Court Of King Caractacus

[2royalpengu2]

Why did the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem cross the road?

Well they were just passing by.I crack myself up O u O

[MajicandHayleyy]

Best dance ever, took me and my mates from our hotel 2 weeks to learn it, but of course we were all perfectionists at the end!!!! Utterly amazing, I know it off by heart, that was 2008!!!!

[CSx220494]

makes me think on holidays abroad when i was younger, great times.

[HuddzHD]

Lol!!

[9863yr07]

Like if your still listening to this in 2012 <3 xx

[digitalchocolate23]

i luv this song

[elliiebrookie]

I LEARNT THIS ON HOLIDAY... known it all this timee :D @Brrookeellss twitterr guys :)

[BabehTammeh]

@elliiebrookie Where did you go? I learnt this on holiday too! I was wondering if we we went to the same place.

[ominomi91]

I learnt this on holiday in Lanzarote when I was 10years old. Now 20 and the bloody thing is STILL in my head :-)

[westhamthunderpants]

@ominomi91 its such a damn good song though, everyday at work i find myself singing this.... really annoying!!

[MsBeckys16]

luv this song :) bit to fast thou lol :) x

[subscribeifyoudarex]

hehe had the best time doin this with my mate.xx

[LoLlYrAiNbOwS]

i can do this;D x

[melodiemaker72]

Amazing song ;-)

[FrinkelJinks97]

10 people can't sing this song.

[BionicMonkeys]

@FrinkelJinks97 Yeeaaa... Only 10 people

[jett83100]

LOL, my friend link the song to her web, i opened it and i was like, WTF is this freaking song?

[jedwardlova]

I just sat and listened to this song like 6 times in a row :') xx love it!

[RudeGirlAndii]

Amazzziiiiiing Song Absolutely Love it!!

[Amzz1217]

How the hell can you sing that fast!?! I love this song anyway :P

[pirates09rock]

@Amzz1217 I went camping with school 2 years ago... We went for 2 week...... We did lots of walking..... I can now do it!

[Amzz1217]

@pirates09rock Really?! I Cant even do the first line. :LL

[GypsyKiiss]

So... Um... Wow.

[CriticalListener]

Yes! Thank you SO much for having posted this! (Too bad "Caractacus" is misspelled throughout, tho..) But I have been waiting to find this for YEARS AND YEARS!!--God bless you!!!

[coolfunkDJ]

YES I DID IT IN THE SAME SPEED OF THE SINGER WITH NO MISTAKES YESESESESESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[NeloAngelus]

@coolfunkDJ heres a cookie

[coolfunkDJ]

@NeloAngelus Thank you very much yum yum!!!!

[FunnyVidsDuo]

@NeloAngelus can i have a cookie?

[delticsi]

this song is really good, last verse about the pictures is a bit of mouthful though!

[AcePhoenix31]

no top comment? now's my chance!...um...hm...monkey cheese?

[ESSOv8]

My sis and I were in Popeye's in Es Cana, Ibiza (fab pub btw) and Billy 'the fish' sang this one night and said if anyone could sing it without fluffing the words would win a bottle of bubbly.......well needless to say no bloody chance lol!!! Love it though. Rolf Harris - you're a legend ;-)

[GuillotineGirl6663]

Doing this dance.... on your own... and F'ing Blinding to yourself cause you're getting it wrong..Now, thats just a wee bit sad.

[TheParamoreEmo]

I sent on a school trip to Paris and i had to do this and e were on coaches and we won..with the actions!<3

[MrAndyJ19]

must be 10 years since i've heard this song..

[MrLawman10]

are you moving to the wobble board ?

[TheYid26]

i know the hole dance to this without making one mistake

[Elsiegirlxx]

this song is a tongue twister lolums :)

[faybeelol]

I really annoyed ma mate by listening to dis

[madhas1998]

This is always on holidays:D

[SimsXluv]

o.o I was looking for this for 4 Hours! Finally found it. :) Just came back from my Holiday in Hafan Y Mor Wales. :P

[988GUMMYBEAR2010]

I annoyed my friends with this..hehehehehehehxx

[GamingT4]

Faster Version Is Well Better And Easier

:)

[incalebus1]

i tried singing this and ended up crying and and for the 1st time i wanted to kick this guy in the teeth im so ashamed

[Minichowmaester]

We have to learn this at school :P

[Cheyenne907]

Know it from emporda!!

[hawickman]

The man was and still is a genius

[x1990199120072011x]

amazing!!!!! xx

[Xxxawesomeangelkitty]

heard this in pontins :)

[Arianajune1]

love that song

[12345Fudgey]

Um, Tip Number 1-

Never Sing and Dance to That after eating!

Trust me, I know!

[Emmamoo]

That says Catactacus!

[988GUMMYBEAR2010]

This was amazing! I was doing the actions and my dogs was like err..lois?

[fatg1t]

when it ccomes to 'the fascinating witches' section Its NOT put the powder on the noses on the noses of the ladies of the harem. Rolf sings "on the noses" ONCE each time!

So basically TheDizlin, you need to remove one of the 'on the noses' from this uploaded video!

[NUTTER1234567890123]

I seen a lot of club reps at a caravan site doing the actions a lot last few days when I was on holiday lol

[azzaburch1234]

i know this song from Vauxhall hoilday park

[Gothicgizzmo]

Aw good memories, I used to be a huuge Rolf fan when I was young! I got three signed photos & loved this so much... can still remember all of the song years later :)

[tammybbz1997]

woop woop awsome song lol

[MrDandragoon]

would be nice if the lyrics actually were in time with the song.

[Emmamoo]

I can't remember the actions!!!!

[jlea3able]

its my auntys engagment party 2mozz and i need to do this song and dance in front of like 12 people!!!! i have to do it on my own too!!!!! im really nervous!!!

[ilovejohncenaXX]

i can do this;)

[MrGrandllama]

im gonna stuff up

[MrGrandllama]

my teacher is making our class sing this in assembely :/

[GooseberryMk3]

@MrGrandllama What's with the awkward face? Do it. Do it. Do it.

[633squadrongoodwin]

It obviously passed 6 people by !!

[iLoveYouBear100]

i can do the dance nd sing it with out mistakes thanks to don perdo! ;)

[MegaTyrannosaurusRex]

King Catactacus... mistake?

[chrisdale737]

seedy.

[chelly723]

We sang this in my Latin class.

[DrCheezBallz]

i herad this at pontins and my dad did all the actions 3 times

1) normail

2) fast

3)VERY fast

it's a shame i didn't get a video of it



[XkittyX9110]

brings back so much memories in menorca with ellie

[amyluce12345]

i heard it in menorca!!! brings back memories! <3

[KidCoolThe]

haven ftw!

[littlesaunders311]

thumbs up if you heard this at lagotel mallorca?

[palidin12129]

I'm just passing by big daddy style

[MmaCommando92]

notice it says catactacus in the video . . .

[inniuq]

thx venue bar ZANTE!! haha

[annawylde1234]

thumbs up if you first heard this at the hotel rey don jaime 1

[Bluez121]

:D

[Bluez121]

know this back to front without mistakes :D

[KiTkAt1999KiTkAt]

now if u want 2 take some pictures of the facinatin witches who put the scintilatin stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the the noses of tthe faces of ladies of the harem of the court of king caractocus . . . YOUR TOO L8 because they've . . . just . . . . past . . . . . by!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leilaxcandyy]

at our cheerleading were doing jessie j do it like a dude, flying purple people eater and for our leavers prom we r doing this as 1 out of 100 songs, andyes im going into year seven in three days

[leilaxcandyy]

bit slow on the part where it is 'now if u wanna tek some pics of the facionating witches...' (the lyrics are infront of music x

[KiTkAt1999KiTkAt]

luv it, learnt it the other day and cant stop dancin and singin along x

[SuperNathan619]

i remember doing the dance moves to this song on holiday in gran canaria lol

[fummo1970]

@SuperNathan619 Mirador del atlantico by chance ?

[SuperNathan619]

@fummo1970 no eden appartments

[456MAKEUP]

Noww the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king caratacus were just passing by

[456MAKEUP]

i need to learn all the words to thissssssss!

[mwstudios11]

i can sing it faster!

whoo

[RoseBeautyDuffy]

what a song for a wedding :)

[1994liverpoolrule]

I love it. An I can sing it at the same speed as the singer lol

[amyleefan555]

u need talent to sing this song

[lollypop0923]

i love it i can say it with put looking

[MagiiCProductionZzz]

quality tune, there was a dance routine to this in garfields bar in tenerife. buzzin

[TheDavid3922]

I know no 1 that cn sing this but me

[chocolategirl5ify]

:( Oh no!!!

[Belly98Boo]

wow love this i remember my woman dj playing this on my 10th bday i love this song xxxxx

[carolees1962]

took practise, but i can sing it all the way through now lol

[RyanB6775]

That Is Fuking Crazy...

[threecardmontegirl]

I can't believe I missed them! damn I knew I should have got there earlier!

[ACDC101231]

u put catacus lol

[southpark250]

try keeping up with the singer and make no mistakes :p

[randomirishperson]

i have this on cd from a hotel in salou that i stayed in when i was 7 and they played this every night and i couldnt keep up way the dance or the song lol

[323pantera]

i sing this everytime i hear it now =)

[nicjessdancex]

lol



[Sunshinecomesandgoes]

CLASSIC<3

[Elcie1234]

I have to fo this for school uh ohhh :|

[ciaranefc]

This was played at my cousin's party in Liverpool and everyone singing kept up! I'd never heard it before!

[gizzmoisfluffy]

You r well cool dude -3

[RedParadoxin]

If I sung this, then went to have a drink of coffee, do you think I would be able to sing it twice as fast?

[NHall609]

Like if you were doing the actions to the song

[KatexRaNdOmS]

lernt this song in literally 5 mins its easy!

[LouisGeorge23]

learnt this song of by heart in 3 days ;)

[2bluedragon2]

4 people didnt pass by

[funnyelf1]

Can sing it all now with no mistakes :)

thumbs up if you can 

[aorkc]

@funnyelf1 no matter how many times i try this i can not get it right.....

[skinnydan1]

Rolf Is a true legend :)

[popcornzoe]

My fourth grade teacher taught the class this song... and I never knew what "harem" meant. I always thought it was "hair um". Should nine-year-olds really be singing songs about harems?

[carebear4208]

where or how do i find the dance moves to this song? i wanna impress my friends & do this at kareoke one night after being drunk. either they'll be impressed or they'll b like 'wtf is she doing?' lmao, nut everyone else in the bar will probably know it...i hope. lol

[xashley22]

I remember this song at Haven Holiday parks.

[08skydancer]

I can sing this whole thing in order, without messing up too much!

[fiddleandcatz]

I ended up singing this with a really bad aussie accent :/

[drmx12333]

I can sing it

[ITaughtElmoToFlyXP]

I'm 13, this was played at a party and my Nan wouldn't stop laughing at teh fact the I knew the words and dance to this song. :')

I was like, And???? :')

[missliverpoolfc1]

@ITaughtElmoToFlyXP

Good holiday times :) xx

[GazzaChannel]

you realize you spelt caractacus wrong each line.

[carlsbergqueen715]

me and my sisters often dance to this in the pub on a friday night! it's usually the last song they play before they kick us all out!

[BabexiBarbraaa720]

hï_î_fèel_só_lôNÉly_tÕDáÿ

[22Monkeymon]

oh god i couldnt keep up

[Gothicgizzmo]

Omg when I was three I used to repeatedly play his album.... how embarrassing this brings back memories

[D3ViLz98]

i heard this in the ilse whight it was well good !

[FastRacerBinweevils]

I can do this.

[personwithface1]

My teacher was playing this in maths and he said "Ok see if you can do these three questions in the time that this song is on" but none of us finished one because we were just singing the whole time and dancing. But of course we didn't know the words so we just went la la la la la la WERE JUST PASSING BYYYYYY XD best maths lesson EVER

[2003Jared]

top tongue twister, especially after a few !!

[raeka4eva]

I heard this song for the first time last night at my brothers karaoke and i cant get enough of it but 1 thing....... as anyone got the extended version of it!!!!

[SexiDee2000]

SWEET! <3 :)

[Masterleeson15]

4 people didnt watch as they all passed by

[TheamazingWakkorotti]

i remember this from my holidays!! :D

[malcsbigsis]

Love Rolf. KBE????????

[jblovesme1997]

me and my little sister and her friends just danced to this about 12 times,phew thats tiring!

[1998babycakes]

I know this dance :)

[vidscroungerxD]

They

Just.

Passed.

BYYYYYYYY.

[08skydancer]

Whew, I'm worn out just listening to it!

[byseybysey]

I like this song ....

peace out ... sammy

[icyofthealps]

Haha cannot wait to see this acted out for the gangshow XD

[lighteningdinosaur]

MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE.

[lighteningdinosaur]

@08skydancer I didnt mean it like that, I just meant it gets in your head.. Can you remove that comment? And I had to listen to it, my friend put it on and made me listen all the way through. o_O

[airfoxtrot2006]

I remember this one from a holiday in Tenerife 10 years ago!

[Against96]

GOOD LORD!!!!!!!FINALY!!! It took me 2 hours(non-stop) to get this fast...I'm shaking like hell!

[erinnina2all]

if it were faster i would have been delighted to sing the song correctly...but no no...apparenty i am suppose to know the song by the first min. v.v *replay*

[tinyxxtori]

This song was my entire collection of childhood holidays at Oakdene Caravan Park. X'D

[jordy2501]

2 people are just plain mean

[08skydancer]

@jordy2501 Some people just have no sense of humor.

[Abbii009]

me and my sister are doing this to stay awake lol!

[booshkidz]

This is what pride does to ya :')

[goerdie123]

i can do this full dance off by heart :') it's so amazinggggggggggg

[1caits]

such a challenge me thinks

[cevaer1979]

OMG! Reminds me of the Escape in Liverpool. This was always one of the last three songs to play at just before 2am, along with others, usually including "Let it swing" (Bobbysocks (Look it up!)... Just something silly, but good fun. GREAT!!!

[TheStevieb94]

i pissed off my next door neighbours... i played this at full volume. with speakers against the wall. and they came round and was like turn it off... so i said i would.. they went back next door... and i put it on again :) :D

[TheFredlovers123]

@TheStevieb94 hhaa good onne

[TheStevieb94]

@TheFredlovers123 i know right :) i had such a laugh :P

[Calmos333]

@TheStevieb94 Then what happened? ;D

[TheStevieb94]

@Calmos333 they came back round demanding i turned it off... and i turned it back on... and they started banging on the walls... :P and they told my parents when they came back... and my parents told me i had done a good job and patted me on the back :P LOL

[anetalovejb]

@TheStevieb94 i think im gonna do that ;)

[cosmicman12]

@TheStevieb94 if you did that to me I would your best friend

[boazandjiacinth]

@TheStevieb94 YOU LEGEND!!!

[aorkc]

@TheStevieb94 so uncool......

[TheStevieb94]

@aorkc whys that? im only havinga laugh with my neighbours?

[sophiesaunders]

@TheStevieb94 nice one xxxx

[keishajade98]

It reminds mee of my holidayy in devonn :))

[chloemcg9]

i love this song lol :p omg 2 dislikes and 114 likes

[100misscullen]

How do you Dwonload This

[carebear4208]

@100misscullen ...download the YouTube downloader from cnet.com, then use that