Doctor Who Series 5: Top 15 One Liners

[ENindustries]

What episode is number four from?

[AvleyPlenstion]

Number 14 describes me perfectly!!!!

[TheAmberh44]

It's a fez. Fezes are cool. I am saying that if I ever wear a fez!!!!

[custardmeteor]

Solider: do you trust this man?

River: I absolutely trust him.

Solider: so he's not some kind of madman?

*pause*

River: I absolutely trust him.

[TheWynLewis]

Complete shit...."Matt" Smith is the Doctor like Hitler was a painter.

[ZetaCron]

@TheWynLewis Have you ever actually seen any of Hitler's paintings? They're quite good.

[4everyukixzero]

...i havea fez on my head....

[animagus91]

no 11 and 2 4s.

[Bagpuss76]

@animagus91 a word of advise if you are going to make a habit out of nitpicking other peoples creative work: at least try and make sure you get your facts right. In this case, there are two clips tied for 4th and two clips tied for 10th, quite clearly indicated by the use of the = sign. As such, there are quite rightly no clips in 11th or 5th place.

[iluvdoctorwho99]

So you kissed her back

No i kissed her face

[vaggos5]

You are who leaves the brakes on..

[awesomedan157]

it seems uncool to have discovered doctor who in 1972 and seeing doctors 2,3,5 and 6, with sarah jane, brigadeer and the blond romana live in 1984 in chicago. the old episodes are just as good as anything today and should be on tv just as much. i love doctor who.

[NinjaClyde]

i think i would have switched one one then with the quote "Look at me, I'm a target!"

[garbenbarben7987]

i love this vid

[DashCat9]

Bowtie. Cool.  ...... I can buy a fez...

[chloelouiise93]

lol Jeff watches porn!

[Jto11Ms]

Number 11) is deffinetly the best!

[DollDesignMe]

Number 15's catchphrase was not what the doctor said...

but Rory's punch.

[Bagpuss76]

@DollDesignMe that one liner is about Rory's "she is to me" that followed the punch actually.

[ThreePipeProblems]

Hello, I'm Captain Troy Handsome.

[ThreePipeProblems]

@ThreePipeProblems Of International Rescue. Thunderbirds for the win XD

[iammadness]

question.  what is a jammy dodger?

[Bagpuss76]

@iammadness it's a biscuit with a jam filling

[iammadness]

@Bagpuss76 Ohhh. Thanks :)

[TimmyTheNerd]

@Bagpuss76

So...a jammy dodger is sort of like a jelly filled doughnut? I'll have to try one.

[Bagpuss76]

@TimmyTheNerd not a doughnut, no, a biscuit. 

[TimmyTheNerd]

@Bagpuss76

I understand this. I was comparing it to a jelly filled doughnut as it is the only think I have to compare it with. I am very aware that a biscuit is not the same as a doughnut.

[soygurl24]

@Bagpuss76 I think there's a bit of a language barrier here... a "biscuit" in the UK is nothing like a "biscuit" in the US. A better translation for the Americans reading, would be a jam filled "cookie." For the confused Brits, "biscuit" in the US kind of like a fluffy scone.

And all of this could have been avoided, with a simple google search or two. ;)

[ebrach121]

@Bagpuss76 I live in america so when I saw some on a shelf I totally nerded out ha ha ha.

[NeoDMC]

@iammadness

Also note a biscuit in England is a cookie in America.

[iammadness]

@NeoDMC Yeah that I did know :) And crisps are potato chips.

[iammadness]

@iammadness And of course chips are fries.

[ActuallyLiam]

@NeoDMC I though cookies and Biscuits were two different things. Cookie is a single layer biscuit often with choc chips or a certain flavour and a Biscuit was a double layer with cream, jam etc. With the exception of Oreos which are Branded by the company who makes them as cookies. It could just be in my country. Same as Chips are full of potato (Can be thin, not wedge shaped, Fries are the ones similar to McDonalds ones.

[LibertineDeSade]

@iammadness We actually have them here in the U.S. but I can't remember for the life of me what we call them. Something cookie, it's a cookie with jam in the center. I haven't had them since I was a kid but I remembered my family always had them at holiday and family get togethers. They're really good. Hmmm... now I want one. LOL.

[iammadness]

@LibertineDeSade That's okay I often crave me mom's ableskivvers she never makes anymore.

[LibertineDeSade]

@iammadness Awe! :-)

[maatoon]

@iammadness google jaffa cake ;)

[MarcAndre1]

Ya... Luv this show.

[NayruHatake]

Fez's are cool.

[Namaechan]

Ahh... I want a fez :P

[OptiSD]

I bought a Fez, and a red bow tie off of Amazon. I also bought a button that said "Fezes and bow ties are cool"

[mrsgaby17]

"RESPECT THE THING" is a good one too :D

[543Sun]

From which episode is the 8th one?

[Bagpuss76]

@543Sun The Big Bang

[CrazyconfusedAmanda7]

Don't you just love how when he wakes up his priorities are having legs, a bowtie, and a fez?

[TheRobynmorin94]

In 3 he sounds like he's having an asthma attack, lmao! Also, I'm just saying, one of my favorite quotes is "Look I'm a target!" I use it often. I also liked River's "Check your records" speech and the dalek going all "Mercy!!!!", but that's not really a one liner, lol.

However, all of the ones in this are amazing, lol.

[redalader]

2:10-2:13 Thats what she said

[UmbraeCrux]

My favourite part is when he wakes up in the TARDIS in the season5 finale, and he starts checking himself, but at the end of that scene he's like "Oh! I'm alive! I love when I do that!"

[GreatSage91]

what was number 6 from?

[Bagpuss76]

@GreatSage91 Vampires of Venice

[tourdeforce17]

"Searching all nearby water supply. There's an escaped fish..."

How did this get ignored????

[Bagpuss76]

@tourdeforce17 it wasn't ignored, it didn't get enough votes to make the list though....:-/

[Yardnoc3103]

my favorite is

I'm sorry but your not making any sense

I am making perfect sense you are just not keeping up

[HarmonyAndTheDoctor]

It's cool bow-ties are cool

[MegaStupidMagic]

I like how everyone says "bow tie".

[MrSamster911]

"it goes ding when there's stuff"

[MusicMeg2012]

... There are two number fours?

[Bagpuss76]

@MusicMeg2012 no there are two videos tied for 4th place, as is clearly indicated by the = sign. 

[MusicMeg2012]

@Bagpuss76 oh okay! I should have surmised.

[Katethepineapplegirl]

00:42 And then Rory became the most badass character on Doctor Who...

[sugardance100]

'Legs, yes. Bow tie, cool. I can buy a fez.' The fez action makes this my number 1 :)

[TheScars75]

"According to Amy there was an unexpected house."

[Minkymink18]

Death once had a near-Rory experience.

[orlibomb]

@Bagpuss76 thanks heaps!

[TheLordsOfGamecraft]

Dr, can you sonic me ? xD

[KiwiFruitProduction]

get a girlfriend jeff...loooolz

[orlibomb]

wwhich episode is number 8

[Bagpuss76]

@orlibomb The Big Bang

[Suzumia5560]

witch episode is #9?

[Bagpuss76]

@Suzumia5560 Vampires of Venice

[decgar07]

Just wondering. What episode's the Troy Handsome quote from? Great vid!

[Bagpuss76]

@decgar07 It's from The Lodger....:)

[CJFRANKS7]

'Would you like some TEA?'

Lol gets me everytime

[TheArg17]

I love jammy dodgers...

[JessicaAnne27]

15 should have been number 1. "Your girlfriend isn't the most important thing in the universe." *punch* "SHE IS TO ME!"

[4skymylove]

And you kissed her back?

No, I kissed her mouth.

Ha!!

[MaldroidX]

number 12 should be number 1. Just saying

[fezandbowtie]

Fezzes are cool :]

[RedellaLGTYAG]

15 'Your girlfriend isn't more inportant then the whole universe'

(Rory turns The Doctor around and gives him a big punch in the face)

'SHE IS TO ME!!!!' lol

[RedellaLGTYAG]

love the 'where's the noise?' 'what noise'! (3)

[RedellaLGTYAG]

legs, yes. Bowtie, cool. Fez... I can always buy a fez.

[cheesedoodles11]

ROFL!! i love 0:40!!

[magmablock]

Should have included his lecture on what to never put in a trap.

[Bagpuss76]

@magmablock that doesn't fit in with criteria for this vote, it's comic moments.

[magmablock]

@Bagpuss76 Ah, gotcha. Still, if you ever decide to make another list with the appropriate criteria, that would be a good one to include.

[thejedwardfan1231]

"You're Scottish, fry something" so funny!!!

[AmiMusicTree]

number 6 is the best!

[purplegreenredyellow]

whoo-ians

[LilacDownDeep]

So do the Whoonies/Whovians live in Whoville?

[Bagpuss76]

@LilacDownDeep no we live in whoonie land...;)

[Bagpuss76]

@Starweardo the people who voted on this video collectively call themselves Whoonies. It's a riff off the term The Goonies for a group of fans that share a light hearted and less obsessive appreciation for the show. You can call yourself what you want (I'd suggest the term smart arse would be most apt though) , but please don't tell us what we can call ourselves. Cheers.

[Pokemaniacify900]

I would be scared to death if a Dalek walked up to me and asked if I wanted some tea.

[murderfrikker]

NUMBER SIX <3333

[SylvverInWonderland]

I am waiting for my mad man in a box :D

[flubberface08]

"Yours is bigger than mine."

"Let's not go there..."

[gemofgems]

Brilliant list! <3

[Andernerd]

lol @ #12

[hawkeye8880]

Aww... No Comfy Chairs?

[CrazyGood88]

"Do you trust this man?"

"I absolutely trust him."

"He's not some kind of madman then?"

"..........I absolutely trust him."

LOVE

[clarinetyful]

@CrazyGood88 YES.

[THEM1GHTYTARD]

On no. 4 he should have that he was promised cake

[NoctisTenshi]

Epic!

[Alysin123]

I always laugh when rory punches the doctor and he's like "HEEHE!" colapse. I want rory! I WILL TAKE AMY AWAY AND FEED RORY A LOVE POTION...

[PhantomFan1a]

Love the whole thing about the jammie dodger :)

[pigeonp3]

"So you kissed her back?.."

"No. I kissed her mouth."

[FutureRoseHathaway]

@pigeonp3 That is absolutely my favorite quote of all time :)

[kitty19181]

As soon as he said "Get a girlfriend." I burst out laughing.

[SuperMovieClipz]

whovians forever

[Gilari]

I was SO happy when they mentioned International Rescue. Bet the Doctor's partnered with them for a few things!

[starkidfangirl]

WHO DA MAN?

[Choc291]

it's a fez. I wear a fez now. fez's are cool

[Bagpuss76]

@TimBurtonRules i didn't miss anything out, there are some clips that are tied in certain places, as denoted by an = sign.

[Lockjaw95]

Your no. 1 is what I would have picked for no. 1 too! Yay!

[crabbieappleton]

"And you kissed her back?"

"No, I kissed her mouth" kills me every time I hear it.

[Jkouw]

1:07

Octavian: "do you trust this man?"

River: "I absolutely trust him"

Octavian: "he's not some kind of mad man then?"

River: "I absolutely trust him"

[MelissaMae98xx]

'Blimey! Get a girlfriend Jeff'

I love that <2 :') :L

[Sharpclawasaurus]

Heheh, wouldn't it be weird if the next Doctor was a teenager? I mean, he's done old, middle aged, and young, but never, like, teenage.

If ya know what I mean :P

[Odisiaru]

@Sharpclawasaurus i think that's actually been discussed, but the main thing is that most people don't think a teenager has the right mindset to capture the essence of the doctor, which i agree with

[crazyloverofcats]

Mad man with rocks!!!!!! That's fuuny

[akmct9]

thumbs up if you thought FALCON PUNCH !!!! AT 0:42

[narwhal17]

No, I kissed her mouth.

[nick7305]

well then river song kills the Doctor shame really

[Holydeathkingchamp]

I will surely miss the eleventh doctor, especially considering the only time we will likely see him after Christmas is when he dies and a new generation steps forth.

[Bagpuss76]

@Holydeathkingchamp Matt is signed up for the next series. I doubt he is going anywhere till the 50th anniversary quite honestly.

[Holydeathkingchamp]

@Bagpuss76 I didn't know he signed, that's wonderful, and that'd be great.

[TheMegaVessel]

@Bagpuss76 Sorry to inform you that one of the prophecies from the end of Wedding of River Song is Fall of the Eleventh.

[nick7305]

@Holydeathkingchamp if youve seen the season u get ideas of what happen and if you see the finale well you know what happens.

[TakeruTakemoto12]

@Holydeathkingchamp As stated by Bagpuss76. Matt's here until 2013, I believe that's when the 50th anniversary special is.

[hoardan007]

@TakeruTakemoto12 does this mean he wont be playing the doctor after that? or is he confirmed to be atleast there til then. would he be playing him after the 50th anniversary special?

[TakeruTakemoto12]

@hoardan007 I wouldn't think he'd be playing him after that. So we've got two more series and a 50th anniversary special to admire Matt. I did hear a rumour, the anniversary special might be a three Doctor special. Who knows what'll happen there.

[hoardan007]

@TakeruTakemoto12 interesting, i want matt smith to play the doctor forever though!!!!

[IceMetalPunk]

@hoardan007 I said the same thing about David (Tennant, that is). And Tennant is still "my Doctor", as they say, but I love Smith, too. And I think we'll all probably love whoever (pun intended) takes his place.

[helldrag0n47]

@Holydeathkingchamp

he's got series 7 mate, so don't worry.

[Phaedrusgr]

@Holydeathkingchamp But he signed! We will see him!

[animefan809]

loved number 2 lol and I love the cookies in number 4

[StarDancerLB]

LOL at number three!

[Blueskysummer7]

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."

[soldiergirl84]

@FullmetalPrussia360 That is great!!! I LOLed at that so hard. I also love whenever he says that what others might consider to be an odd clothing choice ( a fez or a bow tie, for example) is "cool".

[TheSOfficial]

two one liners in the 4th place FTW!

[Askaters182]

:39 for quote starting

[sherry56]

You don't have it in there, its the line that I think goes "can I have an apple?" its from the first episode when he climbs out of the tardis and see amy for the first time.

[sherry56]

I love the apple line too! But this video made my night!

[howdyheygoodneighbor]

Haha my name is Lucy! :D Except...I don't jump out of cakes lol!

[reptongeek]

@howdyheygoodneighbor Are you diabetic though

[howdyheygoodneighbor]

@reptongeek Actually, yes! Haha (:

[sinclairchap]

I <3<3 Time Lords :3

[cyberman234]

You should do some for the other series as well. Or maybe different catorgories on a seperate channel have "Top 15...." and a new one every week or so.

[Bagpuss76]

@cyberman234 there may well be one for series 6 one liners....:)

[anuong1]

There is 2 Number 4's but I'd like to know where the 4th Dalek one is?

[Bagpuss76]

@anuong1 they are tied for 4th place ,as is indicated by the 4th=]. the dalek clip is from Victory of the Daleks.

[Bagpuss76]

@FullmetalPrussia360 it's from Vampires in Venice. It's odd because the episode isn't a favorite of mine, but it does have the best pre credit sequence (with the cake) and some of the best one liners from the series 5!:)

[lawrencealcantara620]

i was hoping for the weeping angels episode with the "ther eis something you never ever put in to a trap" bit D:

[Bagpuss76]

@lawrencealcantara620 that is a great scene, but it's not a one liner, a one liner refers to a piece of comic dialogue generally...:)

[ResistanceofLove]

<3 Rory

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

#3 Amy's thinking "Are you… dying or something…?"

[11CORTY11]

what episode is 0:59 - 1:07 from?

[Bagpuss76]

@11CORTY11 The Lodger...:)

[QuirkyGirl12345]

What in the name of sanity...... have you got on your head.

Its a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

=D

[titiaquah]

I wasn't too keen on Rory either until I watched him guard the Pandorica for 2000 years dressed as a Roman Centurion. Then he won my heart.

[jayjames5]

I just watched "Top 20 Classic Who Classic Quotes" and has anyone noticed, Is the Doctor getting younger with each Incarnation? Is this on purpose?

[Bagpuss76]

@jayjames5 in terms of the show, the doctor is getting OLDER with every incarnation, in terms of the actors playing the role, there has been a general trend towards younger actors, though not a strict line of progression. TBH I am less concerned about the age of the actor in the role than if he is any good or not...and Matt Smith is definitely very very good...:)

[DJmonyingSelfless]

@Bagpuss76 You'd figure that as someone gets older they'd tend to act more immature/younger to enjoy the time they've got left though xD.

[reelgirl97]

yum bacon. wait this is bacon. are you trying to poison me?

[TheHHAddict]

Doctor: Your girlfriend isn't more important than the entire universe!

Rory: *FALCON PUNCH!* She is too me!

[totalfan21]

Haha! Rory: she kissed you and you kissed her back? Doctor: no.....I kissed her lips

[quarterstarstudios11]

Rory isn't dopy! he's just slowitted... oh who am i kidding he's verry dopy

[PeeJayZephyr]

"You're Scottish aren't you? Fry something."

[BrokenxRosesx]

Rory I LOVE you :D SHE IS TO ME!!!! IF only he was saying that about me - especially in his Roman gear!!!! Irrestistable ;)

[SAMTECHGUY123]

did anyone notice theres 2 10's...

[Bagpuss76]

@SAMTECHGUY123 there are some clips that are tied for the postion they reached, hence you will see 10=].

[griffmonkez]

@Bagpuss76 really I thought it was cause there was no eleven