Shall we recount Obama's accomplishments?: Bin Laden dead, Al Qaeda decimated, Iraq war over, Khadafi dead, America respected again worldwide, Don't Ask Don't Tell is history, Bush depression over, 22 months of consecutive job growth, Dow up 60% since taking office, U.S. auto industry thriving, 'equal pay for equal work' law of the land, a college education is now a right for every American, insurance co.'s can't reject you for pre-existing conditions-- I could go on-- so 86 ya shit bitches!
the only thing I didn't like was the very first joke... This is how it starts. Eventually, our kids will grow up thinking China is not to be messed with. Don't get me wrong, but when you have the president of the US laughing at a joke about the Chinese president having more say/power is ridiculous.
We didn't save China from Japan 60 years ago just to have them control us.. Whatever, maybe I'm just crabby but eventually, our kids will say China is the superpower, not us.
The Senate being empty C-Span jokes were good but they were also sad. Our congressmen and Senators really don't show up. They represent not us but the multinational corporations.
@plistiff i suspect most people would disagree with you just just saying SNL has never been funny. mostly because SNL has been on for ages and is extremely popular.
It's so weird. No one at that dinner except Gates and Obama know about the mission that Obama approved... the one that the world would find out about...
The fact that Obama laughs at the bin laden joke that seth myers makes... haha, too good! Inside, Obama must've been like "yeah... I actually know where he probably is and will have him dead or alive in a day or two."
Man, Obama is such a baller! Gotta respect him for this decision, even if you disagree with anything else
Seth Meyers making a joke about Osama hosting a show on C-SPAN, only hours after Obama gave the Navy Seals the Go-ahead to do justice on him. I wonder what he was thinking when he heard Seth tell that joke?
Joe Wong was better from last years dinner. This guy's delivery was horrible. Reading off the paper like that. Some of his material has really good potential though.
He and his writers are as good or better than the best shows running in the last five years.
The audience looked afraid to show any hint of acknowledging the truth with a smile let alone the tears of laughter on my face as I was doubled over in agony gasping for breath to get out another belly laugh at the expense of one pompous half wit political windbag after another.
Very telling that President Obama is laughing his ass off, & Donald Trump is scowling. Begging the question, do we really want a President (Trump) who has no sense of humor, no humility, no personality, and no real hair?
Quick. Someone call a janitor and clean the pieces off the floor left from Trumps Ego. Bwwwwahahahahahaha!!! What makes this sooo much more funny is Trump turning into a sad statue!!!
Thank you so much for posting this. I watched it live last night and I couldn't believe how good Myers was. And does Trump have a sense of humor at all?? C'mon... Myers is hysterical, and Trump looks like he's getting pissed instead of laughing.
There actually was no "campaign of Chester A. Arthur." Arthur was Garfield's running mate in 1880, they won, Garfield was assassinated, Arthur became President, and then failed to get the nomination in 1884.
this must have been the hardest crowd to tell jokes to
GetDropkick 1 week ago
you KNOW obama was laughing his ass off on the inside about that newspaper joke xD tried to restrain it but he was pretty fuckin tickled lol
HoneeMustard 1 week ago
Seth, you're funny and you seem intelligent. But every time you refer to a chimpanzee as a monkey (on SNL), you sound like a complete idiot.
vonijoe 3 weeks ago
22 months of job growth and a stock market doubled...Obama 2012!!!
Tikiman03 3 weeks ago
Bill O'Reilly : If I sit here straight faced, I avoid the risk of laughing during build ups and no one will know I don't understand the jokes.
adamJOHNNYUTAH 1 month ago
Shall we recount Obama's accomplishments?: Bin Laden dead, Al Qaeda decimated, Iraq war over, Khadafi dead, America respected again worldwide, Don't Ask Don't Tell is history, Bush depression over, 22 months of consecutive job growth, Dow up 60% since taking office, U.S. auto industry thriving, 'equal pay for equal work' law of the land, a college education is now a right for every American, insurance co.'s can't reject you for pre-existing conditions-- I could go on-- so 86 ya shit bitches!
AbbeyRoadkill1 1 month ago
Donald Trump is an ASS! He said that Seth wasn't funny and that he stutters.. I don't hear him stuttering..
TheRealRayeLynn 2 months ago
is that Justin Bartha at 05:41 ?
CoALOILgAs 3 months ago
@CoALOILgAs Yea I think it is. You will see the mostly random celebs at these things. He may be a big democratic contributor.
manwithoutfear05 1 month ago
seems like all you hear is "WOOO"
crimesyboy 4 months ago
He is so adorable
52sage 5 months ago
i love obamas face when seth made the bin laden joke. priceless
marschik2005 6 months ago
03:48 omg
Poptart956801 7 months ago
Thumbnail for this video looks like the trololol guy...
hazykce 7 months ago
Notice Donald Trump isn't smiling
Airgutter87 7 months ago
Notice Bill O'Reilly isn't smiling
Katrillionare 7 months ago
03:48 Hehe funny face
kunskap2009 8 months ago
03:48 lol
kunskap2009 8 months ago
03:48 WTF
kunskap2009 8 months ago
Seth Meyers, Setting Fires!! lol
davefs25 8 months ago
I have a huge crush on Seth Meyers, :D
AlexxENable 8 months ago
@AlexxENable so do i he super hotter
Jazzy98ify 8 months ago
@AlexxENable SO DO I! XD He's adorable! <3
zeusgirl13 7 months ago
I totally have somewhat of a crush on Seth Meyers.
kodatastical 8 months ago
2:29 ....WOW, what a nonchalant smile and laugh by a great Actor/President knowing full well they were going to get Bin Laden the next day.
He reminds me so much of Bill Clinton in both intelligence level and brilliant somewhat deceptive political charisma.
totalbliss1 8 months ago
the only thing I didn't like was the very first joke... This is how it starts. Eventually, our kids will grow up thinking China is not to be messed with. Don't get me wrong, but when you have the president of the US laughing at a joke about the Chinese president having more say/power is ridiculous.
We didn't save China from Japan 60 years ago just to have them control us.. Whatever, maybe I'm just crabby but eventually, our kids will say China is the superpower, not us.
Canadarm123 8 months ago
I have a totally have a man crush on Seth Meyers
zher7 8 months ago
Its funny because the next day they killed Bin Laden....
OMGitsAcoww 9 months ago
Damn I wish I could pull off a poker face like that
SuperWarking 9 months ago
RIGHT OFF THE BAT HE'S TEN TIMES FUNNIER THAN HE IS ON THAT AWFUL SNL NEWS SEGMENT........SURPRISED.
posthumanhero 9 months ago
@oxysean
It was probably the Comcast CEO.
greenpogostix 9 months ago
3:00 - cut to shot of guy who couldn't care less.
oxysean 9 months ago
That Chester A Arthur - Larry King joke was GOLD.
Jonathannovak1 9 months ago
XD Obama is just loving it! Seth is badass!
stsars13 9 months ago
Obama should be a stand up comedian if the whole president doesnt work out........he was funny as hell
nowell024 9 months ago
Good stuff.
pauseTV 9 months ago
2:28 Love Obama's face.
"It's funny cause I'm about to kill him."
MikKapper1 9 months ago
@MikKapper1 funniest comment on this entire site.
cherilynreimers 9 months ago
@MikKapper1 LOL, that's right, it was like the next day !! Crazy...
niaj4 9 months ago
@MikKapper1 lmao i've been waiting for a comment like that
1234blahluv 9 months ago
@MikKapper1 I thought the same thing.
averyellis 9 months ago
The 'party' jokes are very cleaver
tytadevosyan 9 months ago
Both were Hilarious, But Obama jokes were better.!
blackbarbiie89 9 months ago
HA - look at that asshole O'Reilly try to pretend he thinks it amusing LOL
Claronium780 9 months ago
5:15 Bill O'Reilly?
Vexeron1 9 months ago
The president has the best poker face 2:12
Obelisk2290 9 months ago
this was not funny the president was funnier!
agshomo 9 months ago
@agshomo nun-uh !
Claronium780 9 months ago
The Senate being empty C-Span jokes were good but they were also sad. Our congressmen and Senators really don't show up. They represent not us but the multinational corporations.
eqsmooth 10 months ago
"will I see you again James..."
chrism20 10 months ago
you guys are missing the most amazing thing about this...seth meyers, despite being a monotone robot, was finally funny for once in his life.
plistiff 10 months ago
@plistiff i suspect most people would disagree with you just just saying SNL has never been funny. mostly because SNL has been on for ages and is extremely popular.
vadstradamus 9 months ago
It's so weird. No one at that dinner except Gates and Obama know about the mission that Obama approved... the one that the world would find out about...
The fact that Obama laughs at the bin laden joke that seth myers makes... haha, too good! Inside, Obama must've been like "yeah... I actually know where he probably is and will have him dead or alive in a day or two."
Man, Obama is such a baller! Gotta respect him for this decision, even if you disagree with anything else
cvn1e 10 months ago
@cvn1e I agree. Obama made the right call on Bin Laden.
xleax 10 months ago
He is sooo funny... And who doesn't love mocking Donald Trump for 5 straight minutes??:)
registered4japan 10 months ago
i wounder what obama was thinking when he mentioned osama
flsimx 10 months ago
Why was Trump invited to this event?
gdcat777 10 months ago
@gdcat777 I think the Washington Post invited him for some reason. Shame on them.
headman844 10 months ago
@gdcat777 So that he could be the target of the President's epic trolling.
IncredibleGoliath 10 months ago
You see that smile at 2:29? He's thinking, "It's funny because he's about to die."
phillyphanatic1830 10 months ago
@phillyphanatic1830 Awesome.
thirtythreeflavors 10 months ago
5:44 Abe Lincoln!
sriramsrikumar 10 months ago
@smashbro, agreed! He had a look like, "I just gave the order to kill that mo fo, ha ha ha"
yahudog2 10 months ago
when I first saw this I thought Obama was laughing hard at the osama joke but I blew it off turns out he just approved his death!
smashbro35 10 months ago
@smashbro35 hahha i thought the same!!
casablanca55555 10 months ago
and obama is like, i got that osama bitch
bigfro92 10 months ago
Awesome
Kantace 10 months ago
2:29
Right after the Bin Laden Joke.
You poker-faced motherfucker.
juggernaut1990 10 months ago
@juggernaut1990 HAHAHA
talons12345678910 10 months ago
@juggernaut1990 yeah that was great! GREEN LIGHT SEALS!
EvolvedParadigm 10 months ago
I laughed out loud at the "lowest tranche of a CDO" part.
brousbrous 10 months ago
Seth was great. Funny timing on the Osama joke.
Graydondrummer 10 months ago
Kinda bombed.....
01reyaz 10 months ago
@01reyaz what video did you watch? he killed it and the entire audience was rolling save Trump.
unputer 10 months ago
Why is he so funny when SNL is so bad???
anthonyigo 10 months ago
DANG! I love it at 2:30 where Obama laughs at the bin Laden joke.
**creepy**
dawnonyou 10 months ago
Later Obama fired Bin Laden from C-Span with fire.
undocumentedspot 10 months ago
Seth is good here and writing political skits for SNL but all the rest of his writing for SNL falls flat.
75630KaraokeStar 10 months ago
part 1 with meyers was not funny AT ALL!
lambsquad17 10 months ago
He KILLED it.
TheTomtah 10 months ago
lol
SEALsixREDCELL 10 months ago
After that bin Laden joke you can almost here what is running through Obama's head: "Boy, do I have a surprise for you guys."
Spunty1751 10 months ago
"is funny cause i'm about to kill him" Stephen Colbert
Carlosmashiado 10 months ago
nice bin laden joke
masterkayaki 10 months ago
2:16 after that joke you can see obama face is like, I just killed that fucker lol..
SimpleAaron 10 months ago
Awesome! Thanks for posting this.
ominousred 10 months ago
2:30 obamas like "ha ha ha. you dont even know, i got this shit on lock"
SimonSays012 10 months ago
stephen colbert.....i know he shoulda been there, you know, we all know it.
blckjade05 10 months ago
2:24 ... pretty sure thats defense secretary Bob Gates at right laughing his fucking ass off ... bet this one feels good for him
DWest512 10 months ago
"Rick Sanchez you are gone but you are forgotten."
estanchfield 10 months ago
Oh God, that Bin Laden joke... if only you had known Seth, if only you had known...
islezeus 10 months ago
@islezeus I know, and apparently Obama did was alerted at some point during this dinner, so maybe he knew and smiled along anyhow.
jerryhello100 10 months ago
lol osama joke, and obama knew that they were gunna get him the next day
Dudebot58 10 months ago
haha 2:25
little did he know...
ZachsZone 10 months ago
Obama just sent the SEALS to pop before the dinner looooooooooooooooool
suothparkfan 10 months ago
ALL THE AWARDS!
BananaSorbet11 10 months ago
No dick jokes?
Surreal200 10 months ago
2:29 Obama is totally thinking "Oh, you have no idea...."
Parrhesiatic365 10 months ago
2:28 - "Oh, he's not hiding in the Hindu Kush..."
swords13639 10 months ago
Seth was AWESOME !
golfdude2007 10 months ago
haaahaaaa... most powerful/poorest country!
hazelnutclimber 10 months ago
2:29 "we got em!"
NDamerfan14 10 months ago
2:29 "we got em!"
NDamerfan14 10 months ago
I love these clips
FlentMan 10 months ago
The dinner was the day before that announcement.
jmy0466 10 months ago
I would like to see Anderson Cooper with his shirt off....
looker768 10 months ago
Whip Trump some more
Obelisk2290 10 months ago
Obama's got the last laugh on the bin ladin joke,
who's the man? Obama is that's who. hehe
sleepeasydubai 10 months ago
@sleepeasydubai i noticed that too, he was like, "oh yeah! nobody knows..."
vinylrecord1960 10 months ago
obama killed this shit
Gregd8888 10 months ago
I like Seth Meyers.
Sinriel 10 months ago
I liked Seth's speech but Colbert was just so much better.
pinkishgirlyXfilms 10 months ago
"Obama's laugh at 2:29 now seems to make a lot more sense."
OMG Obama is the man!
drgreez 10 months ago
Seth Meyers making a joke about Osama hosting a show on C-SPAN, only hours after Obama gave the Navy Seals the Go-ahead to do justice on him. I wonder what he was thinking when he heard Seth tell that joke?
janbakker256 10 months ago
lol as Obama laughed at the Osama joke he knew he'd already got him..interesting.lol
RavenBallerina7 10 months ago
HE WAS RITE HE WAS HIDING IN THE HINDUKUSH(region in Pakistan)... WOW
aniggnigg 10 months ago
Donald Trump looks whipped
TheVeronicaperez 10 months ago
@TheVeronicaperez thats a very good observation, i always thought his hair looked like a dessert like strawberry mouse
QuackersJackers 10 months ago
Is it weird that I laughed the hardest when Meyers was nailing C-SPAN?
It really is an otherwise useless network channel.
cukistcrispeque 10 months ago
2:10 = the reason they found osama
czechmix09 10 months ago
Bin Laden on CSPAN..lol Obama is thinking to himself..I know something you don't know.
President Obama is the man.
yikes1111awake 10 months ago
Love the Bin Laden joke Seth!
artvandalay1970 10 months ago
he hinted where to find osama bin laden!! ironic much?
Lori026 10 months ago
The red carpet outside was amazing. "Who are you wearing?" What does it matter? I'm going into a Hilton.
LOLOLOLOLOL Seth Myers is hysterical
jojoplaysax 10 months ago
Obama's laugh at 2:29 now seems to make a lot more sense.
GripTightThin 10 months ago
2:19. meyers got the joke in before they killed bin laden. :D
cartoondude99 10 months ago
Everyone takes their turn biting the lemon!
Cyberdactyl 10 months ago
"It was Assange, wasn't it?" LOL!
poisongodmachine3 10 months ago
I don`t think they left anyone out I had a great laugh at all of them but, Trump looked very pissy...lol
GhostsInMyAttic 10 months ago
hackin love seth meyers!!!!!!! ♥
ChloeLuvzSmallville 10 months ago
excellent , encore....
hvacrdude1 10 months ago
I LOVE Seth Meyers. He's so awesome!
lamunoit95 10 months ago
4:45 - 4:57 wow did he get away with that ?
Aikiaprima 10 months ago
"Rich Sanchez you're gone but you're forgotten" lol at 8:02 & I love the CNN anchor chick reaction.
LastlyMore 10 months ago
Like
darrenfrow 10 months ago
I have just gained more respect for Seth than I ever thought possible...
Mallen151 10 months ago
I'm not usually a huge fan of Seth Meyers, but I gotta say he killed here
AdrianHorn 10 months ago
this is very nice quality....... thank you
BrooklynNYC777 10 months ago
Thanks so much for uploading this.
malhombre 10 months ago
I would've liked to have seen a close-up (or two) of Dennis Miller - so close, yet so far. So VERY, VERY, far.
mediamadman747 10 months ago
@mediamadman747 My guess is Dennis Miller was rolling in the aisle, I can`t wait to hear what he has to say on O`Reilly this week =]
GhostsInMyAttic 10 months ago
Meyer trumped Donald.
Noncommonsense 10 months ago
He totally zing'd fox news
zukriuchen 10 months ago
Joe Wong was better from last years dinner. This guy's delivery was horrible. Reading off the paper like that. Some of his material has really good potential though.
TickleMeSilly720 10 months ago
I love how everyone is literally terrified of Seth and Seth is just smiling like a maniac. Fucking fearless. <3
bitterman188 10 months ago
that was brilliant! Seth killed it
seventydreams 10 months ago
HE WAS HILARIOUS.... AND HARSH TOO. AND I LOVED IT. DONALD DESERVED IT.
thrownover65 10 months ago
lmao...the guy at 3:49 looks hilarious
SteezylucKcomedy 10 months ago
Save those kittens Cooper!!
honeylove016 10 months ago
This was brilliant and took some major guts
jonkeating6 10 months ago
Well, if I can't HAVE brass ones, it's fun to watch someone who does. ;])
buzzclick500 10 months ago
This wasn't funny at all, and I really wanted it to be funny.
antifolkhero 10 months ago
We are the poorest powerful country in the world.
honeylove016 10 months ago
expected him to be funnier :/
irena2009 10 months ago
Holy shit, the NYT/Huffington party jokes were amazing
gerrronimo 10 months ago
We need Seth Meyers to have his own show!
He and his writers are as good or better than the best shows running in the last five years.
The audience looked afraid to show any hint of acknowledging the truth with a smile let alone the tears of laughter on my face as I was doubled over in agony gasping for breath to get out another belly laugh at the expense of one pompous half wit political windbag after another.
Bravo! Encore!
adamgreen222 10 months ago
Very telling that President Obama is laughing his ass off, & Donald Trump is scowling. Begging the question, do we really want a President (Trump) who has no sense of humor, no humility, no personality, and no real hair?
playwrite27nancyg 10 months ago
Man at 4:14 : "I DON'T GET IT."
samster317 10 months ago
Quick. Someone call a janitor and clean the pieces off the floor left from Trumps Ego. Bwwwwahahahahahaha!!! What makes this sooo much more funny is Trump turning into a sad statue!!!
jci10 10 months ago
Love this.
banditjim1957 10 months ago
pure genius
TViolin999 10 months ago
O Reilly gotta live up to his assole reputation he was laughin on the inside lol
projectmentalcase 10 months ago
The guy is a genius.
md991free 10 months ago
Seth got the Donald real good!
pitrescue 10 months ago
Thank you so much for posting this. I watched it live last night and I couldn't believe how good Myers was. And does Trump have a sense of humor at all?? C'mon... Myers is hysterical, and Trump looks like he's getting pissed instead of laughing.
Oh, and the CSpan jokes were great.
REMCUREBOY 10 months ago
Trump is such a shitbag. It's fun to watch him squirm.
evergrim 10 months ago
Did he say "It was Assange??" LOL
artno8854 10 months ago
Seth, you rocked. I'm still laughing. Taking down the Donald, was the highlight of the evening for me. Thanks
nowandagainX5 10 months ago
Now that's what I'm talkin' about! :D
bitterblue8 10 months ago
was watching it last night live and crying!!! Go Seth!!!!! Brilliant! Trump seething with rage - mission accomplished!!!!
williamsburginny 10 months ago
Simply. Brilliant.
roushanzamir 10 months ago
omg the hottie at 2:13
Socalsum41fan 10 months ago
@Socalsum41fan
You mean John Legend's girlfriend?
Hibbs4Prez 10 months ago
7:43
There actually was no "campaign of Chester A. Arthur." Arthur was Garfield's running mate in 1880, they won, Garfield was assassinated, Arthur became President, and then failed to get the nomination in 1884.
macarion 10 months ago
@macarion
True but for some reason Chester A. Arthur is always the go-to for jokes.
RandomPlayIist 10 months ago
This was great!
miraeuca 10 months ago