Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 3/9

[Deathaxel1998]

Lol

At the end of this it says "lets stop here"

[TheGMAT16]

I have seeing this dozens of times and every time I fell down laughing

[GreenoProductions]

Lemme get this straight...post quote from video and I'll get top comment?

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

@GreenoProductions Don't forget the LOL at the end so we know you thought it was funny.

[IamRavenos2]

19 people fell into a Bonfire.....

[deadmanshollowftw]

Excellent timing at the end.

[hybrid128]

I love this guy. my god it's like he's from my family. LMFAO

[NO0NEinparticular]

Well, now you look like Jeasus......and Jeasus you need a tic-tac

[shonenjump18]

give me a tape titus get me a tape!

[heavymetalvampyr]

Hows it going Christopher..?! Mr. Smart ass comedinin... comedinin.

[emanattack91]

so awesome how the video ends when he says "lets stop it right here"

[alwaysthetenpin]

and jesus you need a tic tac

[iamdemonhunter3]

...."well now you look like jesus..."

[alwaysthetenpin]

...thats gonna hurt tomorow huh?

[mesolovely1]

oh reptilian one

[MrTheGnomez]

I like how as soon as he says "Let's stop it right here" The video ends.

[emanattack91]

@MrTheGnomez wups didn't see that

[c00lstuff1]

i think i speak for everyone when i say

WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN TAPE!!!!!!!!??????????

[XxKaylaRocksBigtimex]

"O.O...awww...mother..awww!!! Aww..."

"Whales on the coast must have been," "what's that do you guys hear it?!?"

[Fireproofretz]

Titus best show Fox has EVER had!!! Period.

[jhkgyg098]

18 people fell into a bomb fire and didnt scream

[legendrobotmaster2]

now did u scream or breath?!?! -looks at hands then shows- i screamed what would u do?

[theherokiller193080]

yes six more normal people left from part 2

[petemill66]

Get the tape, hey, get the tape. Funny as shit

[ilove666]

8 peopled pussed out.

[dlord243]

FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!! ROTFLOL

[ricky67256]

lol right wen he said stop it right here the video ended

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

At the end of this segment he says, 'Gonna stop it right here'. Was that intentional? It's like the perfect way to end the video.

[starstrukk33]

18 people need to stop being wusses.

[TheOriginalUserName9]

TAPES, TAPES, TAPES WHERE ARE THE TAPES?!?!?!?!?!

[sevelev711]

If Chris's dad is Obei-Wan, than my dad is Han-Solo.

[Mokona7654]

18 people need a tic-tac.

[byrnz35]

perhaps the funniest man I have ever seen.

[drunkclown108]

XD!!!! well now u look like jesus and jesus u need a tic tac

[RaeDUHroof]

oh god! if he has a stroke.....im not grounded! lol

[FPSdudeman]

"Lets stop it right here", Youtube video stops too XD

[ZiggyHernandez]

"Hey! I want you to get up and explain to me how come the car's parked at such an odd angle. On the porch. Across the street."

[dk5388]

@ZiggyHernandez hahaha, when i was 17 i came home drunk one night and at 7 a.m in the morning (oddly with a beer cuz when he was pissed he grabbed a beer) and said, "HEY! Why do u have a dent on ur car!?" and cuz i dont remember what happend i freaked out and when i saw my car was fine, he said, "If you werent drinking last night u'd remember i was lying" i havent been so busted in my life lol

[KrashedLanding]

Well, oh reptilian one... I fell into the bonfire!

[shinobijubei]

"well o reptilian one... i fell into the bonfire" XD

[VampireHalo1997]

OH MY GOD!!!! xD I'm laughing so fucking hard! I can't breath!!!! xDD

[CrazyOtakuChick]

"let's stop it right here" END OF VIDEO. lol perfect timing.

[LatPrince13]

"GIMME A TAPE! TAPE! GIMME A TAPE!!!"

[hentaisexfreak4life]

whats wrong with his hairline?his right side looks really weird and like it has less hair then his left side.

[ADTRscreamo69]

well now you look like jesus...and jesus you need a tic-tac

[rasicar]

17 people need tic-tacs.

[MiaDepRockRionII]

His 17 year old self sounds like his inner idiot 

[BabyCagefighter]

I'm watching this take my drug and alchohal test it gives me high hopes

[16mcheer]

Well now you look like Jesus, and Jesus you need a tik - tak.

[ProjectOmega05]

"So my... Carroline, Lynn, Pat... 5 step-mother came to get me."

[MichaelHansenFUN]

watch the show TITUS



[THEBORINGASSWORKDAY]

17 people got arrested for DUI

[NinjaBunnyPro]

"well now you look like jesus. and jesus, you need a tic-tac"

[BlazieTiger]

"OH MAH GAWD WE'VE GOT TO HELP FATHER!!!!!"

[Vampirelover12100]

EEEHHHHH Whales must of been off the coast. What the hell is that noise.

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"Well, oh reptilian one, I fell into the bonfire"

[TheBloodypimp]

i love the cut:

let's stop it right here... brilliant editing...

[NekoSavior]

LOL me 2. My dad said I'd already kicked my own ass... Saved him the trouble.

[RavenNevermorte]

"I had gone 1 step beyond getting my ass kicked." ROFLOL!!! Been there, done that, my dad just looked at me like he was trying 2 decide if he should have me committed.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

does anyone else notice how much he looks like Jim Carrey?

[skatapoopy]

@Blasted2Oblivion big teeth

[pirategirlfan301]

if he has a stroke..........i'm not grounded!

LOLOL

[TruBeliever4Life]

i so want to see the real ken titus being busted

[yukicrossluvs]

"well o reptellian one i fell into the bon fire

when you fell in did you breath in the fire or scream?

i screamed "

[Rachelsscars]

HEY! I want you to get up and explain why the car's parked at such an odd angle...... On the porch....... Across the street

[ilove666]

smart ass comienen >.O

[powerrangerofdoom]

17 People Pussed Out!

[destanny1991]

DONT PUSS OUT ON ME NOW!!! hahaha hilarious

[yudontsay]

"Hold up guys my tuxedo is caught in the chain!" ROFL!!!! xD

[BabyCagefighter]

Thats gonna hurt tomorrow isnt it :/

[Kitten1790]

I'm not in Military school, look for the body! Ken Titus is the KILLER!

[k2daBoose]

"I mean merry cristmas gramma" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kexard]

@XOutasightX awww i was just about to say that

[stevenwalton8177]

"Well, now you look like Jesus...And Jesus, you need a tic-tak." lmfao

[seshy88]

good time to stop it! lol

[imevman805]

17 people fell into a bon fire

[12londongirl]

og my god, if he get's a stroke...i'm not grounded

[thtktgrl]

He kind of reminds me of Jim Carrey

[AlakimSirrah]

Mr. Smartass Comininnen.... Cominneden.. you know what i mean God damn it

[sweetna22]

hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody. heyyyyyyyyyy everybody hey lls

[Cuda123087]

Mr. Smartass Comedinen...Comedinen...

[Rawrr743]

If he has a stroke..... im not grounded

Haha :3

[RPow09]

Normal People Scare the living Sh#t out of me!!!!!

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

Mr. Titus reminds me a lot of my dad. He had a really screwed up childhood, and his mom was also crazy, although she didn't murder anyone. My dad was the gentlest, kindest, most loving man I knew. He died of cancer last August, and I still miss him so much that it feels like a constant ache. Watching Christopher's act reminds me of how amazing my dad was, and how he made something so wonderful out of something so messed up. Love you, Daddy.

[knag2092]

Jesus, you need a Tic-Tac.

[LatPrince13]

GIMME A TAPE!!!

[smileyiw31]

everbody hey everbody hey everbody hey everbody hey hey heeeeeeey everbody hey. whale cancer.

[smokey2124]

and the nice officers help him right back to his feet

[The1solidsnake]

where's the tape, someone give me a tape!

[tjlovato1120]

17people dont have a sense of humor

[theoneandonlygrod]

"How's it going Chrissstophher? Mister Smart-Ass Comedidan . . . chameleon . . . you know what I'm tryin' to say, goddamnit!"

Yeah, sounds like Thanksgiving at our place.

[jimbobbyrnes]

i wonder if anyone has the video of ken titus drunk that would be nice to find on youtube

[knuzcano2]

"Let's stop it right here." *video ends*

I swear, you had to do that on purpose. That kind of stuff doesn't just randomly happen.

[gamegod10104]

@knuzcano2 it can ten its know as a win

[Kanes4life]

Reminds me of Jim Carrey

[Twerty222]

Oh God, I love how you lined up the "Stop it right here" with the end of the video. That was so perfect, hahah.

[semara10]

HEY!! y dont u get up and explain to me y the car's parked at such an odd angle........... on the porch......... ACROSS THE STREET!......... lolz sounds like my driving on video games xD

[AshBashBonkFan]

Well, Oh Reptilian one.....I fell-into-the bonfire...

[ldclyw]

"Now you look like Jesus. And Jesus you need a tic tac"

[copnite12342]

you need a tictac

[JamesOhGoodie]

GIMME A TAPE! GUYS, GIMME A TAPE!!

[choad45]

"shut up I'm talking to my son! I mean.... merry christmas, Grandma" LOL

[RevJamesVoodoo]

snicker  hee hee!!!!!!!!!

[treedmx]

i like how you can sometimes here the camera man laughing

[dancindrumsticks08]

hes like a cross between Lewis Black and Jim Carrey

[nobodysgirlmore]

please never take these vids off!!

someone already took off "Love is Evol" by him!! >.<

thank you!!! :D

[DrAchO2]

Did you breathe in or did you scream...........

.......I scream-ed. What would you do?

Best line

[Zekarius9]

"Carol ... Lyn ... Pat ... my 5th step mother came to pick me up" Lol

[mymusiclover12345]

"well now you look like Jesus, and Jesus, u need a tic tac..." ROFL!!!!

[JenovaProject702]

@4:22 Anybody else imagine a cartoon whale with that voice? LOL

[andy5421]

Demerol and Budweiser cocktail.

[huskyrider100]

EVERYONE TURN ON THE CAPTIONS IT HILARIOUS

[WarGod547]

"hows it goin christopher, mr. smart ass comenidun....comeninun....you know what im tryin to god damnit" lol 7:33

[crashcloud]

ive gone one step beyond getting my ass kicked lmao

[dig2013]

titus is the best damn comic ever. period. end of story.

[anglefan85]

"Hey! Why don't you get up and explain to me how come the car is parked at such an odd angle. On the porch. Across the street."

HAHA

[cillatherapstar]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[StarburstCandyGrl]

OMG i LOVE this it's HILARIOUS I listen to the CD all the time it cracks me up

[redzsuper]

"Oh god...If he has a stroke, I'm not grounded" Pfft hahaaha, good shit.

[mriddley]

7:30 that's my mom and my dad and they don't gotta be drunk

[halfmastmutiny]

Well oh reptilian one...I fell into the bonfire-hahaha...

[69suicides]

commeaninin......commeaninin..­....you know what im tryin to say goddamnit

[movieaddict19]

lol Fuckin love Titus

[crepsleygirl13]

OoO well now u look like Jesus....

and ,Jesus, you need a tic-tac

lmfao

[ForeverEmilyy]

"You and your Dad have a nice talk, I have something to do away."

[MrPiroshii]

"Well, oh reptilian one...I fell into de bonfire...hahahahaha."

I swear, he sounds Cajun there.

[JonathansGurl91]

"what? SHUT UP, I'M TALKING TO MY SON!! I mean....Merry Christmas Grandma" lolz

[TheChapelx]

i'm not in military school.look for the body.ken titus is the killer.

[EnochMetatron]

"And he takes out the stiffest brush I have ever seen in my entire life don't PUSS out on me now!

[EnochMetatron]

"And he takes out the stiffest brush I have ever seen in my entire life don't PUSS out on me now!

[americanempress1]

get me a tape!

[LadyAmdis]

He reminds me of a friend of mine, they talk exactly alike.

[Nirvash89]

Nobody build any bonfires after dinner

[Zackagge139]

titus give me a tape give me a tape quick i need a tape lol

[linkinlady06]

whales must have been off the coast " What the hell that noise!! do you hear that!!? XD!!!!!

[MrMayhem3k]

lol i like how ShotMasta00 stopped this vid right as Chris said "lets stop it right here" *click*

[demono]

I screamded. XD I love this guy.

[pirateatheart123]

the charlie brown phase where everybody sounds like WA WA WA WA WA

[ForeverEmilyy]

"How's it goin' Christopher? Mr. Smartass Comedinen!"

[KaitlinCullen09]

Well,o reptilian one... I fell into the bonfire..I scream-ed. What would you do?

[Skittershit]

So funny!

[MsSmartass95]

I loved this vid hahaha made me laugh. I almost died laughing!! XD LMFAOROTF!!

[helllishere]

i think he likes jim carry because he almost talks and looks like him for a second when he mentions the prom date and bike thing.

[WebSoldier]

@helllishere I was thinking the same thing! He seems like a darker version of Jim Carrey in body language and joke pattern XD

Even looks a little bit like him when he grins (ignoring the hair of course)

[gameplayer4391]

thats some hardcore grounding

[hothellion]

Hey, wake up and explain to me why the car is parked at such an odd angel.... on the porch.... at the neighbors!

[kirklandjones]

DON'T PUSS OUT ON ME NOW

[glcv]

"Okay. I'm a 17 year-old burned-up homeless boy, wearing new Nikes and an alligator shirt, okay!"

I think I almost fell out of my chair from the mental picture.

[NickTerra1]

When he says "Stop it right here", the video ends.

[heffmiester]

@NickTerra1 it's so ominous hahaha

[MultiEDDIEG]

i scream,ed what would u do and comidindin

[photon8resonance]

0:38 ... charlie brown... that made my day...

[WetKant]

everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey

[johnhamilton08]

hey everybody, hey everybody. heeeeyyyyy. everybody hey everybody... hey

[thedarkfreak]

What? SHUT UP, I'M TALKING TO MY SON! Pthtffft.

I mean... Merry Christmas, Grandma.

[shebe001]

@thedarkfreak best comment ever

[nyn3z]

I like how it goes "Lets stop it right here" n the vid ends.

[michelleanne25]

and Jesus you need a tic tac...LOL

[BM151]

7:55 to 8:01 (LOLS)...

[BitchinnShoes07]

Christopher Titus's comedy is very idiosyncratic isn't it?

[azuell]

Please use normal people words.....and humor me what does that mean?

[BitchinnShoes07]

I don't know how to explain it and why did I get a thumbs down for that comment?

[Aeremus]

hard to say about idiosyncratic. Since that is the norm now. its is shared by so many people would that term still apply? not exact events of course. That and you probably got a thumbs down because someone didnt understand the word and got offended

[azuell]

I didnt give ya thumbs down just so ya know

[BitchinnShoes07]

Can someone help me, I don't get the "pieces of lava rock spray painted green" joke.

[sajimylapra]

the soap is so unconfrontable it feels like your using a rock to wash yourself. hope that helps

[DanielleLovesAFI]

He was talking about how the brush seemed so rough that it felt like a rough edged rock that the doctor was using to scrub his hands. He was just basically saying that the brush was really rough. I don't know how else to explain it... lol.

[fatzo49]

it was very hot like maybe it sizzled like peroxide

[MrCabdal]

Hes like a dark morbid Jim Carrey especially at 6:00

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