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  • trolololol

  • ....

  • This is awful.

  • shit

  • So why is George W. Bush in here???

  • Lost it at "Leave Garfunkel alone"

  • This one isn't as funny as the other one I saw, but still funny.

  • gay and fake the real lyrics are better this is gay

  • i hear towards the end "i drive a dune buggy ba beep ba beep beep

    

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • shreddeded

  • sugar diabetes hhaha

    

  • lol i love the fake lyrics there so funny and thats what it sounds like and then i looked up the actual lyrics and i was like wtf!!!! there fucked up but still funny

  • what if you were at a bbq place and this singer guy comes beside you and the casheir says what will you like today sir and he say's......SHREDDED MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • wonder if he likes wheat...

  • hahahahahhahahahahahhahah!! WTF MAN thats some great shit!

  • Needs more cowbell..

  • @cameronj279 lmao

  • I love the shredded wheat

  • Best song in the entire world eeeeeeeeeeee

  • Shredded WHEAAAAT!

  • The band isnt ment to be a joke. IDK what gave you that idea but there not.

  • i still don't know the real lyrics.. but do i want to?

  • @Zandonus dood the real lyrics are fucking ridiculous s&m shit for real lmao

  • I like to dance on your... babyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! THATS WHAT I WANT TO TELL SOME WOMEN SOMEDAYS :/ LMFAO this double bass is sick as hell fucking seizure at the drums

  • ha hahahahahahahahahaha... I like to Dance on YOUR baby

  • the fuck?

  • lol leave garfunkel alone.

  • @DropDead2k who wouldn't wanna be? Oli Sykes is awesome!

  • LEAVE GARFUNKEL ALONE lulz X]

  • my farts sound way better then this so i think i will go and record an album.(seriously though,i listen to some really fucking perverted music,but this shit...is just shit! stinky,brown,redneck shit!).

  • Miley Cyrus is in the suggestion bar because she likes to dance on your baby

  • pause at 1:56 fuckin died in laugh

  • well it looks like 171 ppl dont like sugar diabetes

  • Garbage can drums.

  • I LIKE TO DANCE ON YOUR BABY thats HARDCORE deffenetily

  • Lol, I like to dance on your baby!

  • i believe at the end the lyrics are wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat not eeeeeeeeeeeee

  • yyyy the fuck is miley cyrus in the featured videos????

  • mejor que justin biebergas

  • I find it funny how Miley Cyrus is in the suggestions list. If this band, and her, aren't the complete OPPOSITE in musical endeavours, I dunno what is.

  • What the fuck man Waking The Cadaver isn't a joke, if you put this on here cause you like it, then why would you take the piss outta them?

  • This is fucking horrible..

  • Hitler didn't kill anyone.

  • @MantyMassacure maybe not anyone else with his own hands, but he did kill his dog(testing cyanide), eva braun and himself right?

  • THIS SONG MAKES ME KILL PIGS IN MINECRAFT.... for no reason.. :O

  • U mad 

  • 166 people got chased through the woods by Oli Sykes

  • i have diabetes. thats not cool..

  • breaded and breaded and breaded and breaded lmfao!

  • 165 people dont' want oatmeal now....

  • i found the lyrics of this song on google and now i have a question: where the fuck are those words in this song???? i tried to follow'em but it was impossible!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

  • Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist Tonight this cunt will pay. My dick will beat her face. Her life and her cunt are mine. This slut shall now see. All night on this bitch I release my piece. Yes. Yes. I am the man. And I will kill when I can. You can try to run. Burt your done. Run. Gun to your head. One more sound and your dead. Kick in your teeth. With my cock piece.
  • After raping and murdering someone, I always listen to Miley Cyrus.

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  • the walrus says no!

  • who is the person at 01

  • tell me why miley cyrus is a related video

  • Pig Squealing FTW!!!

  • LEAVE GARFUNKLE ALONE!!!!!!

  • this made me laugh. thanks

    

  • So not the lyrics. But funny

  • apparently miley cyrus loves shredded wheat -_-

  • WTF??!!!lol X-p

  • Literally

  • Nanna Knits To This Shit

  • Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!!!!!!!

  • Wow funnny this im eating Shreded wheat right now XD

  • @DynexGamers because theres a party in the U.S.A DUH!

  • why the FUUUCK is miley cyrus one of the suggestions?????

  • @DrG0NZ094 cus she use to be the old justin beiber.... everybody would dis her to the point of her being requested in everybodys videos

  • Breaded and breaded. Just like a chicken sandwich.

  • jajajajaj now i understand jajajaja lol good video maaaan jajaja !!!!!

  • WOOT WOOT i Could "sing" this whole Song ;0

  • inhales

  • so the band is a joke? lol 

  • @dinoloverXP No, these are not the real lyrics, the real lyrics belong to an Eminem song. lol

  • this is brilliant

  • If this cant wake you up, nothing will

  • BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED AND

  • this is fucking horrible

    

  • @NATE42397 its awesome!

  • This song is the shit

  • KICKED IN HER TEETH WITH MY COCK PIECE :D

  • worst song ever ;)

  • why the fuck is miley cirus in the sugestion bar?!

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  • @zenlives2sk8 cuz she's gonna be Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist

  • @zenlives2sk8 maybe because we all want her to be Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist

  • @zenlives2sk8 because she eats eats eats shredded wheat wheat wheat

  • @zenlives2sk8 Because if she were in the woods she'd be the one getting chased by butt naked me :)

  • @zenlives2sk8 Where the fuck do you see that?

  • lol i love the indian guy st 3:36

    

  • i thinking to my self what a dumb song then it started to grow on me

  • Tonight this cunt will pay.My dick will beat her face.Her life and her cunt are mine.This slut shall now see.All night on this bitch I release my piece.Yes. Yes. I am the man.And I will kill when I can.You can try to run.But your done.Run.Gun to your head.One more sound and your dead.Kick in your teeth.With my cock piece.

  • Sweet labial meat.

    Her inside out twat.

    Tastes great to eat.

    Dripping and slipping and oozing and flowing with spit.

    This vile slit.

    Will ghost ride my prick.

    Blood pours from her tender throat.

    I left her bound to a tree.

    Nude. Mangled. Butchered and Blasted.

    Now these skanks know not to fuck with me

  • @booyaka619fan is that what hes really sayin???

  • @NerdzRdhope Yes.

  • @NerdzRdhope No.

    I like to chew on gum.

    I like to colour paint.

    Id like to hold your arm.

    I want shredded wheat.

    :)

  • @NerdzRdhope Yeah, it is. The fact that this song exists is hilarious, but it's also kind of sobering. Like, what has happened to humanity that anyone at all could consider this okay? Those lyrics are sick, fucked, twisted, and probably the result of extreme mental retardation.

  • Shredded and breaded and premium unleaded wheat!

  • i feel slightly sick now.

  • just got a boner

  • best fake lyrics vid ever

  • 149 people don't like shredded  wheat.

  • @wakawaka74 DON"T TOUCH HIS RICE!

  • @wakawaka74 now 166

  • why are ppl talking shit about this song ? i like it , fuck you

  • @JohnLeigue

    This is so fucking retarded its hilarious! Poser metal at its finest!

    Breeeee breeeeeee bree breeeeeeee breeeeeeee!!! Yeah fucking br00tal!!!!

  • @leaderOFlosers Your'e a loser this isn't poser metal.

  • @XxscenekidxXXx

    This type of shit metal only appeals to those who think metal has to be br00tal...Shitty bands like this are ruining metal. 

  • @leaderOFlosers First off keep your opinions to your self no one cares about them, second i never said metal has to be like this for it to be good.

  • @XxscenekidxXXx

    Obviously you cared enough to reply... so yeah.

  • @leaderOFlosers No, I'm just sick of people making hate comments

  • @XxscenekidxXXx what a hipocrit

  • @XxscenekidxXXx

    There is absolutely NOTHING positive about this band, hate comments is what they deserve.

  • @leaderOFlosers and so what? the whole life of the mankind is about hate!! whats the problem?

  • @hafengoere

    "the whole life of the mankind"?... yeah that made sense.

    Anyway, the problem is shit bands like this are killing metal. This barely qualifies as music.

  • Everything about this band is fucking cool except for their music.

  • my toilet covered this song. its pretty good too.

  • Anything is better than justin beiber.

  • Better than Justin Bieber

  • Even with the official lyrics up, I cannot understand this.

  • totally

  • this song is way worse than the holocaust

    pretty good to laugh at how shitty it is though.

  • I LIKE TO DANCE ON YOUR............ BABY!!!!!

  • all this shit needs to happen to sarah palin!!!!!!

  • There are no typical murderers,

    some plan their crimes meticulously,

    while others kill on impulse

  • Tonight this cunt will pay. My dick will beat her face. Her life and her cunt are mine. This slut shall now see. All night on this bitch I release my piece. Yes. Yes. I am the man. And I will kill when I can. You can try to run. Burt your done. Run. Gun to your head. One more sound and your dead. Kick in your teeth. With my cock piece.
  • Sweet labial meat. Her inside out twat. Tastes great to eat. Dripping and slipping and oozing and flowing with spit. This vile slit. Will ghost ride my prick. Blood pours from her tender throat. I left her bound to a tree. Nude. Mangled. Butchered and Blasted. Now these skanks know not to fuck with me
  • ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • I WISH those were the actual lyrics. The song would be much better.

  • if u dont like this song dont comment seriously FUCKIN TIRED OF ALL THIS NEGATIVIETY

  • This song is arguable the worst thing to happen to humanity since the holocaust.

  • @itscoolbro2 DUDE ITS A FUCKINGSONG ITS FAKE THEY DONT DO THAT SHIT YES THE WORDS ARE SICK AND GROSS BUT GET OVER IT

  • @METALLICA848 That doesn't excuse them from being fuck-awful.

    And they are completely serious about their 'art'. The fact they suck at creating music is evident in this song. It's barely even music.

  • This makes me wanna slap a porcupine with my dick '-'

  • This made no sense....I JUST WANT TO PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE RAHHH!!!

  • LOL. i think we've found a musical artist/band worse than Justin Bieber.

  • The real lyrics to this song are about rapeing people while beating them with your dick then killing them

  • god damn i dont even know what the fuck this is

  • oink!!

  • Odd, I just happened to be eating shredded wheat :/

  • [iminent=0Ch4D7sRf] Aspero!!!! :) 

  • Good but shredded wheat is the best xD

  • THE WALRUS SAYS NO!

  • shreaded wheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I post this on all my friends walls as a link :)

  • i dont know, but i like the real songtext better, it is liddle bit more... brutal und headfucked xD but ur version is good too

  • WOO, go shredded wheat. These guys should so be in their next advert.

  • not too far off

  • 143 don't have a sense of humor...

  • That is some funny shit!! Man wtc sucks bad!!!!

  • @aprilmln

    fucking internet faggit crying about good bands haha

  • Lol this is tooooooo funny

  • LMFAO I ALMOST POSSED MY PANTS IM SO STONED HAHAHAH

  • @CosmicKush420 Me too bruh

  • jajjajajajjaja very funny jajajajajajjaaj

  • fuk this is th mean song

    but I cant seem to find the REAL lyrics

    anybody got any clues??

  • @metallica45753 there r no real lyrics either tht or he sucks at pronouncing words

  • @metallica45753 Read the real lyrics, and you'll be like "What the #@*! is this!?" But if you want the real lyrics, type "Chased through the Forest by a Rapist Lyrics" on google, and you'll find out.

  • @Stewiegriffinist  cheers

  • @Stewiegriffinist all there lyrics are like that

  • you're right! this banc is a joke!

  • BREADED AND BREADED AND BREADED

  • Holy Bree. You just killed about 500 pigs.

  • 1:48 LOOOOOL

  • what. the. fuck. how in fuck's name can ANYONE understand this? 'im pretty sure even the so called "singer" doesn't know what he's saying!!!!!!

  • @CrazyDrew09

    this is better than most garbage on the radio.

  • @CrazyDrew09 Actually dumbfuck, most lyrics to these songs have deeper meaning than most mainstream song... actually they do. Your just a faggot noob who doesn't know how to listen. It's not "singer" it's "lead vocalist". Fucking idiot, do some reasearch before you make claims. Faggot...

  • @RokkerFreaK137 wow, we all know why YOU'RE such an unhappy person. because youre a pottymouthed antagonist closet case who takes shit WAY too seriously. learn to take a joke asshole, maybe your life will suck less that way.

  • @RokkerFreaK137 I lol'd.

  • Lol'd at the Ho-ho-ho part...