Ali G - Judge Pickles

[j0shissocoollike]

American law doesn't apply here? *cough* SOPA, PIPA, and DCMA *cough*

[Greenhornet270]

Five STARS!!!

[tellul8r]

Why is he looking like that??? Was this before he fully created the ali g character?

[rub3nski]

@tellul8r think so

[NSF1994Xz]

@tellul8r yeah it is haha

[gspsucks]

its not as funny when he interview brits. its funniest when he interviews dumb ass americans.

[ogfunk187]

SHAME IT WAS RUINED BY THE CUTS

[ppappixx]

TOP OF THE RANGE SAAB WIF DA LIGHTS AND EVERYTHING

leather seats, sitting on the woofa speakas, gold toof, UV lights underneath, big drum n bass coming out!!!

[dageezerboi]

this must have been one of his first ones..

[Letspreach]

Looks like he was thrown out of the pit stop.

[triple36DD]

No, you have to get legal...... :)

[liamMCR]

pickles lol

[Superegio42]

Ali G for President of You Tube.

[AgothInnCloth]

This judge did 40 years in prison haha.

[jimbohaha43]

@AgothInnCloth no he didnt..

[stephenpprice]

@AgothInnCloth did he really? i dont think he did.

[balluduku]

Wait wait... Where are the "bitches in the front, bitches in the back"?!

[RantNRavinFection]

he's like the only person in the world to ever wear Wu gear...

[hmwillhelm]

hey bro nice job editing out the jokes

[Yugz13]

Seems like this was his early days as Ali- G ?

[Silko3000]

@Yugz13 1:06...it's still him

[Tahlia350]

lol WTF. Was this like..... An old episode of Ali G? Looks like a home video lol.

[theguyfromvenus]

lol judge pickles is from sheffield or was a judge in sheffield crown court and was a fuker he would give u ten years just for lookin at him lol

[TheGOLDINKiD]

lol at the old ali g..

[007aaali]

RIP Judge Pickles, top, top man!!!

[yahood66]

@LoafOfPint-who am i t disagree with someone with a real good name like "loafofpint"! You're am alcoholic, clearly. Dic head.

[yahood66]

@gaozhi2007-he's a shit, like all judges! Anyway, he's dead! It was announced today.

[LoafOfPint]

@yahood66 Your uneducated comment is beneath contempt. Pickles had more class in his urine than you will ever have if your entire life. He had the balls to stand up to successive governments on their ludicrous philistine laws and called for tougher sentences on actual crimes. This pissed off the bleeding hearts liberals who want to believe that everyone should be treated as a victim of society, but he refused to buckle. We need more people like Pickles in this world, and less idiots like you.

[gaozhi2007]

this judge is awesome! super chill old british dude ha ha!

[monkeybowden]

Edited out the word bitch...?

usammon is a b***h

[GmanGregilla]

"When can you murder someone?".

[zeevikma]

How can u censor Ali G?!?!?

What's the point of putting it up on utube then??

[KeepThemInPoverty]

usammon you need to fucking die!! stop editing these videos, for fucks sake!

[hmfmi]

Wu wear hat... but I like how "Ali G" thinks ouside the box and always ends up raising great philosophical questions

[thelegendface]

Wow!!! Great job you have done!!! Go on with it....................Excellen­t performance!!! I'm Pakistani but I love to watch this man also as I'm great fan of Ali G.

[Projectrez]

When can you murder someone?

[SoldierCyfix]

lol the British people he interviews always roll with the flow, not like some american pricks

[bluejeanss]

british are much more broad minded

[suckmycaulk]

@bluejeanss i think it has more to do with him being an intelligent pothead with not much else to do besides sit around toking up and sitting on stacks of cash

[Tahlia350]

@SoldierCyfix Very true

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

dude this looks so shitty since he doesnt look like ALI G

[FarhadTv]

What is with the cutting of the video?

[rlinfinity]

he look like a pizza delivery man

[tomjah]

man.. If cohen feels the scene needs strong language... Who is USAMMON to cut it out. I DONT LIKE THAT....

[GusF]

Apparently, Judge Pickles' sister played Ross and Monica's mother in "Friends". That's fairly bizarre.

[dominat0r88]

seems like most people know ali g because of his appearance and not his stellar comedy

[vTupaczGhosTv]

it is ali g just has most of his things off like funny hats and his fake beard

[SteveGunn2]

Ali G actually brings up a really good point about the female jury thing. I certainly think females should be allowed on juries, it's stupid to think otherwise, but the PMS thing is actually interesting. Women do act differently when it's their time of the month, and because of that they could end up doing something they wouldn't normally do. Just food for thought.

[Tahlia350]

@SteveGunn2 Wow your a smart guy :D. Yes what you said is true.

Women act more on instinct than Men. Sorry but thats just the harsh reality. i have read lots and lots about the science of Females. Now that i said this a Woman is probably going to have a go at me, thus further proving they rely more on instinct and can't contain themselves.

[254fds]

@Tahlia350

lots and lots about the science of females...

sounds like you're talkin out your arse

[Tahlia350]

@254fds Sorry but it is the harsh reality. If your here to give me a hard time then I suggest you go to the math yourself.

[DansHavis]

That aint Ali-G?

[babyshambles93]

@DansHavis

yeah it is

just not wearing his usual outfit

[AnnAAngel1564]

i think the judge is in a pickle=hmmmmmmmmmmm

[morgandrim]

I wonder whatever happened to Judge Piclkes (?).

[AnnAAngel1564]

@morgandrim he lost his marbles or pickled onions

[ytzuigt]

1:40 he nearly lost it there

[vnpatriotpilot]

The Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which is part of the Bill of Rights, protects against abuse of government authority in a legal procedure. Its guarantees stem from English common law which traces back to the Magna Carta in 1215

[jackh7122]

jeez dont cry 'dazzagun' and before you piss yourself its only a youtube video im sure he didnt mean for you to get all emotional like a little girl. i think maybe your the one that needs to get a life? .......  yeah i think it is

[dazzagun]

why does the cunt who put these vids on cut them to fuck.... i think hes trying to be creative so its like him telling the jokes..... what a fucking looser.... USAMMON leave original genius alone and get a life.... try being a butcher

[gangstaI]

what the fuck is this editing shit. Fuck you.

[unkn0wngenius]

Where's all his Ali G gear? The headgear, the glasses and the usual clothes.

[dotcomfused]

iirc the Judge Pickles interview was the first appearance of the Ali G character on the 11 o'clock show back in '98. The more familiar headgear, glasses etc came later.

[sawyerbobby]

this was the very first months or something

[EdTheBadass]

very old video

[MetaKoola]

FUCK THIS edited pile of donkey shit. Die soon you censoring fuckball

[karma10pa]

hahahaha...............Ali G is the Man!!!!

[jamieboy06]

in interviews like this, canned laughter demerit it!

[mrhello111]

dis is oooooold

[mtatkinson79]

usammon - you do realise that when you cut them then the jokes are not funny at all.

[mymarkis666]

If he doesn't cut certain bits out, the vid gets taken down. He doesn't just watch this vid and think wow this part is funny let me cut a bit out. Instead of complaining how about thanking him for uploading it?

[Mohsin365]

who takes it down, ur mum? there are full Ali G videos on youtube, noone takes them down, this guy just likes to play with his little editing tools, it makes him feel like a proper film maker and fuks up the videos in the process.

[mymarkis666]

So you've never seen a video removed for copywrite purposes? You moron. Your dad should've spunked you into a hankie.

[oggleman]

judge pickles lol awesome name

[fingustis]

Lol If I ever broke the law in the UK, I would want this judge

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

lol

[buckfushes]

Cool old man

[lionofthejungle]

He shook his index finger. What a great guest!

[DjSammySamosa]

wow this one looks so old. he looks like a mix of borat, girarde and sacha.

[wrldeye12]

edited videos like this suck, what r u thnkin usammon??

[snowbdr04]

good post but usammon always cuts and chops up videos

[5pecular]

this is classic pre glasses ali g

is there more like this?

[mattblack77nz]

you think? Without the skullcap and glasses it doesn't seem right....

[Cortus]

The judge seems like such a nice guy !

[CaribouLou6]

Looks like a stoned pizza guy.

[Projectrez]

@CaribouLou6 lol

[doghartdon]

this was a early episode from about 1996.

does anybody know the date? i remember 1 episode where he makes a movie trying to save the queen. nowere to be found on the net. was on channel 4 round bout 96 when the show first start air

[ultimatumjs]

hehe the judge seems like such a nice guy

[drcarnage83]

@ultimatumjs Judge Pickles gave a lenient sentence to a rapist because he considered that the victim had been "asking for it"

[iamthestig1]

this is really funny. Ali G is just funny....

[xxCandyFlossyxx]

this is early Ali G lol, before the outfits were developed :) LOVE SACHA x

[PunkRockPat420]

lmao hey wait a minute" thats a non sensical question"--he catches on quick.

[iamthestig1]

of course he catches on quick. its his job to judge people, and say if they are guilty.

[australianproud]

thats actually not the case lol... the judge doesnt decide who or what is guilty :P the jury does ;-) ... the judge only decides what punishment will occur if the accused is found guilty and maintains control of the flowing of the court proceeding :)

[iamthestig1]

oh, right.....

anywho, I thought all judges had the long curly hair, like what they have in court.....

[australianproud]

nah, barristers have that aswell :) and its only a wig

[iamthestig1]

oh, right. :)

[impactplayer09]

actually the judge hears the arguments submitted by both the prosecution and the accused, and interprets those arguments to identify the relevant legal issues before directing the jury as to the facts and applicable law used in reaching its verdict. in some common law jurisdictions this solely the judge's role (ie. as the fact-finder in criminal matters), when the accused elects for a trial without a jury.

[australianproud]

that is called a magistrate, in the magistrates court, and the family court aaannnddd the High Court of Australia. which there are 3 to 5 judges.

[yengec86]

that depends on what court it is :) have you heard of common law? judge made law...

[australianproud]

that is called doctrine of precedent. and it is found in every course, and it does not determin the verdict. it determins the ounishment/compensation due.

[Drakeshields]

i dunno if they were edited before upload or usammon edited them. sux tho

[ododidit]

who is it that keeps cutting out the swearing out of these videos? it ruins the clip!!

some out of the cut pieces are not even swearing.

[Curatica]

I think it is YouTube who does it. Hypocritical American decorum. Bullshit.

[Adamprairie]

Usammon does it to all them. Youtube don't even take them down of there is swearing in them. E.G. "Niggerfaggot" it's a video on you tube funny as!!!

[nicefella89]

its that fucking usammon again cutting up pure genius, douchebag

[stuckinthought]

no glasses ali?

[lexmark136]

this must be oooold school... look at his cap!

[tidykris]

how much does sacha look like armin van helden in this lol

[kneegrow2727]

is this actually sacha baren cohen? must be old because it hardly looks like him..

[KingOfKingz911]

fucking hilarious when he was talking about the guy in the car

"Is he a rapper or is he a dealer,considering he never touched a deck or held a mic" ahahahaha

[ProfRogers]

this is crap. its all CUT!

[biowerks]

If you put some poison in a glass of water then that water has been poisoned. So just a little black ruins the whole bloodline.

[xenon6543]

why have the funniest bits that make the jokes been cut out?? like 'when she has the painters in' and 'bitches'.......ruined it

[staptry]

hmm..seeing what you have written it seems you forgot your meds today.

[illwobble]

So was this his first ever interview, or is there an earlier one?

[88776655667788]

yeah

[88776655667788]

ok thanks

[88776655667788]

apple pie?wtf, thanks dude that puts in all into focus. i see now that obama isnt black .

[88776655667788]

you said he wasn´t fully black, which is just as stupid. if we all had to take in acount our whole family background to say what we are, then id be a black white middle eastern too. but the fact is, im white....fully. just like obama's black.

[chetnikman]

Barak Obama, Is tearing up the united states under your own eyes. Get alive like jesus christ, your the people! goverment should be more afriad of you then people afriad of the goverment but with Bush and Obamas adminstrations its a police state. Obama is a pig, and so were all the other canidates endorsed by major companies. Go Ron Paul!

[TheBrutalD]

What kind of simile is "alive like jesus christ"?

Jesus is dead dude.

Plus, I support Ron Paul, but Obama was the better choice than McCain.

[xjesila]

Jesus was dead, he is alive.

[Borostiliont]

Or so the fairytales tell us, eh?

[atrainwillmar]

I actually agree with this dude. The stimulous package was a joke.

[aghneya]

you said he's middle eastern. he's not. the only possible reason why you'd think that is that his father came from a muslim family. you dont know what you're talking about.

what do you mean he's not black? he's black AND white, and most people see him as black. the reason why he's getting shit from people is that he's black... the white part is totally irrelevent in that case. no one thought that bush or clinton were muslims. can you guess what makes obama different? his black ancestry.

[aghneyya]

his father was from kenya, his mother was from kansas. how hard is this to understand? he has black heritage, and that is why some people are so "eggy" about him, as ali g would say. this is obvious, america 101. yes, he's half white, and his mother was part native american, so he's part native american too. he's not middle eastern; his father was muslim, but not an arab. islam is a religion not an ethnicity.

but obviously the black part is what some people cant handle...

[freedom3001]

Ali G is right about women in the jury.

[MetalGearXM]

It is Ali G. He has a hat on instead of a beanie and he doesn't have glasses on, but you can clearly see that it's Sacha, who plays the character Ali G.

[fultrust]

Is it really Ali G. cus he dont look like him but his voice is exactly like Ali G?

[BOOSTED04GTI]

DAMN HOW OLD IS THIS??? THIS IS CRAZY

[Martinwaz93]

This guy looked like he was into it

[HCLivess]

this must be sooo old, like sooo 1991

[WampRatHolocaust]

I love people who cite YouTube videos as evidence.

It takes a special kind of moron.

[sof567]

Aw, i really like that judge!!

[meegoow]

Who cares if Obama's treasury secretary doesnt pay taxes.

Who cares if most of congress doesn't, we must do whatever to government says, only they know whats best for us... HELL NO! FUCK YOU FASCIST SCUM!

[meegoow]

haha im gonna quote this, halurious and a documented fact =)

[meegoow]

BTW!!! If he is an Arab, what the hell is he doing running America, hes not an American citizen *rolls eyes*

You cannot run a country unless you are an official citizen... then also... wth is Arnold Swartzinwhatever doing governing Califonia... its Austrian!!! This is halurious! O_O

[meegoow]

Barak Hussien Obama is not black, hes brown and more white, hes also an Arab, simple as that.

[briantheman890]

ummm last i checked

kenya is africa

kenya = black

barack obama - kenyan

barack obama = black

[meegoow]

Obama = Arab, simple as that.

[briantheman890]

ive met some stupid people on this site

but you by far are the dumbest of the dumb.

Hes "arab", so what, religious views mean what?

hes an american, won the election.... and your complaining why?

beacuse hes not white? his middle name is hussein?

lol your pathetic

[meegoow]

Suck the fecies from my shit-ring, you degenerate, misleaded, brainwashed Obama Sheeple, go baaaaah a takeaway you fat worthless excuse for an experience in life.

[briantheman890]

someones a bit angry :(

[meegoow]

Its the true deal with it.

Unless you have done any research, other then sitting on your ass and watching Fox/Sky news... you shouldnt talk about it.

[briantheman890]

lol your an idiot for thinkin that theres people there laughin for the sound lol

[meegoow]

Wow your retarded, please don't have children.

[meegoow]

Btw thanks for all those thumbs down, if just goes to show how pathetic you people are, can't even let a guy give his opinion, pathetic lowlives.

[dminalba]

judge pickles is christina pickles (judy geller in friends) brother

[target555]

Type in "ali g innit" for the uncut version

[tradedeficit]

Very cool, the Judge Pickles was enjoying himself

[palatinus178]

wat is this edited shit??? damn

[juniosonga333]

usammon=editing cunt

[thedude1117]

is this during the really early stages of ali g? or is he just wearing different stuff in this interview

[JonathanCbush]

this was before it started becoming a really famous and recognised television show. His more gangster style came in later on when it was part of his regular television show.

[Ayrshirenutter]

it's from the ali g sketch that was on the 11 O'clock show in UK way back,back then it was a 5 min thing

,when Ali G got big he then got his own show and the 11 O'clock show replaced him with Ricky Gervais and we know what happened to him,so both owe their careers to that show

[bigboss1990]

dont freggin edit!

[iubiam]

The bit at the end where the judge grabs Ali's fingers in an attempt at a handshake was priceless.

[Kingofdetroit2004]

Most of the Brits that Ali G interviews never get angry at him.

It is usually the Americans that he interviews that get annoyed by his antics.

Just an observation.

[treskall1]

First of all at some point he got too well known in the UK. But it is true that less people are angry in the British interviews. It might have been presented as a youth program to them, whereas in the US he might have been introduced as a more ordinary program by the producers, hence they expected more from the interviewer.

Believe me, I have met both Brits and Americans. Brits are usually very belligerent. Americans are hit or miss.

[goldragon988]

This judge reminds me of a gentle, loving grandfather with a huge heart and the warmest smile who reads you bedtime stories. I'm so touched...

[spacekitten101]

Aww, that's sweet.

It's a shame the judge was actually a well known complete and total bastard.

He said that women who get raped are "asking for it", especially if they're wearing sexy clothing or black underwear. That single mothers get pregnant just to get out of jail time. He was incredibly controversial which is why Ali G chose him as a subject. He should have pushed him harder on his misogyny.

Google Judge Pickles, he crops up on wiki too.

[goldragon988]

Thanks for reminding me, looks are deceiving.

[saqib09]

actually the judge guy was pretty cool. I mean u'll expect, being a judge, him to get all angry by this....but hes cool. I wudn mind going to his court as an accused.

[oliv555]

haha thats an old one

[hg00021]

the early days... perfecting his character!

[rochedoxxx]

oh my god at first i couldnt believe that was sacha!..this must be one of the very ''firsts'' the pre born baby ali g..it touched my heart xD

[cypriotcook]

it was his first interview, i got it free in fhm when i was like 13

[Acemach]

lol his grammar's heavenly compared to the other ali G interviews =]

[Jay122333]

"that's, that's really a nonsensical question if I may say so."

lol What a baller!!!! :D

[loachendormi]

Can someone please upload an uncut? Ban the banning!

[makaveli087]

hah. Nice Guy that Judge is.

[stevehwan]

yeah he is. i plead the 5th. lol

[peroslowned]

this isn't sacha baron cohen