Pleasure Coach Bob Patrick's ULTRAmassage Part 1. Bob's on Tosh.0

[ackeeee1]

He must be the most ripped 63 year old I've ever seen :D

[XxHearse13xX]

@Muffin761 STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT!!!!!

[drgiggles1012]

D:

[bezerkwolf]

I'm at the weird part of youtube again...

[kirbycamille]

that looks like it feels amazing!

[pycckuu911]

more like ultra gay

[RogueCrockett]

this is the funniest gay thing that i have watched so far XD

[dylee79]

i dont really understand the move at 2:44

[KoolanPink]

haha yeaaa thumbs up if you saw him on tosh.o :D

[rubyqueen27]

nice adjustment at 2:48 lol

[2322140]

with an happy ending

[petrovichization]

I think I saw Bob's boner.

[ezra245]

This is the gayest thing I've ever wished someone would do to me

[erikpilon]

The song is the only thing making it seem gay.

[erikpilon]

It's not gay if you're not thinking about his cock in your mouth while he does it. I sure in hell would be asleep if someone did this to me.

[jcesar2]

am i gay if i liked this???

[nsted2ba]

this would be less gay if they just banged lol

[gintroubad]

Balls don't touch.

[davidjonathan29]

Se ve muy relajante y placentero. ¿dónde atiendes?, me gustaría recibir un masaje así.

[bigdanbear]

This is all about relaxing and treatment of the body, not porn people. I have done this to men and women. The master has to meditate also. To help with energy flow. Blood flow and well being. It is NOT GAY! It is fixing a stressed body and mind.

[hotdrumchick]

I bet that feels really good!

[orangeprincessify]

hmm that looks relaxing

[stargazer0514]

lol. what was he trying to massage at 2:47

[danimal4202danimal]

Wasn't this guy on Tosh.0?

[MegaSlickster]

I bet this guy makes an excellent living doing these massages, only if we new

[musclecrush]

That relaxed me just watching it. What a wonderfully intense massage.

[scooman]

Looks like it might feel good. I don't think that I could handle the old dude rubbing on me though.

[seanct82]

@Muffin761 I'm gay and this shit too gay even for me! LMFAO

[jeepgayguy]

very homoerotic! don't know how either of them kept from popping a woody.

[harlowcordy]

why does the guy massaging him have to be in his under wear ? just wondering

[darkanser]

@harlowcordy Because it's YouTube....;-)

[petrovichization]

@harlowcordy So that clothes wont get in a way or so that clothes dont harm the patient. But I do however want em both to be naked, SO MUCH TEASE.

[NachitoVnzla]

guy with white hair looks like ralph lauren... :P both have good bodies.

[prender11]

like a hot anderson cooper lol

[ERAUPRCWA]

@prender11 "hot Anderson Cooper", but Anderson Cooper is hot, can't think of the word...

[Egyzoz]

@TheIncognito62 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

[MrISADEO]

It doesn`t necessarily has to be gay. This technique might be the closest thing to what they used to do in either greek or roman times. Of course to us it looks like something gay. Would I get one?... Yeah, I think I would.

[g0dbel0w]

@MrISADEO Yeh because we all know how Romans were famous for being not gay.

[gonnaimplode]

okay, some of that was just too much. but the serious massage parts actually did look really relaxing.

[Pic929]

I found this really hard to masterbate to

[jeepgayguy]

@Pic929 AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[thegiftedmedia]

You know, women are just not strong. Sometimes you need a man giving you a massage. It's true.

[habecske]

@thegiftedmedia this is not true. I am a massage therapist and as I massage men 90% and women 10%. After a couple of years I became sometimes too strong for women. And the biggest men are making compliment how nicely strong I am. And anyways it`s not about being very strong or not, is about the technique. I can lean on you with full body force and it will not hurt, but can bruise You with one finger because I am strong. And how about those tiny Thai women who are almost breaking You into half?

[LutMejiaJ]

im not gay but i want a massage like this. but with underwear on.

[TheEasternStandard]

I think I'd be okay with most of it for such a goddamn good massage.

[D3rrK]

This is hot.

[grahepo]

wow, sure could use a massage like that

[jackwrslr]

I would love to have some sessions with him.

Extremely hot.

[xxdylanxx135]

Ill be honest and i swear on everythingim not gay but besides him touching my ass or gettin to close to my privates this looks really relaxing.

[Ranour]

@xxdylanxx135 It's ok to admit you're gay. We're not going to judge you. So you want to roll around with a half naked old man...that's fine...whatever floats your boat.

[HalsoftL]

@xxdylanxx135 Gay

[datskrilla]

@xxdylanxx135 thats a sign of being GAY

[MrTheFroop]

I don't really foresee myself paying a guy that looks like my old camp counsellor to strip mostly naked and grab my nipples while rubbing my ass with his muscles, any time soon.

[MuscularDad60]

@MrTheFroop - then you lose! It shouldn't make a bit of a difference what the man looks like - as long as it's a man - he knows,obviously, what makes another man feel incredible. And you're not a bit self conscious around another man - you each have the same body parts. But I've had similar massages/bodywork, and the feeling you leave with cannot adequately be put into words, but if you want to judge it without experiencing it, then go right ahead.

[olderloverxx]

yes please bob.....

[yungfamous21]

It's like I can feel the massage 

[anoziraflaminghot]

that would feel amazing while on ecstasy...

[StarlightPr0ductions]

the music was perfect

[lolsexolol]

*.* hot <3

[StarlightPr0ductions]

I love how the young guy just takes it by the old man...

[AnuxeL]

That guy is freaking ripped

[Beccabites001]

Why does he have to be in his underwear too? I dont understand.

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

I find this easy to fap to. XD

[Mappy48]

LMFAO

This is the gayest thing he ever watched that really funny

[iriji1]

The young guy is cute <3

[benarutos]

@iriji1 by the looks of it he's taken

[brindle04]

mhhmmm



[andybertibloed]

Most erotic massage ever seen, great :-))

[floradummy098]

How did i get here from "fat guy falls over" ???

[borderboppin]

ultra gay. lol



[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

I'm a woman, and I want a massage from him!  o.O or a lesbian with equal skill...

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 Same here! I wonder if he takes female clients? I have knots in my back that only a two hundred pound gay muscle daddy could even hope to deal with.

[silvianraccoon]

Thumbs up for Tosh.0!!!

[OMN1DYN4M1X]

Still not as gay as Twilight

[avalantine4u]

I'm pretty sure he was planking on that guy at one point.

[Aivottaja]

When I woke up this morning, I had no idea I'd watch a buff Leslie Nielsen lookalike star in softcore gay porn..

[Dudeawesome1000]

Also, why the hell am I watching this?

[Wolf87ca]

1:51 he has an erection i swear, i could be wrong.

[cg1ty]

is this gay?

[Kindofshyness]

This is gayer than gay. It is so gay in curves back to straight takes are right into creepy and makes a stop at terrifying before continuing on into "WTF DID I JUST WATCH" category. I'm gay and I think this is WAY TO GAY.

[ScarSuperPredator]

Shouldnt this be on Pornhub?

[mstrshredder]

This is gayer than gay porn.

[zophot1]

gay



[tornoofo17]

Looks like someone drank a rufi colada

[TheIrredeemable]

Rick Flair?

[IronViking99]

To quote Patton Oswalt, "That's gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys."

[c0l0mb0r1cua]

Wow......the music was the gayest part.

[tigerchief]

man this is the most disgusting gayest thing i've ever seen 108 times.

[luchador1764]

1 person isn't gay.

[MrCombs234]

First of all that guy is ripped outta his mind! WTF? Secondly, I felt relaxed just watching this vid. And thirdly Im not gay at all but id let that dude massage me hahaha

[alexm7890]

Now that's a FULL body massage.

[odimonkey]

THIS IS THE GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

[3investigators]

@odimonkey I think you have to get out more...just saying.

[uNtouchable1337]

Maybe you should stop using the term gay, bunch of insecure little bitches, maybe he is gay, maybe not, read reviews, it's an ULTRAmassage for a reason, it's the best feeling massage you will EVER get, and in this state is not uncommon to get aroused, not cause of a dood touching you, cause of the feelings your body is sending your brain. derp.

[ilmerbaby]

the workout itself would be almost okay if the coach was wearing clothing... and not grinding on him

[iDanielxCx]

am i the only one who actually finished this? & you know the guy whos getting massage is gay because his nipples were hard at 1:04. :o

[musiqman203]

@iDanielxCx you an idiot...nips get hard wen touched gay or not...

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@iDanielxCx lol I agree he probably is gay, not because of his nipples, but because of the fact he was secure enough in his sexuality to let a guy do this. Male nipples get hard from cold just like women's. But yeah, almost all straight guys are insecure pussies about this.

[elrenato82]

That's too funny and another way not to get a boner when you have a massage. Lol

[OD533]

Looks like it would be awesome after a workout.

[boyoboy10001]

Couldnt they just got a girl O.o lol

[Huntergoody]

I find this video extremely hard to masturbate to

[Cannonball464]

Look at those tits!

[stratman123]

How else could Librace have gotten through those long concert tours without a kink in his neck!?

[iriji1]

I know people will give the guy a hard time for his life revolving a bit more around other people's sexuality than what would otherwise be considered normal ... but this guy should be commended for being as "in touch with himself" as he is. And by that I mean having a body any senior citizen would gladly return their SS checks for.

[qwckstr12206]

i cringe but also feel rly relaxed at the same time lol

[grungeyjessee]

although it might be gay, it must feel fucking great getting a massage like this.

[italianXnightmare]

@grungeyjessee maybe by a woman... id shit strawberries before i'd let this guy get that close to me

[gufsgrrrl19]

@grungeyjessee i agree...it seems kinda creepy, but looks like it feels effin amazing

[inplsartist]

@gufsgrrrl19 I know I am curious

[3investigators]

@grungeyjessee How would "being gay" automatically be opposite from feeling "fucking great" to begin with?  Just asking...

[superbannana5]

@grungeyjessee although you may be gay most men arent and dont want massages unless its from a bitch massagiing ur cock so i have to agree with muffin761

[MrBlackboy21ful]

@superbannana5 amen to that

[sbtbfanatic]

Wow, that is one gay video! How old is Bob Patrick? He looks unbelievably cut for a senior citizen!

[gufsgrrrl19]

@sbtbfanatic he's 62, mentions it on his website