why is the colonel wearing formal military attire on the battleground? oh well this is an ed wood movie so trying to make sense of it isn't reasonable.
The pilot, Gregory Walcott, was the sheriff in " Joe Kidd ', and also worked in several other movies with Clint Eastwood. He also played parts in several television series in the 50's and 60's. One of my favorite movie roles of his was his role in ' Man Of The East ' with Terence Hill.
we can all admit that this movie is terrible and we can all admit that it's unintentionally hilarious but i actually think the soundtrack is well done really well composed music that should get more recognition.
The scene where rockets are fired mixes 1950s US rocket launchers with Soviet and German ones from WW2... It's so obvious they used newsreals footage for this scene xD
@nottheduck1 No your thinking of the film "Ed Wood" Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood in that film about his life. Im sure its on youtube somewhere. Check it out its fantastic, its how I started watching the actual Edward D Wood Jr's movies!
The army's aim sucked horribly. You guys might have actually taken the saucers out if you were attempting to hit them instead of just firing off your rockets randomly. lol
8:10 to 8:18. Greatest 8 seconds in film ever. Looked like he was going to fall on his face! Drunk? Or merely overwhelmed by pie plates over Los Angeles?
"It was shaped like a huge cigar"...that looked just like a saucer? Continuity problem,I guess. Lugosi died early in production and some local dentist who looked nothing like Bela was hired as a stand-in.
i don't think it is considered the worst movie....But the director, Ed Wood, was awarded: Worst film director ever. Watch the movie Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp.. Anyway, I think this is a great movie....you just have to look at it a little differently
i don't think it is considered the worst movie....But the director, Ed Wood, was awarded: Worst film director ever. Watch the movie Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp.. Anyway, I think this is a great movie....you just have to look at it a little differently
6:30 When I have a gun in my hands the one thing I always do is have it pointing directly at my face and scratching my head.. Thats what real detectives do right?
For a major motion picture, it sucks pretty bad. But if you take it at what it is - a low-budget film done by some amateur director and his friends - it's not bad.
@TheCorbenik85 "For a major motion picture it sucks pretty bad, But if you take it at what it is- a low budget film done by some amateur director and his friends- it's not bad."
True enough, a few years before this film a massive epic Hollywood film with a "the sky's the limit" special effects film with a massive budget and lots of top Hollywood stars to boot a.k.a. The Ten Commandments and I'll always take Plan Nine over that film,
LOVE that cardboard crypt! The wino staggering to the newspaper..how instead of throwing the bottle away, the drunk CAREFULLY places the bottle down! ( after all, why waste good booze!) this is great!!!
LOVE that cardboard crypt! The wino staggering to the newspaper..how instead of throwing the bottle away, the drunk CAREFULLY places the bottle down! ( after all, why waste good booze!) this is great!!!
interesting :D when they start fire you can see german weapon with that short muzzle and that lorry is kathusa russian weapon both of these are from ww2 :)
why is the colonel in a room while everybody else is like in the outskirts of washington? and how come they fire a thousand rockets and not one of them hits?
"Colonel Tom edwards, in charge of saucer field activities was to make the greatest decision of his career, he made that decision, Colonel edwards gave the signal to fire."
Such horribly clunky dialogue and not to mention awful effects.
2:38 "The flying saucer was shaped like a huge CIGAR" ??? Then why doesn't he call it a flying cigar? 4:37 The plot thickens: Count Dracula emerges unto the scene! 5:14 A vampire on the right and The Bride Of Frankenstein on the left! 6:17 Stupid detective is pointing his pistol AT HIMSELF (collar bone) and the other cop on his right!
Still, seriously? Dracula? I mean is it concievable that they buried Mr. Old guy in that outfit? Wait, come to think of it... I want to be buried in a cape.
I never knew the US Army used both Katyusha and Nebelwerfer rockets!
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" He gave them the signal to fire, and they missed every single shot! "
Theevil6ify 1 week ago
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Theevil6ify 1 week ago
what's morticia addams doing there?
Canashea 2 weeks ago
Did He Died?
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Nice username.
wellthatisgr8 3 weeks ago
Nice username.
wellthatisgr8 3 weeks ago
Of all the movies mst3k COULDN'T riff....
Geektality 1 month ago
This movie isn't the worst movie ever! That would be the garbage pail kids.
MyDookieGoesKerplunk 1 month ago
Say what you like, it's still more entertaining than anything by Michael Bay or the Remake Generation.
orkavorn 2 months ago
why is the colonel wearing formal military attire on the battleground? oh well this is an ed wood movie so trying to make sense of it isn't reasonable.
RoyalMessup 3 months ago
Your guess is as good as mine Larry. But one things for sure - Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. AND SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE.
sagaciospianoman 4 months ago
A saucer shaped like a cigar. Genius!
slurpos 5 months ago
lol he uses the gun to scratch himself
brooks085 5 months ago
ok this movie is terrible. whats it about? vampires, zombies, or aliens?
LaurieTombRaiderFan 5 months ago
"Is he dead?" Lolololol
trentacid008 5 months ago
3:47 I didn't know that Gravestones Bounced around :L
xaxie1 5 months ago
murder... and somebody is responsible.... hahahahahaha. poor genius!!
josedepr 5 months ago
9:20 Colonel Edwards is casting a shadow against the "sky."
FenristheRedWolf 6 months ago
you take choss
vinegarthomas 6 months ago
and some bodies responsible
Skp1452 6 months ago
I don't see the big deal the Ed Wood movie made about Tor Johnson's accent. He sounds just like Michael Chiklis... minus the good acting, of course.
MightyStreetFighter 6 months ago
What the hell did he say at 0:08
darkx4rt 7 months ago
@darkx4rt It's either "Look around a little" or "Knock around a whale."
arciks11 5 months ago
This is supposed to take place in the future, but throughout the movie the narrator uses the past tense.
jupiterfive 7 months ago
"I saw a flying SAUCER"
*few lines later*
It was shaped like a CIGAR
jupiterfive 7 months ago
when you just have to adjust your hat, or scratch your neck, nothing works like the barrel of a loaded gun.
flyagaricleech 7 months ago
"One thing's sure: inspector Clay's dead....murdered...AND SOMEBODY'S RESPONSIBLE!" No shit! Master-mind script :D
JanIsBoy5 7 months ago
Kirk vs Gorn was better than this.
SlicertekPictures0 8 months ago
The Flying Saucer is such a troll.
Nicknacmania 8 months ago
I can see some elements the director used in the movie "The Spirit"...
darthspeaks 8 months ago
7:40 "people turning south from the freeway were startled when they saw three flying saucers high over Hollywood boulevard"
the guys in the car pointing in the air are so fucking hilarious XD
t0k3puff420 8 months ago
The pilot, Gregory Walcott, was the sheriff in " Joe Kidd ', and also worked in several other movies with Clint Eastwood. He also played parts in several television series in the 50's and 60's. One of my favorite movie roles of his was his role in ' Man Of The East ' with Terence Hill.
Longhammer37214 8 months ago
They've mastered interstellar space? Why are we shooting at them?
Still better then X-Men Origins.
nexus40001 9 months ago
Still better then X-Men Origins.
nexus40001 9 months ago 2
I love the way, how the inspector waves his gun around!!
tarantino900 9 months ago
this movie is so much better then little fockers
The100Stevieboo 9 months ago 3
This is still 1000 times better than the Last Airbender.
liamsnorthstar 9 months ago 4
we can all admit that this movie is terrible and we can all admit that it's unintentionally hilarious but i actually think the soundtrack is well done really well composed music that should get more recognition.
KelanDWood 9 months ago 3
@KelanDWood True!!!!!!!
Nicknacmania 8 months ago
Best special effects ever.
AlienBeliever897 9 months ago 2
The scene where rockets are fired mixes 1950s US rocket launchers with Soviet and German ones from WW2... It's so obvious they used newsreals footage for this scene xD
Smileyzeouf 10 months ago
I thought Johnny Depp was in this movie:(
nottheduck1 11 months ago
@nottheduck1 No your thinking of the film "Ed Wood" Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood in that film about his life. Im sure its on youtube somewhere. Check it out its fantastic, its how I started watching the actual Edward D Wood Jr's movies!
LegoPenis 11 months ago 12
Inspecter Clay is dead...Murdered...And someone's responsible! Best line evar! :D
adc896 11 months ago 9
"...in charge of Saucer Field Activities..."
*DEAD*
RainshadowDesert 1 year ago
"There was a flying saucer." "You mean the kind from up *there*?"
No. The *other* kind of flying saucer.
And why is that mausoleum door so small?
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RainshadowDesert 1 year ago
"Inspector Clay's dead . . . murdered . . . AND SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE!"
>.> Duh.
cracknaddicker 1 year ago 2
7:51
Ed woods cameo
planemad2 1 year ago
No wonder Clay's bullets didn't affect them, he was shooting a cap gun!
ijdgaf323 1 year ago
So they take one look at the flying "cigars" and their first instinct is to blow them out of the sky??
xJustDontBiteItx 1 year ago
8:26
I didn't put down the booze bottle because of this film. I kept using it.
AManNamedCM2 1 year ago
Did that guy just say that a flying saucer was shaped like a cigar!? wtf
animalcrossing7 1 year ago
Like how the detective muzzle sweeps himself and the cop next to him.
northman1 1 year ago
You can't admit that you saw the flying saucer, yet you explained to your wife how you saw a... flying saucer...?
xXSpudmeister94Xx 1 year ago
3:27 OH MY GOD, BEST COMEDY SCENE EVER!!!!!!
0981462 1 year ago
those tiny gravestones are so cute =]
Thosecursedeyes 1 year ago
this could have been a silent picture with all the naration...
crockoduckevolved 1 year ago
Last time I heard/read, multiple rocket launchers are not air-defense weapons
DMG125 1 year ago
the "flying saucer" looks like a hubcap, this is awful
smitty618 1 year ago
"officer in charge of saucer feild activity"
That would be the best military position ever
tuv45 1 year ago 2
These flying saucers are definitely not from This world
SG1geek23 1 year ago
two strangers who have shown no threat whatsoever, first instinct; SHOOT AT THE FUCKERS. nice.
poptartguy06 1 year ago
The pilots wife says "there" about a dozen times in 30 seconds lol
luridplanet 1 year ago
this movie is dreadful, but ive seen it 8 times cas i love it lmao
iloveaxlr0se 1 year ago
silly people;its well known that extraterrestial cigars ARE shaped like frisbees
stuart1648 1 year ago
The army's aim sucked horribly. You guys might have actually taken the saucers out if you were attempting to hit them instead of just firing off your rockets randomly. lol
QuakesGameSpot 1 year ago
1:18 a bobcat?!?!?!?! WTF!!!
quinntissentialmusic 1 year ago
5:37 - woman with hands up = guy screaming. LOL I'm laughing so hard right now.
LilyMagick666 1 year ago
8:10 to 8:18. Greatest 8 seconds in film ever. Looked like he was going to fall on his face! Drunk? Or merely overwhelmed by pie plates over Los Angeles?
kerouac69 1 year ago
He: "I saw a flying saucer".
She: (carefully puts cup and saucer back on table before speaking).
Does she know something we don't?
661cyclist 1 year ago
Love how he kicks over the gravestone@3:48, then knocks it over @ 4:01
4:43 yep thats Bella allright
6:35 watch where ur pointing that thing
brooksmc 1 year ago
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brooksmc 1 year ago
thors johnson?
waxheadglossy 1 year ago
how about they try having a funeral in the day time?
blueboy11994 1 year ago
"It was shaped like a huge cigar"...that looked just like a saucer? Continuity problem,I guess. Lugosi died early in production and some local dentist who looked nothing like Bela was hired as a stand-in.
Analfisticles 1 year ago
@Analfisticles he wasnt a dentist he was a cyropracter
luigiblox 1 year ago
The movie is so bad, it's good.
Dgamer21 1 year ago 27
Narrator: Colonel Edwards was about to make the biggest deciscion of his life. HE MADE THAT DECISION. Colonel Edwards gave the signal to FIRE!!!
J43265 1 year ago
Officer: Looks Like a Bobcat tore into them
No it doesn't
Pilot: It was shaped like a huge cigar
Seriously Ed did you even bother proof reading your script
Detective: One thing's for sure Inspecter Clay is dead, murdered and someone's responsible
Gee and here I thought he killed himself to try and get out of making the movie
snakes3425 1 year ago
tor johnson got snubbed from the academy that year.
northman1 1 year ago
I see so ailens are trying to take over CNN NBC and ABC. No wonder they made FOX
TheGroop1 1 year ago
5:35
Too bad he forgot that there was a third dimension.
arciks11 1 year ago
keep pointing that gun at your head, thatll solve the mystery, dumbass. even scooby doo would tell you, youre a moron. XD
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i don't think it is considered the worst movie....But the director, Ed Wood, was awarded: Worst film director ever. Watch the movie Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp.. Anyway, I think this is a great movie....you just have to look at it a little differently
marluvlenn 1 year ago
i don't think it is considered the worst movie....But the director, Ed Wood, was awarded: Worst film director ever. Watch the movie Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp.. Anyway, I think this is a great movie....you just have to look at it a little differently
marluvlenn 1 year ago
6:30 When I have a gun in my hands the one thing I always do is have it pointing directly at my face and scratching my head.. Thats what real detectives do right?
InsightMediaPro 1 year ago 2
such stupendous acting
mosilflutil10 1 year ago
I pass out like that sometimes when I smell my own fart
tmwnat 1 year ago
How can you remake the holder of the title ''worst film ever made'', its a classic!
Blisterdude 1 year ago
Great movie :)
AzRobot90 1 year ago
you guys' are funny...
moo3992 1 year ago
i still don't get why this is apparently the worst movie ever.
PizzaInChicago 1 year ago
i am SO confused. who is vampira? is she the woman who died? is she the lady who's tearing into people like bobcats?
SuPeRev94 1 year ago
@SuPeRev94 vampira is dudes dead wife behind the tree
moo3992 1 year ago
Knockhimroundmallittle!
fudgemonkeyz79 1 year ago 2
Little Tykes Crypt, just like the one my kids had!
afretired04 1 year ago
@afretired04 I wish I had one of those
neddx 1 year ago
A flying saucer you mean the kind from up there?" Epic
liamrush1 1 year ago
Whats with the nightime funerals??And isnt that the police captain talking of the dead cop and not a pastor or priest??
TheRalphus666 1 year ago
At 3:47 look at how they throw the body. lol
TheGrerex 1 year ago
8:10 - 8:20 it's Torgo!
JerFhilm 1 year ago
I love how the detective uses the gun to scratch his face with his finger on the trigger.
Coprofago7 1 year ago
What gets me is that somebody actually thought this was a good idea for a movie.
And what is even more stunning is that they actually made it.
Zincon48 1 year ago 3
I see what you did there at 4:42. xD
KatTheZombie 1 year ago
Lol, Tor Johnson's acting sucks
nukerkid15 1 year ago
"It was shaped like a cigar" in the way that rubber ducks are shaped like tires.
ultimateSpagety 1 year ago 46
"There comes a time in every man's life when he just can't believe his eyes"
Guess I'm having one of those times right now
belisariusorb 1 year ago 7
Why it's... not. ..Bela Lugosi!
Ang a goth woman! Way before her time!
BLAM BLAM
Take that you big sweaty Swede! I'm going to stare at you until you fall down
belisariusorb 1 year ago
@belisariusorb Bela Lugosi died just before this movie.
That goth woman is Vampira.
TheSmithCro 1 year ago
5:28 she flinched! Some zombie...
SomeFluffer64 1 year ago
Thank you for posting this, been meaning to watch this for ages, I love Ed Wood, he's so bad he's good
lbjb247 1 year ago
Shaped like a huge cigar?!
orkavorn 1 year ago
For a major motion picture, it sucks pretty bad. But if you take it at what it is - a low-budget film done by some amateur director and his friends - it's not bad.
TheCorbenik85 1 year ago 3
@TheCorbenik85 "For a major motion picture it sucks pretty bad, But if you take it at what it is- a low budget film done by some amateur director and his friends- it's not bad."
True enough, a few years before this film a massive epic Hollywood film with a "the sky's the limit" special effects film with a massive budget and lots of top Hollywood stars to boot a.k.a. The Ten Commandments and I'll always take Plan Nine over that film,
It's just alot more fun.
cha5 1 year ago
I don't know what the hell kind of drugs you have to be on to see a saucer as as cigar!
GrinchBack148 1 year ago 3
@GrinchBack148 haha i love james too
DysenteryAndy 1 year ago
oh fuck....
knowpassword 1 year ago
1:20 "looks like a bobcat tore into him."
"yeah."
(silence)
Dullfang2 1 year ago 2
Oh I love how the sound always completely stops as soon as the camera shot changes, although it's still the same scene ^^
CarpeNoctem410 1 year ago
"Saucer? You mean like the kind from up there?"
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
8BitSnakeProductions 1 year ago 2
Nobody can remake an Ed Wood film. It would suck so bad it would....just suck. At least his movies suck so bad they're amazingly awesome.
murcielago06gt 1 year ago
At 3:50 look in the background the guy's leg is almost tipped over the headstone
SweeneyTodd98 1 year ago
this movie doesn't even know what it wants to be.. first its scifi then its a Horror zombie movie..
sikokiller12 1 year ago
the flying Saucer looks like a huge Ciggar? lol, actually it looks more a Frisbee to me lol
sikokiller12 1 year ago
Not the worst acting I've ever seen....There is the girl who played Bella on Twlight
DragonRose88 1 year ago 6
@DragonRose88 So true.I think this film is actually better than twilight.
SweeneyTodd98 1 year ago
He said that the UFO looks like huge cigars but they look like saucers.
The worst movie ever made.
sanvenganza1000 1 year ago
"I saw a flying saucer."
"You mean the kind from up there?"
"Yeah, or its counterpart."
What other kind of saucer would exist except from "up there", and what the hell is "its counterpart"?
patrickthesaint 1 year ago
when the saucers flew by at 7:27 I thought my computer was lagging, but no it was just terrible effects.
NIN992 1 year ago 2
Clip has too many gems to mention . . . but I'll try:
- How 'bout the way Inspector Clay fumbles through his lines.
- Also, nice trajectory on the inspector's first gunshot.
- Then dig the guy who adjusts his hat brim, scratches an itch, and recklessly twiddles around WITH HIS GUN!!
- Same genius: "Inspector Clay's been murdered . . . AND SOMEBODY'S RESPONSIBLE!" (!!)
- Observe the 'dress-alike twins' in the graveyard.
- The spaceship's wobbly flight at 7:54 is priceless.
There's more, but . .
pnutbutrncrackers 1 year ago 2
WOW! i'd heard this film was shit... so i checked it out... its so shit
tvFAIL 1 year ago
Headstone wobble @ 3:48.
CiaranMcVeigh 1 year ago
I remember watching the flying saucer scenes in Destroy All Humans!...
DarkKyo64 1 year ago
He was murdered! And someone's responsible!!
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LOVE that cardboard crypt! The wino staggering to the newspaper..how instead of throwing the bottle away, the drunk CAREFULLY places the bottle down! ( after all, why waste good booze!) this is great!!!
michaelHda 1 year ago
LOVE that cardboard crypt! The wino staggering to the newspaper..how instead of throwing the bottle away, the drunk CAREFULLY places the bottle down! ( after all, why waste good booze!) this is great!!!
michaelHda 1 year ago
test
michaelHda 1 year ago
interesting :D when they start fire you can see german weapon with that short muzzle and that lorry is kathusa russian weapon both of these are from ww2 :)
svacar 1 year ago
why is the colonel in a room while everybody else is like in the outskirts of washington? and how come they fire a thousand rockets and not one of them hits?
hazearoundtheworld1 2 years ago
"Colonel Tom edwards, in charge of saucer field activities was to make the greatest decision of his career, he made that decision, Colonel edwards gave the signal to fire."
Such horribly clunky dialogue and not to mention awful effects.
Radioheadhead90 2 years ago
2:38 "The flying saucer was shaped like a huge CIGAR" ??? Then why doesn't he call it a flying cigar? 4:37 The plot thickens: Count Dracula emerges unto the scene! 5:14 A vampire on the right and The Bride Of Frankenstein on the left! 6:17 Stupid detective is pointing his pistol AT HIMSELF (collar bone) and the other cop on his right!
TzeffNL 2 years ago 2
@TzeffNL :L
tvFAIL 1 year ago
Seriously! Thats the third funeral in 17 minutes.
TheDirectorofFoo 2 years ago 23
hahaha
TheGing25 2 years ago
@TheDirectorofFoo lmao
TBIES71 1 year ago
This is terrible... But this is the best thing ever
TheDirectorofFoo 2 years ago 3
WTF!? The saucer looked nothing like a cigar!
CoTeCiOtm 2 years ago
theresmjust no emotion in the acting!
i think i cud do better than this
pjonri 2 years ago
" I saw a flying saucer."
"What? One from up there?"
Yes, one in the sky, not a china one that somebody threw 3000ft up in the air so your husband could see it from his plane.
radiofiendify 2 years ago 4
Tor Johnson is the legend.
bartosz99999 2 years ago
8:37, watch how the ships cast a shadow on the background
sercvgc 2 years ago
saucer field activity, is that a real job?
TheGrerex 2 years ago
*Points gun at own head*
"Well, the Inspector's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."
TheGrerex 2 years ago
they should make a remake of this but with modern effects and stuff
TheGrerex 2 years ago
They are! Check out the Trailers for it, it looks...interesting to say the least
LegoPenis 2 years ago 7
@TheGrerex there is gonna be and the avgn is in it awesome it's called plan 9
hockeytofu101 1 year ago
@TheGrerex yeah, plan 10 from outer space.
ATP2555ify 1 year ago
@TheGrerex You couldnt because would it be a spoof or just re-using the plot.This movie is great,cause it is so bad.It wouldnt work IMO
TheRalphus666 1 year ago
3:49 Did he just knock a tombstone back and forth?!
5:26 the actress who played the vampire lady flinched when the cop shot at her!
The flying saucers are flying REALLY low. It's as if they are tiny!
SomeFluffer64 2 years ago
@SomeFluffer64
oh yeah @ 3:49 lol lol
pjonri 2 years ago
"inpector's dead, murdered, and somebodies responsible for it"
isn't this the best dialog
neosenexism 2 years ago 3
Is it me or is pointing the gun under your chin like that a BAD idea?
@ 6:20
PurpleStorm8 2 years ago
3:37 thats a cigar alright.
TheCommandoGirl 2 years ago
So far my favorite seen in this movie is from 0:22 - 0:37.
triton2toro 2 years ago
...way too many funerals in this movie.
DeeROCK93 2 years ago
7:35
Almost 60 centimeters high over the hollywood boulevard
Menevea 2 years ago 3
So... the aliens turned the wife into some kind of frankenstein monstern and the husband into a vampire? Who the hell wrote this?
tehredmage 2 years ago 3
Ed Wood. to write this he had to be the worst writer in existence or a genius.
ShinchiroMontezuma 2 years ago
Still, seriously? Dracula? I mean is it concievable that they buried Mr. Old guy in that outfit? Wait, come to think of it... I want to be buried in a cape.
tehredmage 2 years ago
The biggest irony is that Bela Lugosi really WAS buried in his Dracula cape, so if he DID come back to life, it would be sorta like that.
Hotshotter3000 2 years ago 2
... I am at loss for words to just how awesome that is...
tehredmage 2 years ago