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  • does anyone have this full video in the same fuckin playlist?!?!? fuck everyone has only 1 fuckin different vid of the fucking show

  • Dude! this is my favourite shit!

    well you shouldn't of worn your favourite shirt on an BME! you should of worn your favourite shirt you dump! XD

  • Dude, wait! I hear a car!

    Yes, the world is full of them

    I totally love dane cook!!

  • "...I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it."

    Lol!

  • (if you hear a humpback whale thats weird tell me that shit than ill stop)hes so funny

  • midgetsuicide..

    your a fuckin homo,

    dane cook is awsome

    dumbass -.-

  • Dude I should've Stolen some shit XD I can't stop laughing Dane Cook is th ebest comedian ever!!!!

  • your just jealouse because your too fucking retarded to think of some of the shit he does, maybe you should take notes and learn some shit so you can stop being such a loser at life

  • 69OHYEAH69 props to you man thats funny shit, midgetsuicide....go drive off a cliff...dickhead

  • Thank you, that bastard up there needs to stop being so damn jealouse of Dane cook and discover his own talents... even if it is just dicksucking

  • midgetsuicide your retarded what are you 12 and dont undersatnd anything hes talking about because he is hilarious hes that best comedian ever

  • "i have an irregular heartbeat"

  • go check out my crazy videos..ENJOY!!

  • Or.....you can stop starting 2/3 of your sentence's with dude, "dude".

  • what are you a fuckin english teacher? BAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • this is the funniest part off this special i was laughing so hard WTF DID THEY TAKE LMAO

  • Lol, all the parts are gone

  • youtube randomely deletes your videos, why do they delete random parts to torture us???

  • Dude Dane Cook Is The Shit He's So Damn Funny Hes A Riot!!!!

  • When you hear a whale, then tell me!

  • are u just saying words for the fuck of it? the material is obviously existent in fact its quite easy to follow his story...

  • By material I mean comic material. I didn't ever claim the tale was hard to follow, simply that it seems to lack any actual comedy material. It's just a story, but never got more than a mild smile out of me.

  • fair enough

  • what happened to part 1,4,5,6,7&9?

  • this is his best

  • "nooooo! whatever you're thinking of doing dane, nooo... NOO!!!!" ahhh i love this bit! <3 Dane =]

  • what happened to part 9

  • ooooooo B/E what happened to park 9 that shit is funny ripping the beads off

  • ah fans of crime!

  • Wear your second favorite shirt. You Dunce!! :P Lol

    Dude, I hear a car!

    Ya..The world is full of em. Haha

    dane cook rocks!!

  • all i wanted was to kick a door!

  • "wait! i think i hear a car!"

    "yea the world is full of them"

    sooo f-ing funny

  • Ah, Fans of Crime. lol!!

    Wear your SECOND Favorite Shirt idiot

  • a B and E

  • bacon and eggs ARE freaking delicious!

  • pause it on 4:14 he looks like a beaver and it made me laugh

  • omg thats so funny! and true

  • Dude do you even know how a beaver looks like?

  • Wait dude i hear a car, Yea the world is full of them,if u hear a humpback whale dats weird tell me dat shit den ill stop LMAO

  • i will not even talk to you in the next life! CLICK

  • "if we don't find out what he took this month I want a divorce!!!"

    fuckin helarious

  • I kicked that fucking door off its hingdes

    Hillarious!

  • Thats how white people do that shit. who the fuck parks a mile away and then hops a bunch of fence with a crybaby. thats not how us minority people do it you just caught doing that kind of shit

  • lol "us minority people"? what, do you have expertise in this particular field of study or something? lol. goodness

  • BEE SLASH EEE

  • where ur second favorite shirt! u dunce

  • i just wanted to kick a door in.

  • i want to kick in a door too!

  • I have an irregular heart beat thats what that is...lol fucking love Dane Cook<3XD

  • wait, wait dude, i hear a car

  • He's sooo hot. Like me. Dane and i should get together to do a B&E.

  • ya..u r on my list

    lol

  • Awesome

  • lol ya sorry im weird i know:D

  • Dude, so am I!

  • yay now wer weird together:D

  • No I was serious. Awesome.

  • i freaking love dane cook he is a funny mother fucker how do you meet him ?

  • go to one of his shows. i met him. he was the funniest person ever. hes extremly nice.

  • where your SECOND favorite shirt

  • "Dane, What Is That, Bacon And eggs?" "Noo. Although I Could Always Do Bacon And Eggs, Thats Effin' Dealicious.Who Dosen't Wanna Do A Bacon And Eggs Speshel (I'm Sorry Its 11:19 A.m And I'm Tired, Can't Spell At This Hour")

  • LOL

  • mmmmm dane

  • lol funny thing is, is that i did a B & E right after seeing this, i mean i just kicked in the door. Next thing i know im being shot at, lol apparently there was someone home even though it was dark. lol so yeah, lol i love Dane Cook but i do not love being shot at!!! lol

  • lol nice. How'd it feel? The B&E, not the getting shot at part.

  • wear your 2nd favorite shirt, you dunce! lmfao!

  • ill be his naughty accomplice!

  • I think his legs/ass look amazing. Normally I wont comment on that, but I think they look great :)

  • omf gi love this

  • lmfao!

  • b/e bacon and eggs haha

  • dude im all JAZED up

  • "I want to find the perfect house to do my B/E" lol funny!!!

  • Haha since im 18 I should do a B&E i want to break a door in!!!! :)

  • dude are you meant to be funny? Maybe if i was blind and deaf.

  • this is the funniest part of his hbo special

  • clammy hands :)

  • "Dude I hear a car!"

    "Yes - the world if full of them. You're gonna hear a lot of them for the rest of your life! If you hear a Humpback Whale thats weird! Tell me that shit."

    Classic :)

  • bacon and eggs anyone?

  • I just wanted to kick a door in!

  • " wear your second favourite shirt, you DUNCE!"

  • love it lol my favorit part

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