Wicked Witch of the Web Tells All

[LaSerpentaVerde]

This was really stupid. I could get more out of just sitting in front of a mirror and talking to myself.  Really.

[MrMGM210]

this guy lives in hes mothers basement and makes these shitty videos!

[TrinVenRican]

... you have problems lol

like serious problems.

this isn't entertainment this is freaky.

Did you scare me?

no, but i'm afraid for you.

I'm surprised you have alot of views.

idk how the hell i found this and why i bothered watching it.

I guess out of curiosity

[Dance1123ify]

u did not scare me lol !!

[Authilus]

Sen. Robert Byrd died, but your timing was off. =P

[nbuckel02]

you scared me once your video stopped

[dixichick23]

ik ur not like the others cause ur special!

[wdeadman49]

Your sorry azz needs a skunk to make you even more smelly! LOL

[iminyourbasement]

someone like you tried to sell me meth in the city.

[XxRookooRxX]

haha the wicked witch series is the funniest videos you got your other ones are just funny this video and the others are hilarious!

[XxRookooRxX]

hahahah hilarious random stuff

[ThomasSkater4Life]

i do not belive you

[FGsltw2009]

I thought you were my ex wife at first.

[rancefaye]

The first 1 was true xD It has swine flu

[WhatCanIsay100]

I dont believe you.

[TheJurneyMan]

Your actually really good at acting. I gotta say I really dig what your doing. You have a real dark sense of humor that I find to be quite unique. You know your doing a good job when you're making people laugh, angry, and scared at the same time. Keep up the wild work.

[YOrKLAke]

ur a fag!

[Montagraph]

YOrKLAke, No-I think that EVERY male member in your family is a fag! Does that mean that you, yourself was adopted? ahahahahha

[thombow52]

0 for 5 on your predictions.

[YOrKLAke]

that doesnt even make sence, ur a dipshit. did i scare you? i love too scare people like you!

[erdekocarahodecadiz]

WTF!

[bikemano]

jaki pedał !!! Śmietnik mo na maxa , straszyc to moze swoja stara ale nie nas;p

[Marguiie]

OMG i scared !!

[RhondaL0VE]

i wasn't scared until you started talking about gas prices!!!!!

[gossipgirlguy]

i'm scared to sleep tonight.

[yourvideoisnotgood]

I have a prediction for you: a career at McDonalds

[Mr123poo]

y the hell do u even do this

[lokallize]

for a minute I thought that was MJ

[troma333]

: (

I scared.

[furon3]

the virus..

and gass...

[fredgatogostoso]

Swine Flu - - - Holy Shit

[sks2141]

how cum the witch is half - naked ? ... are you the sister of Saw guy ... your hair is so heidious like the buggs bunny witch ... !!! hahahaha

[ThePigeonWearsPrada]

O MY GOODNES, SO SCARY!!! no

[undeadarmy01]

shut the fuck up ur anoying and u cant scare me fucker

[Hellmonkey23]

Swine flu

[Hejzwej]

THEY TOOK OURR JUUBS! DURK DUUUR!!!

[undeadarmy01]

the virus is called Wicked Witch of the Web and u cant scare worth shit

[networkratesYT]

What kind of narcissist responds to his own videos?

[blackflower75]

Micheal Jackson...

I knew he wasnt dead :) .......

Or some tosser with waaaay to much time on his hands .....

[RageL1ght]

You 2headedF**k hmm its past may 1st its 2009 u F***king nub and ur face its just a mask

[edgarocs]

Include the questionable event with regards to Former PM Roh of South Korea and the questionable event of Mr. David Carradine with this Feb 2009 prophecy of Montagraph==tbc==....

[edgarocs]

Korea, man and then Iran-Israel courtesy of Alta Web Bot 1309 predictions. Doomb!==Theme Song pf Montagraph=="I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls and "I Dont Wanna Stop" by Ozzzy Osbourne==tbc==....

[chloedawnaza]

this is just weird

[ElusiveJo]

Monty, you did it again. Jack Kemp kicked the bucket, so that's another one! Must be something your Web site picked up with that Zodiac Project... it gave you teh powerz!

[Montagraph]

Actually, that is not who I am talking about! Jack Kemp was in politics from 1971, which disqualifies him automatically!

[ElusiveJo]

Okay, so does that mean we're still waiting for Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, Arlen Specter, or anyone else in Washington whose obits are already in the can? There are plenty of old dying guys who will have to be pried out of their Senate seats with a crowbar once rigor mortis sets in.

[sbmillionair]

you're scaring me man,

[doodoojerky]

This is Wild !!. I have seen this video when it came out..

Now there is some Pig Flu going around..

How did you know this was gonna to happen ?

PLZ TELL US !!!! Or are you just Lucky? @_@

[Montagraph]

Just luck..........? Ahahahahah Did I scare you?

[DrumWizzard]

You are awesome ! You first prediction actually came true !

How do you do it ???

[PariahOfTheKOHLM]

The wicked witch of the web doesn't NEED luck. AHAHAHAHAHA!

[dodgersdoorsdanzig]

You need you're own tv show cuz this kicks ass!

[arn0ldaar0n]

you are on the mark,Monty!

I sent you a message a few months ago about how I thought that you were a different breed-you nailed it to the date!

[slsmit2]

finally...these corrupt politicians are dying off..it still won't clean house we just have corrupt replacements with fake elections to ensure socialized debt, privatized wealth.continues

.I must show you my Miss Witch one day..

[thothbilliardsinc]

ted kennedy? I was totally thinking that too dodger. But look at the dude that's not hard to come up with. Then again I think anyone could make five predictions and have two come true. hahaha lortorr.... I think you might be scared.

[Montagraph]

Really? Ok, give me 5 and we will see how you do!

[thothbilliardsinc]

-The Vancouver Canucks will win the Stanley cup this year.

-The Canadian dollar will be within 3 cents of the American dollar this summer.

-There will be a failed assassination attempt on Obama before (feb. 2010) (possibly wounding him)

I

-There will be an earthquake on the eastern side of the ring of fire before the end of may 2010.

-American troops will be inside Pakistan "helping" before Christmas

[thothbilliardsinc]

Oh yeah, and the wicked witch of the web will bow down and declare me his master when I achieve a higher success rate.

[dodgersdoorsdanzig]

is ted kennedy gonna die?

[XxGeTsNiPeDxX]

wow 1 down

[USA4FREEDOM]

I find myself waiting for him to say..did i scare uuuuuuuuu

[lortorr]

You know what I'm saying is not nonsense. Stop loving the power you've tapped into and look at its source. It's not coming from you, look at it for real and turn back.

God is real. God loves you. That is truth. Not 2 out of 5 but 100% true.

[lortorr]

Why do you choose to hear the voice of satan instead of the voice of the Lord?

I recognize the voice speaking through you. Do you?

[Montagraph]

The lord is a fairy tale! Religion is TAUGHT! Pull that non-sense on someone else!!!

[Jahan917]

You can be made to believe anything is God, given the right circumstances and enough brainwashing

[MyAussieDay]

Number 1 has come true....wow

[NIBIRU122012]

freaky/creepy/spooky,, hmmm

[lortorr]

Totally wrong on the nuclear thing.

[Montagraph]

Really? Ah google 2 nuke subs collide on Feb 13th 2009. 1 French Sub and 1 Brit Sub both nuclear collide!

[THEYLIVE2012]

man this is the best video i've seen , very creepy especially how you pegged the flu date but that character you got going? the witch? fucking brilliant it's like a cross between the Joker & Cryptkeeper...amazing stuff very compelling

[ChrmdLabradorite]

Looks like the Conflicker worm isn't done either.

[jazzifarian70]

Keep Liftin that face:) E Gadds.

Out-of the Park, Monty!!

[Vieyra18]

im scared, i have to jackoff to calm me down

[Montagraph]

Ok, well pull out a picture of your Dad and get going!!!

[Jahan917]

ROFL!

[VerumUtPopulus]

OMG...this is f*cking freaking me out. One, he/she's damn scary. And two, because the first prediction came true.

But damn....hard to watch.

[kappy0405]

the wicked witch must be a conspiracy theorist. We're almost always right.

Google: 'Rockefeller New World Order'

[fartsmachine]

these predictions are vague as shit. it's like a traffic cop predicting that there will be at least 1 car accident in a big city.

[Montagraph]

Well consider this, anything could have been said, 1000s of different combinations, yet these specific 5 were given. Plus the other videos were dead on! Don't believe me? ahahahahahahahahah

[markymarkuss777]

man Montagraph this wicked witch gig is your best one out of all your imitations. You pulled both of the wicked witch videos off so well. And those predictions coming true, make it seem like you really are a witch in this. .

[dunn98632]

crazy the dub thing and the nuclaer thing happened plug gas prices were at 4 dollars before his prediction technically they just went down early so that could be considered true as well

[baboonsquadron]

the virus is here !

[NIBIRU122012]

no nuclear even happened, so this is dumb, but funny,lol

[Montagraph]

Atually it did! 2 nuclear subs collided on Feb 13th, a French nuke sub and a brit nuke sub. Google it!

[NIBIRU122012]

your right , forgot about that one, pretty good my friend , BOOO , did i scare you, hahaha, have you in my favorites, love this shyt, keep it up , and good job

[tomgzy]

actually two nuclear subs did collide

[AntaresInScorpius]

OH MY GOD. The NORTH KOREANS RE STARTED THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM RECENTLY. YOU SAID A NUCLEAR EVENT WOULD HAPPEN BEFORE JUNE 1at. MAN YOU ARE INCREDIBLE!

[AntaresInScorpius]

OH MY GOD. YOU PREDICTED THE SWINE FLU!

[AntaresInScorpius]

OH MY GOD. YOU PREDICTED THE VIRUS THAT HIT COMPUTERS RECENTLY. 2 for two AWESOME>>

[SteeAsp]

Sorry l was'nt listening l want to be your hairdresser.

:)

[goldensun38]

you can't make predictions on thing's that already happened.

[Montagraph]

The video was made in February 2009!!!

[AntaresInScorpius]

when he made the video none of these things had happened yet. I call him the "great montagraphini"

[pgomez22]

why don't you ever blinnnnnnnnnk??? lol

[Edgarasmith]

You're kidding right? I'm not the clown in the halloween mask asking people to quess which of my statements might be true. A little introspection here may go a long way.

[yiorgos1]

hahahahahahaa this could be his best character yet! "did i scare you?"

[Edgarasmith]

5 predictions, 2 accurate? You would have 2 1/2 just by chance...so much for your super natural powers. I won't be back!

[Montagraph]

You make NO sense!

[sesmoreres]

Why don't you take off that cheap wig!!

[BrunaScalcione]

no such thing as "predictions"

[Montagraph]

What do you mean by that?

[Faizon101]

nuclear event? North korea?

[williamfos]

Faizon. DId you see 75 people in NYC school suspected infected? Google it.

[Faizon101]

just saw it i got my respirator ready

[williamfos]

1 of 5 already. Swine Flu. Damn you are scary.

[yiorgos1]

don't forget the computer virus that went around

[Montagraph]

That's right, the Conflicker!

[wwe107]

Good.

[V3KTOR417]

...

[LudiBamBudi]

WTF ????? whta movie/song is it ??

[megallicadian]

i plan to make everyone shit their pants on july the 1st this year you havent predicted that have u.

[megallicadian]

hey dude how do you get that look what conditioner do use, who did the cosmetic surgery. im pretty confident ill improve my chances with the ladies with that look.

[megallicadian]

lol wiked witch of the web that virus already hit u by the looks of it.

[SnookCowboy]

Love the eyes Bro.

April 15th Atlanta.

news on the tube about bio not nuclear attack.

Bilderberg was called out in mainstream media today.

Eris/Plutoid inbound Dec 13th 2012.

Web-bot can't make it past 2012.

Heavy Shit will go down.

Positive not???? WE OUT-NUMBER THEM!!!

They won't stand a chance..

[mrazwanabe]

by the end of the year ull be in a mental hospital, dont believe me? wait and see

[Montagraph]

No I don't! Do you want to bet on that? Put your $ where your mouth is.....waiting! ahahahah

[markymarkuss777]

Wow man, the first 2 predictions pretty much came true. The bird flu virus sent out to 18 different nations. Then the Conflicker virus in the computers on April 1st.

[shimfa100]

nigguh shutup you aint devil and hahaha my ass

[Montagraph]

Man, learn how to write! You are not EDUCATED! DUMMY!

[maddog326]

The person you are thinking of is Ted Kennedy? Oh and It's march 15 happy nuke day everyone!

[MeLizzY02]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololo.oololololoollo I LOVE PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Diannagodlove]

your a douche wish i knew you in real life cause i would pimp slap u backwards!!!!!!

[Montagraph]

Well, I am in the states too! If you would like, maybe we could meet and I would buy you some "Koolaid" BOY!

[YGORKNIGHT]

you are very ugly man but you are funny !

[blookup]

May 1st is the illuminatti's birthday.

[DethGlock117]

roflmao

[danaijalexandar]

This did scare me. lol. I can't look at the mask. lmao.

---D.A

[arbiterg]

hilarius loved it

[unholyd]

This guy is a fucking Idiot...People like him is the people i am going after first.Sick mother fucker..Hell no. you dont scare us..Kinda feel sorry for you.Put a bullet in your fucking Head.Send you too hell where you belong.Very sad

[Toastdw]

i fucking love you dude, you inspire me the way no words can truly express, thank you.

[Banx74]

I was gona ask if u'r mental....clearly u are.

Next Question: Do u live in mental hospital?

[1993sugarbowl]

This guy must have access to some killer pot! I mean the chronic above all chronic

[LiarsNightmare]

I see a 4/5 potential on this one.

[Dart11111]

you be a pretty big ass loser lmao.,

[LiarsNightmare]

Does he scare you, little boy?

"lmao"

Sheepishly, I'm sure.

[monster755]

wow your a bigger loser then me!

[paul204533]

ur gay

[Montagraph]

Your DAD is gay!

[katncandy]

well beautiful, spit happens. no, you don't scare me. fear doesn't help.

[ModernMinuteMan]

all but the gas will go up lawlz.

[watermelonfrenzy]

I'mma prolly get the human virus... D: I suck..I'm really susceptible to disease and I have no fucking idea why. lmao

[parammore]

sorry, that was my little brother

[parammore]

ye are weird

[thelamb777]

Alex is a Jesuit...

Don't root for him anymore...

He's a Rome agent...

And I get this now...

He's imitating the disinfo fear mongering and rumours of the internet...

[scentspray1]

montagraph i know this may sound stupid but could  that nuclear vent diaster could it create mutants and turn into a giant apoclapse

[cdisas23]

u stink.......

[BespokeGroupUK]

more cheerful optimism from a non partisan stance (sigh!)

[squeegiegrrl]

u haz creepy eyeballz

[JAYCZero]

This Guy sounds just like King Kai the Ocean Group Version from Dragonball Z

[sk9utube]

#1 virus prior 5-1-09, #2 computer virus 6-1-09, #3 $4>5-1-09 , #4 nuclear disaster event prior 3-15-09, #5 Some old politician will die 6-1-09

[Scottde420]

lol thats what everyone said about the stupid alien ship over atl hahahahaha montagraph you so funny haha

[poobed666]

i will do the exact impersonation

[poobed666]

im going to do an exact impersonation

[identification21]

i love this character! my cheap crappy imitations dont do her justice :(

[mely1234u]

did i scareeeeee youuuuu???? hahahhahahaah

that thing scared me

[ladyewoyn]

Ted Kennedy.

[acrislazoiu]

being famous or seen by many puts you under mind control also puts others under mind control so therefore for each person who sees him he should see the same similar thing maybe he will just wind up watching batman over and over..

[acrislazoiu]

if you were a wicked witch why would you tell us anything... and being psycic is easy as hell... it's not even hard... go get your own psycic powers ... it'l take like one month wow..

[kimintexas]

$4.00 gas again! That scares me!

[Scottde420]

ride your bike or stfu

[notloz2]

Yep you need a life out side of the web.

[Montagraph]

Yeah, ok! Too, funny! Stop talking about yourself, little one! Ha

[RALthaDon]

DEED I SCAAAARE YOUU?!??!

[back2thefutre]

Wanna go on date sometime?

[samurimaster500]

you scared the shit out of me but i watched the whole thing if that shit is all going to be true which in i think yes i better start early packing for buging the fuck out. nice man i going to subscribe. you look so much like the joker and act like him to funny ok. eric ******************5***********­*************

[morfeeene]

#5 = ted kennedy

come on, that's an easy prediction

other comments:

1. Wicked witch needs rotten teeth

2. Need a prediction of when WW will find a mate

[stiffler125]

he looks more like the fucked up baby mutant sheep that bites the mans ear off, on black sheep lol

[stiffler125]

he looks better with the witch mask on, to hide his sick ugly face

[PariahOfTheKOHLM]

I am most on board for the virus only because my friend who works at one of the biggest software developers in America is scared because they are talking about a push to, and I quote "Abandon non-cloud based computing by 2011" and this plays right into that. Not that I think that the virus is the only one that could happen. All of these could with high probability, but that one sounds like a real winner to me just because of how suck it would be for the average joe.

[jonorowe]

Castro!

[cool10co]

u should play joker on batman movie :P

[Montagraph]

That would be a lot of fun! If they asked me, I would do it-no problem!

[cool10co]

not only fun, there will be a fantastic performance!! :P

[greglawrence]

I think I would probably pay a dollar every week for a new episode from NWO, Witch and Sheeple...Where's the PayPal Donate button?...

My prediction?...

You will be late on the release of your Illuminati series...lol!