"thanks scott. dead mom. harry potter. women wearing make-up and cleaning. nobody cares. nobody cares. and ryan miller, i dont care what anybody says, dont hold your head up high. you f***ed us royaly on this one" ... i was on the floor laughing this entire shpeel
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yes i ride a polar bear to school as i drink my timmies and when i get home i sit in my nice igloo watching hocky... like if you do any of the above!! :D
@kryless1 I don't do any of those things. I don't think Tim Hortons even has any locations where polar bears and igloos even reside. And you misspelled hockey.
"Thanks scott! Dead mom. Harry Potter. Women worrying about making the cleaning. Nobody cares, nobody cares and Ryan Miller, I don't care what anybody says..." :P
you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
@russianman07 you can keep it we have great sports like foot...ball.... that sucks and we stole the name but um we have base ball.....witch we made a better version of call kick ball but no one cares.
@Pyro5139 Rugby is much more enjoyable than American Football. You cannot expect your opinion on the matter to be serious unless you are neutral. Being someone who neither watches American Football or Rugby, I would have to say Rugby is the more enjoyable one. But obviously if you grew up on a sport and follow a certain team like a religion, that is the sport you will like most. That's the reason why Association Football is my favourite sport. COME ON YOU GOONERS!¬
@rocknjosh34 Okay your argument is that this happened to one girl? I doubt that's even what happened. You probably just heard it from a friend. Have you ever heard of the, oh i don't know, like 45,000 people who DIE each fucking YEAR because of the lack of ability to afford health care? And that was a study by Harvard University, not something I heard from my friend. So fuck you, you ignorant prick.
pretty much canada in a nut shell
mytreytreytrey 5 days ago
women wearing makeup and cleaning roflmao
Deere615 1 week ago
Actually, this video is 69 seconds. Hehe.
TheN1ckz 1 week ago
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Jamesurobertson 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Wat type a bacon is tht?!?!?!
deadpool20111997 3 weeks ago
I feel the same about Ryan Miller
xX60DemonDrummer09Xx 1 month ago
@xX60DemonDrummer09Xx Thats because you know nothing about hockey, Miller is the only reason you guys even made it to the finals.
cameronsmart1 1 week ago
@cameronsmart1 somebody obviously dosen't know what sarcasim is.
xX60DemonDrummer09Xx 1 week ago
@xX60DemonDrummer09Xx Yeah, no one knows what "sarcasim" is since that isn't a real word.
JordanWmoore 1 week ago
I live in Canada and eat bacon all the time. Never saw that type of bacon before.
azndarkchild 1 month ago
Seriously the old spice commercial is getting old
hapreh 1 month ago
brilliant
88slapchop 1 month ago
I really hope the Miller insult was a joke, because he played amazing during the Winter Olympics actually.
Chiefsplayr17 1 month ago
"Bacon! This is their bacon!"
It's funny...I've lived in Canada my whole life and I don't think I've ever eaten so-called Canadian bacon...
rraacchh2 1 month ago
lol im bob costas and i havnt aged in 25 years so true
RMCdwadegowisconsin 2 months ago
THIS IS THEIR BACON lmfao
TheFalconPuncher01 2 months ago
POLAR BEARS!
MOUNTIES!
CANADIAN BACON!
12thManxx 2 months ago
At 42 seconds I can't help but think that it should be "FUS RO DAH!"
Chung247 2 months ago
"thanks scott. dead mom. harry potter. women wearing make-up and cleaning. nobody cares. nobody cares. and ryan miller, i dont care what anybody says, dont hold your head up high. you f***ed us royaly on this one" ... i was on the floor laughing this entire shpeel
commander3046 2 months ago
They're just mad that our hockey team beat their hockey team XD
AngelKay7 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!!! Now they know whose game they're playing!!!
xickin 3 months ago
60 secs are more than enough for the winter games. There's nothing more boring!
markusmontes 4 months ago
@markusmontes except your mom.
danhabsfan9 3 months ago
@markusmontes yeah there is it's called the summer Olympics
iGoetzy4 5 days ago
MARRIAGE REF ! BITCHES!
r41n0fb100d 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
That woman is NOT Ollie Williams.
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autumntree2011 5 months ago
I am from the same country that Nodar Kumaritashvili was from. He was the dead sportsman at 0:57
kuronekochan3 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Who watch winter olympic?? I dont care..
ok2431 5 months ago
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pri0n 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Marriage ref bitches!
Swampy1399 5 months ago
@txtrgurl college humor intro, extro and commercials don't count
gso619 6 months ago
Calgary Alberta FTW Go Canada
whiteboy547 6 months ago 33
@whiteboy547 You guys are just jealous that you dont have West Edmonton Mall xD
deathlordoo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I like watching this video just cuz he mentions Ryan miller
bufalosabresrock4444 6 months ago
MARRIAGE REF BITCHEs!
stuntman45666 6 months ago
man as far as i like CH, this one's pretty wrong man...u shouldnt make fun of ppl who passed away >_>
Arwokid 6 months ago
POLARBEARS!
Chumpskey 6 months ago
why does the woman who keeps popping up look like a fat version of robin scherbatsky?
jockstrappers 7 months ago 65
@jockstrappers OMG I KNOW LOLOL
123LilSerb123 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Polar bears haha
koolestkid1234 7 months ago
POLAR BEARS!
MOUNTIES!
aggghhhh ahhh ughhh!
bacon this is there BACON!
gotta love these nesw reporters
warspite1995 7 months ago
POLAR BEARS!
warspite1995 7 months ago
Hey America, Ill see your bald eagle, and raise you 2 beavers and a moose.
EricChernushenko 7 months ago
@EricChernushenko Keep the moose, gimme the beavers.
krackhed999 7 months ago
POLAR BEARS!
TheTheaterKid8 7 months ago
were best cause we have muthafuckin bacon
mrshiznugget 8 months ago
thats canada and we love it
Ps were r way better than anybody including u
TheCamyg 8 months ago
@TheCamyg lols and yet were the ones protecting our neighbors in the north and south SO SUCK IT BICHES
tasadar122 7 months ago
@tasadar122 Ya because so many countries want to invade Canada right?
Dukaness22 7 months ago 3
MARRIAGE REF BITCHES.
dancer87653 8 months ago
@nso1256 We don't even call it Canadian Bacon, its called Peameal.
KrazyKlay135 8 months ago
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muzic4lyfe1998 8 months ago
if it wasnt for ryan miller team usa wouldnt have made it as far and would have lost the first game against canada.
lessthantom2 8 months ago
I thought marriage ref just came out
kyoshirooneechan 8 months ago
yes i ride a polar bear to school as i drink my timmies and when i get home i sit in my nice igloo watching hocky... like if you do any of the above!! :D
kryless1 8 months ago
@kryless1 I don't do any of those things. I don't think Tim Hortons even has any locations where polar bears and igloos even reside. And you misspelled hockey.
malcolmgetscrazy 8 months ago 3
MARRIAGE REF BITCHES
knapman22 8 months ago
-quote from the video-
where are my thumbs up?
Roxas42124 8 months ago
POLAR BEARS!!
ShannonMarie543 9 months ago
@madlyscout By the way, we talk Finnish here. Not English. My English is the best you`ll get around here.
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
@madlyscout touche.
foccacina 9 months ago
@madlyscout Well, 5,7 million people do. + We won the hockey world cup this year, AND actually won the Soviets in a war, unlike your country.
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
MARRIGE REF BITCHES!!
pumishumi 9 months ago
@madlyscout Lives in Finland = Cannot troll a troll
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
@madlyscout Sorry, I can't hear you over our GIANT ARMY and FREE HEALTHCARE #Finland
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
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GwenTrix 9 months ago
@TheNotSoFunnyShoe I didn't think you had healthcare... so how could you care? You're all broke and sick.
KrazyKlay135 9 months ago
@iPikafly you mean 69 seconds
PervAccount 9 months ago
"Thanks scott! Dead mom. Harry Potter. Women worrying about making the cleaning. Nobody cares, nobody cares and Ryan Miller, I don't care what anybody says..." :P
TheTOPProductions 9 months ago
@iPikafly Discounting the ads?
Doryphoroi 9 months ago
Wtf are they talking about? We have actual bacon here lol I don't even know what the shit that was she held up there xD
rybhugo 9 months ago
For some insight, into Canada, we go to Mary Carilla
"POLAR BEARS!"
98Clank98 9 months ago
Finnish hockey players are badass, we're the world champions at it right now.
FSvsIL2 10 months ago
All news should be broadcasted in this way
biain93 10 months ago
Our Canadian women's hockey team is badass :)
RandomCanadianPerson 10 months ago
@RandomCanadianPerson and our local hockey team is fatass... uhh what? :)
TheTOPProductions 9 months ago
*Insert patriotic comment about your country on Youtube
???
*Flame war starts on why America is better than your country.....
Kesonosan 10 months ago 3
@Kesonosan That is the most true YouTube comment I have read in quite a while.
fluffymole0913 9 months ago
69 Seconds >:D
MightyBharek 10 months ago
lmao. Marriage Ref was such a fail.
AllTimeAesthetic 10 months ago
EEEYEAAHEYEEAHHH EEEEEEYYEEAAAHH !!!!!
minamino23 10 months ago
lol that that reporter reminded me of ollie from family guy
jailbreak500 10 months ago
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Talentz92 10 months ago
wait2...is that robin scherbatsky????
firol19 10 months ago
That pretty much sums it up.. But Canadians are still amazing!!! :)
ddjrlikeshugz 11 months ago
Canadians don't have free health care...
kbizzleable 11 months ago
@kbizzleable Umm...Yeah we do...lmao...Dumbass
zZzMotherShipzZz 10 months ago
Anyone notice there isn't a 1:08.
lynx821 11 months ago
Our canadian bacon, looks like normal bacon. Not like ham. Where are you from?
imkaitlyn11 11 months ago
SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREE HEALTHCARE.
foccacina 11 months ago 149
@foccacina Sorry, I wasn't caring over the sound of my quality healthcare.
knute62 11 months ago
@foccacina im from canada edmonton alberta bro hell yeah
afroman802 7 months ago
@foccacina YES!
fisher1512 7 months ago
@foccacina epic
2394098234509 6 months ago
@foccacina SORRY, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE WORLDS ONLY SUPERPOWER.
Somethingalready 5 months ago
@Somethingalready Too bad that wasn't funny.
SapphireSparta 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
@SapphireSparta Too bad it wasn a joke.
Somethingalready 5 months ago
@foccacina you get what you paid for
pri0n 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
@foccaci
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY COUNTRY'S EXPANDING DEBT AND NUMEROUS WARS! Wait....
sami80021 5 months ago
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you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
TheRBLTeam 11 months ago
Did the start sound like the microsoft computer voice or was it just me?
The one that almost everyone uses when creating videos.
prokentsful 11 months ago
hey guys....hey...guys hey...hey.....guys.....hey guys....guess what?
POLAR BEARS!
pichujonas 11 months ago
I love that our rednecks ( canada) are up north but your redneck are down south
SquareRoot2311 11 months ago
AS A CANADIAN I RESENT THAT\
brandonjamres 11 months ago
@russianman07 CANADA FTW!!!!!!
joker7000kj 11 months ago
LOL 0:41
maxthecat01 1 year ago
POLAR BEARS!!!
Desertfalcon55 1 year ago 7
MOUNTIES
bigbendover69 1 year ago
holy fuck... they have a skip advertisement button now!!
ZoltanProductionsLtd 1 year ago 56
@ZoltanProductionsLtd yea only if it exceed the amount of time the video is
devoncms 9 months ago
Hua Hua Hurra (orgasam)
HabbosKing 1 year ago
USA...
is a country
choco33333333 1 year ago
nobody cares, nobody cares.... :DDDDDDD
panhouska 1 year ago
haha miller YOU SUCK....GO CANADA GO!!!!!!
shiznak55 1 year ago
The background is eyewitness news in the carolinas
3cufc98 1 year ago
Press 8 for bacon...
Arantre20 1 year ago
press 6 for free *yauurg HEEEEEEH!*
ankson 1 year ago
so wrong to pull this dead guy in it
DerrikRose1991 1 year ago
polar bears!
RiKoNaN101 1 year ago 2
that was on the set of my local news station! Awsome!
david0mckee 1 year ago
POLAR BEARS!
MOUNTIES!
BACON!
athenacat96 1 year ago 2
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Yes suck on that USA! Canada ftw! Hockey is our sport so don't even try
russianman07 1 year ago 47
@russianman07 Congrats: Your sport is stupid.
MagdaRose85 1 year ago
@russianman07 keep it. No seriously you can have it...and take Celine dion back while your at it.
BlackJag92 1 year ago
@russianman07 No one wants to be good at hockey, and the USA will not suck anything.
LukeDoubleC 1 year ago
@russianman07 Russianman supports canada.
Johsbk 1 year ago
@russianman07 Te lubesh Pezda?
deathbyjypsy 11 months ago
@russianman07 1980...nuff said.
nate0895 11 months ago
@russianman07 Its Actually Curling...
arther123 11 months ago
@arther123 No, actually, it's hocky. Canada rules.
imkaitlyn11 11 months ago
@arther123 Canada made ice hockey and curling....Everyone knows that.
augustrunsred 11 months ago
@russianman07 you can keep it we have great sports like foot...ball.... that sucks and we stole the name but um we have base ball.....witch we made a better version of call kick ball but no one cares.
thearthurshow 10 months ago
@russianman07 dont worry, oh ya you suck at every single other sport that exists. sorry.
saintbrock3 10 months ago
@russianman07 yeah but youre still canada, jokes on you.
jailbreak500 10 months ago
@russianman07 yeah but youre still canadian, jokes on you.
jailbreak500 10 months ago
@russianman07 Don't worry. We don't try. cause hockey is laaaaaaaaaame
ouryaj 10 months ago
@russianman07 thats cuz its the only sport you have. that and a mutant form of football
"we have more men and a longer field!"
"good for you"
Pyro5139 10 months ago
@Pyro5139 hah and american football is rugny only pussified and with forward passes and gay pants
samsau12 10 months ago
@samsau12 lol, but at least american football is actually enjoyable to watch
Pyro5139 10 months ago
@Pyro5139 Rugby is much more enjoyable than American Football. You cannot expect your opinion on the matter to be serious unless you are neutral. Being someone who neither watches American Football or Rugby, I would have to say Rugby is the more enjoyable one. But obviously if you grew up on a sport and follow a certain team like a religion, that is the sport you will like most. That's the reason why Association Football is my favourite sport. COME ON YOU GOONERS!¬
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@russianman07 may i direct your attention to :46 to :48
PervAccount 9 months ago
@rocknjosh34 Okay your argument is that this happened to one girl? I doubt that's even what happened. You probably just heard it from a friend. Have you ever heard of the, oh i don't know, like 45,000 people who DIE each fucking YEAR because of the lack of ability to afford health care? And that was a study by Harvard University, not something I heard from my friend. So fuck you, you ignorant prick.
LBHxProductions 1 year ago
press the CC button, enable AUDIO TRANSCRIPTION (beta) and enjoy.
pauloaltenfelder 1 year ago
awwwwwwwwwwwww
that ending was not legit
joshm135 1 year ago
Robin Sherbatsky. xD She looks just like her...
AnGeLWiNgS93 1 year ago
It's funny how
Insecure americans get because they have this warped sense that they are some how
Better then the rest of the
World btw Canada is golden
kiernan31 1 year ago
@summiteagle52 erm no, if you look at the comments below, it's actually 60 seconds the extra 9 are the CH intro and outro combined EY OOOO
unsmurfettable 1 year ago
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unsmurfettable 1 year ago
actually its 69 seconds EY OOOO
summiteagle52 1 year ago
the best parts are the interuptions
dx90o0 1 year ago
@pinkjaguar12 no bcuse the nine seconds are the collage humore intro and outro
alyalyaly123xd 1 year ago
technically it's 69 seconds....
pinkjaguar12 1 year ago
@pinkjaguar12 The intro is 9 seconds
poachman97 1 year ago
@poachman97 The intro is only four :p
neerdy5 1 year ago
@neerdy5 And The ending is 5.
5+9=4 :)
poachman97 1 year ago
@poachman97 Yea, I forgot about that when I posted that comment :p
neerdy5 1 year ago
SWIMMING HOLE
millarmax 1 year ago
Polar bears!!
minibowsor 1 year ago
POLAR BEARS MOUNTIES BACON, THIS IS THEIR BACON
Createox 1 year ago
MARRIGE REF, BITCHES!
gwman65 1 year ago
Canada <3
dontyoushiver89 1 year ago
any one notice the woman is from how i metyou mother
masterjonathon 1 year ago
@masterjonathon no, because its not.
tdotK1D 1 year ago
Polar bears!
Nairda442 1 year ago
"And I haven't aged in 25 years"
jcdenton2k 1 year ago
this is awesome, LOOK AT OUR BACON xD
Haydenrw93 1 year ago
i respect Canada a lot cuz they had the ppl who made the best TV series ever:Total Drama!
oddpooka2 1 year ago
lol
super17a 1 year ago
this video skips 1:08
doolittlesy1 1 year ago
awesome.
Cubexification 1 year ago
I'm half American, half Canadian and the one rule my parents have when it come to beer and hockey, go Canadian
percyjacksonfan10 1 year ago
LOL THATS RIGHT MILLER!!!! YOU SUCK. well u dont. But you cant win gold if your team cant score. CANADA!!!!!!!!!
mmaslade 1 year ago
As a Canadian, I gotta say, that coverage sucked!! You've gotta give Ryan Miller WAY more props!!
ralphyization 1 year ago
and now to scott hamilton... Hahuuu huuuuuu!!
zman1996 1 year ago