Has anyone notice that this day is close to the "day the world ends"? it is close so much just to keep us with our lights before it all ends. Conspirist Unite!!!!!!!
My favorite Uncle...Uncle Vince...carries a small flashlight on his belt in a custom leather flashlight holder he made! I can't wait until December 21st! Flashlight maracas for everyone!
NiggaTubeDotCom, I'd be surprised at your monumental stupidity, but other YouTube comments have already lowered my expectations regarding the average person's intelligence and awareness of the rest of the world. I might guess you were joking, but I see that you're a 53 year old American among whose favourite videos is a story about kids having sex in a classroom and a video of David Hasselhoff drunk. Very tasteful.
ÄLÄ LUE TÄTÄ! Vuonna 1997 tyttö nimeltä Lauren käveli metsässä, ja sitten hän vain katosi, eikä kukaan löytänyt häntä paitsi vuonna 2000 kun nuori tyttö nimeltä Mary löysi hänen ruumiinsa ja merkkasi hänen hauta-arkkuunsa tekstin "I wasn't pretty enough". Nyt kun olet lukenut tämän, hän ilmestyy peiliisi ja sano "You are not pretty enough" ja tappaa sinut. Jotta pelastuisit, kopioi tämä viiteen muuhun videoon. TÄMÄ ON TOTTA.
The revolution is HERE!! It's voting for a man who is appointed and annointed by GOD to lead this divided Nation... WHo is that man you ask, it is none other than Mike Huckabee.
Funny song! But I've gotta say that my newest little LED flashlight is amazing!!! It goes forever on a set of batteries!!! And when I've stuck on a trail in the middle of nowhere and it gets dark or if I'm exploring a mine tunnel... that's really important!
Some friends I met on a site called pubspa say it is a little strange. I met these friends there because we have the same interest - massage. We usually talk together. Besides, we share blogs, vidoes, music and games.
I think that's cool! December 21st is winter solstice: The darkest day of the year. I'm sure that you knew that when you picked out the date for our newly beloved national holiday. I think it sounds better than Christmas and easter combined.
heyyy people =), this is cool and everything but if you like really hot girls and really funny sh*t then you should check out my vids. =) Peace, for real!
I dont use a flashlight everyday, infact i prolly dont use one in each week, so why honor the flashlight? why not honor the toothbrush? day in and day out ur toothbrush works hard, and no one every gives credit where its due. where would we be without toothbrushs? wed be british.
I think you do.. all that enthusiasm that you use to keep your gums, teeth, tongue, etc healthy?? Well people can devolope gum problems just from brushing too HARD!! Not just NOT brushing...WHERE DOES IT END?
EEEEEEEEEERNT!!!!!!! wrong BITCH!! It ends inside of your uncle Larry's dick...because he always wears condoms..at least for your imbred relitives on your mothers side..or fathers...wherever Larry's from..and what a COLD rubbery death it must be..getting mixed with that condom lube.. FUCK you got coldblooded blood nigga!
Don't know how to spend the coming holiday? If so, I'd like to recommend a nice club named bigblackconnect dot com to you. There is a beauty jazzysunshine
we think we could make a channel that would relate to the viewer and would keep them interested, since there arent many channels based of Gaming Help, it would be a success to try such new channel
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let me su m it up brag. 2am i just hgo t home andyou are thjrowing around lights>? wt fd man oooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm o this is one of the wrost videos yutube had,. UFcking flashlights? r u freal? fucking neers gg
heyyy people =), this is cool and everything but if you like really hot girls and really funny sh*t then you should check out my vids. =) Peace, for real!
Or the winter solstice? We could celebrate that...
mrpanicy 2 months ago
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spike67 11 months ago
This is my most favorite day of the year.
Flashlight1996 1 year ago
Very funny ^^
Nohidaroh 2 years ago
whoooooooo flashlight day!
NotAdiiii 2 years ago
Awesome.
CrAzYcArNiE08 2 years ago
I will make sure to remember that
ocshawn1 2 years ago
I've gotta start celebrating that holiday XD
katuni08 2 years ago
what where you smoking that day?
satterfieldstudios 3 years ago 5
WOO!!! its flashlight day yet again!! !
happy flashlight day!!!
hbdino 3 years ago
HAPPY FLASHLIGHT DAY!
DubaiKidEuan 3 years ago
If there is such a holiday I would proudly participate. I got a few of them laying around. I love flashlights.
SL044310 3 years ago
aw, only two days till National Flashlight Day!
MissBubbelGumS 3 years ago
marty's so cheery, it almost makes me noxious lol
Ish55 3 years ago
I wish there was a Flashlight Holiday.
SL044310 3 years ago
There is. But not everyone may believe in it.
29spike 3 years ago
hahahaha...KOOL!
mizainab 3 years ago
Has anyone notice that this day is close to the "day the world ends"? it is close so much just to keep us with our lights before it all ends. Conspirist Unite!!!!!!!
bmh4lif 3 years ago
You da man Marty!
leathermastar 3 years ago
My favorite Uncle...Uncle Vince...carries a small flashlight on his belt in a custom leather flashlight holder he made! I can't wait until December 21st! Flashlight maracas for everyone!
buskyandme 3 years ago
wow and i thought the songs i made up were bad
zoosees 3 years ago
I'm already down with torch day. I have yet to hang one on a tree, I'll admit.
goodyfun 3 years ago
I loves you! Come sleep in my bed!
mybelovedsushi 3 years ago
Its amazing how british comedy is different.
This didnt make me laugh it made me cringe.
interesting
InnitLa 3 years ago
We totally care about what you think, I'm not sure its british comedy either
ktspaz 3 years ago
I think he's saying that he is British. Maybe I'm wrong though.
rafaravioli 3 years ago 2
rofl
nice. very creative.
ForsakenShield 3 years ago
my new fave holidaiie.
hey wheres the theme song?.?
:(
blondeatheart47 4 years ago
this looks like my 5th grade teacher 4 real
thehappybunny22 4 years ago
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!!WARNING!! FAGGOT
DanzDaMan8 4 years ago
Flashlight day rocks!!! Flashlights 4 lyf!
newzealandgal75 4 years ago
this was the first runawaybox show i saw and ive been hooked since. flashlight day rules
robdobbob23 4 years ago
same
newzealandgal75 4 years ago
me too!
romorules07 4 years ago
I love your red shirt dude! It looks awesome
Lolymus 4 years ago
By the way, comment to me on my homepage about your videos and ill share it with the world on my vlog and ull win a prize...maybe
robdobbob23 4 years ago
Nice vid, but I hope to God those are not your real glasses.
ADzim4 4 years ago
ADzim4 -
I'll always found my glasses to be rather fetching. You disagree?
Please subscribe to my channel!!
- Marty
runawaybox 4 years ago
yes, i agree.
ROCKSCHOOLKID 4 years ago
Marty - You forgot Festivus - for the rest of us! Now, you must wrestle one of your YouTube viewers in honor of Festivus.
junkie4vids 4 years ago
AND tell them how they've disappointed him throughout the year..
Monica878 4 years ago 2
and sit around a decorationless poll.
CaptnSC00BA 4 years ago
nice!
D10N1L 4 years ago 3
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booo
3mclovin3 4 years ago
Hilarioussss!!! xD
lazarushf 4 years ago 2
yeah...who cares that much about Flashlights?!..LOL
Evanprout84 4 years ago
hey, take that back
reneir0492 4 years ago
yeah!!! take it back. :P
ROCKSCHOOLKID 4 years ago
ok I will!
Evanprout84 4 years ago
um.....
peace♥♥
crazyscreaming 4 years ago
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KWANZA? That ain't a holiday.
NiggaTubeDotCom 4 years ago
NiggaTubeDotCom, I'd be surprised at your monumental stupidity, but other YouTube comments have already lowered my expectations regarding the average person's intelligence and awareness of the rest of the world. I might guess you were joking, but I see that you're a 53 year old American among whose favourite videos is a story about kids having sex in a classroom and a video of David Hasselhoff drunk. Very tasteful.
Anhelain 4 years ago
Owned!
sociologicstudy 4 years ago
this would be much more amusing if I were on drugs
schmudya 4 years ago
marty will you marry me?
romorules07 4 years ago 2
Marty - get a life
Crazycardfreak 4 years ago
nerd
newbornretard4 4 years ago
Flashlight Day is awesome! I celebrate it every year.
regularguy5mb 4 years ago 2
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fucking fudgepacker
29samet29 4 years ago
your such a looser...its a joke....
allforass69 4 years ago 2
wow samet, you need to take it easy.
PBSbam 4 years ago
YAY
homepie64 4 years ago
FLASHLIGHT DAY!
newjerseydevilfan30 4 years ago
is this a real national holiday?
laxplyr1982 4 years ago
Well it certainly should be! And I think Marty is just the one to get it put on every calendar in America!
DameEdithDivine 4 years ago
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fucking fudgepacker
OxBaker88 4 years ago
maglites sucks
reneir0492 4 years ago
I luv flashlights! Go Marty!!!
veggreen 4 years ago 5
@veggreen I love you too!
Flashlight1996 1 year ago
Flashlights make playtime fun!!!
GoodSpeedRocks 4 years ago
WEEEEEEE
HiredGoon94 4 years ago
ugh
carezzza 4 years ago
Flashlights rock my world!!!
jaysvideoben 4 years ago
id like to take a 4 d cell maglight to this dudes face LETS CELEBRATE!!
bnutzbcrazy 4 years ago
Yu da man, Martee!!! Your mom is hot!
benpace 4 years ago
I LOVE my Maglite!
miatagirl576 4 years ago
lol brill vid
thesnakedocter 4 years ago
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OIEEST ÄLKÄÄ LUKEKO TÄTÄ!!!!
ÄLÄ LUE TÄTÄ! Vuonna 1997 tyttö nimeltä Lauren käveli metsässä, ja sitten hän vain katosi, eikä kukaan löytänyt häntä paitsi vuonna 2000 kun nuori tyttö nimeltä Mary löysi hänen ruumiinsa ja merkkasi hänen hauta-arkkuunsa tekstin "I wasn't pretty enough". Nyt kun olet lukenut tämän, hän ilmestyy peiliisi ja sano "You are not pretty enough" ja tappaa sinut. Jotta pelastuisit, kopioi tämä viiteen muuhun videoon. TÄMÄ ON TOTTA.
n0bba 4 years ago
lol awesome!
teheehe 4 years ago
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HAPPY FLASH LIGHT DAY!
oops, I think I'm a day late.. Well, on the bright side, i just uploaded a "hot" new video called, PARTY LIKE IT'S 2099.
santafegrl 4 years ago
cool
tuber1conobe 4 years ago
yay flashlight day,proud owner of fenix,surefire,and novatac flashlights,HAPPY FLASHLIGHT DAY EVERYONE,AND REMEMBER TO CHECK CANDLEPOWERFORUMS.
reneir0492 4 years ago
that was so said
pamjam2 4 years ago
That... is... one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. Happy Flashlight Day. :D
ClefairyOfDoom 4 years ago 2
Happy flashlight day. (I don't have any.)
lunchbxv2 4 years ago
Happy National Flashlight Day!
acceptmealready 4 years ago
Happy Flashlight Day! (Mine work)
PeachesVA 4 years ago
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part of my only video was in honor of the video!!!! take a look at my profile its on it
olliemusic12 4 years ago
Happy Flashlight Day! :)
YoTacos 4 years ago
flashlights are fun, but check out postal pete
whrismnd 4 years ago
HAPPY NATIONAL FLASHLIGHT DAY EVERYBODY!! xD
Van3wiii 4 years ago
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The revolution is HERE!! It's voting for a man who is appointed and annointed by GOD to lead this divided Nation... WHo is that man you ask, it is none other than Mike Huckabee.
God's choice for President Mike Huckabee
Satan's Choice MItt Mormon Romney?
Choose God's Choice, Choose Right!
stavros333 4 years ago
hurray for flashlight day! :D
itsRACHELjoyce 4 years ago
Happy flashlight day!!
Animegamer04 4 years ago
Happy Flashlight Day everyone!
mynameisnotmaddie 4 years ago
4theworker doesn't like white pople. Haha...wait. What are pople? (o_0)
iwokojance 4 years ago
he made a typo! gosh! lol
sk8punkhaha 4 years ago
LOL! today is flashlight day!
Maddiewaddie96 4 years ago
haha. Great. Check out my latest video. It's great
pibi18 4 years ago
:) Thank you :) a good reason to smile on the shortest day of the year.
BonaDeaAgain 4 years ago
happy flashlight day!!!! WOOOOO!!
puppydog246 4 years ago
happy flashlight day xD
SKeaLoT 4 years ago
HAPPY FLASHLIGHT DAY! :D
NekoOfDarknesss 4 years ago
happy flashlight day.
NovaofDooooom 4 years ago
happy flashlight day!
thegamingchoice2 4 years ago
lamo hahahahahah
JLTRAIN233 4 years ago
happy flashlight day!
2b2a 4 years ago 2
marry me
willowpillow 4 years ago
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Then theres even more of a reason.
Scribble98 4 years ago
I would love to tap that.
Damn
Yes
loon65 4 years ago
lol
100MilestoSanJ 4 years ago
Flashlights sure are handy ! Check out the 2CLight - handiest of all
TORDesign 4 years ago
ferry gay
chickichowmein 4 years ago
Thanks Marty! I almosr forgot to celebrate Flashlight Day!!! Brilliant video!!!!
redshirt71 4 years ago
Funny song! But I've gotta say that my newest little LED flashlight is amazing!!! It goes forever on a set of batteries!!! And when I've stuck on a trail in the middle of nowhere and it gets dark or if I'm exploring a mine tunnel... that's really important!
blackturtleus 4 years ago
hilarious. im gonna piss everyone off with flashlights today
hendrych 4 years ago
you aren't funny because you think your random
babboonkill 4 years ago
ha this is awesome! so bonkers!
hey if you like FUNNY CHRISTMAS VIDEOS you gotta check out the one on our page hahahah
feemcgee 4 years ago
He says National Flashlight Day is at October 21. at 0:46 ... :S
Faentaass 4 years ago
i'm fond of him. i want to meet with him, he's super )))
kOwka311 4 years ago
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ScienceToWealth 4 years ago
This guy must work for Duracell.
Our forefathers invented torches for a reason.
JerenSor 4 years ago
Or he just bought stock!!
RecceMan90 4 years ago
its national flashlight day!!!! finally, i've been waiting all year!!!
tattoo8118 4 years ago
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nuriputi 4 years ago
fuck u asshole
needkan9 4 years ago
ur a dickhead mother fucker, i hope u burn in hell anyway every1 knows white ppl are way better then black u dickhead fuckfaced nob
FUCK U
needkan9 4 years ago
What's white pople?
misterstogy 4 years ago
Thanks for reminding me! I almost forgot
r4tmfan 4 years ago
Some friends I met on a site called pubspa say it is a little strange. I met these friends there because we have the same interest - massage. We usually talk together. Besides, we share blogs, vidoes, music and games.
frankinorhan 4 years ago
whatch my vids
ked9272 4 years ago
umm wow that was weird... not really funny weird but like just weird:/ How'd did it get featured?
Alligator2222 4 years ago
why would u invest in shitting on a person? even if u could, why would a person want to do such a thing?
TheWayYouThink 4 years ago
ALLAH AKBAR FLASHLIGHTS!!!
TheWayYouThink 4 years ago
ha ha, so cute!
mistearious2 4 years ago
adfadf
Mersayas 4 years ago
watching the first 20 seconds shouldn't count as a view..
highwaytohe11 4 years ago
strange
fennygreen2007 4 years ago
my friend's birthday is today, the 21st and I'm going to buy her a flashlight. Thanks Marty!
dj99surf 4 years ago
I think that's cool! December 21st is winter solstice: The darkest day of the year. I'm sure that you knew that when you picked out the date for our newly beloved national holiday. I think it sounds better than Christmas and easter combined.
tubeituped 4 years ago
you are adorable.......
very very adorable.
wow--just adorable!
loon65 4 years ago
I agree. I'd tap that.
BearBoi69 4 years ago
National Flashlight...DAY?? What the FUCK can you use a flashlight in daylight for?
Other than checking Marty's mom's PUNUNNY for lice, mice, dogs, what HAVE ya before really...wink wink..GGGGGGGGGGIVIN' IT TO 'RR..
lsdlacedwatersupply 4 years ago
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heyyy people =), this is cool and everything but if you like really hot girls and really funny sh*t then you should check out my vids. =) Peace, for real!
americanbadass77 4 years ago
I dont use a flashlight everyday, infact i prolly dont use one in each week, so why honor the flashlight? why not honor the toothbrush? day in and day out ur toothbrush works hard, and no one every gives credit where its due. where would we be without toothbrushs? wed be british.
dave768 4 years ago
You know what is the opidemy of SHIT luck??
I think you do.. all that enthusiasm that you use to keep your gums, teeth, tongue, etc healthy?? Well people can devolope gum problems just from brushing too HARD!! Not just NOT brushing...WHERE DOES IT END?
lsdlacedwatersupply 4 years ago
ur mom
dave768 4 years ago
EEEEEEEEEERNT!!!!!!! wrong BITCH!! It ends inside of your uncle Larry's dick...because he always wears condoms..at least for your imbred relitives on your mothers side..or fathers...wherever Larry's from..and what a COLD rubbery death it must be..getting mixed with that condom lube.. FUCK you got coldblooded blood nigga!
lsdlacedwatersupply 4 years ago
Haha, nicely done. Don't stop the rock.0
Seraph2020 4 years ago
um....
glitzylizzy 4 years ago
thats today!!!!!!
paulius101 4 years ago
boring
coolboy713 4 years ago
Hey Marty - your rhyming is right on. Nice scansion! Move to LA and make a bundle on PSAs!
AnitaPeron 4 years ago
more like national fleshlight day amirite?
HelloKitty692 4 years ago
Oh No! Rapist Glasses
RTardEntertainment 4 years ago
lmao..exactly what I was thinking.
youngconfucius 4 years ago
that was pretty lame...
NormanMatchem 4 years ago
I'm a Flashaholic, and I had no idea this holiday existed! Happy Flashight Day!
fixman88 4 years ago
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hitbeauty 4 years ago
If this is what you guys find amusing, I don't know what entertainment is.
JPhillippeMusic 4 years ago
OMG, this is hilarious!
Teaches me to appreciate my flashlight a little bit more...
beatlesfreak89 4 years ago
we think we could make a channel that would relate to the viewer and would keep them interested, since there arent many channels based of Gaming Help, it would be a success to try such new channel
its up to you gentlemen/ladies to make this happen
my guess...
wouldnt hurt to try subscribing
GameAnswers 4 years ago
let me su m it up brag. 2am i just hgo t home andyou are thjrowing around lights>? wt fd man oooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm o this is one of the wrost videos yutube had,. UFcking flashlights? r u freal? fucking neers gg
Kilowarning2 4 years ago
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americanbadass77 4 years ago
Happy Flashlight Day!
AJ31337 4 years ago
i love when my subscriptions get featured!
congrats, guys! excited for marty month!
cycostinkoman 4 years ago
This sucks assssssss!
MrsSmicks 4 years ago
my battery ran out
supertronmanZ 4 years ago
Excellent and I give a second thought, it is really reasonable to have a flashlight day.
xixi
phoenixBai 4 years ago
an omen?!
slipknotkerr 4 years ago
cool video bro, you look a little bit like the captain of the new zealand cricket team the black-caps his name Daniel Vettori
PatMowat 4 years ago
flashlights have a holiday?
Thats fabulous!
yoghurtmuffin 4 years ago
ab out turkey ın
erbayram 4 years ago
ab out turkey ın
erbayram 4 years ago
I'm sorry, but this is absoloutely hilarious...and he's ADORABLE. Reminds me of Animaniacs.
buddyboy80 4 years ago
Well, this is a one method of celebrating yule, lol :D
Matkamies 4 years ago
you are a complete faggot
guacamole44 4 years ago