With all my cousins we were partying in the basement (we were kids), and my older cousin finds a bottle of water. My cousin (13) proceeds to chug it, the only thing we didn't know was that it was fucking straight up VODKA! About 10 seconds later and the whole fucking room was covered in holiday dinner with a hint of alcohol.
Got drunk and did all kinds of funny shit, but when the party stopped I didn't want to go home so i walked 30 km to get to the city, Aarhus
An other time i had a party at my house and I fingered a girl who had her period
And once I woke up with my one hand pretty fucked up a big wound on knee and my toe nail was cracked, and i think it was the same party where my friend, punched himself i the head and later had my other friend punch in the head as well, he had blood all over his face and hands
Drinkin Irish Car Bomb out of a 2 liter coke bottle, my buddy was drivin and not drrinkin... So i thought. He had been drinkin Tropic Thunder and we got pulled. Sux 2 b him lol. I was takin a nap in the backseat
me and my cousins were chillin over new years, and got a lil drunk off some tequilla, and decided to go out in a field and shoot roman candles at each other, lol. we were in alabama
one night in orlando one of my roommates and myself were heading home from a club in downtown orlando when i took the wrong exit off the interstate. after a few minutes of driving the wrong way, i pulled over on the side of the road to look for my gps when a state trooper pulled up!!! fuck me!! since i didnt have a record, they enrolled in a dui program and after a year they dropped the charge. worse year of my f@cking life!! total cost $5,000!!!!! find somebody to drive!!!
hey sky, so im kinda new to club and stuff, are these drinks apply on NYC clubs? caz i dont wanan look like a stupid while the bartender wonders what i oder lol
Well new years 2006 im 16 im at a buddies drinking coke and rum and were shootin fireworks i was fucking with bottle rockets and burned down my friends house True Story they still think it was eletric
Be careful with the Irish Car bomb. Some beers make the cream of cream liqueur form a shitload of solid awful tasting shit that floats on the surface.
On my 21st, we were at a bar and I was a little... ok I was sledgehammered. We were going to head to another bar, so as a last round my friend recommended kamikazes. So he ordered a round of them, we kept laughing it up, then the bartender asked me if I'd ordered. Sloshed as I was, I said, "Yeah, a round of kamikazes," thinking it was the same bartender. Little did I know, the two bartenders were sisters and looked exactly alike. Good thing I like kamikazes, because we ended up with plenty
You ,my friend, are just the type of person that I wouldn't let close to me...
You are the type of person , if what you stated is true, that tends to use every single motherfucker in the building, walk over them then piss in their faces jsut to get his way.
Your videos are really cool I give you that. But I wouldn't trust you for all the cash in the world
We were on a camping holiday and me and my friends began to do a drinking game. We were all pretty shit faced but especially one of my buddies was daam shit faced. So we laid him OUTSIDE the tent... in the night he woke up and had to puke.. but he thought he is INSIDE the tent so he opened the tent and puked IN the tent..
this winter we were drinking in The Netherlands and i come from a small village so we were drinking on the soccer field and we saw a snow man so we shoved a bottle in the snow mans ass and broke so kids igloo to shit and we walked around the rich area pissing in peoples mail boxes.
@forshizzlemcfizzle Cheyenne? Haha, this EXACT thing happened at a friend of mine's house last year. There were like 8 of us drunk as mess but that guy was by far the worst. One of the best nights ever.
@mtnsnow11 this dude should be featured on youtube and I mean the type of featuring they did last year, not the shit they do now where no one watches.
yes, skyy needs a TV or a radia show, preferably both,
alright my aunt was doing jager shots and she decided she wanted to dance so she climbed on the table and started dancing around well she hit her head on the ceiling andbroke the table. THEN!! she put a drop of dish soap in her b.f's hair and he got pissed and he turned around and dumped the entire bottle on her head! i laughed sooo much!
ive been in the car with homies who were driving drunk plenny of times. thank God we never got pulled over or crashed or some shit. my partying days are over.
you forgot to mention on the irish car bombs (and i have taken alot of them) that you have to take the shot immediately cause the baileys and guiness started charning and furment very quickly if not drank. but when first mixed it taste just like chocolate milk, but they will sneak up on you and get you FUCKED UP!
one year while my buddy was a little tipsy drivin home, one of our backseat passengers farted and it was pretty toxic. within seconds my buddy passes out and hits a park car at a fairly low speed. we all pile out and scatter. i drag my friend to safety and report the car stolen. DUI involving farting friends is higly dangerous.
backroads arent all that bad. if ur goin from one house to another and its like 2 miles away and you kno the roads like you kno your dick, youll get there fine and quick no prob
In Poland 'Kamikaze' is 4 or 5 of those at once. Which means if you order Kamikaze at a club, you get 4-5 of those, and the idea is to gulp the first,. slam it on the bar and go straight for the next one till you finish all 5 of them.
Homeboy I tell ya, 2 or 3 Polish Kamikaze's will drop your ass to the ground.
My personal best is 5 Kamikaze (that's 5x5), however my friends were carrying me home afterwards.
Part 3. Ma boys were yelling "catch that bitch" then they took off into the woods after this poor deer. i was left standing in the darkness with the car. they were gone for 10 mins. i sobered up quick as i kept screaming for them to come back. They returned tired, dirty and cracking up like the shit was hilarious. Man, Never again will i go to a small town or drink with white people cause when they say "tonite, we are getting fucked up." they mean it cause my boys were like idiots that nite!!
@ kiswahili78 fuckin hilarious story man lol what state? i'm in NH and there's one black family haha. Good Katt Williams reference too sounds like a fun night besides the country music haha peace
part 2. so I volunteered to drink my bro car. brand new monte carlo. he was so in love with that car so he trusted me with it. as i was navigating the curves a deer jumped right infront of me. i hit it. ma boys thought it was freaking hilarious. my bro was on 10. then my boys thought it would be cute to take the road kill and put it in the truck of the car for some roast beef. the successfully got it in the car. but as the went to close the truck the deer sprung to life and made it out of there.
One christmas holiday we, my boys and i, were kicking it in the wilderness in NE. A small town with barely black people. we had a ball singing karaoke to country music but since we were hanging out with white fork we got free drinks that fucked us up big time. we were mixing drinks by the time it was time to go, noone was sober. we had to get out of the town since we didn't want to come up missing so I drove. the road were dark and one way with trees on both sides of the road.
part 2: They told me to go to the other girl on the other mattress. then for 5 straight hours all I heard was moaning while I layed there in disbelief. My friend KNEW I was in love with her and then he went and stabbed me in the back. I was so extremely mad I didn't know what to do, but I forgave him and the girl.
part 1: My BEST FRIEND since kindergarten (we are now in grade 12) Last winter We snuck out and went to this girl's house that i was in love with, and her friend was also there. We got drunk and so high, and then he started to flirt with the girl i liked. I couldn't do anything! Then when we got inside, I saw them in the bed and her friend was on a separate mattress
the last tym 1 got wasted was when we mixed gin + nestea(iced tea) + rum. gin was soo strong and un proportionate that i got soo wasted i can't remember what the hell did that day... 1 slept from 5 pm til my friends acmpnied me in my hosue 12pm.. 7 huors asleep. damn.. then is slept til 11.30 the next day..
hey skyy i was wondering if you could teach us driknks that ingredients are mostly house hold ingredients.. like coffee, milk, chokol8 syrup and stuff like that.. what things we can mix with beer, tequila, vodka, gin, rum and stuff like that.. thanx much!!
part 2: anyway i wake up in the morning cause someone was bangin on the door. turns out to be this chicks boyfriend was on the front porch arguing with her while im layin in her bed with no clothes on. i get on my phone and call my friend im whispering "dude, get the f*ck over here now and get me the f*uck out of here" he laughin so hard but still comes to get me.
part 1: me and my friend are getting drunk with these two girls. so im talking to one girl like being mr sweet guy (obv lying to her) and finally this chick ask me to come with her home so obv i say yes. we get to her unexpectingly trailer home and start goin to town.
NYE last year, after some heavy drinking, I went with my friends to Dennys. I blacked out at the table and some girl woke me up and I puked all over our table and everybody's food and then sprinted to the womens bathroom and ralphed all over it.
My Story is when I was back in hi-school at a local party and our driver is an very very good driver, but he was smashed and so was the other passenger and me, his truck had no seatbelts and he hit 80 mph on a side road and hit a turn without breaking, my door opened I fell out and the only thing that save me was my foot got stuck under the seat , i managed to pull myself in and the looks on everyones faces almost got us in another wreck, since then i toned down on the drunk driving.
the illusion is better than the reality of not drinking, i don't drink but i used to and its no fun being with a group of waisted people when your sober, i can't stand them, they stink and over dramatize everything- the i love you man are the killers...
thats real. i was in germany kickin it in my best friend home town. when they found out i was from out of town, they hooked me up with some dranks for free ( yes free dranks ). we all had a good time and i went back to her place tow the ____ down. i never had a dui cause it cost too much but having a dd is good cause a dui will ruin and bankrupt you. i got some friends who cant do anything cause of a dui.
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driving drunk is fun :D when were all drunk we had to go home and i had to hold one eye of the driver since he was seeing more lanes then he should lol we got all the way home about 5miles and the guy hit something while parking lol
good advice dude. oh, I've got plenty of stories, but the last one... I made a last stop to a bar that serves food to try and sober up, but of course I ordered more drinks there too lol. I get up to use the restroom but blacked out and fell face first to the floor, after being out cold for good 15 mins or so, I got back up, pee'd and puked... then passed back out again until the ambulance showed up :D
hammered drunk. got busy in the bathroom around 3 am with a ronchy ass girl. woke everyone in the house up and had to run home barefoot. i think its safe to say i wont be getting the invite to their next christmas bash
hey skyyjohn i was wondering if you could do a vid of all recipes and stuff for drinks
and my story is new years eve we were at a party doing shots and getting wasted and my friend said hey lets make storm troopers which is a shot made from peppermint schnapps and jagermeister but he misread the serving and we were gulping down cup fulls of these things and then 3 hours later of drinking these thinks the vometvest began and we were all hungover for the next few days haha
one holiday me and my buddy get drunk ( were trying to finish all the liquor we bought) since everyone there, mostly future ucla students just dint want to drink much, so next thing i know im dancing and "atl stomping" on anyone that tries to show me up on the dance floor, they were cheering me on, still feel like a fool for doing that. I passed out next to the toilet and i remember my buddy(drunk) mopping my vomit and then mopping my face with the same mop when i was on the floor.
Part 4: i opened the door and said hey wanna join? chick's eyes sparkled! next thing you know I was having a threesome. roommate got pissed and forced to kicked me out. after several months i did due to built of some shit like this happening to him. him being a loser and me stealing all the girls without trying... ;P
roommate got pissed and no one cared. so me and that girl went into my room and start foreplaying.other girl was crying. my roommate wanted to see if she will be the one with him this time. she did not liked him either. she was forced to beat the other girl if she did not leave the room. roommate was such an ass and jealos, he insisted to open the door with his key. (i did not know any of these girls and neither did they known each other). I said fuck this!
anyway, 2 girls get drunk. one of them actually started making out with me and said i was hot i, cute, and i wanna fuck you. i said sure why not. the other was forced to sleep with the other guy (roommate), but she cared and no in the same way. she sleeps with most guys but not him, that's how bad he is. so i said hey i want that girl instead. i ditched the girl i was with. other girl was happy that i pulled her away from that freak. she also wanted to have sex. wow i was on a role! lol
this was when i moved out. my roommates was throwing a big party to celebrate people moving in. however, he was a loser. but i had to pretend not to care because he was my roommate. anyways, as for the party, he made me do all the work. call people, invite, setup. girls came over. he was thinking he was going to get the girl. BUT no girl wanted him! lol freaky, ugly, smart attic, thinking he's the shit cuz he's in the army, everything.
epic night, got to col. blacks bar, no1was dancing, I got a long island and than I started dancing everyone was like hypnotised it was amazing guys be smiling and than this hot girl comes and dances with me and in the middle of the dancefloor we grinding on eachother and she makes out with me her tounge all in my mouth mmm than after that we went to the bartop and she did body shots off me omg and than I met 2 gay guys who talked about metrosexuals throwing off the ones gaydar haha than nude pix
Woah, those are some damn great drinks you showed there Skyy. Awesome job on the advice too lmao. Well I don't drink, but fuck that I ain't getting punk'd by some chick to drive Ms. Daisy. Unless Ms. Daisy's giving some sober head haha
yeah california's kinda stupid that way, when you get a dui they want to take your money, obviously, to balance the checkbooks, but when you are caught driving with one, they throw you in jail, which costs a lot of money, you are basically paying for you to go to jail (if you get caught). so california doesnt get any money. yep.
One of my favs is the brain hemorrhage shot! Love that. Can you recommend something with Disaronno? I love that too, but the only way I have tried it is with lime juice and ice... So I need something original pls :D
also got drunk when i went to the club walked back to my friends house with my girl............we got into the house and I chased him down and almost raped him////he put me in this room to sleep it off............. we ended up doing it but it was after i was almost sober.............in the morning..........technically i was still drunk! That summer is such a blurr but that was the best ...you know i have ever had ! lmao.....now he's my ex.......damn alchol
ok i got so drunk with 3 of my friends that we walked home instead of drive........it was still a wreck! i pulled my friends pants down in the middle of the parking lot and fell most of the way home!we were singn and yelling the whole way home! we lucky we didnt get put in jail for public intoxi cation
I work for thedesignateDOTcom and thats what we do. we save you from getting a DUI! call us, get yourself a Designated Driver for the night and we come puck you up immediately you are ready to go home! Sorry SkyyJohn I had to plug it in here it just went hand in hand...
Went to a friends firepit party and me and my gf got messed up pretty bad. We had to cross traintracks with a river underneath it to get home and when we got home i fell asleep and she raped me, the following morning i asked if she raped me and her response was "Your penis accepted it therefore it wasnt rape" either way awesome night :D
The craziest drunk story i have is about 2 or 3 weeks ago i got drunk at my sisters twentyfirst birthday. I got drunk with my buddy who came over late at ngiht, and of course with my sister and her friends. Later in the night my friend was flirting with my sisters friend and i didnt like that for some reason. so i got up and punched him in the face, and right before i passed out and fell asleep i remember throwing a remote square at his face. aha it was a crazy ass night.
With all my cousins we were partying in the basement (we were kids), and my older cousin finds a bottle of water. My cousin (13) proceeds to chug it, the only thing we didn't know was that it was fucking straight up VODKA! About 10 seconds later and the whole fucking room was covered in holiday dinner with a hint of alcohol.
Gustavo0929 3 weeks ago
i usually do jager bombs with half a liter of beer
Shinkajo 1 month ago
Got drunk and did all kinds of funny shit, but when the party stopped I didn't want to go home so i walked 30 km to get to the city, Aarhus
An other time i had a party at my house and I fingered a girl who had her period
And once I woke up with my one hand pretty fucked up a big wound on knee and my toe nail was cracked, and i think it was the same party where my friend, punched himself i the head and later had my other friend punch in the head as well, he had blood all over his face and hands
ThatGuyFromDK 2 months ago
In japanese, kamikaze means "God of Wind". Hope some of your wind didn't leaked out when you drank it!
peachy159 3 months ago
God drunk at a party and went in a room with a chick. Woke up the next to a guy the next morning :/
Turns out the chick left with her friend and some gay guy came instead...
nightfire4107 5 months ago
youre funny as fuck
factsoutofbirds 7 months ago
Drinkin Irish Car Bomb out of a 2 liter coke bottle, my buddy was drivin and not drrinkin... So i thought. He had been drinkin Tropic Thunder and we got pulled. Sux 2 b him lol. I was takin a nap in the backseat
BlazinColdStoned 7 months ago
jagerbombs are the best! but give the worst hangovers lol
SpyMisa 7 months ago
jager bombs are crazy
Random2605 1 year ago
me and my cousins were chillin over new years, and got a lil drunk off some tequilla, and decided to go out in a field and shoot roman candles at each other, lol. we were in alabama
kad3221 1 year ago
one night in orlando one of my roommates and myself were heading home from a club in downtown orlando when i took the wrong exit off the interstate. after a few minutes of driving the wrong way, i pulled over on the side of the road to look for my gps when a state trooper pulled up!!! fuck me!! since i didnt have a record, they enrolled in a dui program and after a year they dropped the charge. worse year of my f@cking life!! total cost $5,000!!!!! find somebody to drive!!!
traveler1820 1 year ago
hey sky, so im kinda new to club and stuff, are these drinks apply on NYC clubs? caz i dont wanan look like a stupid while the bartender wonders what i oder lol
LuXckyXWilL 1 year ago
Well new years 2006 im 16 im at a buddies drinking coke and rum and were shootin fireworks i was fucking with bottle rockets and burned down my friends house True Story they still think it was eletric
BrianFalconsFan29 1 year ago
@BrianFalconsFan29 lol
w00texCY 1 year ago
Finally tried the Irish car bomb last night. That taste so dam good! Thanks for the tip.
BakaNulified 1 year ago
I love these bar talk vids
pooFU 1 year ago
I have been drunk lots of times around the holidays-too bad i can't remember much. I do know I drove myself home, but that's about it.
SPQR62 1 year ago
Jaeger bomb's are the number one drink for Minors in Australia.
Derp1978 1 year ago
last christmas i was hungover for 2 days but other then that i dont remmeber it lol
cooledge55 1 year ago
yo sky i from the bahamas and i wanna say whay up to you and to continue doing yo thing in la
roflitsabunny 1 year ago
yee yagerr bombs!!!!
isanta111 1 year ago
Be careful with the Irish Car bomb. Some beers make the cream of cream liqueur form a shitload of solid awful tasting shit that floats on the surface.
MoowChair 1 year ago
isnt a jager bomb w/ beer ?
nypaul728 1 year ago
@nypaul728 i use it with beer and redbull
Skate4life12396 1 year ago
@nypaul728 thats a submarine
Derow 1 year ago
do u use the whole red bull for a jager bomb or just half of it ?
ruveid 1 year ago
i like jager bombs with monster better
300wrestlers 1 year ago
On my 21st, we were at a bar and I was a little... ok I was sledgehammered. We were going to head to another bar, so as a last round my friend recommended kamikazes. So he ordered a round of them, we kept laughing it up, then the bartender asked me if I'd ordered. Sloshed as I was, I said, "Yeah, a round of kamikazes," thinking it was the same bartender. Little did I know, the two bartenders were sisters and looked exactly alike. Good thing I like kamikazes, because we ended up with plenty
thinman25 1 year ago
do u drink the drink the drinks tht u make
brassassmonkey 1 year ago
have you ever heard about the yega bom with vodca to
benvonwedel 1 year ago
whats a dy?
mASONiSLAND 1 year ago
@mASONiSLAND DUI - driving under the influence (of drink/drugs)
masterbakery 1 year ago
@mASONiSLAND
DUI- Driving Under Influence, he is talking about getting caught driving drunk
tafxkz 1 year ago
Skyjohn,I dare you to chug a jug of Irish Potcheen.
CutleryNovice 1 year ago
jail=rape
ibraheemq8y 1 year ago
my brother did the yager bomb he had some fun
evil4563 1 year ago
You ,my friend, are just the type of person that I wouldn't let close to me...
You are the type of person , if what you stated is true, that tends to use every single motherfucker in the building, walk over them then piss in their faces jsut to get his way.
Your videos are really cool I give you that. But I wouldn't trust you for all the cash in the world
Fanatical86 1 year ago
i want you to drink them
Threedog245 1 year ago 2
We were on a camping holiday and me and my friends began to do a drinking game. We were all pretty shit faced but especially one of my buddies was daam shit faced. So we laid him OUTSIDE the tent... in the night he woke up and had to puke.. but he thought he is INSIDE the tent so he opened the tent and puked IN the tent..
sKeLeToNsHaDoW 1 year ago 22
5 stars for the last part.... Maybe you gave someone a handjob you shouldn't have... priceless.
wguy001 1 year ago
sky
do u drink all the drinks that u make
brassassmonkey 1 year ago
lol helicopter this guy is funny!!!
yoshinosakura 1 year ago
,LMFAO "Don't drive and drive *pause* use someone."
Canadiangirlagain 1 year ago
the 17 ppl tht dont like this video is gay
karron2309 1 year ago
this winter we were drinking in The Netherlands and i come from a small village so we were drinking on the soccer field and we saw a snow man so we shoved a bottle in the snow mans ass and broke so kids igloo to shit and we walked around the rich area pissing in peoples mail boxes.
jcdadutchdude 1 year ago
I'm 15 and me and my friend were doing straight shots of rum.
We got so shit faced he ended up piking in my basement and my mom had to clean it! haha
forshizzlemcfizzle 1 year ago
@forshizzlemcfizzle Cheyenne? Haha, this EXACT thing happened at a friend of mine's house last year. There were like 8 of us drunk as mess but that guy was by far the worst. One of the best nights ever.
lovefool49 1 year ago
Skyy get on TV you are great.
mtnsnow11 1 year ago
@mtnsnow11 this dude should be featured on youtube and I mean the type of featuring they did last year, not the shit they do now where no one watches.
yes, skyy needs a TV or a radia show, preferably both,
turnbacktime 1 year ago
alright my aunt was doing jager shots and she decided she wanted to dance so she climbed on the table and started dancing around well she hit her head on the ceiling andbroke the table. THEN!! she put a drop of dish soap in her b.f's hair and he got pissed and he turned around and dumped the entire bottle on her head! i laughed sooo much!
theun4givn2 1 year ago
fuckin dead shot
kasonyaj1 1 year ago
I have a good one. I was driving while drunk and hit a car and killed the 4 people inside it including 2 kids. Gooooooood times.
redmeer 1 year ago
whats a DUI? :P
Vikije666 1 year ago
@Vikije666
it means driving under the influence x
deioni 1 year ago
@Vikije666 Driving under influence (alcohol).
gawkimachine 1 year ago
funny how he sais "jager" for Jägermeister.
i come from germany and he spells it pretty good :D
mandassux 1 year ago
Irish whiskey FTW
Spadez9559 1 year ago
ive been in the car with homies who were driving drunk plenny of times. thank God we never got pulled over or crashed or some shit. my partying days are over.
Sinfull702x602 1 year ago
i will like to see the cops pull me over in my helicopter hahaha
MrGhettoBretto 1 year ago 15
please excuse my insolence Skyy, but damn... tell people to stop mixing alcohol with Red Bull... It really fucks up the liver...
dantheman1507 1 year ago
i don't use people i just take a cab or walk
connecttro 1 year ago 2
what is a dui?
shantsie 1 year ago
@shantsie Driving Under Influence
fmeriqui 1 year ago
@shantsie driving under influence
monkeyrahha 1 year ago
Bar talk is the shit!
alfred0vega 1 year ago
damn a helicopter lol
Mankey303 1 year ago
bitch drinks lol add more 151
HallBoss3 1 year ago
depending on your area the irish carbomb may also inlcude irish creme
HentaiSan00 1 year ago
lol I wonder if he drank those drinks between the shots.
Thimmet 1 year ago 54
@Thimmet no he doesnt he pours them down the drain
Skate4life12396 1 year ago
Charning means curdling which fucks up the drink, chug the car bom down quick so this doesn't happen.
The Jager Bom doesn't curtle so you can let that sit for a little.
For the Kamikaze, when your making it, remember the what a Kamikaze is: Very Tragic Landing
Vodka Triple sec, Lime juice
CKmothafucker 1 year ago 2
you forgot to mention on the irish car bombs (and i have taken alot of them) that you have to take the shot immediately cause the baileys and guiness started charning and furment very quickly if not drank. but when first mixed it taste just like chocolate milk, but they will sneak up on you and get you FUCKED UP!
OldhamRacing 1 year ago
may i know whats a DY?
fuckliao 1 year ago
fuckliao, it's a DUI. It's an acronym for "driving under the influence". It's basically driving while intoxicated/drunk.
LawngCat 1 year ago
alright alright haha thanks.
fuckliao 1 year ago
@fuckliao he said DUI, Driving Under the Influence
silverboltion 1 year ago
alright alright thanks :D:D
fuckliao 1 year ago
whats a dy?
Kirkh666 1 year ago 2
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Kirkh666, it's a DUI. It's an acronym for "driving under the influence". It's basically driving while intoxicated/drunk.
LawngCat 1 year ago
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@ kirkh666 he said DUI, Driving Under the Influence
silverboltion 1 year ago
@Kirkh666 DY is an acronom for Dumb Yankie
HentaiSan00 1 year ago
@Kirkh666 the term is D.U.I. which stands for "Driving under the influence". In other words, John was telling you not to drive while you're drunk.
Ojokernegro 1 year ago
you're gonna need a new liver if you keep mixing red bull with alcohol... bartenders should stop doing that
dantheman1507 2 years ago
listen man speaking of alcohol the sweet and sour alcohol is it real? cuz if it is tell me about it.
goldengun5980 2 years ago
just take a taxi ....................
Benny2503 2 years ago 4
yup brotha
goldengun5980 2 years ago
this guy is awesome having hot ass girls in his show !!
moonwalk010 2 years ago
fuck was about to black out driver was driving like S on both sides of the road thank god it was 2 am and nobody else was on the road !!
Ruvim69 2 years ago
lmao at starship
tony28nawlinz 2 years ago
one year while my buddy was a little tipsy drivin home, one of our backseat passengers farted and it was pretty toxic. within seconds my buddy passes out and hits a park car at a fairly low speed. we all pile out and scatter. i drag my friend to safety and report the car stolen. DUI involving farting friends is higly dangerous.
steelfury455 2 years ago 109
@steelfury455 damn that is pretty fucked up but hilarious
jayghan 1 year ago
backroads arent all that bad. if ur goin from one house to another and its like 2 miles away and you kno the roads like you kno your dick, youll get there fine and quick no prob
coolhand12gauge 2 years ago
WOW! the kamikaze burns!!!
brendydekeyser 2 years ago
Oh ye ? Try this
In Poland 'Kamikaze' is 4 or 5 of those at once. Which means if you order Kamikaze at a club, you get 4-5 of those, and the idea is to gulp the first,. slam it on the bar and go straight for the next one till you finish all 5 of them.
Homeboy I tell ya, 2 or 3 Polish Kamikaze's will drop your ass to the ground.
My personal best is 5 Kamikaze (that's 5x5), however my friends were carrying me home afterwards.
Dentister 2 years ago 5
@Dentister i already drop my ass on the ground if i drink my 1st haha xD
brendydekeyser 2 years ago
pierdolisz;p
mlawskalegia 2 years ago
which is lame
fuckliao 1 year ago
Part 3. Ma boys were yelling "catch that bitch" then they took off into the woods after this poor deer. i was left standing in the darkness with the car. they were gone for 10 mins. i sobered up quick as i kept screaming for them to come back. They returned tired, dirty and cracking up like the shit was hilarious. Man, Never again will i go to a small town or drink with white people cause when they say "tonite, we are getting fucked up." they mean it cause my boys were like idiots that nite!!
kiswahili78 2 years ago 4
@ kiswahili78 fuckin hilarious story man lol what state? i'm in NH and there's one black family haha. Good Katt Williams reference too sounds like a fun night besides the country music haha peace
popinmycola 2 years ago
part 2. so I volunteered to drink my bro car. brand new monte carlo. he was so in love with that car so he trusted me with it. as i was navigating the curves a deer jumped right infront of me. i hit it. ma boys thought it was freaking hilarious. my bro was on 10. then my boys thought it would be cute to take the road kill and put it in the truck of the car for some roast beef. the successfully got it in the car. but as the went to close the truck the deer sprung to life and made it out of there.
kiswahili78 2 years ago 2
One christmas holiday we, my boys and i, were kicking it in the wilderness in NE. A small town with barely black people. we had a ball singing karaoke to country music but since we were hanging out with white fork we got free drinks that fucked us up big time. we were mixing drinks by the time it was time to go, noone was sober. we had to get out of the town since we didn't want to come up missing so I drove. the road were dark and one way with trees on both sides of the road.
kiswahili78 2 years ago 2
part 2: They told me to go to the other girl on the other mattress. then for 5 straight hours all I heard was moaning while I layed there in disbelief. My friend KNEW I was in love with her and then he went and stabbed me in the back. I was so extremely mad I didn't know what to do, but I forgave him and the girl.
jonman45 2 years ago
part 1: My BEST FRIEND since kindergarten (we are now in grade 12) Last winter We snuck out and went to this girl's house that i was in love with, and her friend was also there. We got drunk and so high, and then he started to flirt with the girl i liked. I couldn't do anything! Then when we got inside, I saw them in the bed and her friend was on a separate mattress
jonman45 2 years ago
lol din't they teach you to never trust no one.
fatmanontherun 2 years ago
yea but hell i was crunk off my ass
jonman45 2 years ago
From 1:50 to 2:10 sky is awesome the way how you say that, the guy has to fuck the girl, but the girl ain need to give the guy no pussy lol.
merry Christmas sky
Resgmix 2 years ago 2
the last tym 1 got wasted was when we mixed gin + nestea(iced tea) + rum. gin was soo strong and un proportionate that i got soo wasted i can't remember what the hell did that day... 1 slept from 5 pm til my friends acmpnied me in my hosue 12pm.. 7 huors asleep. damn.. then is slept til 11.30 the next day..
guitarflashblack 2 years ago
hey skyy i was wondering if you could teach us driknks that ingredients are mostly house hold ingredients.. like coffee, milk, chokol8 syrup and stuff like that.. what things we can mix with beer, tequila, vodka, gin, rum and stuff like that.. thanx much!!
guitarflashblack 2 years ago 2
part 2: anyway i wake up in the morning cause someone was bangin on the door. turns out to be this chicks boyfriend was on the front porch arguing with her while im layin in her bed with no clothes on. i get on my phone and call my friend im whispering "dude, get the f*ck over here now and get me the f*uck out of here" he laughin so hard but still comes to get me.
sjerseyb856 2 years ago 4
part 1: me and my friend are getting drunk with these two girls. so im talking to one girl like being mr sweet guy (obv lying to her) and finally this chick ask me to come with her home so obv i say yes. we get to her unexpectingly trailer home and start goin to town.
sjerseyb856 2 years ago 3
yeah , but if your too drunk to drive aint there more of a chance of you FUCKING that guy/girl that you only want to drive for you.
81LS 2 years ago
Mmm yami!! too bad here in US I cant drink, but back home I would been drunk by now
ZackChannel 2 years ago
NYE last year, after some heavy drinking, I went with my friends to Dennys. I blacked out at the table and some girl woke me up and I puked all over our table and everybody's food and then sprinted to the womens bathroom and ralphed all over it.
navalverde12 2 years ago 3
"You know that I could use somebody".
Haha
Kings of Leon can relate to DUI.
zhadow7 2 years ago
My Story is when I was back in hi-school at a local party and our driver is an very very good driver, but he was smashed and so was the other passenger and me, his truck had no seatbelts and he hit 80 mph on a side road and hit a turn without breaking, my door opened I fell out and the only thing that save me was my foot got stuck under the seat , i managed to pull myself in and the looks on everyones faces almost got us in another wreck, since then i toned down on the drunk driving.
MarleyPacTech 2 years ago 3
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Howbout not conforming and not drinking at all. You don't need to drink to have fun.
webbleking1 2 years ago
the illusion is better than the reality of not drinking, i don't drink but i used to and its no fun being with a group of waisted people when your sober, i can't stand them, they stink and over dramatize everything- the i love you man are the killers...
maxluxur01 2 years ago 4
Skyy always has a serious look on his face when he makes drinks,lol
twinsouls 2 years ago 2
haha funny shit. but i would not have a goggled eyed girl drive me around haha
donaldmeslo 2 years ago 2
hahahah thats exactly what i was thinking, why the hell would i let a cross eyed girl drive me around
fiendfire428 2 years ago
LOVE the way how your emphasize your words and AWESOME expressions! Man i wanna hang out with you :)
nightfire4107 2 years ago
me2 lol
TakuyaDarkness 2 years ago
i dont know why people like jager bomb? what's so great baout it
nightfire4107 2 years ago
I agree. Jager bombs are nasty. I am a bartender and there are so many shots that taste alot better.
BlueEyedGoodie 2 years ago 3
@BlueEyedGoodie
wut tasty shots recommend?
sharkl11 2 years ago
i love that shaking sound
nightfire4107 2 years ago
where do you bartender at bro?
chepevargas 2 years ago
my friend's friend puked on his bed so then he chugged 2 bottle of Poland spring and pissed on him twice during the night rofl.
rootbeer1337 2 years ago
i hate red bull!
ndnflava 2 years ago
jagerbomb!!!!!
zerofriends6 2 years ago
thats real. i was in germany kickin it in my best friend home town. when they found out i was from out of town, they hooked me up with some dranks for free ( yes free dranks ). we all had a good time and i went back to her place tow the ____ down. i never had a dui cause it cost too much but having a dd is good cause a dui will ruin and bankrupt you. i got some friends who cant do anything cause of a dui.
csx4402 2 years ago
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driving drunk is fun :D when were all drunk we had to go home and i had to hold one eye of the driver since he was seeing more lanes then he should lol we got all the way home about 5miles and the guy hit something while parking lol
saiteris 2 years ago
wow looser, you do realize that people die when you drive drunk? And dont you dare think that oh it cant happen to me shit cause it does!
Renthevampiregirl 2 years ago
FUCK YOU!
you could kill someone! u little piece of shit! fuckin die
MrDougIsHere 2 years ago
every time i see a skyy john video it makes my day. keep up the hilarious work skyy!
DouglasMikelas 2 years ago 3
good advice dude. oh, I've got plenty of stories, but the last one... I made a last stop to a bar that serves food to try and sober up, but of course I ordered more drinks there too lol. I get up to use the restroom but blacked out and fell face first to the floor, after being out cold for good 15 mins or so, I got back up, pee'd and puked... then passed back out again until the ambulance showed up :D
RaginCajunAsian 2 years ago 5
hammered drunk. got busy in the bathroom around 3 am with a ronchy ass girl. woke everyone in the house up and had to run home barefoot. i think its safe to say i wont be getting the invite to their next christmas bash
oliversim1235555 2 years ago
hey skyyjohn i was wondering if you could do a vid of all recipes and stuff for drinks
and my story is new years eve we were at a party doing shots and getting wasted and my friend said hey lets make storm troopers which is a shot made from peppermint schnapps and jagermeister but he misread the serving and we were gulping down cup fulls of these things and then 3 hours later of drinking these thinks the vometvest began and we were all hungover for the next few days haha
mdawg20 2 years ago 2
one holiday me and my buddy get drunk ( were trying to finish all the liquor we bought) since everyone there, mostly future ucla students just dint want to drink much, so next thing i know im dancing and "atl stomping" on anyone that tries to show me up on the dance floor, they were cheering me on, still feel like a fool for doing that. I passed out next to the toilet and i remember my buddy(drunk) mopping my vomit and then mopping my face with the same mop when i was on the floor.
boshfan25 2 years ago
Part 4: i opened the door and said hey wanna join? chick's eyes sparkled! next thing you know I was having a threesome. roommate got pissed and forced to kicked me out. after several months i did due to built of some shit like this happening to him. him being a loser and me stealing all the girls without trying... ;P
P.S this happened at parties or being drunk
nightfire4107 2 years ago
nice story :P haaha^^^poor loser.
RogueFromBehindWoW 2 years ago
Part 3:
roommate got pissed and no one cared. so me and that girl went into my room and start foreplaying.other girl was crying. my roommate wanted to see if she will be the one with him this time. she did not liked him either. she was forced to beat the other girl if she did not leave the room. roommate was such an ass and jealos, he insisted to open the door with his key. (i did not know any of these girls and neither did they known each other). I said fuck this!
nightfire4107 2 years ago
sure, bigshot.
ThugLifeSoldiers 2 years ago
it's ok to be jealos.
i would never lie on sky john's page
nightfire4107 2 years ago
Part 2:
anyway, 2 girls get drunk. one of them actually started making out with me and said i was hot i, cute, and i wanna fuck you. i said sure why not. the other was forced to sleep with the other guy (roommate), but she cared and no in the same way. she sleeps with most guys but not him, that's how bad he is. so i said hey i want that girl instead. i ditched the girl i was with. other girl was happy that i pulled her away from that freak. she also wanted to have sex. wow i was on a role! lol
nightfire4107 2 years ago
Part 1:
this was when i moved out. my roommates was throwing a big party to celebrate people moving in. however, he was a loser. but i had to pretend not to care because he was my roommate. anyways, as for the party, he made me do all the work. call people, invite, setup. girls came over. he was thinking he was going to get the girl. BUT no girl wanted him! lol freaky, ugly, smart attic, thinking he's the shit cuz he's in the army, everything.
nightfire4107 2 years ago
lol a helicopter rent is $25,000 per day average. So is that much a DUI cost?
But still you are awesome! :P
nightfire4107 2 years ago
epic night, got to col. blacks bar, no1was dancing, I got a long island and than I started dancing everyone was like hypnotised it was amazing guys be smiling and than this hot girl comes and dances with me and in the middle of the dancefloor we grinding on eachother and she makes out with me her tounge all in my mouth mmm than after that we went to the bartop and she did body shots off me omg and than I met 2 gay guys who talked about metrosexuals throwing off the ones gaydar haha than nude pix
foreverandaday96 2 years ago
Woah, those are some damn great drinks you showed there Skyy. Awesome job on the advice too lmao. Well I don't drink, but fuck that I ain't getting punk'd by some chick to drive Ms. Daisy. Unless Ms. Daisy's giving some sober head haha
dkingofkingz 2 years ago 2
Great Public Service Announcement!
AnonymousView 2 years ago
yeah california's kinda stupid that way, when you get a dui they want to take your money, obviously, to balance the checkbooks, but when you are caught driving with one, they throw you in jail, which costs a lot of money, you are basically paying for you to go to jail (if you get caught). so california doesnt get any money. yep.
pennygoo 2 years ago
One of my favs is the brain hemorrhage shot! Love that. Can you recommend something with Disaronno? I love that too, but the only way I have tried it is with lime juice and ice... So I need something original pls :D
shakaanita 2 years ago
also got drunk when i went to the club walked back to my friends house with my girl............we got into the house and I chased him down and almost raped him////he put me in this room to sleep it off............. we ended up doing it but it was after i was almost sober.............in the morning..........technically i was still drunk! That summer is such a blurr but that was the best ...you know i have ever had ! lmao.....now he's my ex.......damn alchol
sinnaminshouse3 2 years ago 2
ok i got so drunk with 3 of my friends that we walked home instead of drive........it was still a wreck! i pulled my friends pants down in the middle of the parking lot and fell most of the way home!we were singn and yelling the whole way home! we lucky we didnt get put in jail for public intoxi cation
sinnaminshouse3 2 years ago
whats a dy?
4b1s 2 years ago
DUI- driving under the influence AKA drunk driving
xPersianSkaterx 2 years ago
Tbh I would have thought a better reason to not drink and drive is to make sure you don't accidentally kill someone.
89Blues 2 years ago 3
skyy i was wondering where all these samples you made went coz you didnt sound drunk at all... i'd have drunk that shit... LOL
D0NPIERRE 2 years ago
I work for thedesignateDOTcom and thats what we do. we save you from getting a DUI! call us, get yourself a Designated Driver for the night and we come puck you up immediately you are ready to go home! Sorry SkyyJohn I had to plug it in here it just went hand in hand...
D0NPIERRE 2 years ago
how could people not know what the jagerbomb is?
its the students savior
Vlkrye 2 years ago
skyy this is kinda unrelated to this topic but you should post something about jersey shore:when snooki gets hit in the face
batbomb9 2 years ago
Thanks
streetballa77777 2 years ago
so use your friends huh... he he
sanchopanza123 2 years ago
O.o
Beer...
^.^
2012omgomgomg 2 years ago
can somebody tell me waths the triple sec in spanish ? not the translation so what drink its in spanish
grayfox1134 2 years ago
I keeps it real!
bigdsears 2 years ago
dam good info
twiss8947 2 years ago
My personal drink when beyond drunk is taking a kamikazi and dropping it in a Jameson and Coke. You know it sounds damn good.
DelalovesDarlina 2 years ago
try this one guys i discovered it on accident Monsters Java energy drinks + peppermint schnapps add to personal taste it was delicious
xXShaadowXx 2 years ago
Went to a friends firepit party and me and my gf got messed up pretty bad. We had to cross traintracks with a river underneath it to get home and when we got home i fell asleep and she raped me, the following morning i asked if she raped me and her response was "Your penis accepted it therefore it wasnt rape" either way awesome night :D
xXShaadowXx 2 years ago 3
Thats great, if it was the other way around though she (he) would be in jail, lol.
DelalovesDarlina 2 years ago
@xXShaadowXx LOOOL she raped me hahahaha
h4x0lZzz 2 years ago
Man, it would have been funny showing you drinking each drink and getting drunker each time.
eatmup2 2 years ago
I want to try the Irish Car Bomb. I'm going to keep it local this year. And be careful for sure.
MainCharacterChannel 2 years ago
The craziest drunk story i have is about 2 or 3 weeks ago i got drunk at my sisters twentyfirst birthday. I got drunk with my buddy who came over late at ngiht, and of course with my sister and her friends. Later in the night my friend was flirting with my sisters friend and i didnt like that for some reason. so i got up and punched him in the face, and right before i passed out and fell asleep i remember throwing a remote square at his face. aha it was a crazy ass night.
KingAlexander2008 2 years ago
@KingAlexander2008 poor guy ^^
h4x0lZzz 2 years ago
AWSOME!
swshadowwarriorsw 2 years ago
skyjohn was raised by women.
589216001 2 years ago