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From: InternetPhrasesGirl
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  • such a short vid yet such an annoying kid.

  • tits or gtfo

  • SECOND!

  • Made me lol. Seems some people don't understand sarcasm.

  • holy fuck your ugly... and not funny...

  • omg retard

  • you sound like a dying cow

  • @colefabbro LAWL

  • A TROLL, KILL IT!

  • I think it's funny.

  • i would fuck that monkey

  • Actually I would fck her >:D

  • Seek help my child, for your eyesight has gone all FUCKIN INVERTED!

  • damn you must be very desperate ._.

  • first!

  • Never post these videos again, people are going to think that you have mental issues

  • wtf?

  • Aren't you supposed to put the helmet on BEFORE the accident?

  • LOL

  • Stupid bitch.

  • FIIIIIIRST.

    I mean 100th.

    Oh, what the hell.

    I might as well be doing something better with my time.

    Like porn or abducting monkeys and shooting them into outer space with Miley Cyrus DVDs.

  • oh god she seriously needs attention and approval....... oh well I'll watch some porn

  • lol IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like it

  • did she die?

  • NINETY-FOURTH!!11

  • Is it a girl, is it a guy? It's pat. Did he die?

  • many people get annoyed from that in failblog -.-;

  • what this dudes problem???

  • 90th!

  • shes hot seriously I can spot a hottie under there

  • i know what you mean

  • Is she retarded o.o

  • lolz

  • Did he die?

  • that's a true Fail Girl

  • i like your helmet!

  • 5/5!!!!!

  • Are u retarded?????? FYL

  • as gay as it gets

  • ugly

  • fucking retarded

  • LMAO!!

    I see this video all over the place, mostly just to take the piss out of trolls who scream FIRST!! Just like this. XD

  • You sound like such a dumbass, you actually shouldn't even be alive right now you little creep.

  • The first comment of this video is very original.

  • just die in a hole

  • There are people who amount to something in life, and then there's you.

  • Great xD

  • Brilliant! :D

    Not just the "first", but the laugh also. ^^

  • I want to punch this kid so hard in the face

  • i think its name is Tanner

  • Tits or GTFO

  • nerd

  • 2^6'th that means 64-th but seriously u look retarded you poor little girl

  • 62nd!

  • We want moar videos!!!

  • Did she die?

  • oh no. the retard kidnapped a poor monkey.

  • This is what every "First post!"-caller looks like.

  • Awesome =]

    LOL.

  • honestly i've clicked replay about 50 times i cant stop... i wonder wut the person with the first comment wrote hopefully it was something clever

  • hhmmm i hope u die

  • This idiot scared me, I had my headphones on and hearing this bitch made me scream and throw the headphones at the monitor.

  • how did this get 16000 views?

  • YES. DAMMIT SHE DIED. SHE DIED.

  • shes going to die

  • Died she did?

  • did the monkey die?

  • did she die?

  • you are a stupid pain in the arse. stop posting this everywhere!

  • What an idiot..

    Btw did she die?

  • Did she die?

  • where is this meme from? is it from 4chan? or was it started by something else?

  • It came from everywhere you can comment.

  • need more specific deatils, like what website the "did he die" comments started on that led to it being repeated here and the story behind it

  • Since YouTube exists, there have always been comments by persons we call "Gutmenschen" in German: Whenever someone would slip on a banana peel or something they would seriously go like "OMG HE COULD HAVE DIED HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT THAT YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER!" Some weeks ago, people started mocking that annoying attitude by asking "Did he die?" in *any* context, and it spread quickly. It's hilarious when you have experienced the background for ages...

    AFAIK, it started on YouTube and not 4chan.

  • Interesting...

    ^_^

  • did she have the helmet on

  • Did she die?

  • shes making fun of the people that post FIRST! on user comment sections of internet articles when they have first post

  • O RLY?

  • I SAW IT ON FAILBLOG U BITCH

  • Random...

  • 0/10 and please, DON'T try again.

  • Kanker hoer

  • WHAAHAHAHAH xD

  • Amazing! When are you posting more videos? SOON I hope!

  • eww

  • bitch

  • Are you retarded? I'm being serious.

  • ok... not weird at all... O.O

  • You're such a ****ing idiot...

  • is the monkey dead?

  • FIIIST! 8D  HAHAHA!

  • FAIL

  • EIGHTEENTH!

  • FFHUUURRRRRSSSSSTTTT

  • SIXTEENTH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FIRST!

  • Hahaha .....this is awsome.

  • geeks -_-

  • AAAUGH!

  • I think that thing screams "FIIIST!"

    Seems to be requesting anal penetration, indeed.

    Isn't that supposed to be called "sodomy"?

  • ok 9th and 10th.

  • 8th?

  • wtfail... besides how did you film an elephant! im calling this animal cruelty

  • Next youtube celebrity.

  • Where did you get that monkey?! I have one just like it and have no idea where it came from

  • Is this a request for anal penetration?

  • fourth

  • First!.... damnit second

  • Hahahaha

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