Spiritual Gifts...or lack of. HILARIOUS!

[roar5952]

The gift to be shared by all. Is the treasure that was lost and burried in the dark. That the feild it was in has already been paid for. The treasure is the spirit of truth. For he is the light that dwells in the darkness and satan knowith NOT. Not even the world knows what this means. Wisdom. Jesus was the true light of the world. Your fathers killed this man. Welcome to the dakness. This is why you where told do not light your lamps to soon. You will run out of this oil. SOON.

[roar5952]

Jesus said I am going away but I am coming back. Jesus is not a myth. Jesus is the imposible. If you where the people of that time. You think you would have believed a MAN was sent from God. One man. You should not lie to your selfs. Reason. Jesus told you he was coming back. One MAN again This is how you become one of the elect. But you are all like pure gold to the son of MAN.

Wisdom. Sheep and wolfs in sheeps clothing. Are all like pure gold to a LION.

Wisdom says WAKE UP

[roar5952]

Truth Book of revelations. If it wasnt for God himself even the elect would be decieved.

Wisdom. What is this truth that keeps me from being one of the elect.

A man found a treasure. Another man will find the treasure.

The second witness is this truth that keeps you from being the elect.

If you are not the elect then what are you.?

Wisdom says decieved

Sorry you have to be aggressive with the things of God.

Aggressive. To attack

Slap to the face.

to wake you up.

[jasonwkeller76]

The evidence is a personal expierience. Feeling the holy ghost, Seeing auras, hearing his voice, developing a strong conscience, losing interest in bad things, attracting different people and expieriences into your life, having an increased knowledge and understanding instantly, feeling more loving, feeling a presence, feeling content, feeling the hole that seems to consume everything become filled, noticing more coincidences, having strong intuition, seeing the effects of karma. all these.

[dinkey31]

@jasonwkeller76 i hope you trolling, if not....lol

[gooodmonsters]

"arent you married" "yeah whatever." LOL

[fighttruthdecay]

this is hilarious - I love it.

[thesuperjdoubleu]

i was hopeing to hear some anouncements

[greenhousegirl]

cute

[motepelao]

hahahaha great stuff

[maemae1979]

and this is funny because......

[maemae1979]

and this is funny because......

[Hoppingmadd]

=O NO!!!

Not annoncement guy!!

I actually thought you were rather great at drumming... =P