Blotto Bros. Wine

[Goatmon]

hahHAAAAAAh... the french

[RMProdux2008]

I love my wine in a jug.

[MrBuch169169]

Sensibly-priced at a dollar a jug.

xD

[MRRJD2]

Orson Welles could sale wine to a person, who peculiarly doesn't care for wine.

[brainburrito]

MAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHHH the French

[OniLink977]

Why does his head get huge at the end?

[ElongatedVowels]

@OniLink977 That's just his neck/chin fat.

[MaleficDan]

actually he made the wine disappear...

[KongoXIIV]

$1 a jug? That's like...65p a jug here or something...Damn, who cares what it tastes like, that's one HELL of a cheap way to get heavily drunk!

[MrLunitunz]

@KongoXIIV The funny thing is, if it existed people would be buying it.

[pytko3]

"Oh Yyeeesss!  It's even better when you're drunk!"

[SmashLiXs]

I AM DRUNK, YOU DON't HAVE AN EXCUSE

[martianmister]

He is the Joker of wine industry

[denson123123]

press 9 for dick

[KaiserVadin]

@denson123123 ?

[vgcatsfan1]

arcadia merlot

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

Orson Welles can do anything.

Radio, movies, commercials, alcoholism...

[chance531]

i guess that makes your alchoholic dad a magician then

[highwaykid270]

press 8 foe "I dissapear

[bunrboy]

Mum! get me 12 cases of it!

[MondoMiniman]

Its the brain from pinky and the brain.

[XXXEnthusiast]

Press 6 for a little magic.

[BikouTenma]

Is he the same guy who voiced the Brain in Pinky and the brain?

[Villaking1337]

@BikouTenma Yesh

[BikouTenma]

@Villaking1337

I thought so :)

I miss that show

[nerdydesi]

@BikouTenma Yes!

[Pooptality]

Keep pressing 9 for your all your gay fantasies come true.. :D

[MartinPerssonDotName]

Makes me want to buy wine.

[PufferBluntman]

How about a magic trick?

[EponymousKid]

And, see, Orson Welles was also a magician, so... yeah.

[PestigeKelpone]

My dad is magical

[GrassValleyGreg]

Maurice LaMarche is the man.

[DonZabu]

Never has shaming a beloved movie icon been so much fun.

[Shanemagi]

Well technically, he made the wine disappear. To make the JUG disappear, he would have to eat the jug too. Glass doesn't do too well on the digestive tracks...

[Agent1W]

@Shanemagi You look at Orson Welles and you'd think he would have quite the stomach for that, lol.

[garysnail123]

Make the jug disappear? What was he planning, was he gonna eat the jug too?

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

That makes me a magician.

[sluggo06]

Is this how orseln Welles talked?

[evilgreenranger1]

@sluggo06 His speech pattern was almost exactly the same, but his voice was a little bit deepr in real life. However, the actor playing him, Maurice LaMarche, does a pretty good imitation.

[AMOVIEGUY14]

19 people don't know who Orson Welles is

[wilson809isback]

$1 a Jug??? Damn!

[Utharas]

Orson Wells could sell anything.

[nAtespOOny]

THe Brain?

[Villaking1337]

That's the same voice actor as Brain from Pinky and the Brain :o

[crty81]

Maaahhh the french champange has always been celebrated for it's excellence. There is a California champange by Paul Masson inspired by that same french excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and like the best french champagne it's vimtage dated. Cut!! Damit Orson how many magic tricks did you do before the shoot??? Classic but don't judge by shitty wine commercials watch Citizen Kane.

[HyperSonicSquall]

i might be a touch ignorant but isn't it only called champagne if it comes from the champagne region of France?

[crty81]

@HyperSonicSquall Hmm that makes sense to me. The text was from an actual wine commercial Orson Wells did while drunk. Check it out type Orson Wells Drunk

[eruption257]

@crty81 Mwaaaaaah the French.

[fancykitten85]

@HyperSonicSquall Technically, if it doesn't come from the Champagne region of France, it's just a sparkling wine, but everybody calls it "champagne" anyway. It has become a common descriptive term no longer exclusive to the original creation just as the word "escalator" no longer refers only to a moving staircase built by the Otis Elevator Company.

[TheSanaeKochiya]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Catman2030]

it still doesn't sync right at 240

[theant1987]

wine at 1$ a jug? I wish!

[DrOktobermensch]

1$ for a jug of wine? what is it that he sells? grape flavoured water?

[Gettles]

@DrOktobermensch Grape flavored water for a buck a jug? You wish! I'm going with purple kool-aid and bathtub gin.

[notmack]

I'll meet your moonshine and raise it by mixing grape drink with rubbing alcohol!

[rayblack2004]

@notmack hahahaha

[MICHAELandJELL0]

BEST magic trick EVER!!!!

[ArchMadman]

if you put it at 240p then you get the full clip

[taterboob]

This is an example of one of those things that flew over my head when I was a kid, but is funny as hell now.

[dih70]

You should've seen the real Orson Welles drunk. It's hilarious.

[GamerX03]

Wow, the only thing that could top this was if someone teleported the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, and Chuck Norris all to one location.

[qrrbrbirbel2]

A dollar a jug? thats not sensibly priced at all, its a steal!

[EatGanon]

full of green peaness

[halowarrior1000]

Where did the jug go!?

[FoxPronovost]

Orson Welles: Epic Personified.

[SonicPinhead]

That would go great with Rosebud Frozen Peas and Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks, am I right?

[painlessissuicide]

so now we know how he got tanked for that Paul Masson commercial...

[Chrispat8]

Maurice LaMarche is a better impersonater than Frank Caliendo

[Urvy1A]

OH H*** YEAH!

[Chrispat8]

I know at least LaMarche doesn't use the same material over and over again.

[electric926]

Maurice LaMarche is an awesome voice actor.

[Thekingmyboy96]

Lol green peaness on the side

[LocoRico89]

-Acts like some Frat boy- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

[LOSTHOMEY1]

You know what would go well with this wine?Green peaness

[Jcolinsol]

We know a little farm in lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every spring, peas grow there.

[xSquiggumsx]

@LOSTHOMEY1 And as the main course, some raw Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks.

[mwells219]

@xSquiggumsx with some rosebud frozen peas. full of green peaness.

[MyFaceHole]

i will now make this jug disappear

(where did it go?)

well i know

IM A FIRIN MALAZAH!

[scallywag86]

kind of funny, especially considering Mr Welles did a champagne commercial...which after a few "samples" required a number of takes to do the thing coherently.

[ShockerXL]

Why is Battler trying to do magic? I thought he established that he was thoroughly against it.

[CartoonNothing]

Hell! I need a freakin jug right now!!!!!!!!

[CartoonNothing]

Rosebud frozen Peenis

[DAJ01]

*puts down jug*

"MAHHHHH~ the french...."

[freakofevolution]

love that Blotto Bros. wine!!! went to the dollar store and loaded up! you have drink like 20 bottles to even get a little buzz.

[chrismcallister2006]

a dollar a jug? HELL YEAH!

[Gettles]

You know you are dealing with high quality wine with it comes in a jug.

[ShawnB252524backup1]

@Gettles and when its only a dollar

[NotRegret]

A dollar a jug? The container must be made of plastic and the wine must be aged only a few weeks and be 90% water

[kiminokami]

And also come with AIDS.

[Lemoncode]

This wine also comes in boxes.

[fallenangeldemon666]

is the joke about making it dissapear...saying how he ws an alcholic?

[GeneralBunzorz]

He came back to life?

[Treblaine]

Pinky! You fool!

[Cazz814]

NARF!

[LordDoom10]

The Brain got himself a robot body. nice.

[Aurone]

I think I know that Magic Trick.

[ZombiezRCool]

WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

[bloodyblade24]

I will now make this jug disappear

[igrahamb]

oh poor Orson -- he needed the money.

[DanTF2]

Lol.ITS THE BRAIN

[ladyaleutian999]

The face he makes while drinking the wine cracks me up every time.

[lordmagicpants]

Professor Blowhart, remember me?

[lpfan540]

the brain

[ricpride]

I watch this clip everyday.

[ricpride]

@ricpride And I still do! :)

[Wireless1016]

@ricpride A rich, full-bodied life enhancement, sensibly priced at nothing a watch.

and now, for a little magic, i will make your bandwidth costs dissapear.

[Ryuukazi]

@ricpride I am this clip everyday. :(

[ShinySkarmory]

It's funny that, when he talks, he's just staring ahead and the only thing moving is his mouth.

[vmelkon]

He was blinking but it would have been better without it.

[usjets08]

good lord a dollar a jug that kind of stuff would make you go blind

[peepeevagi]

That's fucking hilarious.

Blind XD

[ricpride]

He's funny the way he drinks it. :P

[PrayersOfAngel]

OMG LOVE ORSEN WELLES! ♥

He is amazing!

drink Orsen, DRINK!

gotta love this show! ♥

[sirstrongbad]

I know a lot of people who do that (thankfully I'm not one of them)... now the REAL magic trick is making sure the wine doesn't immediately RE-appear!

[Gello70]

Wow, a commerical AND a magic trick, Orson Wells is better than Chuck Norris!

[bigM10231]

$1 for a gallon of wine? that wine must be crap

[Fecture2222]

Orson could sell wine to the last supper.

[EXRazeBurn]

O.W. could sell wine to a family of grapes.

:3

[xtweela]

chuck norris could sell wine to anyone...

;D

[genuis56]

Orson could sell wine to an individual who doesn't particularly care for wine.

[monkeyass116]

Unless he drunk it all first.

[Drouge87]

Orson could sell steaks to a member of PETA.

[hockeyplyr042]

@genuis56 greatest single comment ever. Reasoned and logical, yet hyperbolic and deigning to the majesty and tragedy of Orson Welles.

[Martinprima]

Orson Welles could sell Ice in New York Christmas

[holychaos3]

@genuis56 He could sell it to me, and I'm not even old enough to drink. :3

[Mizz2sexy4u]

i think its hilarious how they show VIncent Price as an crazed, spooky evil guy...lmao

[zackman86]

its actually orson welles

[Mizz2sexy4u]

ooohhh ok, thanks! :)

[BongoMaster99]

orson's the best

[seymourg]

And now for a little magic ...

[marioroxmysox]

I will make this jug disappear.

(drinks down the wine.)

[Sorantheman]

is it just me or does he get fatter the moment he puts the bottle to the mouth?

[Ganondorfdude11]

Muaaaahhh the French...

[Catman2030]

... Blotto?

[Jokester94n]

LOL a Dollar per jug. XD That must be some bad wine... But since ORSON WELLS Says its great, ill buy some!

[ar4yyyy]

It's even better raw!

[Killzor7]

lawl

[Metalhead7517]

Its even better when you're dead! I love that episode.

[Fecture2222]

This man is the best!

[saba0th]

GreatBritishTurd made him say i will make this jug laugh

[TheLizzard0]

WOW! It dissapeared right before my EYES!

[keith172]

That's magic for ya!

[mikiroony]

Mrs. Pell's Fishticks. They taste even better raw!! (and even better when you're dead)

[ZeldaDD]

You know, this show never did get enough credit while it was on.

[Mrpibbman]

LMAO! Loved the show

[Pvtjamesryan2]

A dollar a jug...

HAHAHAHA

Fucking hell

[sserpent21]

For a buck you can buy wine.

I bet it sucks at that price.

[EdOscuro]

How about a magic trick?

[VerySourLemon]

For those who keep talking about how Family Guy sucks compared to this (Which I agree with), I read an interview with one of the The Critic's creators as the interviewee and said that Family Guy is one of the funniest animated sitcoms he has seen so far.

[bennybagofdonuts]

One more reason why The Critic was awesome.

[EchoCannon89]

It's funny that people are arguing about Family Guy here; the first thing that I think of when I watch this is how great this was compared to the idiocy of Family Guy. This show actually had character development and humor that was clever and well thought-out, as opposed to the braindead gags and one-dimensional characters of Family Guy.

[ZachAttackAtLarge]

My good man, you hit the nail on the head.

[NotRegret]

Family guy's braindead humor isnt a flaw. Comedy is supposed to make you laugh there are advantages and disadvantages to all forms of humor. Low humor is hard to make orignel but high humor is more likely to be not understood. This clip is less funny if you don't know who orsen wells is for instance

[GreatestMovieEverMad]

That video clip of the moneky scratching its ass then smelling it makes people laugh, so it must be comedy. I would say "Family Guy" is one notch above that.

[sserpent21]

"You think thats bad, remember the time I drank wine with Orson Welles?"

Damn manatees.

[NGS712]

Echo: HEY! I like Family Guy, .  . . but this looks very good too. :)

To bad they don't show The Critic on T.V. anymore [damn American Idol watching public].

[IAMK0NATAIZUMI]

They show the Critic on TV still.

[NGS712]

IAM: I've never seen it on TV.

Where do you live?

[IAMK0NATAIZUMI]

I watch it on national TV. In America.

[NGS712]

IAM: Which station?

[Jukesette]

It's a cable channel called 'Reel'. They also have it on DVD too.

[NGS712]

Juke: I'll have to check out that channel and I assumed they'd have it on DVD [whether it was legal or 'bootleg' ;)]

[bollocksface]

Look at his neck at the end, it grows twice as big

[SkyPrower]

Now for a little magic, I'll make this jug disappear.