Madden Draws a Penis

[PlaymakerSeries]

If he can draw a penis and two balls in 19 seconds, then who knows what the fucker would have drawn if the play were longer.

[MegaGibby96]

wheres the fucking head?

[andrewtodd96]

he only drew a second line to "distract" you form the huge penis he drew on live tv!

[dc619]

hahaa

[jrzy49]

It's missing a steady head pattern!

[hlslayer123]

Madden always points out the obvious.

[PancakeBirdRS]

now i gotta find pancakebirdRs's comment...

[lukejeter7]

@PancakeBirdRS @Mrgyn lol

[McKillerRus]

But id don't have head!

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Jerry Sandusky did that.

[PancakeBirdRS]

this isnt madden idiot its the nfl

[HelpIGotNoSoul]

@PancakeBirdRS You know he did commentary right?

[bejo956]

@PancakeBirdRS he meant madden as in the announcer FIAL, do your research, you just got served.

[Uprising771]

@PancakeBirdRS john madden was a nfl sports broadcaster, nfl coach, and player..the video game series is named after him.

[HammerHeadScott]

Awkward.

[PackofSpurs]

who won?

[rabidbunnies2]

@PackofSpurs the ladys

[SuperWatch8]

yes i saw this too

[Fanik10]

fail

[EternalReaper123]

they drew an extra pube :D

[udirrtyhippie123]

needle dick



[darkmage767]

i'm at this wierd part of youtube again

[detBits]

@darkmage767 Stfu with that unoriginal comment... This isn't even the weird part....

[darkmage767]

@detBits it actually is...

[detBits]

@darkmage767 no its not

[asd123hhh]

@detBits yeah bro that shits startin to piss me off too

[SpiritTwilight]

I wonder if...the glans...made it passed the two...testicles.

[Mike61911]

Ha blug blah bloo hagg ahlll , and he goes to the right to be open for the pass.. John maddens best speech.

[nikkoleteroxx]

YOU GUYS R SOOOO INAPROPRIATE..IM ONLY 12 AND IK!

[MrBoredazhell]

Instead of "senile" in the description you meant to write "penile"

[jontyboy8675309]

@MrBoredazhell its supposed to be senile dumbass hes talking about madden

[MrBoredazhell]

@jontyboy8675309 And you dimbfuck it's a joke becase it sounds like penis but your tiny little brain can't fathom things I see

[funkyhoboman]

See the thing about penises is they gotta have length, but they also gotta have girth. The best penises have length and girth. Brett Favre has the best penis, because his penis is better than everyone else's. The people with the best penises usually pleasure their woman better, so the best strive to have the best penis. Viewers should check out my new video game, Madden Penis Enhancement '11. Al.

[mastergman15]

@funkyhoboman Please tell me your not a guy

[ElZappata]

@funkyhoboman I got as far as "See the thing about penises " with Madden's voice and chocked on the water I was drinking!!!! LOL!

[acrock21]

@funkyhoboman omg rip al we miss you in oakland ...

[bobcline123456789]

@funkyhoboman let me guess, your brett favre and youre trying to promote yourself. WELL IM NOT BUYING IT.

[davd1986]

@funkyhoboman Boom. Tuff actin tinactin!

[8JobForAMexican8]

lmao! it was the perfect set up :p

[TheChocolateSheep]

@0:15 AH! MY RIGHT NUT!

[12345678954815]

LMFAOO!!



[TrojansForgottenMan]

I too see a penis. He wears #31, played for 0U, and can be seen chasing Santana Moss after getting burned over the top AGAIN.

[Th3BlackTaco]

Holy shit that penis is 10 yards long

[Brian211978]

Hmmm...then that's the most oblong penis in HISTORY!!

[biggiePBG]

i feel so bad for that one football player.hes gonna have the blast of his life! GAYYY

[VikeFan284296]

"You know you get the testacles together and you, and you get the penis together, and you get the scrotum together, and that's male genetalia."

[SuperCrazyus]

@vannehxx you be trollin'! Saying everything is fake and gay! Haha :)

[11ASC]

JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!

[jusjus115]

thats one effed up penis

[fosan2db]

Free-Ipad.tv

[MrBallaBoy21]

A dick with no head?

[Pipodelul]

330 people don't have a penis because they're castrated

[Favre4Eva4]

Head was chopped off. Musta been one hell of a block.

[gotdeem37]

330 people are jealous of maddens drawing skills

[Whoizcasper]

cowboys are dicks so madden was correct

[keepreppindemcrips]

@Whoizcasper probably the best accidental penis so far

[exmortis]

The sequel to Madden Draws a Penis! /watch?v=OfxJ8GHwmBM

[thatonegum]

@pyromania2334 because your supposed to have 2 nuts?

[1Andrade22]

who ever doesnt think this is funny is a douche bag

[TheR0flman]

NEEDLEDICK! NEEDLEDICK! NEEDLEDICK!

[jaxson077]

Fail thums up for fail

[FLIP0325]

It's not like he's deliberately drawing penises on the telestrator... if John Madden was deliberately drawing a penis every time they showed a replay, you would think the NFL and the FCC would have done something to get him off the air a long time ago.

[L45hley]

obviosuly not fake,but if im honest,if your penis is like that,you need a doctor......

[Sk8nicnac4CP]

ok dude a penis has 2 circles 2 lines 1 tringle. the only has 2 circles and 1 line.

[Camel22221]

THis is obviously fake. Easy to use computer technology to make Madden look bad. Enough please.

[adam1mc]

@Camel22221 -- I don't normally reply to comments on this video, but I will reply to your's. This is NOT fake. I recorded it off the TV. You can see the Comcast DVR ticker at the beginning of the video and us laughing throughout the scene. So no, this is not fake. Not to mention my video editing skills suck. Just look at my other videos. I can't alter or fake video's worth a crap.

[PsychopathicLlama]

@adam1mc ill comment on this to.....how can u say this is fake...the camera is shaking, as is the marks he is making....its part of the tv

[theamitlifeTV]

@Camel22221 he's watching on a tv? can't edit off a tv.

...........retarded Dumbass

[SpritePix]

@Camel22221 You mad you cant find anything funny on live tv so you try to make it into a "computer technology" from a awesome game called "Madden"? Kid please...

[HailCostanza]

@Camel22221 Hahaha, do you even WATCH football? This shit happens all the time, you daft cunt!

[Rickrolled1231]

@Camel22221 dude i watched this exact game, or at least the same play were madden marked it like that

[minikeast]

@Camel22221 FAG

[Boog2200]

@minikeast: faggot ass pussy stfu.

[falko714]

@Camel22221 fag

[PieandBiscuits]

@Camel22221 fag

[ReptarTehDino]

uhuhu penis.

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

What no head?

[pyromania2334]

why is their only 2 nuts?...... and wheres the head

[SportsCentral51]

@pyromania2334 ?

[UnnecessaryClips]

@pyromania2334 2 nuts is normal, dude...

[666BLeue]

@pyromania2334 I lol at you.

[thebest1eva]

Looks like that guy wants to fuck! aha

chase a chicken and Fuck it! WTF@ lmao

[adam1mc]

@vannehxx -- Obviously 1,052,210 people enjoyed it. So I'm not the only one with a dirty mind :-)

[999deaths]

@adam1mc accualy 1,108,099 people watched it and 1,888 people liked it 333 disliked it

[TheDarkstar010]

@adam1mc how DO you get your mind get unstuck from the damnable gutter? lmao

[vannehxx]

@adam1mc yeah, having a dirty mind is completely different than being immature. having a dirty mind would be recognizing that it is a penis. finding it funny that it happened, well. then you must be 12 to find that shit hilarious.

[vannehxx]

@vannehxx enjoyed watching a "penis" being drawn...? oh yeah. thats quality entertainment.

[Huhmasta]

@vannehxx lmao get a sense of humor or get the fuck out

[vannehxx]

@Huhmasta wow, i didnt know drawing penises was funny. guess you have to be retarded to find that shit humorous.

[Huhmasta]

@vannehxx lol it's fucking hilarious watching you trying to act like you're soo "mature", lmao learn to lighten up. The fact that Madden has done this THREE times on live television alone is hilarious. No one here thinks you're cool XD. bye now

[vannehxx]

@Huhmasta LMFAO who the fuck says i was cool....? youre obviously not for enjoying some dude draw a penis on tv. now that shits hilarious. xD

[DaBushy]

@vannehxx are u like 45?

[vannehxx]

@DaBushy no are *you?

[UniversalHere]

@vannehxx you obviously had a shitty teenage life

[vannehxx]

@UniversalHere i am a teenager, im just mature and...you're not. lmfao.

[UniversalHere]

@vannehxx oh your so cool a mature teenage...no wonder you have no friends....your wasting precious years of life

[vannehxx]

@UniversalHere much rather be mature than laugh my ass off at a fake penis. OMFG THATS SOOO FUNNY, ME IZ 5 YRS OLDE.

[bullsonparade80]

@vannehxx if u think that this is just dirty minded, why the fuck are u watching it then???

[vannehxx]

@bullsonparade80 *y-o-u. so i can inform you on how retarded you all are for finding this funny. :)

[bullsonparade80]

@vannehxx thanks for the insight, asshole.

[vannehxx]

@bullsonparade80 oh, no prob!<3333~*~*~*~*

[SpritePix]

@vannehxx obviosly you got no sense of humor... asshole...

[vannehxx]

@SpritePix lol yeah, anyone who finds a penis funny must be the classiest of people. or ignorant. ;)

[SpritePix]

@vannehxx The fact that is it was drawn on live tv, and was put on youtube, for well, 1,128,999 people, or more to see... And I agree with adam1mc, he isnt the only on with a dirty mind...

[vannehxx]

@SpritePix ...what's your point? cause like i said before, you must be extremely immature to find this funny. having a dirty mind is a completely different story though. OMFGGGG HE DREW A PENIS ACCIDENTALLY LAWLZ UR SEW FUNNAY. lmfao, really? i remember this shit being funny in like, middle school. how old are all of you....?

[SpritePix]

@vannehxx It's funny how you rage and whine like a bitch... But I understand, and hey while your at it, why dont you tell what you said to let's see, over 1,128,999 people? Plus why dont you just let us be? Let us enjoy what we watch? Some people like to watch this, some people dont? What's your point of being here? Being a retard seems like the awnser. But then again you are having some wierd problem of what 1 million people like to watch, you mad you cant make a good vid or something?

[SpritePix]

@vannehxx Like what's your problem here? So what if 12 years old or immature people watch this vid, theres many 12 years old and immature on youtube around you. and if you dont like that get a thing called "friends" Now i know your gonna rage into some crap im not gonna read and yet respond back. But really? Go to some friend finder webiste yeesh, I see you got nothing to do all day on all that spare time~

[vannehxx]

@SpritePix .....LMFAO. clearly im the one who HAS friends, remember, im not the one laughing at a penis, but alrighty then. ;) and you're replying back, so whatever spare time you're talking about, i see you have a ton of time on your hands aswell rofl~~~~

[SpritePix]

@vannehxx Clearly I only response at night, during the day I dont waste life. Plus it's the concept that it was drawn on LIVE TV embarrassing itself... People want comedy and your just a dickwad about comedy or has something against it. But why are you here? Why do you share the same human race with us? Your only good to us like a bird, a retarded one. And you're replying back... Most of these people here are probably gonna agree with me on this one. And no joke about it either...

[vannehxx]

@SpritePix ...lmfao, I'm sorry. do you hear yourself right now..? I'm retarded because I don't find this funny, yet you're going on about me being a bird/saying I don't belong in this race BECAUSE i don't find this funny. LOLOL wtf are you. please. stop talking. or don't, you're retarded-ness humors me LOL. CLEARLY I'm not human then, right. nah, just a hell of a lot mature then all of you. and aw, you came back! what happened to not reading my shit....? :(

[liljuve13]

its a deformed penis....

[hickshrtg2012]

wheres the head??

[EngorgedVagina]

madden, you are fucking stupid!

[Roachenator]

the head was missing

[NVClownin]

Ah yes. the old "banana hammock" play.

[tayybizz]

thats a weird looking penis...

[whoeveriam0iam14222]

do you have a penis on your right ball??

[CJandRob]

lmao

[noex100]

No, you've got it all wrong. Tony Romo secretly uses the identity "John Madden" so he can be gay as often as he wants!

[Safetyfirst456]

Wow im worried about madden

[areallyrandomnamelol]

LMFAO

[RegulatedMilitia]

i like how subtly he did it

[Chris1337]

LOL

[michaelm2fscopm95]

: )

[xSlapshot49x]

why does madden draw so much penis. he reminds of the guy from superbad who always draws dicks

[adam1mc]

@nmorris47 Go fuck yourself panzy. It was recorded with the only means available. If you don't like it, then don't watch it.

[mouchochi13]

your fucking description is almost as good as the video itself LOL

[ZimM804]

damn... toooooooo funny

[BMac7773]

ROFL Its got to be some kind of freudian slip! LOL

[anonymousdrifter]

This is like the third fucking time in which Madden has drawn a penis....WHAT THE FUCK?

[R8erNation636]

He's thinking about Brett Favre.

[MikeTXBerry]

hahahahaha

[999deaths]

@anonymousdrifter i think madden is gay...

[stewie274]

Whoa, videogames these days have gotten so real that I thought that this footage was from Madden 10 at first. The camera angle and picture quality makes it look like that.

[gobberpooper]

i thought the exact same thing! i was thinking that it was some sort of easter egg the creators put into the game

[ZoSo8786]

not even close

[vjd55]

Congrats on a million views man! Hilarious.. good heads-up play recording it.

[DrVegasIII]

Come on you 30 year old virgins, Its just the shaft with unequal balls !!!!

[kingoflamez2]

lmafo.. he did it 3 times in his carrer..

[eblackman]

hahahahahaha

[supercam93]

since he forgot the head now it looks like a cannon

[mikemike388]

haha lol

[5c0ttiex]

rofl

[pyronan]

lmao

[ToothDecay7758]

He did it wrong

[winchester214]

He did that on a other vid

[LadyRaiya]

lmfao

[thezombie65]

lol he forgot the head

[MegaCorncake21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he did draw one

[tdstudd1996]

" so you can see as he throws a bullet down the ureathra and he'll catch it on the shaft and run it right into the scrotum"

[bballwiz94]

LOL, you sir, just made my day.

[Xer0Tr0n]

@tdstudd1996 XDDDDDDDDDDD

[HYBRIDhater]

hahhahaha

[ericneice]

no foreskin, i mean favreskin, on that penis

[fenderrock34]

wow  ...

[R8erNation636]

He was probably thinking about Brett Favre when he drew that.

[JDizzle1731]

plaxico is the head lol

[DarkHoodedGirl]

awesomer than me

[donputo69]

thats the 2 balls and 1 dick straight route.....

[smitty199160]

That's a real dick play!

[ROCKETP0WER]

i just wana suk it!

[LizMarshy]

Your Mum beat you to it.