus is the way and if you give your life to God he will give you everything you want and need! An all of your worries will go away! No matter how far you go out in the world and bad you do God will always be with you! Give your life to the God and you will have everlasting life! God is love and he loves you! God Bless
howellrod21 2 years ago
please don't offend the religion i am about to join
tomb1272 2 years ago
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Creation2012 2 years ago 4
Father Andorr replies,
"I'm sorry, but no matter how many times I read last that sentence of yours it makes no grammatical sense. I'm sure you're making a very pithy point in whatever degraded idiot language that was.
However, thanks for the compliment of calling me T.W.A.T. (Terrific With A Tome)! I do work diligently on my dark sermons.
Hail Satan,
Father Andorr"
MyronYeats 2 years ago 6
Grammatical sense? The sentence was a run-on, but made perfect sense. I wonder how much happier it would of made you had I misspelled a word. The sentence clearly states (once you read it you fucking idiot) which is worse:
A false Satanic organization like Church of Satan or a fool poking fun at Satanism by mocking a False Satanic organization - either way you don't understand the difference. Because your that retarded.
YOU TWAT.
Creation2012 2 years ago
yet you stupid fucks can bash on christianity not really knowing wtf your talking about, double standard. take a dose of your own fucking medicine.
You dousche
dawildabeast24 2 years ago
@dawildabeast24 xcuse me,satanists generally know A LOT about christianity,why do you think we became satanists hahaha
ParadoxapocalypSatan 2 years ago
so if you believe in satan then you must believe in God, and you really think he can even match up with Gods power. unless your a theist satanist then you dont really believe in God or satan, you just like to sound cool. everyh
dawildabeast24 2 years ago
@dawildabeast24 eeehh no,there are other possibilities...anyway,this video rocks ! we can at least agree on that.
ParadoxapocalypSatan 2 years ago
You are nothing but a dumb jesus freak!!! (get a life) lol
3766401 2 years ago
yeah i am. is all you got on me.
dawildabeast24 2 years ago
You call me all kinds of names.... And then you say you are a Christian........ LOL You are nothing but a dousche!!
3766401 2 years ago
did i ever call you a name. people can only take so much
dawildabeast24 2 years ago
Oh so you are going to play that card!! IMAO You are a joke.......... LOL LOL LOL LOL
3766401 2 years ago
These are the words you use dip shit.... LOL LOL (get a life) IMAO
3766401 2 years ago
@ dawildabeast24
Jesus doesn't want you to call other people names. Remember from the book of Matthew: "He who calls his brother empty headed shall be in danger of hellfire".
And it's spelled "douche" in case you wanted to refer to the feminine hygeine product....
speedball77573 2 years ago
@Creation2012 ohhh stfu as a true satanist you know what youre probably a bitch you dont know satan and you never will
KuntaKinte776666 1 year ago
@Creation2012 God is going to kick Satan's ass
ALPINESWATCHES 1 year ago
@Creation2012 how do u start worshiping satan do u have to kill goats cuz i dont know were to find any D: no really how do u start
tichergeorge 1 year ago
@Creation2012 I think you should go to the Church of Satan's annual book exchange and trade your Satanic Bible for a DICTIONARY!
skater2263 1 year ago
the next time you run into satan, could you remind him that he still owes me $50? he's been a real bitch about it lately. thanks.
Raptor302 2 years ago 7
Father Andorr replies,
"Satan says he distinctly remembers that it was $25, and he'll totally have it for you next week after Hell cuts paychecks, honestly.
Yours in Hellfire,
Father Andorr"
MyronYeats 2 years ago 3
Not funny. It looks like if Satan exists, he SURE was in this Guys Bu- ... Brain, i mean. xDDD
Todesbengel 2 years ago
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!1!! Now THAT'S funny.Touche, sir. Touche. You are a GENIUS. See, you were going to say "butt," but then said, "brain!" I TOTALLY GET IT. Whew. Good stuff. A+. No wonder all three of your mouths are open in that emoticon.
MyronYeats 2 years ago
i have a littlew mouselololol'
yallneedtosmokeweed 2 years ago
I don't care what relegion you are or what not, but dang that was funny (and was very sarcastic) sorry though, I would love that 5% discount, but I want to hang onto my soul, I think I will continue to beleive in what might be a fictional God rather than what might be a fictional dark angel.
Sorry guys, no converting fo rme today
dumba54 3 years ago
Father Andorr replies:
"Fictional? I had pinot grigio and puff pastry with Satan at a convention at an Embassy Suites not two months ago. The Dark Master even awarded me a Certificate of Achievement for my efforts in spreading the Hellish Gospel. Fictional indeed! Oh, mercy.
Yours in Satan,
Father Andorr"
MyronYeats 3 years ago
hopefully you will get back to your mind before iy is too late, i only worship my lord jesus christ himself and no others
iyadshaheen 3 years ago
Father Andorr replies:
"But can Jesus offer you this: a fine imitation lambskin chamois with Satan's face on it, AND a FREE 1-year subscription to Satanics Quarterly? Plus, if you sign over your soul in the next ten minutes, we'll DOUBLE your gifts and you only pay shipping and handling!
Yours in Satan,
Father Andorr"
MyronYeats 3 years ago
thanks for your offer or actually your lord satan's offer ha ha ha, try to use that gift in hell if u can and let satan save you i wish u luck ha ha ha
iyadshaheen 3 years ago
You can get Satanic Quarterly now? That's bullshit I joined when the Dark Lord gave out Sports Illustrated!
iGreenBerry 2 years ago
O.O coool Im new at this and Im 13. LOL ummm is a snake evil
Akatsukibabysitter 3 years ago
Father Andorr replies:
"Yes, a snake can be quite evil. However, be sure to secure the top of the terrarium in which you keep your snake. I found mine in the toilet at 3 a.m. one time and nearly converted to Christianity. Oh, mercy!
Yours in Satan,
Father Andorr"
MyronYeats 3 years ago
Cool thxs
Akatsukibabysitter 3 years ago
Finally some guidelines!
Mollybeeheart 3 years ago