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  • I never knew the US Army used both Katyusha and Nebelwerfer rockets!

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  • what's morticia addams doing there?

  • Did He Died?

  • Nice username.

  • Of all the movies mst3k COULDN'T riff....

  • This movie isn't the worst movie ever! That would be the garbage pail kids.

  • Say what you like, it's still more entertaining than anything by Michael Bay or the Remake Generation.

  • why is the colonel wearing formal military attire on the battleground? oh well this is an ed wood movie so trying to make sense of it isn't reasonable.

  • Your guess is as good as mine Larry. But one things for sure - Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. AND SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE.

  • A saucer shaped like a cigar. Genius!

  • lol he uses the gun to scratch himself

  • ok this movie is terrible. whats it about? vampires, zombies, or aliens?

  • "Is he dead?" Lolololol

  • 3:47 I didn't know that Gravestones Bounced around :L

  • murder... and somebody is responsible.... hahahahahaha. poor genius!!

  • 9:20 Colonel Edwards is casting a shadow against the "sky."

  • you take choss

  • and some bodies responsible

  • I don't see the big deal the Ed Wood movie made about Tor Johnson's accent. He sounds just like Michael Chiklis... minus the good acting, of course.

  • What the hell did he say at 0:08

  • @darkx4rt It's either "Look around a little" or "Knock around a whale."

  • This is supposed to take place in the future, but throughout the movie the narrator uses the past tense.

  • "I saw a flying SAUCER"

    *few lines later*

    It was shaped like a CIGAR

  • when you just have to adjust your hat, or scratch your neck, nothing works like the barrel of a loaded gun.

  • "One thing's sure: inspector Clay's dead....murdered...AND SOMEBODY'S RESPONSIBLE!" No shit! Master-mind script :D

  • Kirk vs Gorn was better than this.

  • The Flying Saucer is such a troll.

  • I can see some elements the director used in the movie "The Spirit"...

  • 7:40 "people turning south from the freeway were startled when they saw three flying saucers high over Hollywood boulevard"

    the guys in the car pointing in the air are so fucking hilarious XD

  • The pilot, Gregory Walcott, was the sheriff in " Joe Kidd ', and also worked in several other movies with Clint Eastwood. He also played parts in several television series in the 50's and 60's. One of my favorite movie roles of his was his role in ' Man Of The East ' with Terence Hill.

  • They've mastered interstellar space? Why are we shooting at them?

    Still better then X-Men Origins.

  • Still better then X-Men Origins.

  • I love the way, how the inspector waves his gun around!!

  • this movie is so much better then little fockers

  • This is still 1000 times better than the Last Airbender.

  • we can all admit that this movie is terrible and we can all admit that it's unintentionally hilarious but i actually think the soundtrack is well done really well composed music that should get more recognition.

  • @KelanDWood True!!!!!!!

  • Best special effects ever.

  • The scene where rockets are fired mixes 1950s US rocket launchers with Soviet and German ones from WW2... It's so obvious they used newsreals footage for this scene xD

  • I thought Johnny Depp was in this movie:(

  • @nottheduck1 No your thinking of the film "Ed Wood" Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood in that film about his life. Im sure its on youtube somewhere. Check it out its fantastic, its how I started watching the actual Edward D Wood Jr's movies!

  • Inspecter Clay is dead...Murdered...And someone's responsible! Best line evar! :D

  • "...in charge of Saucer Field Activities..."

    *DEAD*

  • "There was a flying saucer." "You mean the kind from up *there*?"

    No. The *other* kind of flying saucer.

    And why is that mausoleum door so small?

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  • "Inspector Clay's dead . . . murdered . . . AND SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE!"

    >.> Duh.

  • 7:51

    Ed woods cameo

  • No wonder Clay's bullets didn't affect them, he was shooting a cap gun!

  • So they take one look at the flying "cigars" and their first instinct is to blow them out of the sky??

  • 8:26

    I didn't put down the booze bottle because of this film. I kept using it.

  • Did that guy just say that a flying saucer was shaped like a cigar!? wtf

  • Like how the detective muzzle sweeps himself and the cop next to him.

  • You can't admit that you saw the flying saucer, yet you explained to your wife how you saw a... flying saucer...?

  • 3:27 OH MY GOD, BEST COMEDY SCENE EVER!!!!!!

  • those tiny gravestones are so cute =]

  • this could have been a silent picture with all the naration...

  • Last time I heard/read, multiple rocket launchers are not air-defense weapons

  • the "flying saucer" looks like a hubcap, this is awful

  • "officer in charge of saucer feild activity"

    That would be the best military position ever

  • These flying saucers are definitely not from This world

  • two strangers who have shown no threat whatsoever, first instinct; SHOOT AT THE FUCKERS. nice.

  • The pilots wife says "there" about a dozen times in 30 seconds lol

  • this movie is dreadful, but ive seen it 8 times cas i love it lmao

  • silly people;its well known that extraterrestial cigars ARE shaped like frisbees

  • The army's aim sucked horribly. You guys might have actually taken the saucers out if you were attempting to hit them instead of just firing off your rockets randomly. lol

  • 1:18 a bobcat?!?!?!?! WTF!!!

  • 5:37 - woman with hands up = guy screaming. LOL I'm laughing so hard right now.

  • 8:10 to 8:18. Greatest 8 seconds in film ever. Looked like he was going to fall on his face!  Drunk? Or merely overwhelmed by pie plates over Los Angeles?

  • He: "I saw a flying saucer".

    She: (carefully puts cup and saucer back on table before speaking).

    Does she know something we don't?

  • Love how he kicks over the gravestone@3:48, then knocks it over @ 4:01

    4:43 yep thats Bella allright

    6:35 watch where ur pointing that thing

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  • thors johnson?

  • how about they try having a funeral in the day time?

  • "It was shaped like a huge cigar"...that looked just like a saucer? Continuity problem,I guess. Lugosi died early in production and some local dentist who looked nothing like Bela was hired as a stand-in.

  • @Analfisticles he wasnt a dentist he was a cyropracter

  • The movie is so bad, it's good.

  • Narrator: Colonel Edwards was about to make the biggest deciscion of his life. HE MADE THAT DECISION. Colonel Edwards gave the signal to FIRE!!!

  • Officer: Looks Like a Bobcat tore into them

    No it doesn't

    Pilot: It was shaped like a huge cigar

    Seriously Ed did you even bother proof reading your script

    Detective: One thing's for sure Inspecter Clay is dead, murdered and someone's responsible

    Gee and here I thought he killed himself to try and get out of making the movie

  • tor johnson got snubbed from the academy that year.

  • I see so ailens are trying to take over CNN NBC and ABC. No wonder they made FOX

  • 5:35

    Too bad he forgot that there was a third dimension.

  • keep pointing that gun at your head, thatll solve the mystery, dumbass. even scooby doo would tell you, youre a moron. XD

  • i don't think it is considered the worst movie....But the director, Ed Wood, was awarded: Worst film director ever. Watch the movie Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp.. Anyway, I think this is a great movie....you just have to look at it a little differently

  • 6:30 When I have a gun in my hands the one thing I always do is have it pointing directly at my face and scratching my head.. Thats what real detectives do right?

  • such stupendous acting

  • I pass out like that sometimes when I smell my own fart

  • How can you remake the holder of the title ''worst film ever made'', its a classic!

  • Great movie :)

  • you guys' are funny...

  • i still don't get why this is apparently the worst movie ever.

  • i am SO confused. who is vampira? is she the woman who died? is she the lady who's tearing into people like bobcats?

  • @SuPeRev94  vampira is dudes dead wife behind the tree

  • Knockhimroundmallittle!

  • Little Tykes Crypt, just like the one my kids had!

  • @afretired04 I wish I had one of those

  • A flying saucer you mean the kind from up there?" Epic

  • Whats with the nightime funerals??And isnt that the police captain talking of the dead cop and not a pastor or priest??

  • At 3:47 look at how they throw the body. lol

  • 8:10 - 8:20 it's Torgo!

  • I love how the detective uses the gun to scratch his face with his finger on the trigger.

  • What gets me is that somebody actually thought this was a good idea for a movie.

    And what is even more stunning is that they actually made it.

  • I see what you did there at 4:42. xD

  • Lol, Tor Johnson's acting sucks

  • "It was shaped like a cigar" in the way that rubber ducks are shaped like tires.

  • "There comes a time in every man's life when he just can't believe his eyes"

    Guess I'm having one of those times right now

  • Why it's... not.  ..Bela Lugosi!

    Ang a goth woman! Way before her time!

    BLAM BLAM

    Take that you big sweaty Swede! I'm going to stare at you until you fall down

  • @belisariusorb Bela Lugosi died just before this movie.

    That goth woman is Vampira.

  • 5:28 she flinched! Some zombie...

  • Thank you for posting this, been meaning to watch this for ages, I love Ed Wood, he's so bad he's good

  • Shaped like a huge cigar?!

  • For a major motion picture, it sucks pretty bad. But if you take it at what it is - a low-budget film done by some amateur director and his friends - it's not bad.

  • @TheCorbenik85 "For a major motion picture it sucks pretty bad, But if you take it at what it is- a low budget film done by some amateur director and his friends- it's not bad."

    True enough, a few years before this film a massive epic Hollywood film with a "the sky's the limit" special effects film with a massive budget and lots of top Hollywood stars to boot a.k.a. The Ten Commandments and I'll always take Plan Nine over that film,

    It's just alot more fun.

  • I don't know what the hell kind of drugs you have to be on to see a saucer as as cigar!

  • @GrinchBack148 haha i love james too

  • oh fuck....

  • 1:20 "looks like a bobcat tore into him."

    "yeah."

    (silence)

  • Oh I love how the sound always completely stops as soon as the camera shot changes, although it's still the same scene ^^

  • "Saucer? You mean like the kind from up there?"

    NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

  • Nobody can remake an Ed Wood film. It would suck so bad it would....just suck. At least his movies suck so bad they're amazingly awesome.

  • At 3:50 look in the background the guy's leg is almost tipped over the headstone

  • this movie doesn't even know what it wants to be.. first its scifi then its a Horror zombie movie..

  • the flying Saucer looks like a huge Ciggar? lol, actually it looks more a Frisbee to me lol

  • Not the worst acting I've ever seen....There is the girl who played Bella on Twlight

  • @DragonRose88 So true.I think this film is actually better than twilight.

  • He said that the UFO looks like huge cigars but they look like saucers.

    The worst movie ever made.

  • "I saw a flying saucer."

    "You mean the kind from up there?"

    "Yeah, or its counterpart."

    What other kind of saucer would exist except from "up there", and what the hell is "its counterpart"?

  • when the saucers flew by at 7:27 I thought my computer was lagging, but no it was just terrible effects.

  • Clip has too many gems to mention . . . but I'll try:

    - How 'bout the way Inspector Clay fumbles through his lines.

    - Also, nice trajectory on the inspector's first gunshot.

    - Then dig the guy who adjusts his hat brim, scratches an itch, and recklessly twiddles around WITH HIS GUN!!

    - Same genius: "Inspector Clay's been murdered . . . AND SOMEBODY'S RESPONSIBLE!" (!!)

    - Observe the 'dress-alike twins' in the graveyard.

    - The spaceship's wobbly flight at 7:54 is priceless.

    There's more, but . .

  • WOW! i'd heard this film was shit... so i checked it out... its so shit

  • Headstone wobble @ 3:48.

  • I remember watching the flying saucer scenes in Destroy All Humans!...

  • He was murdered! And someone's responsible!!

  • LOVE that cardboard crypt! The wino staggering to the newspaper..how instead of throwing the bottle away, the drunk CAREFULLY places the bottle down! ( after all, why waste good booze!) this is great!!!

  • test

  • interesting :D when they start fire you can see german weapon with that short muzzle and that lorry is kathusa russian weapon both of these are from ww2 :)

  • why is the colonel in a room while everybody else is like in the outskirts of washington? and how come they fire a thousand rockets and not one of them hits?

  • "Colonel Tom edwards, in charge of saucer field activities was to make the greatest decision of his career, he made that decision, Colonel edwards gave the signal to fire."

    Such horribly clunky dialogue and not to mention awful effects.

  • 2:38 "The flying saucer was shaped like a huge CIGAR" ??? Then why doesn't he call it a flying cigar? 4:37 The plot thickens: Count Dracula emerges unto the scene! 5:14 A vampire on the right and The Bride Of Frankenstein on the left! 6:17 Stupid detective is pointing his pistol AT HIMSELF (collar bone) and the other cop on his right!

  • @TzeffNL :L

  • Seriously! Thats the third funeral in 17 minutes.

  • hahaha

  • This is terrible... But this is the best thing ever

  • WTF!? The saucer looked nothing like a cigar!

  • theresmjust no emotion in the acting!

    i think i cud do better than this

  • " I saw a flying saucer."

    "What? One from up there?"

    Yes, one in the sky, not a china one that somebody threw 3000ft up in the air so your husband could see it from his plane.

  • Tor Johnson is the legend.

  • 8:37, watch how the ships cast a shadow on the background

  • saucer field activity, is that a real job?

  • *Points gun at own head*

    "Well, the Inspector's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."

  • they should make a remake of this but with modern effects and stuff

  • They are! Check out the Trailers for it, it looks...interesting to say the least

  • @TheGrerex there is gonna be and the avgn is in it awesome it's called plan 9

  • @TheGrerex yeah, plan 10 from outer space.

  • @TheGrerex You couldnt because would it be a spoof or just re-using the plot.This movie is great,cause it is so bad.It wouldnt work IMO

  • 3:49 Did he just knock a tombstone back and forth?!

    5:26 the actress who played the vampire lady flinched when the cop shot at her!

    The flying saucers are flying REALLY low. It's as if they are tiny!

  • @SomeFluffer64

    oh yeah @ 3:49 lol lol

  • "inpector's dead, murdered, and somebodies responsible for it"

    isn't this the best dialog

  • Is it me or is pointing the gun under your chin like that a BAD idea?

    @ 6:20

  • 3:37 thats a cigar alright.

  • So far my favorite seen in this movie is from 0:22 - 0:37.

  • ...way too many funerals in this movie.

  • 7:35

    Almost 60 centimeters high over the hollywood boulevard

  • So... the aliens turned the wife into some kind of frankenstein monstern and the husband into a vampire? Who the hell wrote this?

  • Ed Wood. to write this he had to be the worst writer in existence or a genius.

  • Still, seriously? Dracula? I mean is it concievable that they buried Mr. Old guy in that outfit? Wait, come to think of it... I want to be buried in a cape.

  • The biggest irony is that Bela Lugosi really WAS buried in his Dracula cape, so if he DID come back to life, it would be sorta like that.

  • ... I am at loss for words to just how awesome that is...