When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get mad, i dont want your damn lemons, what im i supposed to do with these, demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day and thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, Do you know who i am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons, im gonna get the engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down
hey cave Johnson i made a combustible lemon here's the steps 1 get a lemon 2 get caresine 3 pour careisine on lemon 4 attach a fuse 5light fuse 6 BURN THE HOUSE HOUSE DOWN
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons! Get mad! I don't want your stupid lemons! What are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" - Cave Johnson
When Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK. GET MAD I don't want your DAMN lemons what am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU Lemons. Do YOU KNOW who I AM? I'm the MAN who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!
COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
AnnaRoseFoglerTV 2 days ago
Lemons do contain carbon so technically they are combustible
gamers209 5 days ago
I love cave johnson.
Uchiha2727 1 week ago
This needs to be my ringtone.
kittykittynyaanyaa 1 week ago
Cave Johnson is an awesome character.
shibien13 2 weeks ago
@heartopener1234 you really need to play more portal...
Killerattack11 1 month ago
When life gives you lemons, You break those lemons and make superlemons o3o
xRandommagic 1 month ago
I love this
Acekiller54 1 month ago
2 people made lemonade
xxJdcfcxx 1 month ago
Can someone tell me how u made the potato talk?or how 2 make that voice
heartopener1234 1 month ago
"No credit taken, just thought I'd throw that out here."
HE'S THROWING THE LEMONS, DUCK AND COVER!
zattacks 1 month ago 11
if you take out cave johnsons voice it sounds like glados is having an orgasm
quentain1 2 months ago
sounds like a hardcore porno.
askingjordan 2 months ago
if life gives you oranges... make orangeade?
MrTeaandcookies 2 months ago
yeah, could you think of glados being member of a gospel choir? Now i am able to !
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN... with the lemons
milchprodukt 2 months ago
Lol this guy is awesome in tf2 vs saxton hale mode
fox110110 3 months ago
When life gives you lemons, go all fan-girl and passout
hollyleaf914 3 months ago
Is it wrong if I got a boner of GLaDOS's orgasm?
aryacool1997 3 months ago 7
In Finnish redaction course, I had to present a product and presented Uusi Räjähtävä Sitruuni... Basically, The New Explosive Lemon...
Claudia77130 3 months ago in playlist Favoris de Claudia77130
Hm... I officially love portal two... I mean I already did, but know I love it even more!!!!!
UmiMontagari 3 months ago
OMG GlaDos is having an orgasm there... o-o
Sasukeneo99 4 months ago 6
Guess we should call them...
(puts on sunglasses)
Lemon'nades
KeWLKaT234 4 months ago
Portal is just SO AWESOME.
What other game can make a potato getting excited about burning people cute?!
DoubleFoxTail 4 months ago 7
I wonder how hard it would be to make a burning, exploding lemon.
viscountalpha 4 months ago
When life gives you lemons start a used car dealership. (if u dont get it lemon is a nick name for a beat up old car)
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
roadkill123098 4 months ago
i dont know what good in lemon... why not orange??
MoshiMoshi93 5 months ago
When life gives you lemons..don't make lemonade GET LIME AND MAKE SPRITE
Daniels1999 5 months ago
Classic GLADoS
SmootieTheHorse 5 months ago
yeah take the lemons!
AsianRainbows 5 months ago
Lemons that start fire good idea
pcman1012 5 months ago
Now I'm gonna see if I can set lemonade on fire or just the powder stuff you get at stores
epiclyepic11 5 months ago
@hatsunemiku5156 burning people.....
RedWolfCid 5 months ago
@hatsunemiku5156 awesome. GLaDOS is awesome
darkanimegirl221 6 months ago
@Jasafarina what the hell? well ok then.....
darkanimegirl221 6 months ago
Why make lemonade when you can make orange juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it?
Jasafarina 6 months ago
Flagged as "epic game threat" lol
TheRealGeriBoss 6 months ago
This has to be the funniest part in the game
lol best game I ever bought... so far lol
SasoriAoki 6 months ago
Honestly, I think that this is an awesome moment for Cave Johnson.
SCRuner5h 6 months ago
NO! when life gives you lemons, YOU CLONE THOSE LEMONS TO MAKE... SUPER LEMON (apple)
MultiAnimate 6 months ago
this is amazing
250yzyamahamaster 6 months ago
2 people will burn. with lemons
3sonicmario 6 months ago
Who voices Cave Johnson? Sounds familiar
mjmjr2191 6 months ago
@mjmjr2191 J.K Simmons. He was the dad in Juno, and J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.
elijah620 6 months ago
@mjmjr2191 Spider-man's boss. (Kinda.)
PetersonZF 6 months ago
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get mad, i dont want your damn lemons, what im i supposed to do with these, demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day and thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, Do you know who i am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons, im gonna get the engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down
Explodingdust 6 months ago
CAVE: "I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
ENGINEER: "Alrighty, then! Erectin' a lemon dispenser..."
Biolizard4000 6 months ago
Cave Johnson: IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!! Me: (silent LOLs) Oooooohhhhhh-Ho-Ho!!!!!!!!!
TheShadowwolf67 6 months ago
I DONT WANT YOUR D*** LEMONS!!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!?!?!
usernamerandomness03 6 months ago
IMMA FIRIN MA LEMONADEZ000R!!!!!!!11
Pufinated 6 months ago
lemon granades? Lemonades!!!
SniperGirl1717 7 months ago 4
omg cool
M92FSINOX 7 months ago
GLaDOS:burning people,HE SAYS WAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!! lol,best portal 2 moment! ;D
crystalchell143 7 months ago
im going to burn your house down with lemons
gacfan11 7 months ago
glados burn his house down!
wizardking10 7 months ago
burn him glados burn!!!!
SaCkDudes 7 months ago
haha i dont want your dawn lemons wat am i pose to do with these
gacfan11 7 months ago
LMFAO
Demon218388 7 months ago
YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS!!!
invaderzimfan97 7 months ago
I Love this guy xDD
sonicthehedgehog3434 7 months ago
Second best line in the Portal series.
Sasuke12399 7 months ago
I was drinking lemonade while watchig this....PINK LEMONADE >:D
IcarusSkyler 7 months ago
Lemon + grenade = Lemonade
No credit taken, just thought I'd throw that out here.
Jacobstx 8 months ago 67
@Jacobstx i lol'd
mmyeahno 7 months ago
@Jacobstx ahahahah.... i saw what you did there....
Jakiladd 4 months ago
"Yeah! Take the lemons!"
microdamus 8 months ago
"glados almost have an orgasm listening to it."
Yeeeeeeeaaaah... "almost"...
SantuXD6 8 months ago
there is a combustable lemon weapon for garrys mod in the toy box
Rafamix100 8 months ago
I'M GOING TO GET MY POLITICIANS TO MAKE A LEMONPARTY
heyitsfp 8 months ago
Must...resist...quote from...When Harry Met Sally.
wildrook 8 months ago
1 person deserves to have their house burned down.
midnightpariah 8 months ago
@midnightpariah
WITH LEMONZ
PlayingPlayStation 7 months ago
is he talking about his engineers from TF2??lool
blazzing4321 8 months ago
Yeah take the lemons
EliteTHChannel 8 months ago
It seems that only 1 person got his/her house burned down with combustible lemons.. and 189 got to watch
dorkatron525 8 months ago 3
hey cave Johnson i made a combustible lemon here's the steps 1 get a lemon 2 get caresine 3 pour careisine on lemon 4 attach a fuse 5light fuse 6 BURN THE HOUSE HOUSE DOWN
painherts 8 months ago
I have a feeling combustible lemons is the first thing GLaDOS worked on after Chell left.
TheBob4356 8 months ago 48
"Yeah! Take the Lemons!"
TheBatchingis 8 months ago
BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
DeviDecay 8 months ago
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KharonxD 9 months ago
@KharonxD cool.
mikasasaka 8 months ago
OOOOHH I LIKE THIS GUY
Henpups 9 months ago
CAVE JOHNSON PLUS LEMONS EQUALS LEMONERGY (POWERTHIRST)
YuichiTaira 9 months ago
Why do everyone go on about the whole orgasm thing lol.
Luxai 9 months ago
Glados just orgasm'd lol
magictouch115 9 months ago
Cave Johnson was the first man who gived orgasm for a potato
someonewithbrain 9 months ago
Oh I just cut them in half and shove them in life's eyed
aubreevevo 9 months ago
*Every quote from the video*
SuperMario1611 9 months ago 3
1 dude got his house burned down...by lemons
abcdefg18000 9 months ago 3
Lemon-Nades.
BURN YUR HOWSE DAYOWN. WITH ASIAN NADES.
Travaillons 9 months ago
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RiddlesSA 9 months ago
lemon + grenade= lemonade :D
WarriorDragon567 9 months ago 62
@WarriorDragon567 We know what to do now when life gives us lemons.. make Incendiary Lemonades! Cave Johnson would be proud of you.
CosmicTerminal 5 months ago
YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS
UNF UNF UNF
ShadowImperials 9 months ago
is, that a potato?
TheHolyChedar 9 months ago
@TheHolyChedar Yeah. It's something in the story
MrBunnsy0 9 months ago
You know in the end he does end up making lemon nade...
Kjakings 10 months ago
Lmao!
cre105 10 months ago
Potato's orgasm... Thats how it looks like!
Nahakieri 10 months ago
"BURNING PEOPLE! He says what we're all thinking!!" lol
1991123ihatethissite 10 months ago 5
One person got lemons from life.
Jhairus 10 months ago
I want this on a poster, and frame it and then hang it on my wall :3
InF4m0uS321 10 months ago
Omg I was jack off to glados having an orgazm lol
ampboiflorida 10 months ago
Burning people! he says what we are all thinking!
gidioter 10 months ago
I typed in google GlaDOS orgazm AND FOUND THIS!
gidioter 10 months ago 4
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons! Get mad! I don't want your stupid lemons! What are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" - Cave Johnson
LordPenguin7485 10 months ago 2
No dislikes epic
Farrywind 10 months ago
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SmartZOMBIEbug 10 months ago
take the lemons! it's not spam lol
SmartZOMBIEbug 10 months ago
J Jonah Jameson, alive and kicking, I see. xD
Rainb0wWarri0r 10 months ago
HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING!!
pridekeeper 10 months ago
When Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK. GET MAD I don't want your DAMN lemons what am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU Lemons. Do YOU KNOW who I AM? I'm the MAN who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Slodengo 10 months ago
Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
kmyalxe11 10 months ago
Lemon + grenade = Lemonade
mind = blow
VictorFreitasRocha10 10 months ago 36
glados is gettin all horny LOL
BountyHunter500 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i made a song with this quote :D check it out on my page
SceneXtube 10 months ago
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
best quote in the game
Falcon843 10 months ago
Im nao gonna take a potato and color what GLaDOS looks like with a sharpie.
DrewDrawDrawnMiki 10 months ago
Priceless
maidokilla 10 months ago
Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!
Winsucker 10 months ago
@Winsucker Why the fuck did you do that?
Mavz0r 10 months ago
e_o... w...t...h... that was too awesome to be described
SuperLibr8r 10 months ago
This is the best inspirational talk I've ever heard
DWSimmy 10 months ago 4
i wish glados would take my lemons ;_;
Nippon709 10 months ago 7
Burning people! GLaDOS's favorite thing! :3
KawaiiKarissa 10 months ago 2
this 4th of july im gonna put firecrackers in a lemon and give it to cave johnson
SamZucchini 10 months ago 7
YEAH
TAKE
THE
LEMONS
DaMaddog2882 10 months ago 3
FIGHT THE POWER....THE LEMON POWER!!!
ChronosTrigger 10 months ago
"IM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" lol, just awesome.
codenamegamma 10 months ago 97
@codenamegamma BAKIN' CORN CAKES
thewolfPrince 10 months ago
If it weren't for the poster's attempt at humor by saying glados is having an orgasm, I'd repost this on my facebook.
Linkman81 10 months ago 121
@Linkman81 you can change what the description says in facebook, you know. Just saying.
zerothought 10 months ago
OH YEA YEA OH YEA ROBOT JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
awesomelyludicolo 10 months ago