The Hitman - Chuck Norris means business.

[TheModernCrusaderV]

"Drop dead."

[danielpancugh]

Muslim are strong !!! and bruce lee fucked chuck norris :) BRUCE LEE>chuck norris

[voda714]

joel deroin does the main theme song.i can find that , another guy, can't remember his name does the opening song, piebald or something like that. but i still can not find the song from this clip. it may be done by joel derouin but i can not find it:( thanks for any help.

[voda714]

i have watched this movie a hundred times i swear:)

no one has as of yet named the song in this scene. WHAT IS IT????does anyone know? ????

[bigdumbgoon]

@voda714 No Idea. But, a guy named "Joel Derouin" did the music for the film. Maybe you can look him up and find out.

[badabingization2]

the woman that was dancing i would have gotton her number and then go to cleaning house that's what chuck norris should have done right there

[xXxKINGLJxXx]

CHUCK NORRIS is bad ass!

[MrGeorgedubya]

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[ZDLR221]

You! Fuck! Mother Fuck! *Bang* URGGGHHH!!!

[MrCN86]

Underrated movie, imo.

[BENDOON23]

4 muslims disliked the vid

[codename617]

@BENDOON23 I'm a muslim and i fuckin loved it! I have a strong disliking towrads people who cowar behind relligion or use it as an excuse for their actions. SO how is this one? I tried watching a trailer, but the picture was shitty and messed up the good parts.

[memory123100]

[insert chuck norris fact here]

[danning1]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[evesplittheatom]

Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris. FACT!

[Lufttygger306]

DROP DEAD

[5u8365w]

That's right, church Norris always stores a shotgun up his ass. Does he need it? No, don't question Chuck Norris .lol

[kozman999]

Only Chuck Norris can knock a man out with another man's face

[AlbanianMan]

The part at 1:10 where Chuck Norris throws a fucking bell the size of a fist at that one guy is probably one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in a movie

[MrDeezed]

YOU, FUCK, MOTHER FUCK! LOL

[bloodywerewolf50]

he didn't say junkies, he said jockeys

[Dedokai32]

If you even think about Chuck Norris a panther claw will smite you

[ImperialGuard9001]

Chuck Norris hobby "Drop Death!"

[Music4All99]

Chuck Norris 2012!

[rkhjd]

camel junkies!! mother fucker that was that was racist!!

[Mishai87]

alah protects them?:D:D Agaist Chuck?:D....its like a stand in rail tunel, when rail arive and got wood staff as protection:D:D:D

[Redneckcocksucker]

You retards really think that you can pull some idiotic white shit like this in the middle east and simply walk out. Chuck Norris looks like my German friend's ugly sister. You'd have to see to believe. Fuck obama's nation. Please re-elect father bush.

[uofmrules1]

@Redneckcocksucker <---what an appropriate name.

[MrFieldmonkeys]

Chuck doesnt fuck around.....

[evildeaddrew]

Chuck Norris allows the universe to exist.

[soprano803]

does anybody know the name of the song that the girl was dancing to?

[yayCookies4Me]

"allah protects us"

10 sec's later everyone is knocked out lmfao

[linuxpowerification]

That guy looks like borat,who the fuck borat thinks he is??? nobody fucks with Chuck Norris.

[Br0wNN01sE]

Behind the scenes, the dancer actually got pregnant after receiving money from Chuck Norris.

[jakeen229]

just got done watching this move,,,is that shotgun hes museing a model 1887..shits brutal

[evildeaddrew]

"Allah protects us."

"Then this shouldn't hurt." LOL

[dustylefou]

LOL WTF was with that roundhouse kick across the table? Chuck sure has some long legs...

[SWR1990]

you...fuck...motherfuck LMAO

[bluecollarcanuck]

@SWR1990 Bruno Gerussi's character: "So, I hear hog guts don't sell so well in Tehran!!" :D

[RaNdOmBrEeZe]

FUCK yeaRH!< BADASS SHIET

[Mazmorrero2]

It's easier to reach the sun than killing Chuck Norris.

[87DanglyCats]

I gotta get this movie ASAP.

[Domenic9]

This was the best scene I had ever seen when I was younger. The part where he say hes gonna cut of your balls and stick em up your ass made a huge impression on me and I ve been using that line ever since.

[douglas787]

It was because of this scene those guys from the middle east hit the towers and the pentagon.

[chug26]

Nah dude we laugh at this cuz they make us look so bad lol but its funny we all laugh att our selves :D

[jpd782]

You can tell. When this movie came out in 1991 or so. Chuck Norris was trying to copy Steven Seagals style of action movies. Which were making money at the time. The black clothes. The ruthless fighting. The smart ass comment. ETC

[Br0wNN01sE]

@jpd782 Chuck Norris doesn't copy people. If anything, in one of Steven Seagal's flicks, he was granted the Gift of Beard from Chuck Norris.

[Puzzoozoo]

You don't mess with Chuck Norris if you are smart. :-)

[Soloman1001]

Classic line

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[Soloman1001]

What like...

BadGuy- I will write my name on your snowy grave..with piss.

Norris- Well, It may be your hand writing, but it will have to be his dick.

...

[bzurvalec]

I love these action thrillers from around the late-80s to the early 90s. The UNGODLY unrealistic fighting scenes, the cheesy one-liners...it just doesn't get any better than this!

[peteraks50]

"..... Drop dead."

[HafeedMansour]

camel jockey, i wonder how that became Popular.....Since the oldest breed of HORSE in the world is the Arabian. Then everyone stole it to make their own mongrel horse breeds.

[mistermajestyck]

most stereotypes are inaccurate. If You take offence, lest I remind you this is a super crap chuck norris movie. Don't worry man, no one gives a shit about it. It just represents the politics of the Persian Gulf War. In Right Wing Administrations it is common to adopt a Jingoist stance in popular entertainment to tow the line.

There are few people who think this movie is good, a vast majority view it as junk entertainment and a hilarious unintentional send-up of the politics of the era.

[TCFan25]

There was another movie they named The Hitman as well but changed it to Logan's War featuring Chuck norris in a co-starring role. Great movie and hard to find

[leathalethal]

its all fun and games until someone knocks over the hookah!

[CountAlexander]

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious.

[kev1796]

Chuck Norris kicks ass

[deeoosee]

YOU! FUCK! MOTHERFUCK!

[sg1nick]

best part lol

[LocheDade]

This is one of the highlight scenes from any chuck norris movie. He actually made a pretty good bad ass in that movie.. well, a good guy bad ass.

[SeanConnery9000]

I never knew that Chuck Norris said the F-word

[jssstephenson]

is this the final fight of the movie

[Mattthejerkoff]

No. It's been awhile since I've watched this one but I know it's not the finale fight scene.

[RickyB7777]

Chuck Norris is God.

[jamezxh]

haha classic Should send him to Iraq to clean the rest of those fuckers up

[SinfulOcelot]

LOL Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with lights off cause darkness is afraid of him

[lucasaccardo]

I've just watch this 2 minutes of sheer cinema perfection and on a further analysis i think what gives particular power to shotgun shot is the half second detail of the blood outgoing just before the bad guy gets pulled back.

[lucasaccardo]

"You fuck! Mother fuck!"

Another nice postmortem one liner would have been " Learn some English".

[lucasaccardo]

My god, its gold. it is pure raw gold.

[NARstage53]

Those guys don't even look Iranian. They look like Arabs. I know, because I have a few Iranian friends. They don't have bellydancing either, again that is Turkish or Arabic. They can't get anything right in this movie. This is insulting to Iranians!!!!

[Imran500]

Chuck Norris must be insane if he thinks persian food tastes bad.

[evilicono]

1:43 LOL FUCK, MOTHER FUCK

[imahardman14]

I loved his hair cut in this film

[MrCN86]

Today I saw this whole movie and I very liked it. It's very well and interesting film. Chuck Norris' is man of humour.

Nobody can shoot Chuck Norris, nobody!

[FOBioPatel]

"allah protects us". mahahahahhaha. "camel jockeys"... damn that was some of the best film making in history. Especially the bell sound when the jar hit the arab in the face.

[GoldenSowrd82]

they're not arabs btw, they're persians XD

cheers

[McClane]

Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels pain!

[caellison1]

Wasn't there another 'The Hitman' movie with Chuck Norris as a co-star role?

[Thedemon4ever]

chuck norris kicks ass :D

[vassilito]

chuck for ever

[Bigdadaman]

Hey guys I have a VERY important question! Does ANYONE know who sings that song and whats the name from that scene when the movie starts????? thanks and great post man this is a really gangsta movie!

[819bone]

look he has dawg the bounty hunter's haircut! Long live the 80's baby.

[jamesrosevear]

Getting on Chuck Norris's nerves is a form of suicide.

[onlyofficial]

"It won't hurt when i do this."

Thats the best part lol

[PeterBluth]

Chuck Norris has a fever and the cure is more camel bell. I love that scene.

[Terodesuuri]

"Drop Dead"..pure genious..

[grandauthorities]

you ! fuck ! motherfuck !

[sidebox111]

chuck noris solved the mistery of the bermud triangle by using the theorem of pitagor,

chuck noris is more then 1 bilion years old, the reason why he's still alive is because death is to scared to come and take him,

chuck noris has man-eating dog's, lions,tigers and other wild animals garding his house but the only warning sign you'll see hanging is "BE WEAR CHUCK NORIS"

dinosaurs took ONLY ONE bad look at chuck noris

[bluecollarcanuck]

@sidebox111 Death sends Chuck to do his dirty work for him :)

[andypandy7]

I love it when he washes his hand in the guys drink, the jokes may have died, but Norris still dominates.

[Xsniper7895]

chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris

[laranze]

back up sawnoff. perfect

[rmg13021]

The best Chuck Norris clip ever. Chuck Norris's penis has it's own penis and it's still bigger than yours! Allah didn't protect them did she?

[eric20ike]

That's one massive mullet!

[CountofMonteCristo88]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[PhorPhukSake]

The Chuckllet.....Chuck Norris invented the Mullett too!!!

[alex1bg]

duuude that was kool as $#!t but kinda rasict lol

[manhands77]

fuck yeah chuck norris

[GonzoBalls666]

WHOOPS! No one says 'mutherfuck' to the Chuckman! LMFAO!

[ocra2000]

ahahahahahhah respect chuck respect !!

[AndreLordOfFootball]

Camel Jokeys... lol

[Idol1983]

You cock sucker ronaldo94. You slag him off? Why? cuz he is neat? Prick

[SinfulOcelot]

I bet ronaldo has been asskicked by Chuck Norris with single roundhouse kick...

[Idol1983]

Yeah well i have kicked ronaldo94 ass a couple of times. Ask him bout the empty bombshell or the door handle when he said i could not break out of his hold. Or the jab i gave him in the lower back. Sounds like he could use some lessons from chuck.

[ronaldo94]

Did some digging on Chuck, here's an extract from Wikipedia: "Norris' flagrant homosexuality was brought to light most notably when filming of an episode of 'Walker Texas Ranger' was postponed due to Chuck arriving on set with a considerable amount of semen in his beard". I just don't think he 'kicks ass' after reading that kinda stuff.

[ladams57]

Wikipedia is as reliable as a homeless guy who lives on the corner. It's all user based, not based on FACTs you dumbass. And that excerpt(not extract as you so eloquently put it) has already been removed.

[215day]

Idiot of fan.

[ronaldo94]

Let's be honest, mate, was it ever on there? Please tell me you are American, cuz that kind of reaction is exactly what I would expect. And extract is fine.

[Idol1983]

shut up morris

[Idol1983]

Amazing display of ass kicking. Yeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Idol1983]

See Eoin, he is hard. He would kick the crap out of that guy from Ong bak mountain.

[ohmssoo7]

chuck norris, he is one guy I would never %^&$%# with

[SinfulOcelot]

LOL!! This is way too funny i laugh to this even now. *Chuck calmly* "If you f**k with him, he can cut your balls and stick it up your a**... LOL.

[carcaje122]

you guys eat this shit????? hahahahah!!!!!!!

[Jamezxh96]

Fuckin love it ...haha Camel Jockeys , ,hahaha

You Guys eat this crap!

[brocante101]

GO chuck!

good movie, rent it

[ToddMK84]

you fuck mother fuck

[will0112]

korean pride yeee!!1 william hco iran go away

[will0112]

this movie sucks my balls u can all suck my balls i dont care WILLIAM RULES WILLIAM CHO korean pride

[WEISSKRAFT]

Piss off Gook

[Arnoldhashugemuscles]

This movie kicks butt!! ^^

[MottledTerror]

the ppl didn't act or look Iranian accept for maybe Hassan, The Belly Dancer is Arabic, Persians/Iranians don't have them! I can tell because I am Iranian, and it is all information! And the funny part is that they go to Vancouver (my home city) and thats a random place to go to find Iranians SO ALL OF THAT MAKES IT SUCH A HILARIOUS MOVIE!

[MottledTerror]

Damn right! In the movie they call them Iranians (with a bad accent) but they are so dumb, those old americans cuz they don't know that they are actually Arabs,

[TalkOfTheInternet]

lol chuck norris spits the food, because he has never tasted quality food before haha

[kellysmash99]

Chuck Norris fucked Borat up

[Arnoldhashugemuscles]

hahaha yeah! ^^

[kellysmash99]

Nice

[WCWite]

this was great LOL