The Fastest Living Thing on the Planet!

[AlreadyEddie]

A-SKEET, SKEET, SKEET

[The1Nonly700]

all i want to know is who filmed horse dung with a high speed cam

[TheAlstonli]

epic cum shot

[powerrangersr]

I thought the black things were sporangia, not spores?

[alabamycologist]

@powerrangersr

Yup, you are correct!

[Akwatyka]

WTF AM I WATCHING...

[xThuGLinE2]

That's horse shit!!

[CallMeReZ]

So if you're near horse shite, be prepared to be bombarded by millions of fungi spore heads flying onto you, in your mouth up your nose in your pores etc etc.. Fukin delightfull thanks for that!

[nevadie133]

THE FUTURE OF FLIGHT

[Salvationare]

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[AkosiBananaMan]

still not fast enough for a women's word per minute..

hahaha :D

[Balaggio007]

the teenager plants quickly ejaculated

[FlyBoiNumbaOne]

i watched this while eating soup

[nldekker]

For a minute there I thought the guy was gonna steep in Obama's economic policy.

[BlueDragonFuze]

That'll make you think twice before stepping on poop lol!! I think Imma gonna vomit!! This was gross lol!!

[10335086]

Harry Potter in 30 years...

[WoodDuckProductions]

Holly crap! (get it?)

[updisho]

@MrCorey45 nope.... but light isnt "living".

[Slasli]

Totally loved it

[xxTAARGUS]

richard hammod huh, thought this was top gear at first

[sitstandnow]

RICHARD.FUCKING.HAMMOND. <3

[gencbeqiri12]

"HOLY SHIT"

[TheIncrediblSuperSam]

wow, i am not walking by horse shit ever again...at least not with my mouth open

[PivotMakeranimations]

RICHARD HAMMOND

Y U NO DRIVING CAR?!

[strills1234]

@NamisNinja Chill out brohan

[dalektaliban]

take that stupid american girl from centerparks, you havent held the fastest living thing on the planet!

[Razwithz]

haha, Richard Hammond looks so funny xD

[sej15152]

its funny that i knew that :D

[sheebabdooda]

OMGFACTS

[SnookiIsLife]

this was uploaded on my birthday... awkward... but still thats gross...

[strills1234]

@SnookiIsLife How the fuck is that awkward you fucking stupid coon

[SnookiIsLife]

@strills1234 its people like you that makes me not want to comment... wow, fighting a 13 year old girl over YouTube.... you're tough aren't you?

[HongKongBoyz100]

@SnookiIsLife that first comment was the stupidest fucking comment ever... and why would you give your age away on the internet... not very smart little girl

[SnookiIsLife]

@HongKongBoyz100 i said my age cause it says my email on my youtube channel, they could easily have one and looked up my email and found out when i was born if they wanted to so its not a deal, & do u mean my first comment?

[strills1234]

@SnookiIsLife Calm the fuck down nigga

[NamisNinja]

@strills1234 lol proved you wrong tool

[fndrfreak0274720]

Lol Richard. Bored of cars already?

[MsPK91]

Omg facts brought me here

[Tamuz95]

why doesnt it make a sonic book? even for 1/1000th of a second

[TheDemonicHeretic]

@Tamuz95 i think its cuz its so small

[TheSanityWolf]

OMG-facts brought me here.

[TheSanityWolf]

1:10 The horse wants it's shit back

[jonluispena]

is that the guy from top gear?

[idioticscheme666]

I wish my internet connection was as fast as this.

[Toreiishi]

I feel bad for the speakers to have to hold shit to his face.....

[funnyguyindahouse]

richard hammond omg

[Xx44killerxX]

HAMSTER!

[NextWarning]

I would laugh my ass of if the horses in the back would hump. LOL

[H057IL3]

The host looks like Rod Stewart and Nuno Bettencourt's baby.

[XillegaltoastX]

Those horses are about to get it on.

[iamjoehaha]

Anybody else thinks those look like ejaculating =.=

[vegemitosis]

This video would be awesome on a smellovision.

[warpigsheals]

So if at every second the spores of fungus on the poop are shooting off why is he holding it so close to his face

[XarcZai]

TIL...

[Skaterboy99141]

if it was that small would it make a sound if it broke the sound barrier????

[gregarious24]

I'm munching on a turd right now.

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

I learned stuff today. :D

[JamesR3d]

Thats not a Missile you idiot.

[cj4short]

@JamesR3d Yes it is. Look up the Definition of a "missile."

[JamesR3d]

@cj4short It showed a 105mm Cannon from a tank are you blind????

[Coldkill1233]

@JamesR3d "A missile may be any thrown or launched object, it colloquially almost always refers to a self-propelled guided weapon system." -Wiki

[cj4short]

@JamesR3d

mis·sile/ˈmisəl/

Noun: An object that is forcibly propelled at a target, by hand or mechanically.

[JamesR3d]

@cj4short So your telling me that a Explosive tiped Round is consiterd a Missle....... fucking retards.

[cj4short]

@JamesR3d Yes. Missile originally referred to a thrown (or fired) stone or spear. Then arrows came along and they were missiles. Bullets are missiles too. So yes, Tank shells are missiles.

[generaljeefus]

i would not have held it that close to my mouth....

[NiGHTSS01]

needs faster burrow speed

[ethereas3]

i like how it puts it super close to his face.

[petpet2177]

"A missile" xD

[cexirx]

At 0:54 I thought he was going to grab a super sonic midget.But you know, fungus that grows on shit will do.

[TdotFunk]

He has great hair. Thumbs up if you agree.

[khrak]

1.5 million species.

1.35 million uncatalogued.

1 discovered that is extremely fast.

Declare species to be the fastest accelerating thing on Earth.

Bad science at it's finest. What about the initial detonation of a nuclear weapon? Particles in an accelerator? This spore hardly holds the record for acceleration of objects on Earth.

[SnapDragin13]

@khrak To be fair he said "Fastest living thing" Not "Fastest object". But it's still pretty mindbogglingly fast, if not "the fastest living thing"

[TheMsterblaster]

its weird to me watching Hamond not driving a car.

[gkguillem]

give me back my 2 minutes of life

[qw3rtypd4ng3r]

You have s*** like 6 inches from your face

[gnostici]

1:09 "What are you doing with my poop?"

[esp13579]

a neutrino

[Carwash1152]

@esp13579 Living neutrinos huh? Where can I get some?

[GoldenRa1n]

Whose idea was it to put a piece of poop in front of an ultra high speed camera?

[Koenentom]

@GoldenRa1n that's the first thing i thought aswell!

[nitroxide17]

Yes Richard Hammond!

[Spiffy4k]

that shit is way too close to his mouth.

[lightspeedloser]

how fast did the fungus go around the track in the hands of the stig?

[hankfletcher]

What's small and fast and hangs out in fields of horse pooh?

Richard Hammond.

[OlaPodridas]

wadsworth constant applies

[liud128]

OMG RICHARD HAMMOND DID WHAT BEFORE TOP GEAR!?!?

[6789Beanz]

is... that richard hammind?

[luissanchez3d]

up if this was a TIL for you thanks to Reddit!!!

[InfiniteGrenades]

They look like zits popping lol

[DieingsoulXX]

Whimpy long haired hugh jackman? ok...

[nalzer21]

Develops High Speed Camera

Films Horse Shit

[Megatron2426]

Hamster? 

[Skier1017]

@Megatron2426 My little Hammy.

[smileyking96]

I know what has the fastest acceleration in the universe! Light!

[cronchify]

@smileyking96 light doesn't accelerate noob

[5bmark]

@smileyking96 *cough* neutrino *cough*

[a4tonmantis]

@5bmark neutrino's are alive?? call all the physicists!

[smileyking96]

@5bmark LOL okay.

[stuffums]

They're little zerg spore colonies

[gmcglothern]

attenborough 2.0

[Astromaster90]

Astronauts get 4 g's on liftoff not reentry

[HcxOlli]

Eat it!

[wakemewhenimdead88]

hores shit!!!

[jedziemypoziouo]

sikiratka?

[Shift4chizzle]

if u put ur hand over it what would u feel?

[xvlk77n]

@Shift4chizzle the equivalent of 10,000 burning suns

[mratkins89]

Anyone else think it was gonna be horse jizz when he showed the horse? lol

[Shift4chizzle]

@mratkins89 no cos most of us arent perverted

[funincluded]

@mratkins89

Nope

[JiewenTan]

i like his voice~

[gyropunmaster]

It's Richard Hammond on the new season of Top Gear!

[moh97gt]

what is the name of this show ????????????????

[funincluded]

@moh97gt

It's called "Learn to Read"

[BroyhillVideo]

Starship Troopers just got real

[Orteil42]

THIS IS A BUNCH OF HORSESHIT

[aMKraise]

16 people swallowed these spores while eating grass near horse shit.

[Alectr0n]

Not even close to as fast as a cnidocyte firing at 5,410,000 g.

[RepM8]

Am I the only one scared to stand within 2m of horse feces now?

[dana8asb]

@Kladinov we'd have to make the astronauts suit out of impermeable spore material. Oh yes and the astronauts brain would have to be made out of the same stuff because the human passes out "at around 5 g's" as he said. OH and! I'd like to see you try to tie an astronaut up to a chair. Maybe a job for "Super Dave"

[tommyderthomas]

does anyone know what kind of material the "bubble" is made of ?

anyone tried to use this stuff for industrial products?

[Demock]

hammond, i might just have to kill you and steal your hair, your perfect hair

[TobiasBirkebeiner]

guessed it right off the bat.

[melloe]

okay....whose idea was it to film horse poo

[iSOisoleucine]

This guy was the BEST host for Brainiac.

[Son0fHobs]

I'm sorry, but it looks like the greatest sperm of all time. 

[lwrncc]

I too suffer from a "Zone of Repugnance"...

[lwrncc]

Thank you Hammond!

[Teh1337H4x0rz111]

Peter North goes way farther than 2 meters

[Damaku250]

pilobilus used BULLET SEED

[farmerfren]

you can see the spores are launching into his face, if you use a high speed camera

[thepineapplestory]

1:07 was hoping the horse will eat your head

[ianwilliams12]

Hey you guys lets go video tape some poop in slow motion! wow look what we found... wtf... haha

[suskistube]

while he was holding the poo in front of his face... I was expecting him to taste a spoonful! it would have been hilarious!

[dorfpanmit]

The Stig's faster. Hammond should know this.

[braydonbeaulieu]

That shit is fast.

[f0rTyLeGz]

Rewrite and re shoot this interesting factoid. Use images of falcons and cheetahs. Talk about nano technology. No shots of horse shit on a trowel inches from your nose.

[TyTyGuitar]

3:07 wanna get your face any closer to that poop...?

[greatadsplus]

@Dininiful They don't 'know'. It's just an evolutionary process. The fastest spores will be the ones to survive, and then the fastest of those, and the fastest of those, and so on. So over time (millions of years?) the fungi have evolved to this point and means of survival. 

[wwingslikeeagles]

@greatadsplus Hmm, but they wouldn't have survived if they hadn't been so fast...

[jeezuschryst]

@Dininiful what a stupid question

[Joeblow591988]

@Dininiful Karl Pilkington, get off the internet...Head shaped like a fucking orange

[squirt552]

@PowerfulDragon LOVELY. DO YOU ALWAYS SAY SUCH MATURE THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE? I'M SURE YOU THINK THAT WAS VERY CLEVER AND EVERYONE IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER. NOT..................DUMB BELL

[PowerfulDragon]

@squirt552 this is the internet. deal with it.

[dakax43]

@PowerfulDragon What?!

[lightmanx]

You would think a man who stars on a television show about cars would know the difference between speed and acceleration.

When you say “fastest in the world,” I expect you to talk about the change in position with respect to time. This is different than the acceleration, which is change in velocity with respect to time. Ok, but other than that — nice video.

[squirt552]

@lightmanx Hello Mr. Nit-Picky. You're obviously intelligent and know a lot about Science. But, I think he was trying to put this in less technical terms for the layperson.

[morchius]

fuck people how primitive u are, only thing u concentrate on and think about is horse shit.

[Ukokokokoo]

Top gear

[comotejodes]

A horse to other horse: -Eh, eh, look at this guy. He's taking the shit. Humans are damn crazy, dude.

[clempunk86]

why? why must you hold the poo so close to your face? why?

[longdali82]

@clempunk86 HAHAHA EXACTLY what I was thinking.... ahahaha

[renegade1179]

1:10 Horse: "Go on, eat it. Eat my poop."

[helloloklok]

holy shit...

[justinmathew111]

Can you move your face a little closer to that shit please..

[dramey03]

paul stamets has been the man for years and ive been interested in fungi ever since learning of him

i may not be willing to eat any shrooms of any kind, but i sure do respect how incredible fungi is

our world would benefit a great deal from a higher understanding of shrooms and fungi

[Da2faan]

and all this was, also supposed to have evolved from nothing

[xBIGSHEPx]

he called the shit poop

[MrJrChow]

It's over 9000!!!!!

[TheBigKiller]

Holy shit.

[pauljeraj]

So the fastest living thing is a fungus' ejaculation... stunning

[XazntheifX]

Its power level is over 9000!

[jayvaai]

he holds it so close to his mouth... like a boss

[maszek]

It's good to see that Hammond is also able to occupy himself with things that matter.