Fosters beer locksmith commercial!!

[JDWbuddy]

I'm from Australia, I have never seen a Foster beer in my life.

[PoopyPantyPoop]

The fuck is Fosters?

VB you fucking puff, get out me country

[HayleyTSA]

im australian. im not offended. however, I've NEVER heard of fosters beer ahahha ;)

[StargateUnending]

I think I speak for most Australians when I say

We are embarrassed.. And offended -.-

[MentalPatient302]

wtf is fosters?

[zombiehuppy]

wtf!!!!



[xoliviawx]

ive never heard of fosters

im australian

[rhysmuir]

can fosters please stop advertising as australian... its just offencive... no australian drinks it... nor wants to

[MikeDeesNuts]

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[Jack360180720]

im aussie and ive never even seen it let alone drink it

[emmamessenger101]

i don't even think pubs sell it

[Trotters222]

My vote is for Samuel Smiths alpine/ayingabreau lager(don't ask for the correct spelling). Sam Smiths only brew pure lager,bitter stout etc. No chemicals in their beer!!

[VolcanicAlubak]

The master of unlocking

[ezelouie]

Fosters, Australian for shit beer...

[1TheTisim]

I lived in OZ for 30 years and none over there drinks fosters coz it's shit

[jimmiglees]

i wouldn't even know where to buy fosters in australia. nor would i drink it if i did.

[thomaswilliams1411]

we dont drink fosters in australia. just so everyone knows

[mpingola]

lol is fosters the best you aussies can produce....for a country which prides itself on heavy beer drinking....its a piece of crap....

glad I dont like in australia...

[thomaswilliams1411]

@mpingola

good thing we dont drink fosters in aus.

[BryanW1988]

I LOVE BEER!!!!!!! :D

[bd200]

My vote is for Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout, from England

[thniugtu]

Then what is the best BEER then? PLease tell me people

[Raetard13]

I prefer Laguanitas and moylan beers

[matusaux]

zámočník

[wrigna1]

this is a great commercial but the video is of grossly poor quality

[mjdvfc]

no one drinks fosters in australia

[rowntreesmith]

@semtex84 fosters is brill and yastes better than most shit

[rowntreesmith]

@semtex

[DodecahedronHead]

How to Speak San francisian, VAGOINA!

[darkhawk1979]

It's funny how all the Aussies on here bag Fosters even though I can bet they've never tried it. It's hard to find over here and is actually a very good beer. It comes out of the same vat as Crown lager, a premium beer in Australia.

[semtex84]

@darkhawk1979 I've had it multiple times and it's still shit.

I'd rather drink my own piss then that shit.

[ezelouie]

@darkhawk1979 i know its been 9 months but crown lager tastes like shit too :P

[JDamanYT]

5 people don't know how to speak australian.

[bribieisland3]

fosters ads are a laff but the beer cant even compete will a cold vb

[spoilt02]

Ahahahahaha

[Brandonthehedgehog50]

Fosters actually means cat piss in australian

[ihaveairlockers]

IN Australia, people drink mostly VB.

VB, VB Gold, Melbourne Bitter and Resch's on tap at the Coolamon Hotel NSW is the best and coldest.

you can feel it coming on about 4...

[CustomerUnhappy]

love this

[prozac70]

Wish I could find the "remote control" commercial. Been looking for that one forever.

[senorg0mez]

that's why you don't drink beer kids

[Assasinato2]

what is that wha...wha..wha called?

[pntballfreek]

@Assasinato2 if i remember how to spell it right its a dijirido

[Assasinato2]

Guiness beer FTW

[mackeybj]

nobody in australia likes fosters... most places don't even stock it

[celticman3000]

@mackeybj

been to ireland lately???

[rahshellsangels]

I can do that mate!

[Corplock1]

Hot

[restlessr84]

As much as I hate beer, I love these commercials.

Men At Work's backstage requirements specifically says NO Foster's beer... :D

[bakadazcha]

Do we even have Fosters in Australia any more?

I don't know anyone who drinks it - I think it's mostly for export these days.

[spikonaleash]

i love these commercial's

[weedysmyplant]

in my opinion the beer order of best to shit

tooheys

Heineken

hahn

budwieser

VB

thats my opinion..and they r the only beers ive drank and do drink i dont drink VB but the rest i do i had VB once and hated it

[KINGOSWALD]

Fosters tastes horrible and it's the same with Budweiser.

I don't understand how anyone could drink that shite. :X

I don't think they know what proper beer/lager tastes like. They musn't.

[thesupremekai]

So i bought my first can of Fosters today and im drinking it now, it taste pretty good. Definitely not the best beer ever. But im not a pro beer drinker, i drink sporadically; and my fav is heineken LIGHT :P

[NYvideoUS]

Hope you guys post our video response (fosters commercial) we shot it our selves

[Nigaromia]

The worst beer Australia ever made. We don't even sell Fosters in pubs

[Ricapella]

Fosters: australian for faggots beer! (it tastes like shit!)

[McBeefsupreme]

id go fosters over goon tbh..

[spanky8477]

We only export our shittest beers and keep the good stuff in australia. True australians would never drink this strange beer that I have never seen in australia called fosters

[dragonfly8756]

australia beer is never as good as south african beer... suck it sheep shaggers

[AS5AS51N666]

Fosters = craptastic

VB = slightly better

Come to Australia and work your way up the beer drinking ladder from VB... youll never go back to Fosters!

[Operationarsewhole]

Nah I kind of like fosters. With VB, is NEEDs deep refrigeration cos it tastes like shit, but fosters is more `premium'. hahaha

[aituaitz]

if ask me german beer is the best

[ExtremeBogom]

Yeah I gotta agree German beer is just lovely stuff.

Have you had their wheat beer? That's really nice too.

[suothparkfan]

@aituaitz Is it?. Try Canadian.

[deguimerautube]

@aituaitz Fosters isn't really a preferred beer in Australia... yeah, German beer is das good.

[TRCcaveman]

@aituaitz yeah but this beer comes with a locksmith...

[illuminise]

Fosters is the worst of our beer. But we make good beer. I would sooner suck a disease infested cock than drink the shit you fucking yanks drink.

[Chingadazos]

Yea, when I was in Australia an Aussie told us fosters was shit. He recommended Victoria Bitter. That shit was good!

[freedom4allnow]

@illuminise You have never been to America have you? Only backwards rednecks and people that just don't care about taste drink Bud and Coors and that shite.

It's too bad you can't try the following:

Big Sky Moose Drool (Very rich,but smooth amber ale)

Goose Island Oatmeal Stout (poured at cask temperature, there is little better in the world)

Goose Island 312 (Robust, lighter wheat beer with citrus tones)

Yuengling is solid all around

Bell's Two Hearted Ale (I hate IPAs, but this is good)

[gamewizard]

@freedom4allnow

I prefer anything from Yeunglings and Pete's Wicked Ale myself.

[BryanW1988]

@freedom4allnow I agree. I hate mass produced generic beer. But, that doesn't mean I won't drink it... My fav beer here is Sam Adams Boston Lager at the moment. Haven't tried alot of expensive American beer. I usually go cheap when I'm broke or go Sam Adam's or one of my select imports. Cheers

[ppshchik]

I tasted Fosters before gosh it fucking sucks you Aussies suck at making beer.

USA beer all the way!

[1984frankw]

You dumb fucking yank, Fosters is the worst beer in australia i will give you that. But "USA beer all the way"? give me a break-i lived in NY for 4 years and all the beer there is shit!!

[OldsVistaCruiser]

Did you try Yuengling, which is made in the oldest brewery in America?

They started brewing in 1829 in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. Dick Yuengling is the fifth-generation owner and is training his daughters in the business.

Their Lager is the best-selling of their range, but I prefer their Black & Tan or their porter.

[s2Shelle]

why do you think we send it to America? ;)

[flahman]

we dont drink fosters here mate, we export to it you tossers...

USA beer, ha ha ha ha... rats piss is better.

oh, and before you come back with a retort, I'm an Irish man, where REAL beer is made.... :)

[ozzie5163]

Your Fosters is Canadian anyway. We don't drink Fosters here. If you think American beer is good, then you must be.... what, 14 years old?

[cartmanrulez32]

@ppshchik USA beer sucks, Aussie Beer has weird Taste form what i Read... Only Good Beer i ever had was Sam Adams.. but Red Horse All the way!

[hfield07]

i fucking missed these

[thegreeninferno]

Foster's tastes like shit!

[thirtysilver]

These ads seem a little insensitive.

[WriterDanni]

lol. Seriously....

[insanity401]

these commercials are amazing

[Ellesime89]

Yeah, I don't really like Foster's but their commercials are awesome ;]

[MrDoulikepancakes]

im 13 and that crap taste like ball juice!

fosters australian for ball juice

[caltrof]

I take it you have sucked on sweaty balls. fag!

[Uouttooo]

You can argue the quality of the beer as much as you want but at least I laughed at the commercial. Hey it was funny!

[RifledBarrel]

Foster's beer is great for the thirst.....I also like the fact they put the 'Southern Cross' on their cans

[pierceme1]

fosters AMERICAN for shit.

[ewieranga]

bad ad campaign for a bad beer. lots of other aussie beers that are much better

[LJwendal]

Fosters is the worst drink ever lol

[zardozman7]

I keep hearing from those down under that this beer isn't their best.. I like the stuff... but with all this hollering about how much they dislike it, makes me wonder what the other beers from Australia must be like. Send some out way!! Calif!

[AU043223]

Two Best Australia beers are Tooheys new or VB

[magramos]

Can anyone show the one where he gets crushed by a boulder????? I've looked for it everywhere and can't find it!!!! Dammit!

[tradderjohn]

fosters Australian for Export this shit to America

[pump3344]

i drink this everyday yo in brooklyn yo

love the big ass 25 ounce can

[foxrat123]

Best beer since Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[majordbag2]

Yeah and not as good as Camo Silver ice but a close second!

And for those of you living outside America look up Camo Silver ice and you WILL see confirmation of it's quality.

[gathyman]

where is this ad shown?

[Adeon55]

Never tasted the beer, but they had some hilarious Super Bowl commercials early in the decade.

[sickwaveshredder]

Yes, beer, not drugs.

[drakionx]

alcohol is a drug

[Ataxicabdriver]

Damn good beer or he money!

[discoder]

Does anyone have the one where the Aussie splatters a fly with his boot and calls it abstract art? Or the one where the guy gets crushed by a boulder, says "Ouch" and gets called a crybaby?

[TowerGal]

lol that's awesome.

[treos85]

I laughed so hard when i first saw this commercial on tv lol its genius

[fatwamyASS]

I saw this ad only once "live" and I laffed so hard i fell off the couch. One of the best ads I've ever seen. Thanks for preserving it in cyberspace.

never made me buy Fosters though

[dargay]

lol! great commercial.

[ARavenLunatic]

Now that's my kind of locksmith! A polite bloke who tips his hat for the lady before opening her door! }:O

[JimmyBeam123]

Fosters is the greatest brew ever it couldnt be more aussie it even as the Southern Cross on it 4 fuck sake

[CDTfoghorn]

seriously who in Australia still drinks fosters

[Skot690]

its an old 80s beer was popular back then ut of course they ike it in the states its a piss poor beer like most of their beer over their

[2771]

try Samual Adams, the best beers brewed in the States.

[mikeybeeee]

Hahahaha, excellent ad, but Fosters make a very average beer by Australian standards. I guess as it became popular in the states they started brewing it more to their tastes and focused their efforts on promoting it there. I work in a bottleshop and the only fosters beer we sell is Light Ice.

[2x4b96123]

i thought it was below average?

Tooheys dry

VB

XXXX

Coopers

Cascade

Crown

Boag

Pure Blonde

all > Fosters by a mile

[shikira]

LOL funy advert :) We used to call fosters blue cans dont know if they still do. If you went to the pub it would be a "slab of blueys" or yellows or greens - maybe everyone was too pissed to remember the actual brand?!

[Paingod556]

It is brewed in Aus, but the same group (Carlton United Beverages) also make Carlton Cold and Crown, which are much more common... so much so, up north, I never saw a single Foster, only VB, Crown and Tooheys.

[youbetzler]

pfft fucking horseshit. Australian for beer my arse, i never even seen or heard of that shit before i got to the states. The shit is only brewed in canada, california or the UK.

[JamesPecker]

I rate this ad SOOOO HIGHLY lol