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[Bnoffeepi]

I thought he said he'd downloaded worms... like the parasite .... that's is weird 

[robbtown]

that girl has the fullest nicest lips... just sayin

[rikko338]

@sanitiseyourmind The top comments are about the top comments both being about the top comments,

But wait, the two most recent comments are about the top comments being about the top comments being... ooh i've gone cross-eyed

[SecretAgentKeara]

I've played worms, it sucks.

[OddSocks332]

Pause at exactly 1:48...

[Lolabeanzaage]

so, so many euphemisms....

[iluvlemons1]

BUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! win win win

[MeWithAGuitar]

Oh my god... now the two top comments are the same... complaining about how the two top comments are both complaining about how the two top comments are the same...

[CharleyHayes08]

@MeWithAGuitar TOP TWO COMMENTCEPTION.

[KatiMcAwesome]

Damn those stupid top comments. Who cares about them being/not being the same?! NO ONE! Thats who. Well, apparently 173 people care, because they clicked the thumbs up button. But I will give 70 users the benefit of the doubt - that they clicked the wrong button, and were really trying to get rid of the stupidity.

[TheWolf9500]

buffy!

[GmfGames]

dont you hate when youre in the shower, doin "that", instead of getting clean?

[Isabelhastherobots]

"yeah you would die wouldn't you you twat"

[MelissaMees]

when he starts talking about his penis.... oh god please stooooppp... aaaaah D:

[LameLikeEric]

small penis? mmm

[SanitiseYourMind]

WOWWWWWWW 142 LIKES :D

[CandyYum96]

lol becky's voice sounded like a sex line..

[paramore8715]

patterson(i know i most likely spelt i wrong) puff XD

[Minas5150]

omg buffy poster!

[peaceandlove9083]

Becky is soo pretty.(:

[emmamemmish]

Ummm... Sopio people on the educational decree board?

[balloooonatic]

"yeah you would die, you're a twat!"

[VickieVlogsStuff]

the binarybinarybinarybinarybinary­binarybinarybinary episode was on again today ;) i sang the song!

[THEroxalicious]

(Trocks) Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo is an all-male drag ballet corps which parodies the conventions and clichés of romantic and classical ballet.

^That is an actual Google definition.

[FlotsamCarnage]

I'll engorge your flaccid genitalia Alex :3

[TheHatOfDestiny]

The awkward moment when both top comments are talking about how both top comments- No. I'm not doing that.

[smiletimes3]

I'm always amused by your video tags.

[SiriusB137]

omg you have the umbridge board!

[CaptainMeowz]

I got slightly turned on at the end o.O

[BritaniaANDPrussia]

Omg..when u said wanker u reminded me of Arthur Kirkland...(hetalia ftw)

[HomicidalPingu]

I'm going to slide my huge package through your letterbox.

[treesaretall8o]

*looks at iPod. Realises she has the worms game. pauses vlog and plays worms until the cows come home.*

[kate9987]

aww, i haven't played worms in years! i really wanna play now

[KellyTheAwesomesauce]

that awkward moment when the two top comments are both complaining about the awkward moment when the top comments are the same -.-

[Forthelemon]

@KellyTheAwesomesauce and now we have the awkward moment when the two top comments are both complaining about the awkwad moment when the two top comments are both complaining about the two top comments being the same. It may keep going on!

[714charlotte]

yes it was

[aylasdfghjkl]

Yeah, you would die, you're a twat.

[NatashaGrace98]

"that was very odd..."

[StillBrowsing]

Alex should be the next Doctor.

[Sophiohyeah]

Like if you were imagining his 'inferioir little cock'

[hobobobette]

i wanna play worms now...

[purplepenguin250]

I like how both top comments are about not liking when both top comments are the same...

[IQzminus]

I remember watching this... back when alex still were attractive and didn't dress worser than john green during his signing madness.

[TheCelestialTeacup]

@IQzminus "Worser" Stopped reading instantly.

[DoIGiveAflyingBISON]

I remember watching this in 2009... and I'm still watching Alex to this day! (16/12/11) He's now become one my favourite youtubers! <3 ...Thanks for all the laughs Alex!

[dannerzme]

Are those really the top comments?!

[TheKatherine343]

I laughed a bit too hard at trock.... but that's probably just because there's a strip club in my city called The Troc.

[maerta13]

pattansen puff lol i love you even more now...

[JuiceMcJuice]

@sanitiseyourmind Inception : O

[iRubixTube]

ahhh, too many heinz ads :L

[SanitiseYourMind]

Don't you hate it when the two top comments are the same... about the two top comments being the same...

[Mrules123]

@SanitiseYourMind commentception

[geekloverbitchhater]

hahahaha trock on :) i see what you did there

[Emarthful]

I love yours and Charlie's Accent. SO MUCH. :')

[iDiiNOALLY]

I have Worms, Alex.

And that sounded slightly creepy.

[Ben0Saur]

this video makes me laugh 0:35 ahahaha :)

[RedRose10198]

@SammyCronin oops, i said tht 2 myself

[cspiccologurl]

I love playing Worms :D

[lykohmigawd1]

Oh Alex...<3

[siebenny]

the awkward moment when the top comments were the same, but they aren't any more, and one of the top comments is about the top comments being the same :S

[MickeyJay27]

'Engorge my flaccid genitalia'

Why yes, yes I can ;)

[0416911]

your cute.. anyway i have no work and im 20 :)

[RedRose10198]

whats a twat??

[SammyCronin]

@RedRose10198 A worthless person, basically.

[RedRose10198]

@SammyCronin ya thx I looked it up......lol why don't Americans say tht??? I am gonna start calling people twats now like there's no tomorrow :)

[SammyCronin]

@RedRose10198 XD I've been doing that since I found out of its existence... I think I'm starting to make people mental. Huzzah! More insane people in the world (there's a shortage of that, for some reason.) ~DFTBA :)

[RedRose10198]

@SammyCronin NICE! Its good 2 brush up on accents and funny words :P

[SammyCronin]

@RedRose10198 Agreed. ;) Oh, and 'codswallop'... Hagrid uses it all the time. XD

[RedRose10198]

@SammyCronin haha coooool also, heres another wanker and twonk :O

[RedRose10198]

@RedRose10198 Ya, I bet I do sound weird........lol... sry I had to comment here cause i don't know how 2 send a message like u did.. but I am not a dumb blonde, well I am not even blonde.( not 2 offend any blondes...) Anyway, u know in harry potter how he always says brilliant? Well no one says that so there's another word added :)

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

@RedRose10198 *Sigh* DUMB blondes aren't the same as gorgeous, intelligent blondes. How many times... Ah, the tortures of my Norwegian genes. But I'm proud. XD

[RedRose10198]

@DirigiblePlumCompany sry its a saying sooo.....

[ShinodaLPDavidson]

You're cool

[poentasticgurl]

that awkward moment when the top comment is about the top comment.

[InStoneSet]

That awkward moment when the two top comments aren't the same anymore.

[FutureMrsMattSmith]

unremarkable little cock.

[SpitefulLoner]

OH MY GOD! From 3:20 to 3:24 you look like a young David Tennant.....

[CrysRhain]

@SpitefulLoner Doesn't he?!?! Gosh So I am not crazy. xD He is quite a looker himself

[nothinglikesurrender]

Aww Alex's inferior penis, his unremarkable little cock, I'll give it a hug if you want Alex :)

[zwingo336]

"Huge package sliding in through your letterbox."

I suddenly have a boner.

[paramoreanniejones12]

the awkward moment when the top comments are the same.

[TheSmashedController]

@paramoreanniejones12 and by the same person.

[laughalltheway1]

@paramoreanniejones12 how is that awkward?

[alexandkieran]

why are both top comments the same

[Salander2win]

heehee... Pattinson Puff :P

[1NEVBEAR1]

I have now bought worms JUST to do that.

[SmileForTheLemons]

Your penis probably isn't that small. Don't worry :D

[gilliemillie]

why..... why alex why



[oxfordcommahs]

Why.. why are the top comments always the same?

[ItsBeenOnMyMind]

Haha, I like how you enjoy making your audience picture you naked.

[skybluesweatband]

HAH! THE EDUCATIONAL DECREE IN THE BACKGROUND!!

[jordirh]

"Yeah, you would die, you're a twat."

[johnjosmith42]

... ahh, but they''re fucking awesome videos - so you're forgiven.

[johnjosmith42]

noticed these ads are getting longer Alex (tapping fingers desk) ...

[SimplyCalumsWorld]

"that was very odd"

[markchang2]

I love the what the white board says behind you. Oh and the stick figures add an extra touch.

[TheProjectWeird]

"The patterson puff there :L"

[EthalaRide]

I played snake threw out the entire video and won! woopy!

[emotional4747]

py mum came in when u started talking about where your guitar should be

[MsWasteland101]

haha."Pattinson Puff." 

[cyfieuthubobdim]

in stead of getting clean!

[DividedWhispers]

The top comments say the exact same thing...

[abd12385]

Your lips and teeth are a huge disappointment.

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[pm108sstkteom]

DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THE TOP TWO COMMENTS ARE THE SAME (capitals intended)

[kawaiizmeh]

I love British people, oh my god.

I feel like they're all funny.

[libbybug23]

lol the pattinson puff. :)

[jessyh17]

Why did I imagine dirty things when she said "when a huge package comes sliding in." She was talking about doors.

[FantasticBlueGirl]

For some reason I like how both top rated comments are exactly the same.

[adahpfan]

Trock was invented on my birthday! I am so honoured!

[tweasleysinmypantss]

Stop making me imagine you naked. It is very distracting

[constellationsmile]

I love the educational decree up in the background :)

[kyle772]

now I feel like a turd

[cookiegirl578]

buffy and trock on in the background lol XD

[looneyxlottie]

you just described my cock to you of course I'm going to fucking imagine it!

[MrLittlebigcity]

why are the 2 top comments the same thing excluding the quotation marks

[KanesTheName95]

@MrLittlebigcity Because god fucking hates you.

[MrLittlebigcity]

@KanesTheName95 that made me a little sad =(

[KanesTheName95]

@MrLittlebigcity Aww I'm sorry xD If it makes anything any better, I agree with your point about the 2 identical top comments. It's stupid.

[Littlehackers]

To be hated by him and be on the wankers team would just make me slip into a deep state of depression. I would have no reason to fucking live.

[curlymusician]

OMFG! Where did you get the  "Proclamation "????

[toodlepipism]

"and then I look down at my inferior penis..."

Thumbs up if you think that that is one of the best lines... EVER

[music44ever]

I was so distracted by your awesome awesome wall (buffy and harry potter... how amazing are you?!) ... and your fun hair. But of course, it just figures that I tune back in and what are you saying? Talking about your penis. Oh, you amuse me.

[dashobertter]

Trock on :)

[Noseeyparker]

OMG that 'proclamation degree' thingy is like the one from Harry Potter!! :O WELL JEL.

[SuperrHaleyy]

Why are the top comments both the same thing?

[okeday92]

ROTFLMFAO BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHA "inferior penis" yes.

[guavajuice1]

It just occurred to me that Rob Pattinson is your countrymen...

poor Alex

[IThinkTITOSdead]

When you started talking about your unremarkable little cock I wound up facepalming so hard it hurt.

I suggest you try the engorgio charm. Yep, a video about doctor who and I bring up Harry Potter. What is my life.

[potterismypassion]

@IThinkTITOSdead probably total awesomeness because harry potter is the best thing in the world. in fact thats what i do youtube videos about harry potter..yeah because im cool(not really)

[xoxFashiionxox]

unremarcable little cock.

[CrashProductions1000]

press #1 rapidly

[HeyitsMaryClaire]

@CrashProductions1000 Haha...:L

[AshmoreVid]

@CrashProductions1000 #3 is better lol

[CrashProductions1000]

@AshmoreVid try #0

you will be happy you did

[XxLokiRabbitxX]

I'm sorry, but I cracked up when he said 'Inferior Penis'.

[WaterBottle1998]

3:20 <-- The after effects of Worms...

Oh yeah and TROCK ON

[myboombox2]

TROCK

 ON! =)

[MikarinaMarina]

HARRY POTTER EDUCATIONAL DECREE PROCLAMATION!!! WOO! :D

[ihatevulcan]

"Yeah, you would die, youre a twat"

[musicfreak3606]

"Yeah, you would die, you're a twat."

[itsmillietime]

4 year anniversary of TROCK. :')

[LaLaDavis1234]

This was made on my birthday ! ! Happy Birthday To ME !

[messerezio]

She is Bangtidy

[XxCrescendo1xX]

i felt dirty when listening to becky talk about the c.d

[LoveAndHearts0]

I SEE HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE ON THE WALL :D

[XMischiefXxXManagedX]

Mental Images.. *Sighs* 

[jake27990]

TROCK ON! :)

[MegaStarkidLover]

OMG I freaked out when i saw the 'Proclomation Educational degree no.'

[NaomiLawlietJr]

alex, you're much better looking and you're personal hygiene is a lot better than Robert Pattinson. Don't self-deprecate.

[coloringmonster99]

" yea u would die your a twat" this is why i love nerimon soooooooooo much :)

[Sammo1231]

ok tht lady is extremely creepy......

[thewhiterabbitchaser]

christ on a bike marry me

[queenparmesean]

You came up with Trock on my birthday! It's a sign.

[ReaAUSSENSEITERFAN]

I like the harry potter proclamation board in the background... :)

[tyrane23]

Yeah I know what it's like to have a bunch of time on your hands, I imagined the perfect girl to me (from what I've found out is actually quite normal, xD) and she happened to exist- I found her the next day on youtube so I've sorta been trying to get in contact... not much luck though

[LilRedBallerina]

i was watching Harry Potter is Gay and I noticed the thing in the background that looked like an educational decree.......and it is!!!!!!!! Where did you get that???

[OhItsGinevra]

Haha your tags are always so funny

[heipaadegduP]

This is so sad.... So sad.

[missmaryarden]

Yeah, you would die, you're a twat.

[xaddictedmuchx]

i love your "bye"s (: it wasn't odd at all.

[Blackmarkethotrods]

Nerimon is funny as he'll and Becky Smith is hot !

[voodooer92]

I want that harry potter board so bad!

[ellabee99]

Loving the TROCK IN in the background :D

[musikJunkie4920]

I got the same one at Hot Topic!

[sophiehopkirk249]

where'd you get your white board?!

[triciatriciahaha]

the more I watch you the more I LOVE YOUUU!:D