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  • hej Morten "Duncan" Rasmussen, vi elsker du kommer til Happy sivasspora

  • Wellcome to Sivasspor

  • welcome to sivasspor

  • welcome to sivasspor:)

  • Miss you in Brøndby Duncan.

  • He is just the player celtic need right now. Without Scott Mcdonald he will bring back the game--making goals and hopefully he will get a few great goals in the upcoming season. I hope he can prove Lennon he deserves a place in the first team.

  • for fedt

  • Ra Ra Rasmussen Glasgow Celtic Goal Machine

  • Celtic have got so many good options up front now Morten Rasmussen, Kamara, Fortune, Samaras, Mcdonald??

    Kamara is a good signing he has scored a few in the prem\

    but

    I BEG FOR MCGEADY TO STAY !!

  • and now keane too !!!

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  • Duncan du for NICE. Du har kant.... Du for lækker.

  • He scored his 1st goal for Celtic today :D

  • Celtic are so shit! HAHA buy unknown no name players Rangers are the best team in scotland by far 10 points clear AHAHAH!

  • @JThain93 can you not count

    you mad spaztic 7 points typical rangers fan :L lol

  • great goal against hamilton

  • hes better than fergusan fergie was shit

  • was shite when he came on for his debut lmao XD

  • ah.... so 23 minutes was all he got to prove his worth?

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  • loks a good signing hopefully he will hit the ground running at celtic...and i hope thats not all his league goals 4 06/07 cos there wasnt dat many in the clip but keep the faith hail hail!

  • the big man certainly looks the part.

  • welcome to celtic Rasmussen

    all the best from a canadian celtic man

    Future hun skelper...get it right up those hun bastards

  • seems like a gr8 playa, and has an amazing ability 2 get on the end of a set-peace & score, could be a parkhead legend in the making&if so larsson who??????????????

  • larsson who? u takin the piss , u cant compare anyone 2 larsson , he one of the best strikers to come out of Europe nevermind Celtic ... the guys a 1 off and we should just be honoured to be able to have witness him grace the turf at parkhead

  • LARSSONS A JOKE! boyd has scored more than him and boyds fat and slow LOL!

  • Larrson played in Scotland for 7 years , Boyd had played in Scotland all his carear since he was a teenager lmfaoo so its not hard 2 score more goals in the spl if uve played ther for twice the years larsson has u stupid cunt , n ye barca n man u r gona sign boyd ! lolol

  • @mNmcwalk TRUE  good man

  • Boyd's record at Killie is irrelevant to use in comparison to Larrson; it's always going to be harder to score at Killie than Celtic.

    In terms of Old Firm strike rate, there's actually very little between them. Perhaps 5 goals more for Larrson for each 100 games played.

    This suggests Larrson was marginally more potent, but it should be remembered that Boyd has been developing through this period, while Henrik was the finished article at Celtic.

    They're a good as each other.

  • thats the biggest load of pish av ever heard , Boyd has only scored like once in old firm derbys lmao , hes a lazy bastard , all he does is poach in the box. Larrson was strong in every area of his game , was probs one of the best link up players in the world , had just as many assists as he did goals.. The fact ur trying to compare Boyd to Larrson makes me honestly cry with laughter. Also Boyd is playing in an era where scottish football where the standard is the lowest has been in decades

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  • We will see if Boyd can play at the top flight of european football when hes well into his 30's and if he plays in a champions league winning team .... Now am done because its not worth discussing anymore , i may die of laughter

  • how can u even compare kris boyd so henrik larsson? henrik larsson has scored more goals than kris boyd in all completitions , and could boyd go and win the champions league with barcalona? and pla for manchesterunited? no

  • Unlike most of the Rangers fans you get on these things I will readily accept that Henrik was a better player than Boydie. His record in big games is dire.

    I merely wanted to state the stats which show there's little between them.

    But I'd nonetheless know who I'd rather be defending against, let's say he'd be sporting dreadlocks and speaking swedish.

    That said, you can only beat what's in front of you, and Boydie has done that exceptionally well at Rangers.

    That is all...

  • But laudrup was better than larsson ^^

  • @JThain93 it took him an extra 100 games or some shit so go home you inbred scum

  • @1987richbrown McGregors a rapist and that was to prove that celtic are playing the same amount of scottish players as rangers

  • cant wait to see how he plays against hibs will be keeping a close eye on him and hoolvield

  • big guy looks the part. could be perfect for mcdonald if his link-up play's good enough. he needs another nickname though cant see any celtic fans calling him duncan

  • can i just mention a few names to that fud robert........SEBO, FLO, PRODAN, ROSENTHAL, ROTHEN, SVENSSON, GUIVARCH, VIDMAR, KONTERMAN, WEBSTER, ADAMZCUK, BOLI, LAFFERTY, u could sit all day and pick out bad signings from every team in the world its part and parcel of the game ya stupit prick.....bye

  • Flo's first season for rangers: 18 goals in 30 league games.

    Flo's second season for rangers: 22 goals in 42 league games.

    Bad signing? Half the players your listed weren't evr first team regulars.

    Back up your opinions with fact, idiot.

  • why werent they first team regulars??? bcoz they were flops you IDIOT, jesis some people are thick, al throw in van vossen and jeffers for gd measure.... bye

  • Well svensson was signed for the future prick face and webster was one of the best defenders in the spl before he went to wigan, he's injury prone doesn't mean he's a flop. That's like saying Aquilani has been a flop for liverpool, he hasn't had a chance. Sebo was a flop, a big floppy hardon. Rothen was a loan and a backup and past his best so he's hardly going to do wonders. The jury is still out of Lafferty. He's hardly played as a striker.

  • lol."a big floppy hardon"

  • Hope he turns out to be a legend he'll have to drop the ducan moniker first tho lol.

  • Good luck luck duncan!

  • looks a good finisher, exactly what we need

  • big man looks alright far better then kyle laffatye

  • Welcome to Paradise big man

  • he reminds me of Chris Sutton in the way he plays, hope he can turn out to be as good!

  • lets hope he can finish more consitently than sammy.

  • haha brondby bigger than celtic thats a joke, celtic is a well known team in the world where the fu*k is brondby at?

  • @qmark78

    True, but at least denmark are in the world cup and he's already playing in their first team, so he should be a good player for the hoops!!

    Hail Hail!!

  • He will score goals i scotland. The danish league is better then the scottish and brondby is a better club then celtics. So he will be a big star in scotland

  • Lol yeahh brondby is bigger than celtic which is why he left Brondby to join celtic!!

    The scottish league is as bad as the danish league but celtic are far FAR bigger than Brondby and everyone knows it!!

    He said this when he signed for celtic today 'Brondby was a step up from my previous club, and now I'm joining celtic and that is a further step up for me in my career'

  • @megasean3000 not a further step he sed... ive had lots of little steps up throughout my career. THis is now a big step up.

    GOOD LUCK BIG MAN!!!!

  • You know nothing about football when you write something like that. The danish league is as good as the scottish, thats what i think, but brondby is not as good as celtics or rangers. celtic and rangers could beat every danish team. So "Duncan" is coming to a bigger club not a smaller.

  • Celtic would lose against OB and FCK if they played in Denmark, but they would beat them in Scotland for sure.

  • @SSkriver you sir.....are a fucking idiot

  • @lmfao Brondby bigger than celtic :L get ur head out ur arse. Im not stupid enough to say ther better than rangers ( Brondby). Ther ok... about hibs/dundee united level. Dont flatter ur league mate

  • TheDaneGer

    Ahhh someone a bit worried by Celtic's new signing and is in a bit of denial. Celtic closing the gap.

    Why are you even watching this video??? Clown.

  • @BlockedParty mate dont bother about them they are just jealous FC Copenhagen fans who are jealous because it has been ages since they had such good strikers, i mean christ Morten scored 10-15 per season their strikers scored like 5 goals per season or something like that :)

  • Not even close stupid, I know MR from living in the Country he played his football.

    I was at that game, that is why I was watching this video.

    Ok BlockedArtery?

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  • welcome to the glasgow celtic morten!!!!

  • Do I detect a wee bit of a twitchy sphincter from daneger? I believe so!

  • hope he plays as good with celtic :D

  • Extremely average striker, who stole his girlfriends creditcard to pay gambling debts. McDonald is twice the striker "Duncan" is, so all going well TM will get rid of him and screw things up further for the forces of darkness.

    Go on Tony keep on the same path.

  • @TheDaneGer wat do u mean twice the striker? Ther complete oppisites in the way they play ya fanny. Same with fortune. Comparin Rass an MArco to macdonald is like comparing different colour of paint an being dissapointed ther not the same colour :P

  • Complete oppisites? WTF??? You Illiterate fool.

    I never compared MArco to anybody, if you took the time to read what I wrote, instead of frothing at the mouth! then you could maybe minimize the risk of looking like a complete tosser.

    I wrote "McDonald is twice the striker "Duncan" is..."

    I should have known better than to try and communicate with your type.

  • @TheDaneGer ok explain exactly in wat way is mcdonald twice the strkier Rassmussen is. I doubt mcdonalds better in the air. Rassmussens stronger. Macdonald might be a better finisher but with keane at the club celtic only need a striker to supply. Rassmussen can suplly an score goals. Twice the striker. Macdonalds been playing worse and worse after his first season. Dont get me wrong im sad he left.... butthere is too much competition for a 1st team spot now.

  • I hope he does the bussiness {no crystal ball here } but cant disagree {well you can} but the standard from top to bottom of out clubs signings have went from marks and spencers to aldi .we,ll do well to sign 10 and get 1 gem ,thats the market were in ,just have to wait and hope ,2strikers over 6ft and the best scorer is 5ft 8" and scores more headers with another giant to come ,just not my type of player

  • Welcome to Celtic big man Hail Hail

  • I dont think this video does the bhoy justice as the goals are over 2 years old. Hes more experience now. He doesnt need to do anything fancy he jst needs to put the ball in the back of the net and he is more than capable to do that.

  • HUM SKELPER FOR YEARS TO COME

  • After the van nistleroy rumours ,this really lets us know where we are in football ,wish the lad all the best ,but fear the worst .If these are the best bits ?????? agree with the hun most goals pens or powder puff shots {not excitted about this one .Fear our days are numbers up ,Scottish games became same as Irish and Welsh .SHAME ,COME BACK HENRICK

  • i am i think he will do well only 24 still to hit his peak years also

  • actually wears Duncan on his shirt, interesting to see if that stays

  • this guy is a goal scorer plain and simple nothing fancy about him just scores the ugly goals that celtic miss at the min

  • @scottishdragon1 .

    totally agrre with you mate,if u look at his goals most of them are in the box and we are really lackin that at the min cos we have samaras who likes to do everything fancy and he never bursts a gut to get into the box.and we have to give the guy a few games to settle.

  • welcome to the best club in the world morten! hail hail

  • Not convinced this boy is the real deal but it is a symptom of the environment celtic are in we have to be speculative to an extent! Interesting goal where the boy taps the penalty to the side hadn't seen that before was unsure of its legitimacy! Can the boy play centre half? It was such a luxury when Sutton could drop into the defense when required and play a blinder!

  • hmmm looks kinda shit . he neva runs with the ball, has no skills , cant shoot for shit , plus most of his goals are deflections or penalties......

  • and you know shit about football!

  • yea i know more then you twat

  • @mixchris90

    he might lack skills outside the box like samaras but he looks if he has the killer instinct to put easy chances into goals unlike samars who misses the easy chances.tynecastle ring a bell?

  • @yeyo1yeyo and mate duncan here has defo, got better technique than Samaras, and morten can finish from outside the box aswell, he is quite handy at long shots actually.

  • just amagine mcgeady crossing into him :)

  • I can see him being a really good player for celtic and the main stricker playing along side either fortune or mcdonald with samaras out wide left. in midfield but that will mean the bhoys in the centre of the park i.e nguemo and brown will have to work harder coz samaras wont do much defending.

  • The Hun's are scared....Don't let them tell you otherwise.

    Murray tried to buy their failing club back for £18m, and the bank said NO!!!!

    The Tim's are the best team in Scotland, and they know it......4pts behind...And a scelping to dish out to the shame come the end of Febuary....Be afraid buns...Be very afraid.;-)

  • whenever mccoist is back comes back id just like 2 say congrats on da brilliant point gained 2day against 10 men. like u said hearts always ly down 2 da da scum so it goes 2 show how SHITE dey are. a ha ha ha. once again lets all laugh at rangers lets all laugh at rangers a ha ha ha....

  • robert16902008

    who is this clown, so we need to sell before we buy do we smart arse, dont know what knuckle draggin school u went to but if my memory serves me right we have collected 2m in fees from the 4 who have left and spent roughly 13m not includin mowbrays release from west brom so u away get back into bed with yer sister ya mongo, also the flops u n yer wee bawbag pal MCCOISTISBACK listed include mostly title winning players so if thats a flop am yer da ya clown!

  • Hearts Hearts....Glorius Hearts......

  • When the bank owns your club DURING A RECESSION, you can say bye bye to any players you would have otherwise have intended to keep. Rest assured Rangers football club WILL need a fergus McCann type investor and from recent reports, none seem very forth coming. The bitory rife at Ibrox has ultimately been it's downfall, along with the racial abuse of it's own players and the obvious unrest in the youth development. An absolute SHAMBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mccoist355isback

    All your comments are saying the same things or you just type in what other huns have said on here,you havent got much of a argument do you? just a sad,fat,waster with no life, And you know your safe hiding behind your computer,but you wouldnt say fuck all to a random celtic fan in the street. Just a cowardly,nameless,faceless,you­tube warrior. You obviously dont even know much about your own club. Your goalies a rapist and your so skint you need the bank to bail you out.

  • We got Rasmussen.....you got kyle lafferty..............pmsl....­.poor broke huns.

  • Im sure hell slay the hun scum

  • Will you still be sending on these childlike comments when your club goes tits up and Alan McGregor goes to Barlinnie for the attack on that poor lassy? Boydie...bye, Davis...bye, Bougie...bye. Murray must stay!!!!!!

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  • whathappened

    to

    robbie

    keane???!!

    epic

    fail!!!!!!!

  • that was never going to happen.

  • wheres yer epic fail now ya tosser!

  • mccoist355isback, the perma rage is strong in you wee man.:D

    You really need to relax a bit. Maybe you can start a wee fund raiser to help yer poor club out....Maybe you could pimp yer saggy man boobs out or something?

    To the Danish fan who said he's as good as Ebbe Sand, and we got him for 30% less than he's worth.....I hope he's a third of the player big Sand was, and we'll have our self a player. Cheers.

  • mccoist355isback

    Is this fat,sad cumstain still commenting on here? In between that and masterbating to a picture of Walter Smith. So Celtic havent any Scots? What nationality are Brown,Maloney,McManus ect?? And you keep saying the same things in all your comments like you think your funny or something. Your funny in the sense that your a sad,lonely,fat arsehole. 9 in a row was a long time ago. 2 in a row isnt going to happen. So off you go internet wannabe hardman and chugg off to "watty"

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  • @MACKINNON10 whats ur problem & who's a rapist??????

  • So since yous are on here taking a look at the new celtic signing. who the fuck are yous going to sign?lol

  • yeah mate were selling the players because we have them to sell! unlike yourself claiming to have half a team.lol

  • Who asked you anyway Robert?? If your another fucking hun piss off and watch your own shit.

  • I thought it was Capucho or Flo

  • OK fine.

    My name is Rafael Scheidt.

  • @mccoist355isback

    Hi iam tore andre flo!

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  • Crippled by injuries, away from home, but Nacho "Said Nooo to the Provos" Novo digs out a victory for The Rangers. THATS why we're Champions and Treble Winners Elect.

    Meanwhile Tony "Owned by Phil Brown" Mowbray's hapless hoops drop two points to the League's worst team AT HOME.

    You really are pish and Mowbray must stay!

  • @mccoist355isback

    and was it not extra time when yous beat them at home iam pritty sure you dont get extra time in an ordinary SPL. Good you have picked up a few more injuries cause of that game. lets face it mate when boyd goes yous are fucked.lol

  • fuck me huns everywhere!!!!

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  • we struggled to beat hamilton with half a team and you barely got past greenock fucking morton with your full team...............think about it

  • sry no brown,mcdonald,nguemo,mcmanus,­maloney,mcourt rangers arent the only ones who have players injured but hey u still have the main man the referee to bail ya out rangers fc r.i.p i should say burn in hell animals

  • Who's acting the hardman?

    I'm just stating a few facts about how Sir Walter is leading The Rangers to TWO IN A ROW - with one hand behind his back!

    Where as Tony "Owned by Pulis" Mowbray is turning Septic into a poor imitation of arsenal reserves.

    Apologies if i find the fact we are marching to a domestic Treble whilst your struggling to beat Falkirk home and away hilarious LOL!

  • talking pish love these wee hun fucker who are coming on here looking at our new signings.lol

    what was the saying for every 5iver celtic spend we will spend £10.lol look were thats got you.

    and as for your two in a row pish you know and i know that there is plenty more twists and turns in the season to come so wouldnt crack open that champange just yet.lol

    boyd going before the end of the jan window for a wee 3mil or leave in the summer for nothing what would u choose?lol

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  • a bit hypocritical are we not? are celtic fans these hard men who rangers fans cant approach? theres no certain criteria for old firm fans, you get wankers and good ppl from both set of supporters, and what striker has rangers sold again?? from where im standing its celtic that are selling players just to buy players

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  • yes you can BUY players after you have sold, even someone like yourself can surely see that, and theres your selective memory playing up again, walter has spent 30 m at rangers, we dont need to sign any1, we're champions and running away with the league and on the verge of a treble, why would we need to buy? celtic are on the way to a very bleak period for your club, signing unknowns who haven't the time to adapt to the scottish game, remeber le guen? exact same scenario,

  • @robert16902008

    shut the fuck up mate! were heading for a bleak period haha good one are we not the ones signing players for the future? were as yous havent!. the only reason walters playing theses kids the now is cause yous are fucked with injuries but i could guarentee you that if you were to offer the same amount of money that mowbray has to spend you wouldnt see any kids in that team! so dont hit out with we dont need to spend cause you know you do. when boyd leaves who will replace him?

  • le,guen had a contract pmsl how does walter smith cross the rd he holds the hand of a referee of course. actually in this post u talking about selling then buying im amazed anyone related to ibrox knows the basics of balancing the books i predict rangers will fall hard nxt season no players left in summer window celtic a whole season to rebuild and walter will fuk off coz he aint got a contract watch and learn

  • LOL - someones hurting.....

    To be fair, when the Septic football club were skint - we stuffed you for 9 titles in a row.

    So now the shoes on the other foot and we are cash-strapped....

    And we're STILL Scotland's Best Team, Champions of the Realm.

    MUST hurt ;)

  • aye it only took yous fuckin 3 years tae dae it

  • Anyway, you have a great evening sitting home alone with your wank sock and pet cat, watching video compilations of Celtic's new signings, whilst eating cold beans out of a can.

    Sad fuck.

  • Orcs!? Clearly a confused animal folks!!! So, are, the huns called Tims now...? Get back to Castle Greyskull you dirty, cretinous heathen!!!

  • How very sad....a trolling hun who sits online, on a Friday night, watching the signings of his rivals, because his own team can't even afford their own players, let alone able to offer Watty a proper contract.

    You won't even have a team to support in 2 years once The Mighty Lloyds decides they're bored of sending the bailiffs round for the QEII crockery.

  • What's up tims, do you not like be reminded your pish and youve got a pish manager?

    Your only hope is Big Boydy leaving? LOL - you Orcs really are desperate!

    Even when we play shite we win - you cant even beat the worst team in the SPL home or away! LOL!

  • How very sad... supports a team of losers and has turned to gambling...

    Hearts are part of the Establishment as well, they'll lie down to us as always - we'll go 12 pts clear and you know it ;)

    HERE WE GO - TWO IN A ROW!

  • 2 in a row my shite,,,, ya's fooked without boyd, even at that yous are shite anyway, hail hail bhoys com'on the hoops

  • Why are there dirty huns sitting online viewing Celtic's next signing...? Surely, even by their limited intellect and skewed logic, that's a little odd?

    Even better they seem to be unemployed football scouts!

    "...foreign mercenary shirt-sellers..."

    A little rich....

    "...if only trophies were handed out for buying pish players..."

    Sebo. Lafferty. Flo. Jeffers. Prodan. Ostenstaad. Van Vossen. LE GUEN. Rozenthal. Eggen. Capucho.

    Aye, if only....

  • I see you have a very selective memory, do you not remember

    sheidt, killen, robson, brown, flood, riordan, fernandez, pressley, nguemo, loovens, fox, agathe, keane, syla, vega, brown, pearson, fortune, xheng chi that other chinese dude, and saving the best until last TONY MOWBRAY!

    FAIL FAIL AGAIN if only trophies were handed out for signing shite players you could hold a world record of trophies like rangers

    aye, if only..........

  • wtf u on man fuk off tore andre flop i win u fail see ya with a give rangers cash bucket at parkead nxt season knob

  • Do you not remember

    Oh wait, no, that's right you don't buy players these days.

  • im going winning a fortune 2moro wen da jamtarts beat da huns.7/1 buying money it is.:)

  • Mowbray's sold your last Player of the year and your most combative midfielder, and has brought in unproven, inexperienced, foreign mercenaries. The man is totally clueless.

    If Phil Brown and Tony Pulis can out smart poor Tony, Walter "The Hammer of the Fenians" Smith is going to eat him for breakfast!

    Happy New Year: 9 pts clear - MIND THE GAP!

  • They don't hand out league titles for being 9 points ahead in January. If Rangers win tomorrow they will be 12 points ahead. Remember that 12 point gap in May. I really fancy Celtic to win the league despite the gap this week. And it will be all the sweeter for us and all the more embarassing for Rangers. Wi ngames in hand and 2 wins against Rangers and a decent run in and suddenly it's looking very possible. And you "peepil" know it : ) .

  • fuck off rangers fans once shit boyd goes u will b nothing hes a poaching fuck and at least we can sign players dipshits

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  • Who's gives a shit about buying players when you're 9 pts clear on the road to TWO IN A ROW lol!

    Rangers have a core of Scottish players at the heart of the team.

    mowbray's septic are going to be a bunch of foreign mercenary shirt-sellers and average foreigners win fuck all in Scotland.

    Tony Must Stay!

  • If only trophies were handed out for buying pish players...

    the Septic football club might have a chance of winning something!

    as it is, The Rangers will be The Champions. Again :)

  • bitter hun fuck.

    at least we can buy players.

  • Lets face it - he does not look any better than Killen!

    Why let Killen go and then sign this guy - the mind boggles....

  • I love how this guy is checking out celtics future buys!!! haha. Must be jealous i suppose!

  • Another mediocre buy from Tony lol

    Mowbray Must Stay!

    2 in a Row - Title 53 - It's coming HOME :)

  • must be really embarrasing having no buys,and none of our signings have been mediocre

  • Top of the table, Reigning League Champions, Cup Winners, Treble winners elect, 52 and counting....

    Soooo embarrased - lol!

    Happy New Year NINE POINTS CLEAR ;)

    Mind the Gap :)

  • Haha ya jealous hun, who are you lot signing this January?

    Celtic - spent the most money on transfers in Britain this January. Fact.

  • remind me again who are these player you have signed? diddys if there anything to go by the rest of mowbrays signings, mowbray must stay

  • I'll remind you who we've signed once you remind me who you've signed.

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  • looks the part!

  • he looks alright, but I hope this doesn't mean that McDonald is heading elsewhere.

  • welcome to the home of the bhoys IRELAND UNITED

  • Looks good, could be the penalty box striker we have been missing all season, heres hoping !! Big Curtis Davies in now hopefully and we're sorted.

  • WELCOME TO PARADISE

  • WELCOME TO PARKHEAD!

  • looks like another vennegoor & i tottally agree bout the danish liga its probably the same if not better than the spl these days! celtic need to spend big money on a proven striker & stop penny pinching.

  • LOL... do people here really think that the scottish league is better than the danish.??!!!! they are quite equal.. and lately the danish league has become better than the scottish, looking at the uefa ranking

  • My words! I agree.

  • Welcome Morten! Need to change the nickname of "Duncan" tho!!

  • come join the ce