your just jealouse because your too fucking retarded to think of some of the shit he does, maybe you should take notes and learn some shit so you can stop being such a loser at life
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Hmmm...doesn't appeal much :/ He has energy and enthusiasm, but the actual material seems...well, to put it simply, non-existant. Of course, that's only based on this and one other part of this show, so I don't know.
By material I mean comic material. I didn't ever claim the tale was hard to follow, simply that it seems to lack any actual comedy material. It's just a story, but never got more than a mild smile out of me.
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Thats how white people do that shit. who the fuck parks a mile away and then hops a bunch of fence with a crybaby. thats not how us minority people do it you just caught doing that kind of shit
"Dane, What Is That, Bacon And eggs?" "Noo. Although I Could Always Do Bacon And Eggs, Thats Effin' Dealicious.Who Dosen't Wanna Do A Bacon And Eggs Speshel (I'm Sorry Its 11:19 A.m And I'm Tired, Can't Spell At This Hour")
lol funny thing is, is that i did a B & E right after seeing this, i mean i just kicked in the door. Next thing i know im being shot at, lol apparently there was someone home even though it was dark. lol so yeah, lol i love Dane Cook but i do not love being shot at!!! lol
"Yes - the world if full of them. You're gonna hear a lot of them for the rest of your life! If you hear a Humpback Whale thats weird! Tell me that shit."
does anyone have this full video in the same fuckin playlist?!?!? fuck everyone has only 1 fuckin different vid of the fucking show
bondservant4Him 11 months ago
Dude! this is my favourite shit!
well you shouldn't of worn your favourite shirt on an BME! you should of worn your favourite shirt you dump! XD
Hakuru15 1 year ago
Dude, wait! I hear a car!
Yes, the world is full of them
I totally love dane cook!!
ktisadd 3 years ago
"...I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it."
Lol!
kleptonica 4 years ago 4
(if you hear a humpback whale thats weird tell me that shit than ill stop)hes so funny
quinceorchard 4 years ago 8
midgetsuicide..
your a fuckin homo,
dane cook is awsome
dumbass -.-
OmfgitspoisonX 4 years ago 6
Dude I should've Stolen some shit XD I can't stop laughing Dane Cook is th ebest comedian ever!!!!
Lyrocross2007 4 years ago 6
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They should delete everything this guy does, cause he sucks.
midgetsuicide 4 years ago
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you suck faggot
sens45 4 years ago
your just jealouse because your too fucking retarded to think of some of the shit he does, maybe you should take notes and learn some shit so you can stop being such a loser at life
69OHYEAH69 4 years ago 12
69OHYEAH69 props to you man thats funny shit, midgetsuicide....go drive off a cliff...dickhead
animefreakwill 4 years ago 3
Thank you, that bastard up there needs to stop being so damn jealouse of Dane cook and discover his own talents... even if it is just dicksucking
69OHYEAH69 4 years ago
midgetsuicide your retarded what are you 12 and dont undersatnd anything hes talking about because he is hilarious hes that best comedian ever
penrod1030 4 years ago 3
"i have an irregular heartbeat"
billibob123451 4 years ago
go check out my crazy videos..ENJOY!!
Holdat 4 years ago
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Dude, Holdat. Please capitalize the first letters of your sentances. Dude, this isn't first grade.
Or just don't comment, that'd be better.
GloriousBasterd 4 years ago
Or.....you can stop starting 2/3 of your sentence's with dude, "dude".
samdaboy5 4 years ago 2
what are you a fuckin english teacher? BAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!
sens45 4 years ago
this is the funniest part off this special i was laughing so hard WTF DID THEY TAKE LMAO
Fauxcervix 4 years ago
Lol, all the parts are gone
LovelyYTRocks 4 years ago
youtube randomely deletes your videos, why do they delete random parts to torture us???
ChaosTheory11 4 years ago
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Because they are a bunch of Fucktards.
LKDynamite0 4 years ago
Dude Dane Cook Is The Shit He's So Damn Funny Hes A Riot!!!!
FairyGal8185 4 years ago
When you hear a whale, then tell me!
Metallicrose 4 years ago
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Hmmm...doesn't appeal much :/ He has energy and enthusiasm, but the actual material seems...well, to put it simply, non-existant. Of course, that's only based on this and one other part of this show, so I don't know.
Prophaniti666 4 years ago
are u just saying words for the fuck of it? the material is obviously existent in fact its quite easy to follow his story...
Morbodis 4 years ago
By material I mean comic material. I didn't ever claim the tale was hard to follow, simply that it seems to lack any actual comedy material. It's just a story, but never got more than a mild smile out of me.
Prophaniti666 4 years ago
fair enough
Morbodis 4 years ago
what happened to part 1,4,5,6,7&9?
samybaby 4 years ago
this is his best
kalilajoyce 4 years ago
"nooooo! whatever you're thinking of doing dane, nooo... NOO!!!!" ahhh i love this bit! <3 Dane =]
nycglitztap 4 years ago
what happened to part 9
lacilove 4 years ago
ooooooo B/E what happened to park 9 that shit is funny ripping the beads off
lukessupercow 4 years ago
ah fans of crime!
CcatheriineE 4 years ago
Wear your second favorite shirt. You Dunce!! :P Lol
Dude, I hear a car!
Ya..The world is full of em. Haha
dane cook rocks!!
headstrongxoo 4 years ago
all i wanted was to kick a door!
simonhayleygrl 5 years ago
"wait! i think i hear a car!"
"yea the world is full of them"
sooo f-ing funny
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FordHick78 5 years ago
Ah, Fans of Crime. lol!!
Wear your SECOND Favorite Shirt idiot
pinay17 5 years ago
a B and E
heelflip87 5 years ago
bacon and eggs ARE freaking delicious!
catluver4ever 5 years ago
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Latin04lf 5 years ago
pause it on 4:14 he looks like a beaver and it made me laugh
DoobieDonny 5 years ago
omg thats so funny! and true
luverbitch 5 years ago
Dude do you even know how a beaver looks like?
ehajglee 5 years ago
Wait dude i hear a car, Yea the world is full of them,if u hear a humpback whale dats weird tell me dat shit den ill stop LMAO
Boricuakslay 5 years ago
i will not even talk to you in the next life! CLICK
juhnay 5 years ago
"if we don't find out what he took this month I want a divorce!!!"
fuckin helarious
troc10 5 years ago
I kicked that fucking door off its hingdes
Hillarious!
RawrPrincess 5 years ago
Thats how white people do that shit. who the fuck parks a mile away and then hops a bunch of fence with a crybaby. thats not how us minority people do it you just caught doing that kind of shit
cezelt 5 years ago
lol "us minority people"? what, do you have expertise in this particular field of study or something? lol. goodness
Enasnisrm 5 years ago
BEE SLASH EEE
Crimedave1987 5 years ago
where ur second favorite shirt! u dunce
vivalasteve123 5 years ago
i just wanted to kick a door in.
XNeverxFreeX 5 years ago
i want to kick in a door too!
NightRider87 5 years ago
I have an irregular heart beat thats what that is...lol fucking love Dane Cook<3XD
XNeverxFreeX 5 years ago
wait, wait dude, i hear a car
Repyns 5 years ago
He's sooo hot. Like me. Dane and i should get together to do a B&E.
Stormieishot 5 years ago
ya..u r on my list
lol
luverbitch 5 years ago
Awesome
Stormieishot 5 years ago
lol ya sorry im weird i know:D
luverbitch 5 years ago
Dude, so am I!
Stormieishot 5 years ago
yay now wer weird together:D
luverbitch 4 years ago
No I was serious. Awesome.
Stormieishot 4 years ago
i freaking love dane cook he is a funny mother fucker how do you meet him ?
Aksnowboarder111 5 years ago
go to one of his shows. i met him. he was the funniest person ever. hes extremly nice.
mrsaceyslade6661 5 years ago
where your SECOND favorite shirt
majyalfalfa 5 years ago
"Dane, What Is That, Bacon And eggs?" "Noo. Although I Could Always Do Bacon And Eggs, Thats Effin' Dealicious.Who Dosen't Wanna Do A Bacon And Eggs Speshel (I'm Sorry Its 11:19 A.m And I'm Tired, Can't Spell At This Hour")
CounterKidLuda 5 years ago
LOL
EbonyLonaFaye 5 years ago
mmmmm dane
ohsnapitsvic 5 years ago
lol funny thing is, is that i did a B & E right after seeing this, i mean i just kicked in the door. Next thing i know im being shot at, lol apparently there was someone home even though it was dark. lol so yeah, lol i love Dane Cook but i do not love being shot at!!! lol
spikkee666 5 years ago
lol nice. How'd it feel? The B&E, not the getting shot at part.
AniMangaKid92 5 years ago
wear your 2nd favorite shirt, you dunce! lmfao!
Biggfoot4990 5 years ago
ill be his naughty accomplice!
whynotpenguinz 5 years ago
I think his legs/ass look amazing. Normally I wont comment on that, but I think they look great :)
oxkimmiexo 5 years ago
omf gi love this
aricleiny 5 years ago
lmfao!
tsunade50 5 years ago
b/e bacon and eggs haha
bahlders 5 years ago
dude im all JAZED up
mattsizle 5 years ago
"I want to find the perfect house to do my B/E" lol funny!!!
TsukikoAmaya3 5 years ago
Haha since im 18 I should do a B&E i want to break a door in!!!! :)
pisces38 5 years ago
dude are you meant to be funny? Maybe if i was blind and deaf.
ppk812 5 years ago
this is the funniest part of his hbo special
Efordwhiteboy 5 years ago
clammy hands :)
stupidsean321 5 years ago
"Dude I hear a car!"
"Yes - the world if full of them. You're gonna hear a lot of them for the rest of your life! If you hear a Humpback Whale thats weird! Tell me that shit."
Classic :)
oxkimmiexo 5 years ago
bacon and eggs anyone?
GothicPunkass 5 years ago
I just wanted to kick a door in!
azpwnsu 5 years ago
" wear your second favourite shirt, you DUNCE!"
xsuzie 5 years ago
love it lol my favorit part
Kegeto 5 years ago