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  • Very funny and right on the mark mate. It soothes my soul to hear all these privileges we share as a lucky bunch.  Shine on.......

  • @Artesian71 We can but feel sorry for those who didn't make it into our select group.

    :-)

  • @tjm7757 Thanks Tim :-)

  • I am completely accepting of gay sex.

  • @EliteDoomer Me too :-)

    Thanks for commenting! :-)

  • to gay people how does it feel to have your dick where people shit out of it ?

  • @JustinBiebarSucks I've got news for you. Anal sex is enjoyed by as many heterosexuals as gay people, if not more. Maybe you'll get to experience the thrill for yourself one day.

  • @RobNorthampton i have news for you the only place i want my penis is in a womans vagina your dick must smell like shit

  • @JustinBiebarSucks Any woman who even gives you the time of day needs her head read! Now kindly go forth and multiply, as your beloved bibble tells you to. If you can, you bigoted troll..

  • You can smile to let someone know you don't like them...I must try that...bril...ERM...but no man ever cut lawns etc for me to get sex...where did I go wrong..weep

  • @xyzllii You must've been too soft on them, Kristine! One of my friends confessed that if he finishes work early, he buys a newspaper and sits in his car reading it, because he knows once he walks in the door, he will be given a host of chores to do. And he does them too, just to keep the peace! :-D

  • I have zero acceptance from my family, and minimal tolerance from some family members for being gay. Though I'm still glad I was born able to see just how sexy guys can be. Though I have a tendacy to think about them in ways that might creep some out haha.

  • @spartacandream I am sorry to hear of your dilemma, and I recognise that you are not alone. It's a sad state of affairs. :(

    As for what turns you on, I'm sure you're not alone, whatever it is. So long as it's consensual and doesn't harm anyone else, it's all good! :-D

  • @RobNorthampton Thanks! i'll be okay, I've been through hard times before, I can survive! :-)

    I was saying that as in fantasizing about guys haha. Nvm. It was a comment I was playing off the sentance before it, it didn't exactly come acrossed as funny, but it was meant to.

    I'm actually attracted more to older guys. Of course, I'd never force myself onto anyone nor harm anyone.

  • IT IS OK TO BE GAY. I WISH I COULD BE GAY

  • @ratatulsuprem1 Perhaps you're bi? That's still good!

  • hhhhhhh very good things

    i brefare not to go out becuse alot of things

  • @thunderssound Thanks for watching! It must be difficult.

    I wish you happiness, however you find it! :-)

  • @RobNorthampton thank you and i wish you happenss to :)

  • Haha! I think i'm just ready for that <3

  • Thanks for this video. I'm 22 and looking forward to that day I become the fav uncle of my nephews and knees (is that how you spell it?) Lol.

  • @wickrev Lol thanks for commenting! It's actually spelt 'nieces' but you might have to get on your knees to play with 'em! ;-)

  • I believe this stupid grin im now wearing is thanks to you, this was rather cute.

    I especially loved the part about knowing the theory of how the combustion engine works, yet rather calling AAA to have it fixed. I happen to drive a classic car, its so much more akin to my style. Yet while i know how to repair it, i dont care to get greasy and possibly fumble the job, i much prefer just having it done for me.

  • @suedebear Thanks very much for commenting, and sorry about the bad quality of the video. When I realised it was lagging so badly, I should have done it all again really, but I just couldn't be bothered! LOL

    My dad drives a classic car that he rebuilt from scratch. Unfortunately, I don't take after him in that respect. I just about know how to change bulbs, add water and fuel, and at a push, maybe fix a fanbelt! Anything else goes wrong, and I'm walking! :-)

  • How you kept a fairly straight face is beyond me, the humor was sincere but perhaps truthful though i wouldn't know, unfortunately. I didn't need to view a video for reasons gay is great, for im married to the opposite sex, the other side of the fence has to be greener! LOL Great video. I can't wait to watch your other ones!

  • @strikenetter Thanks for watching! This vid is all a bit 'tongue in cheek' - no pun intended :-), so you may find some of my other stuff a bit heavy-going. I guess I'm just passionate about my 'causes' as you are about commercial fishing, and rightly so. I hope you manage to continue your career. I LOVE fresh fish, so we'd all be lost without your efforts. I was a butcher for 15 years, so I'm not at all squeamish about killing to eat. I love my food too much. Waddya mean, ' I noticed!' :-)

  • @RobNorthampton Not to take up your time regarding comments, but the continuance of my career isn't in my hands anymore, its in the hands of society and what they deem to be right and wrong. Too many people regard fishing as wrong, and usually these people are equipped with the finances to end what they feel to be wrongful. A familiar face regarding many topics, people counter argue what they think is wrong. Homosexuality? Gay marriage? familiar? lol Society is inapt.

  • @strikenetter I agree. In the UK, the fishing industry has dwindled to probably a tenth of the size it was 50 years ago. Fishing towns have become derelict and run down. And yet, we have Spanish and Icelandic factory trawlers plundering our fish, well within our 12 mile exclusion zone, and little is done to stop them. We are then having to import our own fish back from them! The world's gone mad.

  • @RobNorthampton The worlds been mad, we're just now discovering it! lol I know what you speak of.

  • @goozdude400 I guess it gives you more choice, but you can still only sleep with one person at a time :-)

  • Im straight, but your most convincing argument was the "wrong time of the month" one... oh my, if only!

  • @Wikkiter Haha thanks Joel. You made me chuckle.

  • "you think big boobs are hilarious" LMFAO haha

    "you didn't choose to be gay - it was just sheer good luck"

    LOL :D

    great video

  • @MysteryFaeryGirl Thanks Ashton :-D

  • *sigh*

    I wish I was gay...

  • @hedonism13 Hahaha! It has its ups and downs, but I'm happy :-)

  • XD 1:16 so true.

  • Ill take your Happy Meal any day :)

  • @xXMrGreenEyes24Xx Lol Thanks Will. :-)

  • @JordannGV Thanks Jordan! Drive safe! ;-)

  • what if i adopt, ever thought of that?

  • @CristianApostol I have to admit that I'd never thought of you adopting, but if that's what makes you happy, I'm all for it!

  • @CristianApostol

    He said "bigger than you intended" has anybody ever adopted by accident?

  • How true, how true. This has been added to my favourites for daily inspiration!!

  • @tenneral Thanks very much, Michael! I'm honoured :-)

    I'm just sorry the quality is so bad on this vid. I was trying out a new camera, which had a problem even keeping sound and vision together. I haven't used it since, and it's been relegated to a drawer! :-)

  • I love this.

    "You know that being called a slut is not really an insult."

    "You didn't choose to be gay, it was sheer good luck."

    You have great delivery. Yeah, whoever it was that said you're a little like House was right.

    Faved.

  • @AdamEtheredge LOL Thanks again. I've been compared to a racoon, a badly-made muppet, a farmer, James Bond, House, and even a gay Crocodile Dundee! I don't mind though. It always makes me smile, the things people see in my ugly mug! :-)

  • @RobNorthampton Well, badly-made muppets are always the ones everyone likes the best.

    And besides, you're cute. I like the Mark Of Cain you have. Very Michael Stipe.

  • @AdamEtheredge If you mean my furrowed brow, it's due to a hard life. I'm only 25 really! BIG ;-)

  • @RobNorthampton Yeah, right. Same here.

    But, if you mean you're 25 (inches) then please DO let me know when you've got a free weekend handy. I'll be on the next plane!

  • You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them..haha..love it. And of course I love being called a slut :)

  • @THEROBBIEKSHOW We do what we have to do, eh Robbie? ;-)

  • Rob I love your wit - brilliant. thoroughly entertaining and so true

  • Thanks Mathieu! Sorry about the quality. I was trying out a cheap camera, and well, you get what you pay for, eh? :-)

  • Lol, very witty, me likes.

  • Thanks Tiffany! :)

  • you forgot aids...

  • This is brilliant! lol- very witty!

  • Thanks Jules :-)

  • 0:46 has to be the number 1 for me.

  • I like the way yuo can discuss a good looking guy with your partner w/o any jealousy.

  • Ah, I definitely agree with the fact that straight guys assume you like them.

  • Heh heh...Awesome!

  • omg lol

  • #51: you can put skittles in your mouth, and taste the rainbow.

  • ya, I'm amused by some of my homophobic co-workers who think I want them...ever notice that the ones like that are usually some of the last people you would even want to be with? kinda funny when you think about it...

  • It sure is, Mr Spadesryan! I hope the ones that *you* want always want you right back! Thanks for watching and commenting! :-)

  • I agree kinda

  • Lovely. So true!

    Hope you have a great 2009 Rob... And look forward to more lovely videos...

    Cheers

  • Thanks so much, and pleased you enjoyed it! Happy 2009 to you too! :-)

  • Thanks 'Gopaw'! Thanks for dropping by and watching! Happy new year!

  • haha wonderful video

  • Interesting... A few of those also apply to bi guys ;)

  • Thanks Andy. It's kinda funny that I spend most of my time on here rabbiting on about equality, and then go make a video trying to outline differences! But hey, it's all in fun

    :-)

  • Pointing out differences is valuing diversity :)

  • I love that. I AM amused by straight men who think that I want them.

  • I work with a guy who says crass stuff like, "Ooh I'd better be careful standing in front of you, eh?". I answered him one time with, "If I were that desperate, I think there'd be quite a few that'd come before you". He asked, "What do you mean?". I replied, "Well, let's just say as long as there's feral dogs on the street, you're pretty safe!". He said. "Hmph, that's not very nice is it?". I said, "You want nice? Come back when you're pretty". ;-)

  • Brilliant, Utterly brilliant.

    You know, there's something this reminds me of...

  • ugh, it won't let me post a URL

    KhaosKomix (dot com) Go to the archives and click on "Tom's Story, page 23"

  • Thanks! Great story, and good drawings. I got interested, and had to keep reading. Late for work now..LOL

  • LOL very funny!

  • Thanks for watching, Tobie. I know that this is aimed at gay men, but a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek, and probably not true. Still it was fun to make.

    I hope you've had a good holiday, and I wish you and yours a sparkly '09! :-)

  • yeah yur right about the favorite uncle thing lol robbie williams great vid!

  • Thanks Bryan! Hope you had a good holiday! At least the chemical sprayers should be on holiday too, so you get a few days of fresh air! Wishing you a great '09, mate!

  • "I didn't choose to be gay, it was just sheer good luck" Brilliant Rob, im so going to steel that quote for myself!

  • Well, personally, I wouldn't want to be anything else, so how lucky was I? :-D

  • Thanks for watching, Don, and hope you had whatever kind of holiday you like! :-)

  • This is really delightful...thanks.

  • LOL! Quite right about the way to a man's heart. And that Anton Antipov is awfully purdy. ;-) Happy Christmas and New Year to you and yours, Rob. Great stuff.

  • Thanks very much Prof! Same to you! I'm about as non-crissmussy as is possible to be, so that suits me :-)

    Time off work, whisky, smokes, and catching up on Tubers is my idea of a holiday!

  • Well, enjoy every second of it. :-)

  • LOL Loved it!

    Great to see you still posting some great stuff Rob!

    5*

  • Thanks Geoff! It makes a pleasant change to have two whole days off, and do a bit of catching up! Now don't you go eating all your easter eggs at once!...oh, no...wait...

    Oh I can't keep up with all this religion mixed up with paganism stuff, and bedecked in flashing lights! It's all a bit too 'gay' for me!

  • I doubt anything is too "gay" for you hehehe

  • Ooh you bitch! C'mere and I'll scratch yer eyes out!

    ;-)

  • NO way, you'll ruin my gucci sunglasses LMAO

  • I had to pause at 3:25 just to let out some raucous laughter. OMG this was good!

    Here's to sheer good luck!

    :-D

  • Thanks Curt! Piers told me not to include that one, but I thought what the hell. It's only playing with words, eh? :-)

    I hope you had a good crimbo, and had lots of stuffing on the side. Wishing you a sparkly and successful '09!

  • you're both bloody WICKED, love it LOL

  • I don't know *what* you mean. [Sits under halo looking innocent]

  • haha a rofling good video rob.

    You may be reinforcing more stereotypes :-P but what the heck.

  • What the heck indeed, Saz. As much as we want to be treated equally, there are always going to be some areas where we are only too happy to be gay! :-D

  • Yes. I can't say all 50 of those things apply to me. But some certainly do. And although they may not all apply to every gay person, they all can apply to gay people generally :-)

  • (I SAW THAT NAUGHTY WALLPAPER!

    ((The jealousy thing at the bar! I agree i would talk about really hot celebrities with my boifriend and he would tell me his fantasy and I wouldnt mind.

  • aww there was so much more i wrote and i lost it T_T

  • Sorry to hear that, Steven, but never mind. I'm just happy that you dropped by and commented at all. Have a great new year, mate!

  • Ah yes, Steven, that is Anton Antipov, my dream guy! Check him out on google...yummm!

    As for the jealousy thing, I suppose there may be some gay guys who insist on their partners having eyes only for them, but generally speaking, I think most of us can be open with our likes and dislikes. Imagine if a straight guy said to his wife/gf, "Wow, look at the hooters on her! Isn't she gorgeous?". He'd end up with his beer over his head! LOL

  • Terrific! Very well done!

  • Thanks Eric! I hope you had a good christmas, and bought lots of toys for your cute puppies! Happy new year!

  • Great editing. My mother will whine to no end when I have a wife, the gays are lucky!

  • I guess in truth, some mothers will always moan about their offspring's choice of partner, gay or straight! Hope you had a good Christmas Gerold. Keep me posted on how the dating game is going, and good luck! ;-)

  • haha great video Rob

    made me smile! :)

  • Thanks Gilbert. Hope you had a good christmas! Thanks for dropping by! :-)

  • I always enjoy your vids Rob

    keep up the good work

    Christmas didn't feel like Christmas this year....had to work during the holiday..but I made the best out of it

    Happy Holidays Handsome

  • I AM the gay grump when it comes to christmas, I'm afraid. I had to work christmas eve, and I'm back to a double shift on saturday, so it's just two days of slobbing out for me, before jumping back on the hamster wheel. Maybe next year we'll win the lottery, Gilbert. (Pigs might fly). Then we could tell them where to stick their jobs!

    ;-)

    Have a happy new year regardless, mate!

  • I hate working on holidays..but then again..I hate being around my family on holidays...so its a no win situation for me!!!!! HAHAHAHA

    I can't wait to go back to England someday hopefully next year...

    hey I'll keep my fingers cross one of us will win the Lottery and tell our jobs to go to hell! haha

  • So much age-old truth and wisdom wrapped up in so few minutes. Some of these had me rofl!

  • Thanks Marc! I feel sorry for some straight guys. A couple of them at work admit that they happily 'do their chores' that their wives set them, just to keep the peace. I asked one of them if he wasn't subconsciously just trying to keep her sweet for the bedroom. He just laughed and said, "I don't think so. It's not my birthday, you know!" LOL

  • LMAO! 49x true, except fot the framed pet picture YET?? NO!!

  • Aww, but wait until you get your own cute puppy, and start snapping away with your camera at all his antics. There's bound to be at least one you'll want to keep on display, especially when he is no more :-(

  • Nice one :-)

  • Thanks Trish. A couple are a bit naughty, but true for gay men, I'm afraid. Ladies also seem to claim every radiator in the house to festoon them with wet 'smalls' and soggy tights, but I think that makes all men go 'tut', regardless. When I flat-shared for a while, one of the girls would whip off her tights last thing at night, and say, "I'll just run through the crotch and feet in the sink. They're not dirty". Too much information, you know? :-)

  • lol

  • Hi Steve! Hope you got all you wanted this christmas!

  • Hahaha! Good ones Rob.

    I didn't get the one about the cruise.

    PM me and explain?

    "I am Curious Yellow"

  • I don't think he's talking about oceanlner crusing.

  • No, but it would be nice to go for a cruise whilst on a cruise, I guess :-)

  • Thanks Carol. When a guy checks out all the other guys in a club, he 'cruises' them. Try it in a straight club and he could be 'cruising for a bruising' :-D

  • thank you rob .merry christmas great video.

  • Thanks for watching, George. I hope you had a good Christmas, and got your fair share of stuffing :-)

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