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  • She doesn't realize that she's talking to the gargoyle.....

  • I know how this woman feels.

    I was raised in an atheist household and I literally didn't think I'd make it out alive. It's prayer and my service to Christ that helped me live through it!

  • why is she so F U C K I N G..... F A T?? All those kids in africa starving while this fat bitch mows down shit loads more food then she even needs

  • She obviously hasn't done very much hard labor in her life. 0:41

  • Hell no, that little voice in your head is God saying to lose some fucking weight and stop acting like an enraged wildebeast

  • If Heaven's full of people like her, I want to go to hell.

  • This woman makes me proud to be an Atheist.

  • woulda been funny if the rocking chair broke at 0:35

  • I agree with here. she's broken. 

  • Her ass weighs 100 pounds for each buttcheecks.

  • It wouldn't fall within the realm of disbelief to say this woman suffers from schizophrenia. I would hope for the family's sake that these videos are viewed by the proper authorities in her area. Child protective services would be a good place to start. There is some definite mental issues going on there.

  • @pamdescot I can telepathically talk with a guy named Jesus and he is telling me to do things.

  • Its Janna the hut!!

  • reminds me of "carrie the crazy chrsitian mother

  • I am muslim and I don't believe she is christian. I think christians would be embarassed by her, atheist also

  • @PipG1rl

    we are

  • what denomination is she? southern baptist?

  • @lyriclex

    She's of the denomination 'hateful bitch'. Wait, that doesn't narrow it down a lot...

  • she is not a christian she is a fucking crazy christian

  • @tommygunn9394 all christians are fucking crazy

  • jesus would bitchslap her

  • I love how she views spending time with this family of calm people as a struggle. She is the one who is acting absurd, and ignorant. Religion warps thinking, and makes people project like a mother fucker.

  • why are most fat peole crazy religous phycos

  • id rofl so hard if the chair broke and she fell through the woodwook lol.

    

  • it looks so scary seeing her talking and praying like that. It looks like shes doing an exorcism or something ahah

  • That chair is a trooper! I wonder if 'God' told her that gluttony is a sin?

  • she says she has been blessed, bahaha with what a fat lazy demonic bitch?

  • a true christian isn't catholic - for one.

    secondly, it doesnt take a prophet to see that she is battling spirits.

    Spirit of rejection

    Spirit of insecurity

    Spirit of Religion/law

    just to name a few

  • @MissionRiddim i'm catholic. i'm not like that. but i respect your opinion even so.

    but still, She's a freakin ape

  • she is a big fat liar.

  • they're NOT EVEN CHRISTIAAAAAAAAN!

  • 7 God warriors has watched this...

  • I dont know what you guys heard in this video..

    but all i heard was that chair saying " WHAT THE FUCK!!"

  • Lady, in the Bible people were tortured to death to prove their faith. He supposedly asked you to live with non-Christians for like a week and you think that's too much?

  • Its not really nice to make fun of obesity but she makes it really nasty

  • God is telling you that you have committed one of the most deadliest sins. GLUTTONY

  • I give it all up to you lord except my twinkies, my cakes, my sodas,........

  • anybody else catch the screen door rebounding off of her ass? Ew.

  • Oh what a tub of lard! It really shows in the side view.

  • she should puke more often, it might slim her up a bit

  • Everyone in america needs to go to church.God bless Sister Marguerite !

  • @montsyblackmadonna FUCK GOD! HE IS NOT REAL! GIVE ME PROOF GOD IS REAL!

  • that is just a lame excuse to not believe in God if you really wanted to know the truth than you would never stop searching with a open heart, seek and you shall find do your research i was atheist but when i watched Star of Bethlehem it opened the door to Christianity to me and it goes beyond that

  • @montsyblackmadonna if it means I end up like her > NO WAY

  • this woman is a paranoid schitzophrenic. I feel so bad for the church she attends.

  • @KyoshirouNybu the power of god turned the atomic distribution of the carbon atoms in that poor chair, the moment she sit on it,  into the damn diamond structure, there's no other logical explanation....All praise Jesus!!!

  • she most lose some weight i swear jenny craig will do fine

  • she isn't very christian-like for a christian...

  • its just me and god.... + camera man

  • Hows this bitch gonna get into heaven, shes gonna get stuck in the gates!

  • @MrTrance420 well maybe they have a chainsaw to cut some space in the doors just for her or there is a ramp for the trucks she's going to use in the future ;)

  • God needs to make more food so the rest of us can have something to snack on cause she is consuming the entire iniverse

  • DAMN! That's one strong ass chair to support her fat glutton ass.

  • God Warrior: "It's just me and God right now."

    God: "No way lady! You're too much, even for Me! I'm out of here!" *flies away on an outboard cloud*

  • God expecting more than she can do, LOL... Like stopping gluttony, wrath and vainglory...

  • yes thats what I would do show off my quiet time with the whole world...

  • I love my treadmill now even more just by seeing this.

  • I need to get that chair.

  • Picture her spending time with Marilyn Manson. It would be the greatest sitcom ever.

  • Yeah just keep the light saber away form her. Don't want her to go jedi and yell " DARK SIDED!" on marilyn.

  • Gargiles, Slycics... everything is dork sahded!!!

  • god, prayer, church and jesus is all a load of shit, how can people belive in that crap, no wonder the world is fxxxed its full off retards that belive in a made up story

  • i think she wants a tarporlin doesn't she, that one she is wearing needes ironing

  • When did Tonka start making rocking chairs?

  • I she's demon possesed!!

  • Has it occured to anyone she ISNT a christian ?

    A true christian would NEVER behave in the ways she is behaving, it's ungodly and sinful not to mention demonic.

  • not to mention dork sided

  • @Fight0Tyranny Has it occurred to you that countless numbers of "Christians" behave this way? It is honestly not a stretch. I don't like getting into arguments over religion but if you don't like the stereotype then Christianity needs major internal changes.

  • @Gnomesyze

    Oh I certainly agree with you, Christianity needs MAJOR changes, but it's the body of Christ (His Followers) who need changes.

  • @Fight0Tyranny

    @Gnomesyze

    Christianity doesn't need change, that's the reason why it's a joke in the modern world. It's been changed and adapted countless times since it's beginning, there are literally thousands of different denominations. If you want to follow Christianity, there's no logic in shopping around to find a denomination that you agree with. The true Christian religion is from the Eastern Orthodox Church, western Christianity has turned into nothing but a plague.

  • @Aleko99 oh please,as a born Orthodox Cristian myself,i can tell you even though it's not as fanatic as western Christianity, the mentality remains the same, if i go right now to my mother/grandma/aunt/cousin(wom­en relatives especially) and tell them that i don't believe in God,that shit is gonna hunt me for the rest of my life,cuz they would look at me as if i was a damn walking demon.Actual words from a high ranking priest during a ceremony:"Christianity is the most beautiful religion of all."

  • @mihaimoldo

    I'm not trying to justify the religion I'm just saying that you can't call yourself a Christian and be a part of a denomination that has changed so many times over the years. The actual truth of religion is a completely different matter. People are the same everywhere; the masses into the religion of their brith, while the rest of us with intellectual determination realize the absurdity of the institution.

  • @Aleko99 it pains me to say this,but religion has a role in our society, because it helps keep unstable people that could otherwise let loose of their animal instincts(killing, pillaging, torture, rape, etc) with nothing to fear.Because let's face it, in our society, reason and rationality is pretty scarse,and the majority who lack this, i say crucial social quality that anyone should have, need smth to keep them in line, otherwise chaos would take over the world.Sadly religion took it to far!

  • @mihaimoldo

    Exactly. Religion is needed in our society. It keeps the masses under control so the intellectual leaders of our world can make progress while the majority is complacent. But when holy wars arise, it defeats the entire purpose.

  • @mihaimoldo

    But I don't mean to underscore the truth in religion. There's a lot about the nature of life that can be found through religion, but when religious weirdos start misinterpreting what they read and changing religion to fit their own needs, then religion loses it's essence of truth.

  • @Gnomesyze

    Christianity doesn't need change, that's the reason why it's a joke in the modern world. It's been changed and adapted countless times since it's beginning, there are literally thousands of different denominations. If you want to follow Christianity, there's no logic in shopping around to find a denomination that you agree with. The true Christian religion is from the Eastern Orthodox Church, western Christianity has turned into nothing but a plague.

  • shes a christian, you can be crazy or sane and still be a christian. shes just one of the crazy ones. the crusades, spanish inquisition, burning of Joan of Arc. And there are the great ones, mother Teresa, the last pope, queen victoria, winston churchhill, every american president....need i go on?

  • @Fight0Tyranny yeah beacuse religion doesn't attract crazy people and she's the first person to alter religious beliefs and views to suite her own life view.

  • @Fight0Tyranny

    I see that you are from the UK, you don't have to deal with the hyperactive evangelical types seen here, which are quite often loud, annoying, and unwilling to accept that people might be happy the way they are.

  • What do you mean by "true" Christian? To be a Christian all you have to do is believe in God and Christ (and Christ's life, death, etc.). I agree that she does not represent modern day Christianity (which has been watered down and edited to seem less absurd). She does however represent Christians many generations ago before the advents of science when many superstitions were expelled.

  • @Fight0Tyranny I wouldn't judge whether she's a Christian or not...I just think you shouldn't have flipped off that vigorously...that just makes other people not wanna approach God even more...that's bad...

  • @Fight0Tyranny every christian who doesnt agree with what another is saying, say the other christians arent christians.. making the word pointless :P

  • @Fight0Tyranny Sounds like a Christian to me.

  • @Fight0Tyranny On the contrary: I would say she is MORE christian than most! She sure takes the bible more serious. And after all THAT is supposed to be skydaddy's word...

    Also: Please google "no true scotsman" to learn why you're not making any sense.

  • @Fight0Tyranny SHE IS DEFINITALY A RELIGIOUS PERSON THOUGH, AND BECAUSE OF THIS, I THINK THEIR IS NO REASON FOR THIS RETARDATION, AND IM TALKING ABOUT RELIGION

  • @Fight0Tyranny She's just following what she's been taught

  • that woman ate jesus

  • wow, what a hardcore christian

  • Dude, This lady made me STOP being a christian. People with boners for Jesus like this should be hung.

  • I'm christian and this chick is just crazy!!! OMG like what is wrong with her. She must be dork sided.

  • Holy crap, the chair's made of wood!

  • that chair must be of high quality

  • If onlee we all had furniture still being made like that rocking chair

  • @KyoshirouNybu i belive its reinforced steel

  • @KyoshirouNybu made of iron and painted brown

  • can we say um... clinical Schizophrenia?

  • More like ignorance. Makes us Christians look like pieces of dog pile shit!

  • you do that to your selfs far better than even she can.

  • Yeah guess ur right...

  • Church is a waste of time.

  • God loves his creations, however pities those who acts "phycho-ish" like this girl is.

    I love my christian community, just not the crazy ones. lol

  • It's about a psycho whale that believes in God.

  • gotta watch the show to know what its about

  • Christianity is best religion

  • Christianity is a Joke...haha

  • true

  • She's not even scared.. She just knows they think she's a fool. She's humiliated. Fucking idiots that go on television tend to get publicly humiliated. She's not crazy. She's just a very overemotional, overdramatic douchebag.

  • She's not broken, the chair is going to be broken.

  • That's one well-designed rocking chair.

  • HAHAHAHAA

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  • This lady has children. Isn't that sad?

  • How did she not break that rocking chair???

  • How does she not break any chair lol

  • Oh how cute, its always like this...

    We are special! created by god!

    i must have some signifficant meaning!

    i live forever... after i die...

  • ...this lady needs to open the fuck up...idk if god is real but if he is....this is definately NOT what he wants....

  • FFS. FOR THE LAST TIME PEOPLE GOD DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST. If the people think so highly of god, believers of god cant even proof the fact that god existed. Science already proved GOD an image conjured up by human creativity. I think that the people who created god back then probably taken drugs and saw bunch of rainbow color and a human look alike and think its GOD.

  • well, your sounding more like this lady already. extremist.

  • spartan me sounding like this lady? You must have something wrong with your interpretation. Everything i comment about god its the truth. Majority of the people on earth dont believe it exist, and yet some people still hide themselves in their turtle shells. They need some reality check. If you have time spartan go look at facts about god. Science has proved that god doesnt exist. Its just a delusion of people's creativity of society.

  • Yuna you may be right but you can't deny that there is a profound mystery to our existance. At least on the surface it appears that way. I don't think there's a god any more than you do, but there is a mystery and in that mystery lies the creative play of wonder and investigation. I think your theory about the ancients on drugs is true, but the need to identify with a higher power would have come from the fear of our own mortality anyway, even without drugs.

  • ah fringe here is the fun part. Human creativity back then had an huge impact on what the people think. This is the mystery of existence. Eras back people minds were easily manipulated because of lack of knowledge. The controvesial topics are all there, people though earth was flat, people said galileo was wrong when he proved earth was not centre of the universe which was true, ... Because of simple minded beings back then, little stories made up to be true ("legends")

  • I have entertained that possibility too,but I don't stay there because to hold on to any one unprovable position in this philosophical realm is to stagnate and decay.I prefer to entertain a view that works independently of the notion that the true nature of reality transcends all conceptual fabrications and is therefore unknowable or that twinkies have enough preservatives in them to eventually become one of the seven wonders of the world.The latter represents the randomness of it all.

  • Playing both possibilities seems to me at least more intellectually honest. I mean a conservative agnosticism opens one up to the possibilities of a third way rather than shear chance, even if it doesn't include the notion of a god. Maybe the creature simply isn't smart enough to understand or comprehend eternity or the lack thereof. It's all madness on some level so I just don't make any promises.

  • she definitely mad. I think she is beyond mad. She is insane and needs a reality check for sure. Did you see the part when she screams "i am god warrior"? Looks like a crazy women to me.

  • ....Ok, there's a mystery, and then to solve that you add another bullcrap mystery. Then we go on a loop asking who created god. And therefore, so if there is a god, there must be a super god that made god. and then there is an ultimate god that made super god. CAUSE THAT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE. And thus and thus.

  • No, that's called an infinite progression and in this world of opposites and form it can be defined. True infinity goes beyond, in theory any contemplation of it. Even as an it. To say this does not neccessitate the existance of a God. Whatever can be though of with the mind can not touch it, smell it, see it, feel it, hear it. There can be insight to this, but it may require abandoning the monotheistic or theistic tradition all together. Don't close yourself off to all experiences just yet.

  • I'd rather close myself to one measly option that makes people react like closed minded morons, even if I'm being a hypocrite and doing the same to an extent... Still, no where as near as religious people.

    They are closed minded as fuck.

  • That is your choice, but you will limit yourself. Even the most philosophical aspects of zen have their roots in some universally shared experiences.

  • Anything but christian or catholic belief in my book.

  • NOOO thats wrong... i know what realy happend.. there was this BIG bang one day and that made the moon, then the moon laid 2 eggs and god hatched out of one then the devil hatched out the other, then the moon had sex with god and made two babys, Adam and Eve, then they had sex with the moon, god and the devil, and then they all laid egggs and had us.. but then god ate the devil so the devil went to hell.. thats how we were made XD makes much much more sence then any other story ive heard...

  • Gtfo.

  • .........................no.

  • lolz...

  • I thought she was going to eat that bible like a fresh donut. God's warrior needs to run around the block a few hundred times.

  • she says she speak to god so much.. why won't god get some of her fat cunt whale ass out! ?

    why won't her god give her a new brain?

  • dorks sighted

  • Wouldn't it have been hilarious if she broke the chair?^^

  • Fuck that fat lady, and fuck christians. That gap looks like when Moses parted the sea.

  • hahahahahah clint!

  • DORK SIDED

  • God expects her to go for walks And FIX THAT BIG OL' GAP.. damn, I bet that makes it easier for her pass the communion right down to her tummy...

  • This lady is a piece of shit and a hypocrite on half of the shows I've seen w/her in she's said shit and fuck and a few other choice christ like words. I think I would like to meet her and talk to her maybe let her know she's not better than everyone in the world because of her god. Jesus died for his own sins not mine. Peace one love.

  • Well i disagreed with all of you . I DO believe in God , however in life we can take anything over board and the "God Warrior" took things a little over board. But all christians arent bad people and you cant judge an entire group of people based on a few. I am a transsexual and still am a Christian. Lets not judge !!!

  • this woman is mentally warped.

  • lmao what im waiting for is that porch to collapse under her xD

  • Just for the record, just because someone "believes" they are doing the right thing doesn't make it alright. Christianity is doing so much harm. It is dumbing down our country. I wouldn't care so much, except that I have to be around these people all the time. Isn't there a christian free town? Where one could go to escape all these weirdow religious people.

  • No offence to Christians, but does everything have to be a "struggle"?

  • well thats a bad example because most people aren't "jesus freaks". i respect that you are atheist but you should respect the woman in your story because even though she did the obviously wrong thing, she did what she strongly believed was right.

  • she acts like we athiests are bad people. i heard there was a girl who died b/c she didnt get insulin (idk how 2 spell it) and had diabetes. shedidnt get the medicine b/c her christain mother decided that medicine doesnt work, and only prayer does.

    if she wasnt such a jesus freak, her daughter would still be alive

    an athiest would have did the right thing

    and i hate how they think we worship the devil. there is no devil so whats there to worship

    just live life and not follow religeon

  • ur right the world is a better place without religon im atheist i dont worship the devil i worship nothing infact if i were to worship someone id worship chuck norris you know why? cuz he actually exsists lol

  • good point. look, im gonna baptizte my children to please the moon lmao.

  • holy shit. literally.

  • People here say how insane Muslims are for killing people, we need to focus a little more on freaky ass bible thumpers like this fat ass.

  • this gives me nightmares

  • someone give her some food to make her shut up.

  • i can stand people that cant accept other religions, she sjust as insane as the al-queda

  • Fat birch wont fit in heavens doors. And there is nos heaven or god, so , whats the point.

  • OMG, this woman needs a counsler.

    She needs YEARS of therapy

  • H'mmmm, were those Buddhist prayer flags hanging over her front verandah.??..

  • theyr either Tibetan Buddhist Flags of Mongol Shamanistic , i think theyr tibetan buddhist cuz its very difficult to find mongol shamanistic flags in the u.s. unlike buddhist ones

  • God does expect more of her than she can do. God expects her to be tolerant and more open minded... however she takes this as her cue to be more narrow minded and fanatic.

  • you mean god that imaginary character that lives in your mind? oh yeah, hes telling you to do alll sorts of stuff isnt he? lol

  • i dont really believe in god really now but thats a good point :)

  • Actually I'm atheist... but from what I've gleaned about this God fella... thats supposedly what he teaches, supposedly.

  • i agree

  • Why aren't these people receiving psychiatric care?

  • Some types of crazy you can't cure.

  • BASED ON RESULTS, GOD IS SANCTIONING ALL THIS ...confused?

    YES ...insanity is normal here in America.

    I've found that religious & righteous addiction is pandemic here in the USA and encouraged by the President on down.

    Being a 'non-believer' in religion & righteousness here in America is deeply condemned & you'll find yourself ostracized and regarded as evil.

    FEAR & STIMULATION is what makes America what it has become ...a look away nation, of uneducated opinionated haters.

  • You seem somewhat ignorant.

  • thunderwunder, here in Australia, we've seen documentaries on the ignorance and intolerance of religious nuttery in the USA,, and it's amongst the scariest things I've ever seen.

  • Do they really make chocolates wrapped in Bible verse paper?