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  • пиздюки

  • я вхожу на ю тубе и меня всречает эта омерзительная парочка о чем то они пиздят как удалить этих уродов?помогите

  • wow this video has up to 20x your average viewership! amazing!....or maybe 10x, Anyway

    AWESOME! I love you guys, you deserve a show produced by FunnyorDie on HBO and the net, Webisodes on clicker, etc. GO FOR IT

  • could you imagine jackie broyles on foreign policy or jackie broyles debating? The debates would be awesome to watch.

  • lol i really need somebody to Well yah should find out

  • Of course he's articulate, he's double jointed...By the way, do guys have RC Cola's and Moon Pies? I can't find them in Fresno.

  • screw Obama

  • you guys are talented=D

  • brown man rules the most powerful place in the world "woop, woop"

  • LMAO. Great. Great GREAT SATIRE. Its spot on.

  • u down in Franklin County, VA?

  • i would vote for you

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  • We don't elect anybody! The oligarchy that controls both political parties hand picks two clowns of their choice and calls it an election. McCain would have been a good Democrat. Barry is a usurper of our Constitution. The international bankers and corporations that control our Republic also control where ever you live. The IMF and their fiat currency controls the world, This is a parody but I personally think anybody could do a better job than the clown we have.

  • @brainerdrebel No one cares.

  • @321lawc You are right; Everybody is watching Dancing with the Stars, while their Federation of States are stolen right in front of them.

  • @FredericAaron That's the American Way.

  • isorry, you are overacting, this is brilliant comedy, it's not racist or biased, it's just politically incorrect in a fun way. these guys are acting as two rednecks but read between the lines, they are brilliant, watch a few more of their clips and i promise you will change your mind about them.

    ps. i'm really black and i love MY Barak Obama! i'm never offended.

  • @FredericAaron

    i'm amazed that you can't see that hese guys are satiric humor.

  • HUH, Gotta any beer, Thank Bro.

  • Jackie 2012, has to better than what we have now.

  • JACKIE FOR PRESIDENT

    2013-2021!

  • Give me, a good Southerner over a Global Socialist any day.

  • Well that's the first time and probably the last time a Southerner will ever quote William Tecumsah Sherman.

  • Even still.. didnt like your choices in electies however, I still love you guys. You are great!

  • It's amazing how prescient this one was...

  • Jackie for President Jackie is a drunk hell ya!

  • he didn't say gold hunter.....

  • "And your daddy was a gold hunter too, wasn't he?" LOL

  • jackie 2012! Broyles for president!

  • Jesse Ventura and Ron Paul - 2012

  • Hahaha! I like that idea

  • Ron Paul - 2012

  • i would vote for him

  • LMFAO. "I got the yard signs made up, I need you to help me stick em in people's pastures."

  • Colorada, a MUST WIN STATE for John McCain had over 120,000 people to see OBAMA and to early vote for OBAMA today.

    OBAMA = COLORADO = 120,000 PEOPLE

    Another MUST WIN STATE for McCain is Iowa...there were a mere 700 people at a rally to see him today.

    OBAMA/ BIDEN '08

  • well, at least if nobama is elected, thru help of voter fraud(perhaps...), then america agrees that I no longer have to do silly stuff, like place my hand over my heart during the pledge of allegiance, respect the flag (as his pal ayres showed by stepping on it ), believe in the Bible as we know it. Wow, with nobama as prez I will no longer have to cling to God or guns... what a wonderful world this is gonna be...

  • Jackie is Obama Artikulate...you guys crack me up!!!

  • yeehaw

  • Schwarzenegger 2012

  • HA HA HA!

  • you fucking moron, its a fucking joke, looks like you got fooled by the 'redneck trash'

  • Dunlap is Articulate, Really-Really ! Jackie for President also ! Pro Patria doughbro

  • "you are Obama articulate"

  • Kucinich looks like Gollum, not Opus the Penguin.

  • lol at 3:09, "My name is Jackie Brown...". I'm in tears at this video. Thanks for the comic relief.

  • Holy shit! Obama picked Biden as VP. Y'all better get your asses and gear and make a new video!

  • Obama Biden 08

    Obama Bi. ..den 08

    Osama Bin Laden 08

    Who'd Uh Thought It?

  • McCain Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I was told Obama has no experience and judgement. But I don´t buy that argument anymore, ´cause his running-mate is one of the long-term senators with the most experience on foreign affairs. That´s the kind of judgement I expect from all our political leaders: Choosing someone who has more experience on issues you don´t know much about. I will certainly vote for the negro, unless McCain does the same and spends more money on issue-based Ads rather than on negative Ads.

  • You sounded like you were making sense until you said "the negro."

  • hahayouarfunny, there is nothing wrong with the word "negro" I used in my comments, because I and my father hate people of color. But I got to confess: I´ll vote for the liberal negro running this year for president, because he chose one of the most experienced long-term senators as his running-mate. That´s the kind of judgement and wisdom I expected from the senile and self-contradicting old man he´s running against!

  • "hahayouarfunny, there is nothing wrong with the word 'negro' I used in my comments, because I and my father hate people of color." - bobhardball

    How on earth does that make sense? You're saying that it's ok that you act racist because you are racist? Saying that you are racist expresses you are racist but does not justify it. You are ignorant.

  • mc war/mc old/mc can't/mc same/mc insane.. SUCKS..

    GO OBAMA '08!!!

  • obomba/hussein/osama/muslim... wants to betray this country to the UN

    NOBAMA in 2008

  • NEVER mcold/mcwar/mcsame/mc insane

    Obama FOR PRESIDENT

    Obama '08!!!!!!

  • You sound just as ridiculous as abacab1998.

  • Shit Man! I'm scared to live in the same country with people like you who get your political information from e-mails, t-shirts, and bathroom walls. why don't you really investigate what is going on before making ignorant statements like this? You obviously have a computer and PLENTY of free time on your hands.

  • Freedom for others scares you ? If you suffer

    From fear of the dark and penis envy Your a

    Corporate tool . If you look at life thru your penis your whole life Your 3rd eye will go blind.Total loss of objective truth and mental Depth Perception.You'll have to steal ideas from other people =

  • Republican

  • Watch For Falling Elephants!

  • Obama '08!!!!

  • everyone do not vote 4 hilary clinton cuz she wants war!!!!

    and kids could die!!!!

  • band-aids?

  • McCain 08!!!!

  • Jackie Brauls 08!!! McCain could be vice.

  • OBAMA '08 OBAMA '08 OBAMA '08

  • you boys are only ones make sense im votin for ya and yes both of u are articulate or how evern the sam hell u spell taht

  • gab gab gab ,LOL.

  • lol, you guys are funny!

  • This is great !!

  • LOLL these guys r hilarious

  • jackie '08

  • I love every episode of red state update. Today, myself and 8 others are at my house watching every single episode 5 stars

  • wow this seems to be the video thats the middle of jackie's old voice and his newer voice

  • you're so right. I'm watching everyone of them today with my friends

  • My how times have changed in a yr

  • If you two were just a little dumber and if you would quit your jobs to suck the government teat, you could pass as Democrats.

  • You two perfectly portray Republicans

  • They could quit their jobs to leech off the government and pass as Democrats.

  • Are you guys really that Inbread

  • hillary is an opportunist that cnat be trusted

  • I'm guessin' this is "Fixed News'" BIGGEST demographic.

  • its assholes like you two who further the idea that tennessee is overall just a bunch of dumbass beer chugging rednecks

  • you are so wise.

  • OBAMA '08

  • Hey is that true that Obama promised Jesse Jackson the secretary of state job and Al Sharpton also a seat in his cabinet.

    I will not vote for him if this is true

  • I smell racist horse shit.

  • Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are the biggest crabs in the bucket, no way anyone would appoint them to anything white house related. Obama isn't an idiot. White or black nobody wants either of them

  • Haven't seen a new ad for Broyles 2008 lately

  • jackies running as the write in candidate. hoping he gets his ron paul bump soon!

  • this is so funny...

  • jackie4prez!

  • buddhabreath, I think you will like this!

    By Rick Mathes

    Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths who explained their belief systems. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.

    cont...

  • The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.

    cont...

  • When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and sked, "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"

    cont...

  • There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation he replied, "Non-believers!"

    I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"

    The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes."

    cont...

  • I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Pat Robertson or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"

    The Imam was speechless.

    cont...

  • Why Turkey should NOT join the EU

    /watch?v=HmZwSsoI9WE

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  • obama is a muslim.clitin is a emontional cry baby(not worst then T.O.).srry ass people like they say.......  VOTE MIT ROMNEY!!!

  • FUNNY.....LOL

  • His father and his sep father was muslum.. dumb ass

  • his mom was not, just look at his website and it says CHRISTIAN. Holy crap i bet you look like these people in the video

  • Obama is a Muslim, and will have nothen to do with the bible.... not saying anything wrong with Muslims, but do not forget it when you vote... crusaders!

  • Barack Obama is not a Muslim, he is a Christian, get your facts right. Also, crusaders?  those were just the old school Christian terrorists...ignorance

  • He's still a muslim. Do some research!

  • You are one stupid mutha fuka! You obviously have no idea how to do research. I doubt you've read any books not written by Dr. Seuss. Dumb Ass! I'm amazed you can even type!

  • Damn! I must say you are a very well spoken individual. Yeah, right!!! From your comments I can tell that you are the one that has not spent much time educating one's self. You probably still live in your parent's basement! Am I right?

  • No I live in the basement of the local mosque you xenophobic pile of cowardly Republicn snot. I am married with two beautiful children - most Liberals like me have FAMILY values - we don't hang out in filthy public toilets waiting to suck cock like you sick Republican war-mongering hypocrits. You better start charging for givng blow-jobs gunloc - maybe it will help you through the next Republican recession that's already upon us..

  • Once again you show such mature behavior with the name calling. And I'm no Rep or Dem. I could care less about both parties.

    But let's don't say the liberals are any better at governing this country. Bill Clinton was the one that signed NAFTA, the worst legislation ever to be signed into law! He's a joke, an ego maniac!

  • Hey we agree! Except Bill Clinton is no Liberal - far from it! He sold his party and his country down the river with all this free trade crap. Bill Clinton a Liberal, Ha! You know about as much about politics as world cultures I see...

  • What? What do you know of world cultures? You make me laugh because you know nothing about me. Just a hint, I've done my fair of traveling abroad.

  • Actually, I have travelled the world. You have gone on vactation or perhaps business trips and mistaken that for travelling. You're a waste of space. Don't bother responding, I'm done with you.

  • I'll respond if I want. I'm an American, I'm free to do so. This isn't a muslim nation, this a nation found on christian beliefs. Unlike in muslim nations, I'm free to state my oppinions without worrying about being stoned or receiving some other barbaric tactic. And next time you travel abroad do all of us other Americans a big favor, DON'T COME BACK! Have a nice day!

  • This nation was founded as a secular nation and not on Christian beliefs you ignorant, unread, mindless piece of garbage. Most of the founding fathers, like Jefferson were deists and did not even accept the divitinity of Jesus. You don't deserve to be called an American with your fear and cowardice and superstition - you belong in a backward religious nation like Saudi Arabia playing checkers with dried camel dung.

  • Hey your the one that loves the muslims. Hell, your probably on the govt terrorism watch list! Get out , we don't want you...

  • The only one I'll terrorize are un-American cowards like you who let Republican draft-dogers send our brave men to war and shit all over our constitution and our rights. I'll stay and fight and try my best to make the land of the free and the home of the brave once more. You get out of my country you broken toilet of a man - go to god damned China - they need prison guards. You are a factory-wraped douche.

  • What constitutes travelling for you then? Do oyu perhaps visit old battlefields? Have you ever been to Blenheim or Waterloo? Do you visit the graves of great people? Have you seen Frederick the Great's grave or that of Josef V. Zhagasvili(Stalin)? If not I can hardly agree that you've travelled the World. Get off your high horse you fucking douchebag gaywad fuckhead, and leave people alone. By the way this country sucks ass, fuck it, and fuck you.

  • Travelling means that you travel with and meet people in the localaties in which you are travelling and thereby gain a deeper understanding and absorb the feeling and the culture of the people. You gave the example of the tourist, because you are obviously a living pice of excrement with a vacuum for a soul. I'd like to crack open your head, eat your brains and shit them out into your empty skull you abomination of creation. I'm going to kill God for shitting you out into an unsuspecting world.

  • Oh is that what it means? I had no idea. Well I guess there is no point in seeing old battlefields and graves, visiting museums and archives and libraries then, because you're ust supposed to meet people in the localities. You meet people anyway moron. I have every intention of talking and meeting with people finding out what they eat where they go what they do in their spare time, when you like and respect countries as much as I do you find interest in such things. And "God is Dead," you idiot.

  • That was sarcasm and irony you unwashed needle-dicked, gnat-brain. If you want to be literal "God never lived". Dumb ass - go to the local Jr. High School if you want to argue with your intellectual peers. You have already documented your ignorance here. I'm embarrassed for you.

  • Oh yeah I'm an idiot because I didn't pick up on the sarcasm. To bad you can't emote with typing dumb fuck. My intellectual peers are at Jr. High School then. If only there were people that brilliant that young. "God is dead" is a quote by the great Friedrich Nietzsche I guess you were to stupid to pick up on that. I left you quotation marks. Oh well everyone doesn't have my excellent perception, especially not you. You are not even worthy enough to address me as anything other than majesty.

  • Yawn. Why don't you (a) Read some books and educate yourself so that you can engage properly in reparte' (b) see if there's someplace where you can rent a wit and (b) get a personality transplant. You really are an insufferable little snot. That's what ignorance and religion do - they poison the mind and leave one dull and humorless - you are living proof. Next time you will address my as "My Vast Superior, Mr. Buddhabreth Sir!". You are dismissed slime ball.

  • What I'm aetheist moron didn't you get the FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE read you imbecile. And I've probably read far more books than you. You are an insignificant buffoon in comparison to me. In fact I've been writing a book for some time now probably about nothing you'd understand. And I see how you came up with that very original title at the end oh wait that was basically mine except you changed it slightly what a useless moron you are. Don't twist my words and use them against me use your own.

  • Your inablility to link logical thoughts indicate a disordered mind - clearly you are incapable or reading with comprehension and therefore cannot possibly write a book unless it's a retarded & witless version of Dr. Suess in crayon. On your knees you inferior pile of tripe!

    P.S. and stop lying it's both transparent and pathetic. Communication ended: my life is too important to waste any more seconds on you.

  • LOL your life is to important. What have you done to make it so? Nothing. Actually my book is about The Wars of Louis XIV who you know porbably very little about. You probably cannot even name one war that was fought during his reign. And what do you mean inability to link logical thoughts? That doesn't make any sense. Incapable of reading with comprehension. You're just...unbelievably stupid. Don't leave any more comments with ridiculous and baseless claims. You fucking fagshoes imbecile.

  • "Well I am certainly wiser than this man. It is only too likely that neither of us has any knowledge to boast of; but he thinks he knows something which he does not know, whereas I am quite conscious of my ignorance. At any rate it seems that I am wiser than he to this small extent, that I do not think I know what I do not know." --Socrates.

  • Yeah just brilliant my friend. Except, that I can name every capital and country of Europe of the Top of My head. I know so much history and geography it's ridiculous. I've put every person I've ever met to shame, so I'm pretty sure I do know what i'm talking about. Thanks for the Socrates quote though that may come in most useful sometime in the near future. All the Best.

  • Don't forget when you vote, Obama is a muslum.

  • ...and you're an idiot.

  • Obama'08 = COOL

  • Vote for the penguin!

  • Obama is for the people.

  • dont vote 4 hillary!we cant afford 2 use a girl president at the moment maybe in 4 more years after the war is done!

  • Mind explaining your logic that a girl can't run a war, or in this case, finish it and get us out of it?

  • remember??? crin' cliton?? she would start crying at a drop of a hat

  • .... So she's a human being? Um, I don't see a major issue here. Besides, I've seen plenty of male Rethugs break down in 'tears' over the years.

  • sound like us in Indiana..LOL

  • lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i want mot romney

  • No, but I don't approve of his Libertarian agenda. I like my government both in-tact and serving me. (Repugs can only have it one way- Either the government's big or small, and it's always ebil.)

  • this is hilarious...

    RON PAUL 08!!

  • fck US

  • don't vote hillry

  • bush/clinton/bush/clinton... ??????

  • i'd vote for him lol

  • EVERYBODY who cares about liberty and freedom ...PLEASE spread the word about this video! Search utube "Red State Update: Ron Paul"

    Let's get the word out about RP's magic Constitution stick! Let's see if we can get the view count up to 50,ooo for the BOYS!

    woo hoo!

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!

  • you...DO know that this is SATIRE, right? They're making FUN of the "right-wing" support base. you did catch that, didn't you?

  • You are "Obama articulate" yes-sir-e!

  • hehe stereo type americans :-p

  • Lol.....I read an article on these guys on Yahoo news and quickly checked them out on Youtube, expecting to watch some decent "Blue Collar TV" type humor. Instead, what I got was thinly veiled insults against working class white people and inane criticisms of various presidential candidates (nothing even remotely hard hitting, btw, what cowards). But the biggest problem with these guys, is that they aren't funny. Not even remotely funny.

  • nice piece of bullshit, guys.

    astroturfing works.

    keep it up.

  • Since when is this "astroturfing"? It's a comedy act, not a corporate front.

  • Since when is the "astroturfing" for corporations only? Why can't it be used for the corporate puppets?

  • Campaign promises must be paid for. Don't let them buy your vote with your own money. Vote for the candidate who wants to let you keep your paycheck and increase freedom. Keep your right to express your opinion on the internet - to be here doing this. Ron Paul . . .

  • You guys are great! Do you guys write scripts or improvise the whole thing? If you have scripts, its great writing. If you improvise, you both have awesome chemistry.

  • Thies guys are so funny i wonder how organized thay are. they seem handel it very profeshanaley

  • gettheredone Thats your opinion and your opinion doesn't matter to anyone but yourself.

  • Exactly the point I was making in their video named "Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul".

    It's a MASSIVE hit piece covered by the concept of comedy. Comedians pass serious and devastating messages and then fall back on the comedy aspect as soon as they get called on it which I find to be pathetic.

    Then assholes want to tell you "it's just comedy" like if you are the one being stupid.

  • getteherdone Red's right you got no sense of humor.

  • It's called "humor" look it up on wikipedia, then try purchasing a sense of humor on e-bay!