Sid the Sexist - Oot on the tap (Pt III)

[TheRichardw05]

dont come here for pulling advice lol



[jasonsalis]

Very funny!!!1

[000000000SAM00000000]

Most british men are like this.

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@000000000SAM00000000 thats were you are so very wrong, sterotyping again as usual

[JJGebhard]

@derby2u you had a point though. Sid has a mackem accent. Baz has a boro accent. The only ones who sounded Geordie were some of the lasses lol.

[themightyrara]

It was remembering this tune that made me come here

[panathinakosbear]

I gotta write these down

[MrNzzo]

Aye Jo, plenty onions ! Great stuff, not seen Sid for years........nice one nzfish666

[Sesquipedaliantique]

"Throwing up shows you've had a good night" - this guy knows the score.

[soo3an]

اكذب عرب انتوا وكاتبين سكس ينصابين

[MrBluebear1690]

ye fancy a fook pet

[86katiebabe]

You fancy a fuck? no certainly not, well you mind lying down while i have one? omg hilarious!

[MrDerby2u]

what language were they speaking? sure as hell wasnt american lol

[Rachiejane1]

@MrDerby2u American isn't a language!! It's English with a STRONG Geordie accent

[MrDerby2u]

@Rachiejane1 shut up, troll. stop being such an ignorant dumbass, read mu comment again, and maybe next time you'll read it and see it for its real meaning

[moontan1981]

I am Australian but can understand everything they say...

Too much time reading Viz!

[Phoenix1664]

leave me alone you fucking corny twat! =)

[DAYTHATNEVERCOMES11]

It is not cheryl cole as she would of only been about 5 year old when this come out

[benibo0]

Cannit get awa 3:30 

[tonymajjc]

sounds like Robson green

[MrKenny1878]

Its Cheryl Cole at 3:18.

[dunkster3000]

" Hew Pet..." hahaha classic!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Love the music in the club--very Crystal Waters.

[bluegama500]

2:44 nip slip.

[donegallad91]

Is that Cheryl Tweedy at 3:16

[ben98guitarrock]

Sid should get his self to Pattaya, Thailand lol

[superbarnsley]

Fool's Gold mix in the club!!!

[Rachiejane1]

LOOOOOVE the Geordie accent. I want a Geordie guy

[seaneightynine]

@Rachiejane1 send me your digits then ;)

[HisEmptyHouse]

I'm a yank and i think this is funny AND can follow the accents.

Of course I DID spend a year in the UK and Scotland, so that's probably why.

[basildonboi18]

dya like jewelry..why you gonna buy me a ring are ya..no but u can suck me cock..its a jem

[cheesyegg87]

FAT BASTARD!

[bugninja80]

QUE?

[SengirNightblade]

ah, hearing Sid's shite pick up lines takes me back to the Viz I remember reading when I was a kid

[gtturbojux]

Chicago Rock every saturday nite.! Lol. Suck my cock its a peach!

[VeryStevePerry]

Its The Big Market in Newcastle on a Friday neet! lol

[skatercrust]

geordie women have sexy voices

[ojideagu]

@skatercrust Are you serious? I've heard sexier farts.

[wildboymusicuk]

NOW FUCKOFF!!! lol

[QUEMTIME]

aye down the town

[afrofatso]

wak

[systemofadown158]

Hoow pet' name a number between 1 and 10.

4

rang tek; all ur clays off.. lol brilliant!!!!

[musicmanSinX]

...wow that guy sucks arse at pickin up chicks

[evstag]

do those chat up lines actually work

[evstag]

the bit with the kebab at the end is just genius

[MrDaneshjooyanzangan]

kir to koneton

[chopwallace56]

This is so what they are like dont you think???

[redhotsuperskunk]

loooool wana see my elephant

[redhotsuperskunk]

gordy birds are fooking brain dead , sids chat up lines r fooking great

[GatensA7X]

unreal ho'w pet got u like jeuwry...suck me cok its a gem...i love sid the sexist coz he is for south tyneside like all us goaerdies (y)

[molenewall]

friday neat goin tae the toon

class

[molenewall]

does bob mortimer do one of the voices ?

[spocktrometer]

@molenewall yes he does

[AndrewJimScott]

Who?

[UJSupanova]

yeh, and Simon Day from the Fast Show does a few of the Geordie voices as well.

[hermy3041]

@molenewall yes baz

[carlos7217]

luv sid,..but i like the little 1 with the big nose,..his voice is sooo funny,..and i like the lyrics to the Fools Gold tune,.."every body get down,goin down too the toon",..well cheesey,....lol

[carlos7217]

yeah,when i hear fools gold kick off,..i always smile cos i just think of this vid,...lol..!!!

[Alnwick07]

Fools Gold=)

[cookielovesnosh]

i used to have every video and my fuckin nan took theme the charity shop, lucky oxfam bastards enough there to certainly fill a pram lol

[Jenand444]

Is there any more of Sid the Sexist apart from these 3 video's? WHere can I find them?

[raishe]

No. Unfortunately there was only one video made. Same with the other characters, like the fat slags etc.

[molenewall]

theres another 2 episodes "eurosidney"

and "blind date"

there funny tae

[GatensA7X]

theres also 1 called the big pull that is class he gets a kid to get him a porn mag XD

[toohotscorpio]

@molenewall theres also Sids ship come in and the big pull

[Jenand444]

All the women seems to have the same voice actress who is apparently and old women judging by the tone.

[tigerboy1966]

I THINK the voices of the women are all done by Jenny Eclair and she would only be about 30 at the time, but North Lancashire women do tend to sound a bit rough- even when they are really sweet and charming.

[herbaliser555]

Most of the women in that club seem to be from Manchester.

[cookielovesnosh]

well spotted its like that in most of his episodes i think jenny eclair could only do a manc accent lol

[itsconnorstime]

"if the lady wants a baby i'm the cock o' the north"

[TONYCOV881]

do ya fancy lieing down while i have one.

hahahaha

[pfive]

who is the voice of the dancing ginger lady? not the one at 1:35, and what the fuck is wrong with her?

[themachman19691]

brilliant.i love the night club scene.the song sounds like grace jones.youre all a bit young,youve all had a few too many pints....now f**ck off,lol.classic stuff.thanks for posting.

[kieranmay]

they should have done an animation on spoilt bastard, victorian dad and postman plod LOL. love vid by the way 4 stars due to low quality picture

[chopwallace56]

Sid Rocks!

[inkyinkster]

It's drop the drawers n the money's yours!No jaws!

[Johnsterdude94]

drop the jaws, and the money's yours! haha! My dad gave me a book on viz called The thick repeater, and I think it is very funny!

[Jjakamo80]

lol my dad gave me one called the big bell end

[Johnsterdude94]

whats your fave strip?

[Jjakamo80]

the bacons!! lol

[spunkkymunkky]

lol yes ihave come across these type of guys before. they so annoying

[MegaDatsun]

lol lol

[KirksTheAmazing]

wor lass is like sherlock fucking holmes

[Renaldo1984]

I do believe Thats the drum beats from Fools gold,

[jmmypaddy]

@Renaldo1984

it's very similar

[flobbegusted]

Oh my they were throwing up and urinating at the end HAHAHA oh my that is very funny.

[hoolio7]

Throwing up and urinating? In this country? How very well dare them.

My dear old thing.

[flobbegusted]

I beg your pardon?

[hoolio7]

Indeed.

[mattvender]

Viz is just awesome. The early issues were legendary. Funny as all shite.

[e7whu]

What's the lyrics to the song in the background?

[Aspire85]

Howay ya buggers everybody get doon, friday neet, we're gannin to the toon

[e7whu]

Haha nice one

[pfive]

awhey somthin everybody get doon on friday neet we gan to the toon. if you dstill care

[RomansBigBugle]

MOI !!

[karlb1995]

you cannit see for blat in hear!

[mattfinn]

Miami Tab machine FTW - what a tune!

[Collagen100]

th cage is open but the beast is asleep ha ha

[ronMexico121]

Sid the Sexist is a fucking hero.

[lovagecos]

who comes up with this?!?!?!

[ronMexico121]

"...everybody get doon, Friday nite, down to the toon."

LMAO!

[roeckerchic]

wow people from uk talk wierd...YAY AMERICA!!!!!!

[bubblegumpaul]

Whatever...

[hobbit1486]

@roeckerchic

Eeeh de ye not understand Geordie leek? Howay man get with the programme! lol

[daleykid]

ok i think it's " Howay ya buggers everybody get doon, Friday neet, ganin to the toon"

[daleykid]

Are they singing in geordie in the club? Sounds like "everybody get doon, ganin to the toon"

[usarelnombre]

THIS CARTOON SUCKS!

[11shaunmc]

who gives a flying fuck what ye think you american toss piece.

go and cry over ya national anthem ya pillock.

the geordie nation

[bubblegumpaul]

Well said

[freeOJ2007]

@11shaunmc You're South African, right?

[JPThomp7]

This cartoon sucks, just like ya mar was last neet, u'd think i was hidin pund coins in me nut sack, she was like a fuckin dyson

[bermudarailway]

Poor old sid he should have gone for the one with the face like a welder's bench ,there he might have been in with a chance.

[AStoneRose07]

haha, the music sounds like the stone roses, fools gold lol...sign of the times, early 1990's

[Schtiel]

Hey pet wanna see me elephant..... classic

[kennyrfc1690]

here pet ya like jewellry?? aww u gonna buy me ring like??? naw but u can suck me cock its a gem!!!! classic

[gerthewanker]

anyone else notice that sids shirt pocket looks like a knob!?

[gerthewanker]

What does he say about a policewoman at 2:35?

[wewantwhittle]

Q. How does a policewoman part her hair?

A. (Sid bends knees outwards) Evening All!

[gerthewanker]

haha

[adamh0075]

i haven't got much but it'll fill a pram...classic lol

[YourMamSUCKS]

U gotta give it to Sid, at least he does the business and isn't afraid to chat up a Girl. Genuine Geordie, whey aye like.

[LargeLeader]

I live in Gateshead. If it wasn't for Newcastle I'd be long gone. I fucking love that place.

[lolmancunt]

lol do ya lie on your stomach?

[hoodsmon]

if ya selling them puppies aal have the 1 with the big pink nose

[RICKD790]

waaal to waaaal totty

[walmartrobber2008]

whats got two thumbs and likes blowjobs

moi

lmao

[Vash211289]

just read most of the comments, yous are all thick as fuck. Do you think the writers are all sexist or just taking the piss out of the northeast culture??? ffs its just a giggle

[Vash211289]

exactly the same crack you here in any shit hole pub in the northeast.

fucking quality lol glad to be a geordie

[Malcos68]

That character really is a cock-nose.

Am I hearing the voice of Su-oooooooh Pollard

[jnorth]

My god i know where all the other guys in Doncaster get their chat ups from now hahaha

[Blancheboy07]

why do people get so pissed of about Americans?

sure they may be annoying. but come on i know some decent folk from their.

[gippy777]

wey im not anti american.

i just hate the bastards.

[jdy274]

thanks :)

[gordieboy07]

if the lady wants a baby am the cock of the north!!! love it

[GoldenBalls1234]

Love viz, but come on youtubers, you can't defend you own country by putting down someone elses, otherwise your becoming what your pissed off about in the first place.

Theres plenty of good and bad things about the UK, USA, and more.

This is just one of the bad things in the UK (stereotyped mind) for a funny video.

(I'm from the UK btw)

Just watch the video, like it or dislike it, then move on. It's all in good fun :)

[DaveAllegedley]

haha wanna see me elephant!!

that song is a loop of fools gold

[brummieforlife26]

brilliant chat ups lines

sid rules!

[dtumahtsew]

stuff like this is what makes england great

[Blancheboy07]

lol Bob cracks me up

[02634288]

"howeh ya buggas everybody get doon, frida neet gan t'the toon"

[liof16]

wots rong wit goin on th lash ya clem

"thats just sad..is that all british people do on the weekends? pub-footie-club-nightclub(by now you're so fucking drunk you can piss straight)-wherever?? come on..thats just sad..i know not ALL british people do that but i mean it sure looks like it..someone tell me you guys do other stuff and if so tell me what because i'm so confused as to how that EVERY weekend is fun? i really hope thats not what the stereotypical brit does for fun..really hope not "

[ManCityElano]

WTF do you care? where are you from? what do you do? fuck it,not interested anyway, but see the boys in England,we work hard and for shite money, we like our football and a few pints etc , whats your problem? go and expirience some great culture and feel smug,I couldn't give a fuck ! do one you twat

[christschinwon]

part of british society likes to binge drink. Has done for centuries & always will. That might be unfortunate but it represents a minority sub-culture. Other countries have sub-cultures up to far worse. The sid character is written for brits to understand but not necessarily because we all do exactly the same thing. Some of us can see slightly outside the box!

[spursphil]

You stupid wannabe yank Guys! where you get that from? Your so stuck up your own arse its untrue! Its a comedy vid for fucks sake! ps. get a life.

[agenteighty]

Don't worry fellow Brits. Would rather be from the glorious UK than the fucked up USA. Americans are ALL cunts, watch shit gay sports, can't handle their drink and have to get therapy everytime anyone invades their personal space. The whole world hates USA!!! HAHAHA!!!!

[woahXgirl94]

i dont hate usa. so you my friend are WRONG! NOT ALL AMERICAINS ARE CUNTS U FUCKHEDD.. oh and im aussie :] oh and DONT MESS WITH ME.

[agenteighty]

Oh I forgot to mention, all Australians are CUNTS as well you fucking stupid biatch. All descended from rapists and murderers.

[choppink]

fuck off you little queer !!!!!!howay then.....ill knock ya fukin heed of

[jimmyshitbags]

it completely is what our weekends are spent doin

[masesoul]

"plenty onions..." hahaha

[gezeitenmonox]

I got the same shoes as Sid, if only I had his charm.

[uktillidie]

come to the south and say that

[bossycook]

we do all the time mate, you's do fuk all u mongs

[uktillidie]

mongs???? ur a puff mate.

[bossycook]

u wish i was a puff u fuckin bender

[uktillidie]

u wish u wer gay? well that settles this argument.

[WildmanBorneo]

Nob Jockey

[choppink]

southerners show this country up !!!!!!!!!av been to america and they tak the piss oot the southern accent.......if they knew aboot the geordie or mackem accent they wouldnt tak the piss u southern fairy !!!!!!!!

[liof16]

fuk th makems man

[mackemtillidie67]

fantastic northern humour unlike the shandydrinkingfunnytalkingsout­hernpoofs

[redeyedmiller]

got to get the blind date one! anyone got it?

[swizzlesticksnap]

Fuckin Magic. Cheers for posting!

[VinceNoir9]

Tap the flap - Classic

[jimmykirsty]

sid rules if ya really lucky you can ganning fishing with me for the monkey the cage is open but the beast is a sleep

[garry111070]

Me, Joe, Stroud, and Mr Todd on the drink every Monday nite..... Loads of fit birds...

Plus cheap beer..........

[Specktakool]

Fuckin quality, I got the DVD's, they didnt make many episodes did they???

[peteq1972]

Sid is pure class lmao

[gotMILK2LuV]

thats just sad..is that all british people do on the weekends? pub-footie-club-nightclub(by now you're so fucking drunk you can piss straight)-wherever?? come on..thats just sad..i know not ALL british people do that but i mean it sure looks like it..someone tell me you guys do other stuff and if so tell me what because i'm so confused as to how that EVERY weekend is fun? i really hope thats not what the stereotypical brit does for fun..really hope not

[TGPMatt]

It's an accentuation of a poor stereotype. People do go on nights out but the vast majority just don't. Even then this is just putting an even poorer spin on it all - 95% of the time nothing goes badly, just a minority who can't handle their drink make it bad

[gotMILK2LuV]

well i sure hope thats true...it'd be sad if it was..but thank you x

[Elliswils]

Who gives a fuck.Its all Geordie humour.Tounge in cheek.Wor Sidney is a legend.....just ask his Mam!

[weenore]

Fuck off this is a fucking cartoon mate!

[InterFecti]

gotmilkk2luv

wow yes base all your opinions on a fucking cartoon arnt you a little genius

[Ascyltos]

Nothing wrong with going out just to tie one on.

After all, we're so awash with nanny statery in the UK that there's bugger all else to do!

[gremlinfeatures]

Velocityangel (2 weeks ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 (Reply) (Spam)

lol.

*Sigh* Liverpool... Chav city. But I wouldn't give it up for the world. ^_^

Chav? Me dad tells people off if they say chav, he says if you're reffering to Liverpool it's scallies.

[BootboyLaids]

What i wanna kna is why all the lasses in this sound like fucking yorkshire lasses.

Love Sid, Love Viz, but I hate the Mags.

SAFC Ha'way The Lads!

[liamwitdre]

SAFC -.- Giv Owa

[bossycook]

SAFC are SHITE

[choppink]

fuck of u cunt...ye wanna tak ye kyek and eat it ????? am gyeme

[SKOHEMAN]

oor sids a fuckin viz classic man

[Velocityangel]

lol.

*Sigh* Liverpool... Chav city. But I wouldn't give it up for the world. ^_^