Last time I filled up with Premium here (at US$6.17/gallon) I got a free Ferrari keyring. WTF? They're giving me stuff for buying their expensive god damn fuel now? Does THAT vacuum their conscience? I got resentful because for the price I paid, I want some better shit than that!
I hear they just passed a law that gas stations must have TVs at each pump constantly showing hard core pornography...this way you get to watch someone else get fucked.
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OctaviaW 3 years ago
I feel that same way, but still buy the regular lol
TheEyesOfTheSouth 3 years ago
LOL!!!
anakin1814 3 years ago
first you get screwed by the gas company and immediately you see someone you want to screw and you lose concentration, have you learned nothing? LOL
Ranblv 3 years ago
Gas prices suck balls. It was $4.29 a gallon here yesterday. I'm not sure what it is today, but that does make sense about buying premium gas.
LuckyStrike502 3 years ago
Last time I filled up with Premium here (at US$6.17/gallon) I got a free Ferrari keyring. WTF? They're giving me stuff for buying their expensive god damn fuel now? Does THAT vacuum their conscience? I got resentful because for the price I paid, I want some better shit than that!
zebidee55 3 years ago
Like a Ferrari.
captainfury2007 3 years ago
idiot! why don´t you turn the camera to the chick??
ralfonzo83 3 years ago
Yeah, I fucked up. I was distracted with my raging boner.
captainfury2007 3 years ago
I agree! I was hoping to see some great big boobies!
LuckyStrike502 3 years ago
I hear they just passed a law that gas stations must have TVs at each pump constantly showing hard core pornography...this way you get to watch someone else get fucked.
3BallJosh 3 years ago
That needs to be a law.
captainfury2007 3 years ago